Chapter 160: A few drops of domineering
Chapter 160: A few drops of domineering
"Pee, pee quickly, shush shush~"
On the roadside, Awei was whistling at a child in open-crotch pants with a bamboo tube.
“Waaaaa——!”
The child cried loudly.
Seeing someone looking at him, A Wei put his hands on his hips and said, "Why? I want to eat eggs boiled in boy's urine, but that's not allowed!"
Passersby around shrank their necks and avoided it.
Captain Awei is very powerful and you can’t mess with him.
A middle-aged woman ran over with her crying child in her arms. Awei held his chin high, not feeling embarrassed at all.
Suddenly his eyes lit up.
On the roadside, the white-bearded old man with a crutch that he had targeted suddenly changed his expression and said, "Captain Awei, I am already seventy years old."
Ah Wei chuckled: "I remember you never married a wife, and the old boy is also a boy!"
The old man looked unhappy: "My urine smells bad."
Ah Wei handed the bamboo tube to the old man: "I have a strong taste, urine!"
"it's here?"
"Right here."
……
The best place for the duel was not in the charity cemetery. Tan Wenjie and Uncle Jiu searched nearby for a long time before finally deciding on a location.
Feng Shui divination is too profound, and Tan Wenjie has been practicing it for too short a time. Recently, he just took a quick look at a book called "Feng Shui Divination" and has not yet gotten started.
The Iron Plate Divination is different from other arithmetic. It is the orthodox inheritance of the Zhuge family given by Bai Rourou.
When she achieved minor success, she had the level of Zhuge Kongping's wife, and could accurately calculate a person's fortune, good or bad luck within a day, and her predictions would definitely come true.
If it is fully developed, maybe it can reach the level of Zhuge Kongming, which would be amazing.
This subject is profound and extensive, and it has not yet formed a skill. Tan Wenjie just regards it as a way to supplement his extracurricular knowledge. If he can't cheat, then he will just learn it by the way.
"The heaven and earth have righteous energy, which is mixed and flowing. Below, it is the rivers and mountains, and above, it is the sun and stars. When the time is right, the essence of the energy will be revealed, and each one will be recorded in red and blue."
Tan Wenjie looked at the declaration of war written by Uncle Jiu: "Song of Righteousness?"
Uncle Jiu nodded: "In the battle between good and evil, the song of righteousness is the one that issues the challenge."
It was the first time that Tan Wenjie saw a real battle between good and evil, and he was somewhat looking forward to it.
Wencai came over trotting with something in his hand: "Master, Brother Jie."
"what happened?"
"I just saw Awei robbing boys on the road."
"..."
It's something that Awei can do.
"Don't worry about him, he's just robbing me of my urine, just treat it as boiled eggs and eat them." Tan Wenjie said, "By the way, has Qiu Sheng returned to the charity cemetery?"
Wencai nodded: "Let's go back and guard the two horse thieves with Feibao."
"Ah."
We will issue a challenge tonight, but we must also be prepared to prevent the horse thieves from escaping. If necessary, we can kill two of them first.
But it would be best not to kill him, as this kind of villain might be able to replenish his machete.
Fei Bao is very reliable, Qiu Sheng is strong enough and can be relied on most of the time, and as for Wencai... it is safest to keep him by his side, as he is too weak.
"Lotus lantern, candle, peach wood sword, Bagua mirror, command flag..."
Wencai muttered to himself as he fiddled with the things on the altar, and hung two big roosters on the left and right sides of the altar.
It was also the first time he saw Uncle Jiu fighting with someone else.
In the past, Uncle Jiu didn’t catch ghosts and zombies very often, but this year, I don’t know what happened, he has encountered them several times.
Tan Wenjie asked Uncle Jiu about his fighting skills.
Poyiduodi is best at fighting, and there is a saying that when two sides fight, the one with a higher altar becomes stronger.
However, he had never really fought with others. Most of the time, he would just draw his sword and rush forward to chop people, or shoot them in the head with a gun. There was no need to fight head-on if a sneak attack could win.
To fight against evil and defend justice, winning must be the priority. Using some not-so-fair means is a last resort. How can you talk about fairness and justice with the bad guys?
As for fighting with the righteous Xuanmen, it has never happened before.
In the eyes of Master Tan, all the righteous and mysterious people are just skilled merchants. It would be great if they were not overwhelmed by his huge sum of money. How could they possibly come into conflict with him?
Harmony brings wealth, and wealth comes from harmony!
"Boss Tan, the captain asked me to come over and help!"
A squad of policemen with guns came over.
"What do you call it?"
"Martin."
Tan Wenjie couldn't help but look up at the other person and gave him a foreign name.
"sorry to bother you."
But he couldn't understand Martin's next move.
"Uncle Jiu, have some tea!"
"..."
"Uncle Jiu, do you want to pee?"
"..."
"Uncle Jiu, have some tea!"
You are not here to help, you are here to help Awei pee.
into the night.
Burn incense and open the altar.
Wencai used a peach wood sword to pick up the letter of challenge and lit it. The sword flew into the distant sky and turned into a ball of fire and meteor in the air and disappeared without a trace.
"Uncle Jiu..." Tan Wenjie glanced at the bamboo tube that had been prepared long ago, and then looked at Uncle Jiu who was clamping his legs together.
Uncle Jiu's expression was somewhat difficult: "Wenjie, I was slightly injured when I was fighting with the horse thieves last night. Can you help me with the injury?"
He has a square face, straight eyebrows, and a tense expression.
Standing with legs crossed, her domineering aura leaked out.
Tan Wenjie: “…”
You just have to pee urgently, so just pee out.
It's just boy's urine. What's wrong with giving Awei a taste of the sweetness? Tan Wenjie even volunteered to give Awei some. However, Awei disliked that he had too many female confidantes and his urine was not pure.
Tasteless!
"let me try?"
You know what, Tan Wenjie was really eager to try it.
With Uncle Jiu by your side, when fighting with others, you can only win or draw, there is no possibility of losing.
"Come on!"
Uncle Jiu has long known about Tan Wenjie's strength. If he doesn't go, then Wencai must go.
"Wencai, move the things."
"Ah? Oh, what are you moving?" "Take away everything on the altar. I can't use them."
The peach wood sword was fine, but he didn't find it easy to use things like the lotus lamp, inkstone, and Bagua mirror.
Under the gaze of everyone, Tan Wenjie produced a suitcase from nowhere, opened it and took things out.
Bang!
A machete.
Clang!
A pair of cymbals.
Boom!
A pot of strange lilies.
“I can’t let go.”
Tan Wenjie picked up the electric saw, thought about it and decided to put it away, then pulled out two big roosters from the suitcase to replace the two that Uncle Jiu had used when he opened the temple.
Finally, the flag was replaced with the Black Tiger Flag.
everything's ready.
"Master, what instruments does Brother Jie use when he opens an altar?"
Wencai said he didn't understand.
Uncle Jiu coughed dryly. Was he going to say that he didn't understand it either? Especially the thing with the serrated chain that was mentioned just now. He had never seen it before. It looked like a bicycle chain.
The lilies on the altar suddenly trembled.
"coming!"
Tan Wenjie looked forward with his eyes wide open, and a Taoist priest vaguely appeared in front of him.
Except for Uncle Jiu, no one else present saw anything.
"Why is he a Taoist priest?"
It should be a female wizard. Could it be that it has nothing to do with "Mr. Vulgar"?
Stereotyped thinking is unacceptable.
The other person is holding a fire stick in his hand, which is often used by government offices when issuing orders and can occasionally be seen in the hands of clay statues in some temples.
With a flick of his hand, the sounds of ghosts crying and wolves howling came.
"A ghost?"
A musty and damp smell greeted me.
Tan Wenjie held the Black Tiger Flag in his hand and shook his wrist, welcoming with the Black Tiger Flag.
With a thud, a force came and he took two steps back.
Uncle Jiu said, "Wenjie has only been learning magic for a short time. The opponent is quite skilled in fighting. I'm afraid Wenjie will suffer some losses. In addition, the opponent is working with a sorcerer who is good at using the five poisons and knows how to control ghosts. He is not easy to deal with."
Wencai was confused by what he heard. He only knew that the opponent was strong and it would not be easy for Brother Jie to win.
Tan Wenjie didn't suffer any loss, but his hands felt slightly numb and a little smelly.
The sounds of ghosts crying and wolves howling surrounded him, making him dizzy.
He put down the black tiger flag, grabbed the thunder-patterned cymbals and clashed them together, with thunderous sounds spilling out.
The ghost sound disappeared without a trace.
However, the thundering sound produced by the collision of the cymbals was directed not only at the Taoist priest who was fighting in the air, but also at the people nearby indiscriminately. Tan Wenjie encountered a series of problems just after he made the thunder-patterned cymbals, and he had no time to study how to use it.
zizi——
Wencai, Uncle Jiu, Martin and others all trembled together.
"What is the taste?"
Wencai sniffed and turned to look at his master.
Uncle Jiu thought to himself that this was not good, and immediately grabbed the bamboo tube and ran out. Martin was overjoyed when he saw this: "Quick, help Uncle Jiu carry the bamboo tube!"
There was a mess behind him, but Tan Wenjie was fighting excitedly with the opponent.
The opponent is good at controlling ghosts, but unfortunately Tan Wenjie is good at thunder magic, and the damage of thunder magic is +6.
Then he saw the other party quickly make hand gestures, first point the sword finger at the center of the eyebrows, his eyes were like lightning, then he raised his hand and swung it, shouting: "Hit!"
Tan Wenjie stomped the ground with his right foot, dong dong dong.
Invulnerable.
Bang!
The huge explosion raised a cloud of dust at the site, blocking the view, and no one could see what happened to Tan Wenjie.
Uncle Jiu's voice came from the bushes: "Five Thunder Palm? Be careful!"
It's a pity that the reminder was a step too late.
However, when the dust settled, Tan Wenjie had only retreated three or five steps.
Uncle Jiu was shocked: "Hardly resist - clatter - Five Thunder Palms - clatter -"
Uncle Jiu, who only had his head sticking out from the bushes, exclaimed and then shuddered.
There was blood at the corner of Tan Wenjie's mouth, and there was a faint flash of lightning.
"Five Thunder Palm, even more powerful than Palm Thunder!"
He can swallow thunder and lightning with his mouth open and bite it in his mouth.
This explosive lightning struggled in his mouth. If he didn't have a +6 lightning resistance and the "armor" of the guardian god of the evil star Tai Sui, his head would have turned into a paste.
Now, he took the Five Thunder Palm and was slightly injured.
"Pooh!"
He spit out something casually, lightning hit the ground with a "bang" sound, and stones flew everywhere.
He turned over and put his fists in stance. At the beginning, it took at least 30 seconds to accumulate power for the Lightning Thunder Fist to emit lightning. Now it was level 4, and the charging was completed in just 10 seconds. However, he was not in a hurry, but continued to practice boxing to accumulate power. Electric arcs could be vaguely seen between his hands.
The Taoist priest on the opposite side changed his expression when he saw that the Five Thunder Palm did not kill Tan Wenjie, and he became even more anxious when he saw the electric arc on Tan Wenjie's body. He stomped his right foot on the ground and pointed at the red candle. The candle flame turned into a fire snake and pounced on Tan Wenjie.
"Crack!"
Visible ferocious electric snakes emerged from Tan Wenjie's fists. As he punched straight, they roared and killed the fire snakes.
The lightning snake and the fire snake collided in mid-air.
In the first confrontation, the Razer easily pierced through the Fire Snake, and then rushed straight towards the Taoist priest to kill him.
The Taoist's face changed and he grabbed the Bagua mirror on the table and threw it at the electric snake.
There was another loud bang, and the Bagua mirror was blown into pieces. The lightning continued to move forward, and it hit the Taoist priest and knocked him away.
Tan Wenjie quickly came to the altar and took advantage of your illness to kill you.
Bite your finger and throw out a palm thunder.
"boom!"
Pingwu Village.
Several horse thieves were watching the Taoist priests fighting nervously.
Liu Long, the owner of Baiyu Tower, was standing by as he watched the other party bring in lightning and fire snakes. He was terrified and wondered if Uncle Jiu could defeat the other party.
Then he thought again, what's the use even if he could win? The female horse thief had already taken her men to Renjia Town secretly. Something big was going to happen.
But suddenly there was a loud "boom" and an electric snake appeared out of nowhere and knocked the Taoist priest away. After he fell to the ground, he spat out a mouthful of blood.
Then, there was another "bang" and the Taoist's head exploded on the spot.
The headless corpse twitched twice and then became completely motionless.
(End of this chapter)