Chapter 156 I'll be responsible for you
"You..." Feng Er's face turned blue with anger, and she turned her back: "Hmph..."
"Feng'er..." The old man in black took a look and immediately said to her through voice transmission: "Forget it, Feng'er, since this guy has no intention of you in that aspect, you should stop thinking about it. Just like I said just now, maybe it's not your destiny yet.
Besides, you haven't seen the face of this bastard. If you had seen it, you would have vomited at him for at least three days and three nights. You are so beautiful, there is no need for you to marry such an ugly man.
At most you can spend more time here with Grandpa, and when you achieve enlightenment and ascend to the immortal world, you can marry any man you want."
"Yeah!" Feng Er responded, then turned around and glared at Ye Fei coldly: "You will definitely regret it!"
After Feng'er finished speaking, she turned her head and walked away.
Looking at Feng'er flying away quickly, Ye Fei finally breathed a sigh of relief.
Then, he immediately said to the old man in black who looked unhappy, "Senior, why does Miss Feng'er seem a little angry?"
The old man in black looked at Ye Fei with contempt and did not answer, because he really wanted to beat him up.
If you weren't the one that the immortal had pointed out to me to take care of, I would have slapped you to death long ago...
This brat is not only ugly, but also so sharp-tongued. He is really single because of his own strength.
Since you missed Feng'er, I want to see where you can find a girl better than Feng'er in the future.
"Senior, senior?" Ye Fei approached the old man in black and waved his hand in front of his eyes a few times: "Senior, can you hear me?"
"I'm not deaf or blind!" The old man in black said with disdain, "Why are you waving in front of me?"
"Hehe, I saw you standing there in a daze with your eyes wide open. I thought you passed away while standing!" Ye Fei said seriously.
"Only Buddhism calls it nirvana, while Taoism calls it ascension!" The old man in black said with disdain. Then, he instantly realized that there was something wrong with what Ye Fei said just now: "Pooh, pooh, pooh... You little bastard, how can you talk like that!"
"I'm just making an analogy, a joke." Ye Fei curled his lips: "Why are you so serious!"
The old man in black glanced at Ye Fei and said quickly: "Okay, if you have nothing else, go back!"
"Ah?" Ye Fei was stunned: "Senior, didn't Miss Feng'er say before that you called me here specially, saying that you had something to talk to me about?"
"That's right!" The old man in black said with a straight face, "Haven't I already told you the truth? You didn't agree! Now that we've finished talking, shouldn't you go back?"
"Senior, look, I've come all the way here, you can't let me go back empty-handed, right?
You are at least a senior who can practice in seclusion in the heart of the demon domain. If this matter gets out, people will say that you are stingy and have no vision! "Ye Fei rubbed his hands:
"Hey, Senior, you must have lived in the heart of the demon realm for many years, right? You must have a lot of rare treasures in your hands, right?
You see, my cultivation is so poor now. Sister Bai asked you to take care of me. Aren’t you worried at all that I will be eaten by monsters in the monster realm?
If you give me some natural treasures that can improve my cultivation, so that I can quickly improve my cultivation, then my personal safety will definitely be much safer."
"No!" The old man in black said coldly, "You offended my granddaughter and made her angry and leave. You still want to ask me for something?"
"Oh, oh..." Ye Fei suddenly covered his face with the mask and screamed twice.
"What's wrong?" the old man in black exclaimed.
"It's so strange, why is my face suddenly itchy..." Ye Fei took off the mask on his face in a hurry, grabbed the wrist of the old man in black, and asked him: "Senior, please help me take a look, is the pockmark on my face caused by an allergy? Why is it so itchy..."
"Hmm?" The old man in black was stunned for a moment when he saw Ye Fei's current face.
When he saw Ye Fei taking off his mask, he wanted to turn his head away, but Ye Fei grabbed his hand and he didn't have time to dodge. He was really disgusted by him last time and vomited all over the floor, so he didn't want to vomit again this time.
However, when he saw Ye Fei at this moment, he couldn't help but feel astonished.
This is not to say that Ye Fei is now extremely handsome. In fact, the truth is that compared with normal men, his appearance is just above average. He is not particularly handsome, but he is certainly not ugly at all.
Mainly because Ye Fei was too disgusting and ugly last time, therefore, in the eyes of the old man in black, the current Ye Fei is already extremely handsome.
"Senior, stop being in a daze and help me check if the pockmarks on my face are caused by allergies?" Ye Fei moved his face closer to the old man in black.
"No allergies!" The old man in black took a small step back and said with a stern face.
"No? That shouldn't be the case. Let me get closer so you can take a closer look..." Ye Fei took another step forward and almost put his face against his: "Please help me take a closer look..."
"I'm allergic, I'm allergic, okay?" The old man in black pushed Ye Fei away from him impatiently.
"Ah? Really allergic?" Ye Fei touched his face and leaned closer: "Senior, please help me point out which pockmark is allergic."
Fortunately, Ye Fei no longer had any pockmarks or abscesses on his face, otherwise, after all his operations, the old man in black would have definitely squatted on the ground and vomited.
"Alright, alright..." The old man in black pushed Ye Fei's shoulder away with a look of disgust: "You just want to get some benefits, I'll give it to you, don't disgust me, your face is almost sticking to mine..."
The old man in black took out a few dried herbs and some fresh fruits from his arms and stuffed them into Ye Fei's hands: "Go quickly, go quickly, and stop disgusting me."
"Hehe, thank you, senior!" Ye Fei quickly threw the things into the storage ring, then put on the mask, turned around quickly, and flew away on the lake water.
With the blessing of innate internal energy, Ye Fei flew to the other side of the lake in the blink of an eye, even though the distance was several hundred meters.
After reaching the other side, he stood on the shore and looked back at the old man in black who was still standing by the lake in the distance looking at him.
He waved at him and shouted, "Senior, goodbye!"
This old guy has great concentration. After vomiting last time, he adapted so quickly?
Is he immune to my face?
This time I didn't even feel sick to my stomach.
Bad review!
Ye Fei turned around and disappeared into the woods.
Just as he entered the woods, the voice of the old man in black suddenly came to his mind: "Boy, remember the way back. If you need my help in the future, you can always come here to find me!
In addition, you must not mention me to anyone, otherwise, it will bring you fatal disaster, even your senior sisters and junior brothers cannot mention me. "
Ye Fei looked back at the other side of the lake, clasped his hands together, and bowed deeply to the island in the middle of the lake. When he stood up, he clasped his hands together again and said to the other side, "Senior, if I, Ye Fei, ever soar to the sky in the future, I will never forget your kindness in giving me medicine today. I will definitely come back to see you with good wine and delicious food!"
At this moment, his heart was truly filled with gratitude.
Although he knew that he had just used his face to disgust others and "extorted" him some rare treasures, which was indeed a bit unkind, he knew in his heart that the old man gave him the things mainly for the sake of Sister Bai's face, and not really because he disgusted him.
He was just playing tricks on him.
To put it bluntly, it's just shamelessness.
It's just like when I was a child and acted shamelessly in front of my grandparents.
As Ye Fei walked into the woods, the dark clouds gradually dissipated.
When he arrived at the top of the mountain where he, Xiao San, Ding Dashan and others were before, the dark clouds had dissipated.
In the woods not far away, the anxious cries of Xiao San and Ding Dashan came one after another.
"Brother, brother, where are you?"
"Thirteen, thirteen..."
"Sister, tell me, could it be that Senior Brother was captured by some monster?"
"Don't talk nonsense, he's not that unlucky..."
"Then where did he go?"
"How should I know? Look for it quickly while the dark clouds disperse..."
"Sister, what if my brother is really killed? You will become a widow!"
"You are the widow! Asshole, what nonsense are you talking about! I am not his wife, how can I be a widow…"
"But, Senior Brother not only kissed you that day, he also touched you..."
"What did you say? He even touched me?"
"hold head high……"
"Where did he touch me?"
"Touch your legs..."
"Ding Dashan, fuck your uncle, I touched your grandmother's legs, when did I touch my senior sister!"
Ye Fei's voice suddenly sounded from behind the two of them.
"Ah?" Xiao San and Ding Dashan turned around together. When they saw Ye Fei walking towards them not far away, Xiao San and Ding Dashan jumped together immediately, and Xiao San flew to Ye Fei first.
She grabbed Ye Fei's shoulders and looked him up and down, left and right, front and back, and then asked with a worried look on her face: "Where did you go just now? Are you hurt?"
"Hehe, no!" Ye Fei grinned. He could see that Xiao San's eyes were red, as if she had cried just now. Seeing that Senior Sister cared about him so much, he was very happy.
However, it was a pity that this happiness lasted less than two seconds, and Xiao San immediately said coldly: "You were not injured just now, but you may not be injured now!"
As she spoke, she suddenly exerted force with the hand that was holding Ye Fei's shoulder. Ye Fei suddenly felt numb all over and could no longer muster any strength. In addition, a piercing pain instantly spread throughout his body: "Oh, oh, sister, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts so much..."
"Asshole, Dashan said that not only did you steal my first kiss that day, you also touched my leg?" Xiao San's eyes were filled with fierce murderous intent.
"Yes, I did touch her, so what!" Ye Fei suddenly stared at Xiao San with a serious face, and replied loudly: "At most, I will be responsible for you, it's not a big deal! Anyway, we have kissed and touched each other, just tell me directly, do you want me to be responsible for you or not!"