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Jiang Lu said leisurely: "The thirteenth law of the world, as long as you carry a ladder, you can enter and exit any public place freely."
But when he walked to the periphery and looked at the bishops of various temples gathered in circles, Zeus still felt a little guilty: "What should I do now?"
"Don't worry, as long as we are confident enough, no one will doubt us."
After saying that, Jiang Lu carried the ladder and pulled Zeus towards the altar in the center.
"Excuse me."
"Please give way."
"Be careful with your head."
"Pull your feet back."
While shouting, the two of them pushed through the crowd and walked inside.
When the bishops first saw the two people, they all wanted to stop them, but after seeing the ladder, they subconsciously moved to the side.
Their subconscious mind tells them that they should not go against someone carrying a ladder, just like a person sweeping the floor must lift his foot when sweeping in front of him. This is a natural law that is self-evident.
Even Zeus did not expect that they would reach the altar so smoothly.
But as they went deeper, the bishops' status in Hyperborea became higher and higher, and finally someone raised doubts.
"There is nothing here that needs repairing." The Bishop of the Elk Cult, who was keen on being conspicuous at the moment, frowned.
"Uh..." Zeus' experience only applies to women. Facing this embarrassing situation, he was obviously a little stretched. He immediately looked at Jiang Lu, hoping that he could help.
Jiang Lu did not disappoint him and immediately asked more firmly, "This is routine maintenance. Are you responsible if the Starry Sky Gate cannot be opened?"
"Uh..."
Perhaps it was because Jiang Lu was too confident that Bishop Elk suddenly felt a little out of breath.
He whispered to the bishops around him: "Does the Starry Sky Gate need maintenance?"
"I do not know."
"But he brought a ladder, so I thought we should listen to him."
"Look, his hands are covered in red rashes that look like syphilis. He must be a professional engineer!"
"So that's how it is." The bishop relaxed his expression and nodded to Jiang Lu: "Then go ahead."
"Hmph." Jiang Lu snorted coldly, proudly placed the ladder on the altar, and began to climb towards the Starry Sky Gate.
Zeus had already been amazed: "As expected of Jackie Chan in the world of sexual diseases!"
The two men climbed onto the base of the Starry Sky Gate in front of a group of bishops. Some enthusiastic bishops even took the initiative to help the two men hold the ladder.
"Be careful, Engineer!"
"Shh! He's starting to lube up! Don't bother him."
Jiang Lu looked back and asked quietly, "Is it time?"
"Arrived half an hour ago."
"Well... sorry for the poor performance!" Jiang Lu nodded without even looking back at the bishops who were holding the ladder.
[Open the door], start!
boom!
The sky and earth in Hyperion changed color.
The inky black starry sky gate that had been silent for a long time began to emit a dazzling luster.
Dark clouds gathered and the storm brought with it lightning, pouring energy into it continuously.
The people of Hyperborea didn't know what was happening, and even the bishops didn't have time to react, and everything returned to calm.
However, the two people and one cat in front of the Starry Sky Gate had long disappeared after the hurricane that made it impossible for people to open their eyes disappeared.
The bishops who were closest to the Starry Sky Gate and were knocked down by the mighty force of nature climbed up from the ground and looked at the lonely ladder, feeling that something was wrong.
"What about people?"
Bishop Elk looked around and asked, "Where are they?"
Someone stroked his chin and thought: "Is this probably debugging?"
“Has this step been debugged before?”
"I don't know, but they brought a ladder, so I think we should trust them."
"That makes sense. They must have their reasons for doing this."
"In that case, we can only trust them. After all, we are just laymen."
......
Jiang Lu and Zeus slowly opened their eyes and observed the surrounding environment.
They were now in a primeval forest, with a dark cave in front of them.
Neither the trident that Jiang Lu was impressed by, nor Nodens, were in front of them.
"Where is this?" Jiang Lu scratched his head in confusion.
But Zeus did not reply.
Jiang Lu turned his head and found that Zeus was staring at the cave in front of him with a heavy face.
"what happened to you?"
"This is not the Dreamland!" Zeus seemed to think of some unpleasant memories: "I have been here! I have been here! This is the entrance to the Dreamland, the Ghoul Cave!"
"Ah?" Jiang Lu was startled. "How could that be? Don't I have an anchor point?"
"I think I understand." Zeus took a deep breath: "It must be that the Starry Sky Gate should only open when the polar day and polar night change. We came here two days early, resulting in insufficient energy and failed to send us to the correct location!"
"I think I understand." Jiang Lu asked thoughtfully, "Does the Starry Sky Gate belong to people who have reached middle age?"
"Your metaphor is really fresh and unconventional..." Zeus looked at him deeply, then nodded: "But that's right."
Jiang Lu now realized the seriousness of the problem: "Damn it, the current situation is even worse than being reborn as an orphan! This is just like... just like..."
Fear appeared on his face: "It's like being reborn in the women's restroom of a vocational high school!"
At this moment, Huang Xiu'e, who was lying listlessly on Jiang Lu's head, suddenly felt threatened. She became furious and started roaring at the entrance of the cave.
The next moment, countless pairs of green eyes appeared in the cave...
Chapter 128 When a person is forced into a hurry, he can do anything!
In the darkness, hundreds of humanoid silhouettes with upright legs gradually emerged.
The ghouls were gradually approaching the two of them.
Soon, the appearance of the ghoul at the front became clear before their eyes.
They stand upright on two legs and lean forward. They look like a group of dogs. Their feet are like hooves, their faces are like dogs, and they have elastic skin like rubber. Their sharp and narrow claws scratch with a threatening meaning. It moves, and just looking at it makes one feel disgusted.
"Be careful."
Zeus took Jiang Lu and took a few steps back cautiously.
"Ghouls eat scavengers all year round, stay with corpses, and carry many deadly viruses with them!"
"You're right." Jiang Lu showed an unruly and proud expression: "But I'm not bad either."
He exposed the sores on his arms that had begun to suppurate and said proudly: "The virus on my body is also deadly!"
"But yours is a chronic disease, but what they carry is no different from poison. At least if I were scratched by them, I might really die immediately."
Zeus retorted with a livid face at first, then suddenly thought of something and asked curiously: "Speaking of which, can't you heal yourself? Why haven't you recovered yet?"
"This." Jiang Lu replied nonchalantly: "Because there are too many types of diseases, and the onset stages are different, it may not be possible to deal with them all at once. I thought about raising them first, waiting for them to cannibalize each other, and then I will directly face the final The surviving king of STDs.”
"Growing poison in the body, right? That's awesome."
The ghouls have intelligence that is no less than that of humans and can communicate with humans, so they did not make any substantial attacks on the two of them immediately.
But seeing the two of them suddenly bragging on such a serious occasion, they still couldn't hold back.
"Invaders... where do you come from?"
The ghoul standing at the forefront made an eerie sound.
Its pronunciation is not clear, its tone is very rapid, and its rhythm is very weird, as if it has not spoken for a long time, and its tone is like a sobbing little girl, which makes people feel numb and horrified. Gotta panic.
"What B accent?" Jiang Lu almost couldn't hold back. He looked at Zeus and asked scornfully and arrogantly: "The virus you are talking about is not Shaoluo virus, right?"
Zeus quickly stopped him: "Don't anger them."
But before Zeus, who had been here once before, could explain anything to Jiang Lu, the ghouls who felt the ridicule in Jiang Lu's tone had already shown their fierce looks.
"Eat them!" the ghoul at the forefront roared.
In an instant, the ghoul who had been standing just now had stooped down, his spine bulged high, and his slender forelimbs fell to the ground. As his thick hind limbs exerted force, he pounced on the two of them like a cheetah. come over.
Zeus' face turned earthy for a moment.
But Jiang Lu seemed to be prepared.
I saw him smile slightly: "The day before I raised the cats, I used them for a while, O'e, to kill them!"
Jiang Lu had already felt that Huang Xiu'e on his head had been restless since the ghoul started to approach, but he had been suppressing his emotions, so he did not release his anger immediately.
Cats and insects are arrogant. In most cases, even the owners who have signed a contract with them will only follow the basic principle of not harming the other party, and many times they will ignore them.
Even the owner of the contract is like this, let alone other species that are inferior to them.
So it can be imagined how deep Huang Xiu'e's murderous intention was towards these inferior and evil creatures who dared to confront and offend her.
Not only had she been itching with hatred, her claws were even deeply embedded in Jiang Lu's scalp out of anger.
His scalp hurt, but Jiang Lu felt happy in his heart.
You are so smart, E'e. You put my blood on your claws, which is equivalent to enchanting poison. A mere ghoul will definitely not be able to withstand it...
But Huang Xiu'e's response was far beyond Jiang Lu's imagination.
She didn't use her claws.