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Jiang Lu stopped pretending and said with a smile: "After my rebirth, I learned a unique skill. Have you ever heard of conceptual abilities?"
"No, what is that?"
"I can open all the doors in the world." Jiang Lu crossed his legs, leaned on the back of the sofa, and smiled crookedly: "Now that I have an anchor point and the priest's gold-rimmed badge, I can go to the central temple at any time and myself Open the door to the stars.”
"Really?" Zeus said with a confused face, "I don't believe it."
"Oh, you still don't believe it."
Jiang Lu reached out and pointed, and the locked apartment door opened automatically after the two entered the house.
"Ah?" Zeus was shocked: "Are you serious?"
"I told you, invincible." Jiang Lu smiled proudly: "Even some objects that are not doors, but have the concept of doors, I can open them unconditionally."
"Does that mean..." Zeus was so excited that he hesitated to speak.
Jiang Lu also smiled in tacit understanding and nodded: "You are simply another me in the world!"
"Then let's just go and watch the dancing!" Zeus couldn't wait and was extremely excited: "I can't wait to see the rotating musical fountain on the stage! It's so damn cool!"
"Good good!"
Jiang Lu nodded first, then thought of something, his expression immediately changed, and he said seriously:
"Oh no..."
"Why?" Zeus's expression changed.
"It has cooling. I just opened a door to prove to you, so I have to wait twenty hours before I can use it again. Damn it, now I can't go to the Starry Sky Gate."
Jiang Lu slammed the table angrily, and then suddenly changed the topic again, saying with a playful smile: "But to be honest, this seems to be the first serious door I have opened."
"You fucking used up such a precious opportunity just to prove it to me?!"
Zeus went crazy and even cursed himself: "Who am I to let you use this magical skill once?! Twenty hours! Twenty hours?! How can I survive these twenty hours?!"
"Uh..." Jiang Lu said helplessly: "In fact, even if the twenty hours are up, I will give priority to opening the Starry Sky Gate."
"You deserve to die!"
......
The experience of watching pole dancing was not ideal.
Because Zeus had been depressed throughout the whole process.
He stared at a bald man in the first row and said angrily, "I should have seen you use your power to make the musical fountain turn him into a basketball!"
"Why basketball?" Jiang Lu asked.
"So I could have sex with the beautiful lady next to him and blame it all on Kobe Bryant."
Zeus shrugged: "You know, when Kobe and basketball appear at the same time, everyone will see how the basketball will move, but no one will see whether that face comes from Kobe.
All I have to do is shout, "Look, Kobe is alive" and everyone will look at that guy with shit on his head jumping up and down in the audience and think that's a miracle. As for whether Kobe has ever strengthened someone. , no one will care.
Damn, he is what the fans believe in! "
"You are really a genius." Jiang Lu praised, "Then I will take advantage of that moment to jump on stage and have sex with the dancer."
"But she just squirted!"
"I know, but I will pretend to be Michael Jackson and dance to his Beat It. I don't know why, but he will touch his crotch every time he dances."
Jiang Lu imitated the dance movements and rubbed twice:
"As long as it's cleaned at any time, it's not a problem, and they will definitely treat it as part of the performance, because Kobe is resurrected, and it's not impossible for MJ to be resurrected."
"Uh..." Zeus hesitated, "But I like MJ very much, and I don't want you to make fun of him."
"Are you kidding just now?!" Jiang Lu was shocked.
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"Okay, but it's useless to talk about it now." Jiang Lucha changed the subject: "My ability is still cooling down. When I can use it, I should open the starry sky gate."
"How long now?" Zeus asked.
"There are still nineteen hours and ten minutes left." Jiang Lu replied.
"Okay, let's just watch the pole dancing in peace."
"Ah."
After a while, Zeus suddenly asked: "So you really don't plan to use it on them first? We still have four days, which is plenty."
"impossible."
Jiang Lu firmly refused: "I will not waste my time in useless places under any circumstances. I have a heavy responsibility now."
"How about we each take a step back, you perform once, and then I promise to make what I just said true with you." Zeus made the condition.
"Brother, I already said it's impossible. Do you know what impossible means?"
"Whatever." Zeus shrugged: "It makes me think too much. Am I going to grovel to you for this?"
"That's fine."
"Actually, I could have done it casually. It doesn't mean that you have to do it."
"Uh-huh."
"Has anyone ever told you that you're a bit of a pretentious person?"
"Ok?"
"Forget it, I wasn't very interested in it at first."
"You've started, haven't you?"
"Anyway, there are still nineteen hours, I can do this all day."
“Why does the Greek captain speak English?”
"Μπορωνατοκανωαυτοολημερα."
......
Zar District, Law Enforcement Bureau.
Cynthia came to the interrogation room early in the morning to change shifts.
The colleague who had almost finished the interrogation handed the interrogation book to Cynthia, and then left the interrogation room with a yawn.
Cynthia did not check the criminal immediately, but sat down and started to look at the contents of the case.
[Two criminals took advantage of a performance error at the "Gebi" nightclub last night (the pole dancer had diarrhea while dancing) to have sex with the pole dancer and an audience member respectively, disrupting the normal progress of the performance.
During this period, one person danced a strange dance, and another person shouted, "Everything I do now is to pursue more perfection." "Lowering your head does not mean admitting defeat, but to see your own path clearly; raising your head does not mean to be proud, but to see your own sky." "Waiting for words.
Charge: disturbing public order
Since the pole dancers and spectators plead for the offender afterwards, it is recommended that the sentence be discretionary
Recommended sentencing: twenty-three years
Suspects: Jiang Bao, Os]
"Huh?! Jiang Bao?!" Cynthia looked up suddenly.
"Jiang Bao is next door." Zeus waved his hand and showed a bright smile: "I still remember you, beautiful law enforcement officer."
Next to Zeus, Jiang Lu stared at the documents that needed to be signed and felt incredible.
"I thought we were being charged with holding women against their will!"
"Huh? What kind of crime is this?" the law enforcement officer sneered: "Unless you force an orangutan to stick a torch into Prometheus's anus on the stage, there is no crime better than disturbing a group of people who want to watch the performance after watching it. It’s even more serious for powerful people to have relationships with people around them.”
"But just because of this, you sentence me to twenty-three years?!"
"You'll figure it all out in prison, scum!"
"But I am the priest of the Elk Cult."
"You have been released. I wish you a happy life, Priest!"
Standing at the door of the Law Enforcement Bureau, Jiang Lu felt for the first time the privileges that priests could enjoy in Hybrier.
Soon, Zeus was also sent out by Cynthia.
"Want to have a drink together?" Jiang Lu asked.
Cynthia shook her head in panic: "No... No, I have something else to do."
After saying that, he turned around and walked back to the law enforcement bureau.
"What took you out so long?" he asked Zeus.
"Before showing the priest badge, I tried to repair the relationship between you and her, so that this incident and the previous incidents would not deduct your points in her heart." Zeus replied.
"You don't have to go to this extent." Jiang Lu asked nonchalantly: "Did she say anything?"
"She said let me remind you that the dancer has an infectious disease."
Jiang Lu was stunned for a moment and started to check his personal information. Sure enough, he found that many entries appeared on the status bar.
"There are actually diseases that I haven't seen before?!"
"Is it serious?" Zeus asked concerned.
"Fortunately, there are only more than twenty kinds." Jiang Lu didn't care: "Isina will help me. Love can cure all diseases."
"Great." Zeus looked at the time: "There are still two and a half days until the Starry Sky Gate opens, and your cooldown should be over in three hours. It's just right to go to the central temple now."
Jiang Lu nodded: "Don't worry, I'll take E'e home with me."
"What's the point of taking her?" Zeus wondered.
"You are a useless god and I am a useless human being. If we don't bring E'e along with us, how will we get the fighting power?"
Jiang Lu smiled: "Although she will be subject to some restrictions outside the underworld, it is enough for us to deal with most accidents."
"I thought she was a lady."
Zeus was shocked: "I was actually deceived by a girl?"
When Jiang Lu thought about conquering the unknown land soon, his heart suddenly became heroic: "Okay, let's show a little bit of the momentum of the gods! I never imagined that if you and I join forces, who can stop us?"