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Nini: "We elves generally regard other species as uncivilized, so we don't mind seeing indecent images of other species."

Xiao Bai: "Humph, isn't it just a lizard man's testicles? Although I haven't eaten them, I have eaten lizards! If you round it up, I have eaten them."

The lizard man was standing on the water surface nearby, but when he heard what Xiaobai said, he fell into the water.

Xiaobai: "Ah? Can this fall into the water?"

The lizardman didn't know how to use his strength in the water, but he jumped onto the surface and stood firm again: "If you can't keep your mind calm, you won't be able to use the skill of floating on water."

Xiaobai: "You just heard me say eat eggs, so you got upset, right? By the way, the eggs of you lizardmen are in the same position as lizards' eggs, right? It's right here in the tail."

As Xiaobai spoke, he grabbed his tail with his hands and pointed to the base of the tail, which was just the right position to be tucked upside down on his butt.

Lizard Man: "Right here. We are just lizards that walk upright. Many of our body structures are similar to those of ordinary lizards. According to our legend, the ancestor dragon used ordinary lizards as raw materials to create us."

Nini exclaimed: "What? In your mythology, wasn't it a dragon that gave birth to you?"

"Some tribes have myths like this, but our tribal elders and shamans support the dragon god creation theory. The lizardman tribe is generally divided into two factions because of the difference in the creation legend. In our tribal totem, the dragon is high above.

"But for tribes that believe they are descended from dragons, the dragon in their totems is considered an ancestor, not a god."

Wang: "Will you start a war over this?"

As soon as he finished speaking, Nini shot an arrow towards the shore. The arrow disappeared into the bushes on the shore, and soon a painful squeaking sound was heard in the forest.

Nini: “One.”

The lizard man looked at Nini, then at the sailors who were ready, and said, "I see you are ready to go. Come on, let's see if you can catch up with me!"

As the lizard man said this, he ran on the water.

Xiao Bai yelled, "Come on, row the boat!"

The sailors immediately shouted and began to chase the running Lizardmen desperately.

**

The chase lasted for about half an hour, and just when the sailors were exhausted and panting, the lizardman in front stopped.

"We're here!" His voice came from afar.

The king looked towards the shore and saw a wall made of bamboo by the water. There was a gate on the wall above the water, and there was also a guard tower made of bamboo.

The lizardman on the tower wore a conical hat and held a crossbow in his hand.

Wang was stunned when he saw the crossbow: "Why the crossbow? Where is the primitive tribe that just settled down?"

The monk Li Guang replied, "This is because the traveler who suggested that we settle down long ago firmly believed that our kind of life should be in the tropical rain forest - this is the word they use to refer to the forests in the river countries."

Xiao Bai interrupted, "Is this the forest with so many mosquitoes that it's scary? It's terrible. Fortunately, I used partial transformation to cover the exposed skin with fur, otherwise I would have been bitten to death long ago."

Wang: "My mage robes are very tight to begin with. Now I am glad that I did not take them off just because of the heat."

Xiaobai: "Hehe, luckily Dabai didn't come, otherwise her chest would be full of red spots from mosquito bites."

Wang: "It's pretty sexy when you think about it."

"What's the point if you don't do it?" Xiaobai said.

Wang: "Okay, let's not talk about this issue. Don't interrupt me. Sorry, Li Guang, Xiao Bai is like this. Let's continue with the crossbow. What's wrong with that traveler saying that you live in a tropical rain forest?"

Li Guang frowned: "Your pronunciation of this word is very standard."

Wang: "Really? Wait a minute... You just said that tropical rainforest is a word from the traveler's side. I thought it was a word from his hometown... If I think about it carefully, this word should not exist in this world. It's a foreign word. What does the traveler look like?"

Li Guang: "It is incredible that he traveled alone. After all, the only safe areas in the River Kingdoms are around the human settlements along the Masunya River. A traveler who goes deep into the dense forest alone is either a fool or extremely powerful. However, there is no record of him using powerful strength in our tribe's records."

Wang: “Is he human?”

"Yes, it should be."

"Did he wear any strange clothes?"

"No. Just the clothes that people from the River Kingdoms would wear."

Wang: "Okay, it's okay. Go on. What do you think about living in a tropical rainforest?"

"We live in the rain forest, and we have scales for protective coloration, so we can often blend in with the rain forest. If our scouts and hunters suddenly talk, it will give people the illusion that the trees are talking."

Wang: “He said all this?”

"Yes. Then he suggested that we must use the crossbow. He also drew a diagram of the crossbow for us and personally demonstrated to our craftsmen how to make it."

Wang was shocked: "Did this traveler tell you... uh, a specific sentence pattern, for example, 'When shooting at water monkeys, if they run away, it means they are evil water monkeys, if they don't run away, it means they are well-trained water monkeys.'

Li Guang looked at Wang with a puzzled look on his face, and blinked his eyes: "He did say something like that. Of course, the specific content is not like this, but the structure is very similar."

Wang: "Does he like to smoke? He holds a pipe all day long?"

Li Guang: "Indeed, there is always smoke around him."

"If you go and give him advice on smoking, will he say that the smoke helps him think?"

Li Guang: “Yes.”

Wang slapped his thigh and said, "Damn it, it's my uncle. He might have been traveling in this plane secretly to find fault with the Fengwuzhi written by my teacher."

"Wait a minute!" Nini raised her hand. "Teacher, your uncle has been to this plane, but you don't know about it? I mean, if he left the Mage Tower for a long time, you would have noticed, right?"

Wang shook his head: "The fact that you ask this question shows that you don't understand the nature of the planeswalker. The eternity of the planeswalker is achieved by escaping from the timeline.

"When a planeswalker reaches the highest level, time ceases to exist."

Nini looked confused: "What do you mean?"

Wang: "Literally. Time exists for us because we are in the flow of time. It is actually a concept we define to understand this ever-changing world. But planeswalkers are different. Planeswalkers transcend time.

"He has no concept of time, so planeswalkers often use 'memory' as a unit to measure their experiences. To make it easier for us mortals to understand, they define memory using our time units.

"For example, when a planeswalker says 'a day has passed', it looks the same as us, but it actually means that he has gained 'a day' of memory. This 'day' is a unit of memory, not time."

Everyone had a question mark on their face.

The monk exclaimed: "That's very Zen."

Xiaobai: "Wisdom, courage, Zen, um, when you encounter something you don't understand, do you use a mysterious word to describe it?"

Monk: "The young donor is indeed a wise man."

Xiaobai: "What is the difference between great wisdom and wisdom?"

Li Guang: "It can only be understood but not expressed in words."

Xiaobai: "I can't stand it!"

Despite Xiaobai's jokes, Nini was still trying to figure out the secret of the planeswalker: "So... you mean, for the planeswalker, time is memory?"

Wang: “You can understand it this way… In short, a planeswalker does not have the attribute of time. In order to enter a certain plane, he needs to merge into the time flow of a certain plane.

"Our Mage Tower has its own separate time stream. Those of us who haven't been promoted are in this time stream. If one of us goes out to study, then that's how much time has passed. For example, I came to this plane this time and it took me five years to solve the world-destroying crisis. When I return to the Mage Tower, five years will have passed.

"But it's different for planeswalkers. Professors can switch to the timeline on the Mage Tower at any time. My uncle was drunk, so he switched to the wrong timeline. From time to time, there would be two of them looking at each other in embarrassment."

Nini: "Oh, I see. What you mean is that the professors may seem to have always been there, but in fact they have been adventuring in other dimensions for a long time."

"Yes. I don't know when my uncle came to this plane and verified the local customs written by the teacher. I guess he was looking for omissions to make fun of him."

Li Guang interrupted and asked, "So, that traveler is your uncle?"

"correct."

"Besides what you just said, is there anything else that can prove it?"

Wang thought for a moment and said, "My uncle, do you still need to wear bamboo hats?"

Li Guang: “Yes.”

Wang Yi clapped his hands: "Look! A talking tree should wear a bamboo hat and use a crossbow. This is what my uncle would do. He must have also taught you to sing rock music, probably this one."

Wang coughed and sang loudly: "Some lucky son of a bitch sent us here, rotting like rags. But that's not me, not me~"

Xiaobai raised his hands and covered his ears.

Nini was holding a bow and arrow on guard, and couldn't cover her ears, so she frowned.

Flint: "Caris Newman, Kaelin will crush you!"

Wang looked at Li Guang and said, "No matter how well I sing, has my uncle sung this before in your place?"

The monk nodded. "Yes, the melody is right, but he sings it beautifully."

Wang: "That's my uncle."

Monk: "...He is a great benefactor to our tribe. He is also the one who guided me to become a monk."

Wang: "Ah, I've almost gotten used to hearing the legendary stories of my teacher and uncle wherever I go. Damn, next time I choose a plane, I will definitely go to a place they haven't been to."

At this time, Nini asked: "Wait a minute, if planeswalkers have no concept of time, then time spells will be ineffective against them?"

After all, Nini is an elf, so she has some knowledge about magic.

Wang: "Yes. Time blocking is useless to them."

Nini: "That's not right. I remember when I used that communication magic to talk to them, your uncle and junior uncle had a fight. Didn't they use time magic?"

Wang: "Oh, that's Time Stop. This spell is a famous fraud. It's called Time Stop, but it's actually different from Time Interrupt, which is a spell that actually blocks the flow of time and makes everyone stop. Time Stop actually just speeds up the caster to the extreme, making it seem as if everyone else has stopped.

"The planeswalker who created this spell was inspired by a supernatural power from a certain plane. This spell was originally supposed to play music after it was cast."

Nini: “Music?”

Wang: "Yes, music. Before, in the Fetal Movement Hall, music played when the rolling stone trap was triggered, right? Just like that. But this made the spell too complicated, so the people behind it were smart enough to cancel the music function, so time stop became a simple and boring speed-up spell."

Nini: “???”

Chapter 150: Lizardman Master King

While the group was discussing, the lizardman standing guard on the watchtower spoke up: "Li Guang, why are you bringing outsiders into the tribe again?"

Wang raised his eyebrows and asked their guide, "Do you often bring people back?"

Li Guang: "After all, I'm standing in that position, and there are quite a lot of people who will come to talk to me. But the strange thing is that most of the people who talk to me have the ability to fly."

Wang: "Nonsense, it's hard to talk to you when you're standing there and can't fly."

The monk nodded: "That's absolutely true."