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Wang Ge didn't care and followed Gu Panyan. Although his shoes and socks were all wet, he was in a good mood because Yan Bao was very tolerant of him.
After buying the meal, he and Gu Panyan sat opposite each other.
While eating, Gu Panyan noticed that Wang Ge kept his head down, holding chopsticks in one hand and typing something on his mobile phone with the other.
"Are you trying to coax Chen Yanxi?"
She spoke suddenly.
"Ah?" Wang Ge was stunned for a moment, "No."
As if to prove his innocence, he picked up his cell phone and showed it to Gu Panyan.
Gu Panyan didn't hesitate and took his phone directly.
Although Wang Ge often rummaged through her phone, this was the first time she had looked at Wang Ge's phone.
As expected, there was a VX dialog box on the phone screen, but it was not with Chen Yanxi, but with Li Zhimeng.
After casually flipping through the chat history, Gu Panyan was speechless.
No wonder Wang Ge dared to show it to her.
These two people didn't talk about anything, they were just giving each other the middle finger like crazy.
The two of them kept scrolling through the middle-finger emoticon pack so many times that they couldn’t even get to the end.
"What are you two doing?" Gu Panyan raised her head and asked.
"Can't you see? She's using her middle finger on me and I'm fighting back!"
Wang Ge said solemnly, "This is a war. Although there is no smoke of gunpowder, it symbolizes dignity! This is a war of dignity!"
Gu Panyan: "..."
What a battle of dignity.
It was clearly two little brats sulking each other.
Now the phone is in Gu Panyan's hand, and Li Zhimeng's middle finger hasn't stopped yet. Taking advantage of this gap, she sent a dozen more middle fingers.
Seeing this, Wang Ge said anxiously: "Yanbao, have you finished reading? Hurry up, it's urgent, I need to continue fighting."
Gu Panyan curled her lips and returned the phone to him.
She was too lazy to look through other things. She knew exactly what kind of person this guy was.
Flipping through those messy things would only make her feel worse.
As soon as Wang Ge got the phone, he couldn't wait to poke it dozens of times and raised his middle finger in retaliation.
But a few seconds later, he seemed to suddenly remember something, raised his head, and his eyes lit up: "Yanbao, do you also have a friend of Li Zhimeng?"
Gu Panyan looked at his expression and frowned slightly: "You don't want me to send her that picture of the middle finger as well?"
"Yup!"
Wang Ge nodded excitedly, "We will fight together as husband and wife, a righteous two against one! She is definitely no match for us!"
Gu Panyan: "..."
"Not interested in."
She ruthlessly rejected Wang Ge's request to fight alongside her.
Wang Ge scratched his head and reached out to her again: "Then give me your phone, I'll do it myself."
This time Gu Panyan did not refuse. She took out the phone from her pocket and handed it to him.
"Hehe, let me see what you can do to fight me this time."
After Wang Ge asked Gu Panyan’s VX account to collect the emoticon package, he placed the two phones on the table and poked them wildly with two fingers while grinning.
Li Zhimeng seemed also shocked that he could fight on two fronts and sent him two question marks.
But Wang Ge ignored her and continued to attack crazily with his middle finger.
Finally, Li Zhimeng seemed to be defeated by him and had not fought back for a minute.
Wang Ge was very proud and was about to return Gu Panyan's mobile phone.
The next second, he received a middle finger from Chen Yanxi’s account on his VX account.
Wang Ge: "..."
"It's 2V2 now!"
Li Zhimeng said to him proudly.
Wang Ge suddenly became furious.
Damn Li Zhimeng! She actually bewitched my Xixi!
Thus, a new battle begins again...
"Okay, let's eat quickly."
Gu Panyan said this unhappily.
"……Oh."
After making an appointment with Li Zhimeng to fight again on another day, Wang Ge lowered his head to eat.
After dinner, it was still raining heavily outside.
Wang Ge was about to repeat his old trick and pick up Gu Panyan.
But Gu Panyan handed him the umbrella.
Under Wang Ge's puzzled gaze, Gu Panyan said as a matter of course: "It's my turn to hold you this time."
"……what?"
Without waiting for Wang Ge to refuse, Gu Panyan squatted down slightly, hugged Wang Ge's waist, exerted a little force, and lifted him up.
Looking at her relaxed look, it was as if Wang Ge had no weight at all.
"No, Yanbao, my shoes are already wet, but yours are still dry. If you hug me, your shoes will get wet too. That's not worth it."
Wang Ge tried to struggle.
"It's okay." Gu Panyan stepped into the rain without caring, "Just hold the umbrella."
“…But this action is so embarrassing.”
"With your thick skin, you still care about this?"
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"What are you talking about? I want to see my lawyer!"
Wang Ge yelled.
Gu Panyan carried him and said unhappily, "It's raining so hard. If you don't speak, no one will recognize you."
"Even if no one recognizes me, I'll be socially unlucky."
Wang Ge said, "When they take a picture and post it on the school's confession wall, what will they say? Who will understand my family? I met a scumbag, and he let a weak girl carry him on a rainy day. The girl's shoes were soaked, and this scumbag was indifferent...
Maybe there will be unscrupulous media and marketing accounts that will make a video of us and post it online in order to gain traffic, in order to stir up confrontation between men and women. Then we will be the sinners!"
"There are so many videos that stir up gender antagonism, ours is not a big deal."
Gu Panyan said nonchalantly.
"But if I do that, I will definitely get scolded. I have a sensitive heart and I can't stand it."
"I've scolded you quite a few times, haven't you?"
“Being scolded by you is different from being scolded by others!”
Wang Ge argued convincingly.
"What's the difference?"
"I get angry and sad when others scold me, but I get excited when you scold me..."
What a perverted statement... Gu Panyan slapped him on the butt in annoyance: "Shut up."
Wang Ge said "Oh", was silent for two seconds, and suddenly asked: "How does it feel?"
Gu Panyan didn't understand for a moment: "What do you mean by feeling?"
"My... uh, butt."
Gu Panyan:?
She scoffed, "Why, did you put silicone in there?"
After saying that, she reached out and rubbed Wang Ge's butt twice, and said with a "tsk" sound, "It doesn't feel that good, put more in next time."
"hiss……"
Wang Ge took a deep breath and yelled, "This is a hooligan, everyone come and see, help, someone is robbing a decent woman and man."
Gu Panyan didn't even bother to pay attention to him.
There were hardly any people around in the heavy rain, and even if there were, they were in a hurry, trying to get back to the dormitory. When they heard him shouting, they would just glance at him and no one would bother to do anything about it.
Wang Ge thought for two seconds, then changed his line and shouted, "Shocking! The beauty from the School of Psychology actually did such a thing with the hunk from Changchuan University in the heavy rain!"
Gu Panyan: "..."
"You can't even be ranked as the most handsome boy in the department, where did you get the title of the most handsome boy in the school?"
"I named myself that." Wang Ge said as a matter of course.
Changchuan University did not hold any campus beauties or campus hunks, but it did hold department beauties and department hunks on its official account. Gu Panyan was too lazy to take part in such a boring selection activity, but Wang Ge was very interested in it and enthusiastically signed her up.
Afterwards, naturally, she easily won the honorary title of Department Beauty with a huge advantage in votes.
There were even many people who privately rated Gu Panyan as the school belle, and felt that the beauties in other departments were not as pretty as her. But this was private after all, so it naturally did not count.
However, because Wang Ge had not attended classes for many years, the judges had no idea that there was such a person as Wang Ge in the School of Economics and Management. He himself was so busy with company matters that he forgot to sign up and did not even have a chance to be selected.
Of course, with his good looks, if he participated in the selection, it would be easy for him to get the title of the most handsome boy in the department.