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"Really? Kuroneko left so quickly just now, I don't know what to do. Luckily, Kirito-chan and Kyousuke are still in the cafe. Otherwise, it would be really hard to find both of them."
Saori found that no one was talking, so she had to speak up to open the conversation between the two people who were still silent and just looking at each other "lovingly". Unfortunately, it had no effect at all. This look of only seeing each other reminded Kyosuke of Gawain and Lancelot, who loved each other. Saori was Bedivere who wanted the two to live in peace, and Kyosuke himself should be Cui Sadness who would always be a quiet handsome man.
So this is really a couple destined by heaven?
Seeing that the two couldn't take their eyes off each other as soon as they looked at each other, Kyosuke believed that they had an extremely strong friendship, or a bad fate?
However, no matter how long the stare-off lasts, it will eventually come to an end. In this confrontation, Kuroneko was the first to retreat. Of course, Kyousuke guessed that she was the first to give in because the contact lenses she had been wearing made her eyes sore. Otherwise, looking at her regretful and unwilling expression, she would have been able to hold on for a long time.
"So, you invited me to a place like this, what is your intention, Miss Administrator?"
After being defeated in the eye contact with Kirino, the black cat turned to attack Saori, as if hoping to let her go as soon as possible through such a rude attitude. She didn't want to see this impersonator in front of her for even a second.
However, Saori's heart was obviously much bigger than Black Cat imagined. She didn't mind Black Cat's attitude at all and still kept smiling, which made Black Cat feel quite powerless.
"Oh, Kuroneko, please don't address me in such a polite way as 'Miss Manager'. Please just call me 'Saori'. It's rare for us to get together. It's fate that we can be together here. Let's stop being polite and just have a happy conversation."
Saori said as she stood up and raised the Coke in her hand in a toast gesture.
However, Kirino and Kuroneko did not respond to her. Kyosuke did raise his Coke to signal her, but he did not say anything in response.
"You dare to call yourself 'Saori' with your character? You really dare to think so. You are simply shameless."
The black cat obviously wasn't going to let go of the big guy in front of him.
"Ah, that's really vicious. This is the first time I've been told that."
Despite this, Saori was not angry. She was already prepared to be laughed at when she put on this outfit.
After seeing that his words had no effect, the black cat immediately began to attack continuously.
"That's for sure. After all, with your nickname and the persona you play in the community, it's easy to mistake you for a 'pure lady', right? But when I actually met you, I realized you're actually this kind of Saori. This is already considered fraud, right? If there wasn't any money involved, I would have called the police. Don't be so abrupt when playing a double-faced joke! No, this is already bad enough."
Seeing Saori still smiling, Black Cat couldn't help but add: "Sorry, I mean no harm. But I still suggest that you use nicknames like 'Akagi' or 'Monkey Boss' in the future. At least this way, when others see you, they will find such a setting acceptable. Of course, there is also your strange way of speaking and calling yourself - especially the frequent use of 'Ninja' as the end of your sentence..."
So you also watch SD. I thought that old antique from the last century was no longer popular among the general public.
"It's just like the country girl otaku from the last century."
Haha, my sister, you are so brave to say that. I am not wearing a sailor suit, and compared to Saori, don’t you look more like a Heisei otaku?
Kyosuke picked up his Coke and took a sip silently. He was thinking about how likely it was that he would suddenly take off Saori's glasses without annoying her.
PS: There will be another chapter later. The title of this chapter is the slogan of "Pokémon Tekken DX"_(:з」∠)_
Chapter 13 Lily: The Kousaka brothers and sisters are the best in the world! ╰(*°▽°*)╯
It seemed that Kirino's words resonated with Kuroneko. She nodded and said seriously, "So that's it. I was wondering why I felt like I've seen you dressed like this somewhere before. Are you really an old woman pretending to be young to attend our junior high school party?"
"Kuromiya, what you said really hurts me. I'm the same age as you and I'm a third-year middle school student!"
Kyosuke watched the interaction between the three girls with great interest, wondering whether he should expose Saori's disguise and scare Kirino and Kuroneko. Even if he didn't know the original work, he could easily imagine what the other party would look like without glasses based on his experience working at Camelot and some small details on their faces. Kyosuke was still very confident when it came to looking at women.
The reason why he gave up exposing Saori was because he didn't want to embarrass the administrator, after all, she was a good person.
But my sister's view on choosing friends is really interesting. The two girls present are the kind of girls who wear thick disguises. Whether it is Saori who dresses herself up as an old house girl from the Showa period or Kuroneko who dresses up as a gothic lolita, neither of them shows their truest side. More importantly, the same is true for Ayase, Kirino's best friend at school. This girl who looks like an angel on the outside but is a witch of a hatchet at heart seems to like to wear her disguise in front of outsiders. However, for the safety of other lives around her, it is better for Ayase to stay like this.
With Saori as a seasoning, the relationship between Kirino and Kuroneko eased a little. So Saori began to slowly lead the topic to their common interest - ACG culture. However, this topic that Saori thought could further enhance the relationship between the two turned out to be a failure, of course, it could also be a brilliant move. Because in the process of arguing, you can actually get a clearer understanding of what kind of person the other person is, which will make the process of getting along with each other much better in the future.
but...
"I didn't expect you to think that about Meruru. In fact, you haven't even watched Meruru. If you had watched the final battle of the first season, you would never say such a thing! That passionate interlude that makes people extremely excited whenever the music starts is the finishing touch! Don't underestimate children's animation!"
"I'm going to return it to you intact! What about Chuunibyou animation? I hate it when people casually describe an animation with three words. I hate those vulgar people who attack an animation without carefully considering other excellent features as long as the animation has a little bit of that element. Are you one of those pigs? If so, it suits you very well."
It seems there is still a long way to go.
Kyosuke noticed the two girls who were arguing more and more recently, and shook his head helplessly. Just as he was about to intervene to stop the escalating conflict between the two little girls, he heard a voice that shouldn't have been there coming from behind him.
"So you're here! Really? You just disappeared without saying anything. I've been looking for you for a long time!"
It's Lily.
She walked past Saori and sat directly between Kyosuke and Kirino, then snatched the Coke from Kyosuke's hand and took a big gulp, without any intention of being polite at all.
"That Lily..." Saori was shocked by Lily's familiar behavior. Shouldn't she go shopping with those new otaku friends she just met? Why is she here?
Saori's doubts were answered by Kyousuke: "Aren't you going to play with those new little fangirls?"
"No, those guys are so boring. They even look down on my little sister Kirino. There is no need to communicate with such short-sighted guys."
Lily hugged Kirino's head and cried, "I'm sorry, sister Kirino. If I had known those people were so ungrateful, I wouldn't have attended this party with you."
"That... Sister Lily, I feel so uncomfortable..."
Like Altria in her queen form, Lily's embrace was not very comfortable. However, compared to the suffocating feeling when she was a queen, Lily now made people feel uncomfortable because the ribs of the Heroic Spirit were too hard.
Kuroneko and Saori couldn't believe that the girl who was hugging Kirino and expressing her emotions in front of them was actually the person they admired so much an hour ago. She was really a complete pervert!
"Um, Lily-senpai. Don't you think this person is uncomfortable?"
Black Cat looked at Kirino who was being rubbed in Lily's arms, and reminded Lily quietly out of moral considerations. However, Lily ignored her completely, still holding Kirino's little head and rubbing her hair with her hands, as if she wanted to comfort her in this way.
But Kyosuke felt that everything she did was completely counterproductive.
"Miss Lily, are you here to join our second stall as well?"
Seeing that Lily was completely oblivious to the people around her, Saori still spoke despite Kirino's pleading look.
"Ah? Saori, you're here too."
Lily temporarily stopped her "love" for Kirino. She looked at Saori with some confusion and had no idea why she appeared here.
Saori felt a little relieved to hear that Lily still knew her to some extent. You know, it would be really embarrassing if Lily really didn't even know who she was.
Saori finally understood that this little sister was helping her organize this event just for Kirino. This feeling really made Saori feel strange. She was the kind of person who wanted everyone to live a happy life, so after noticing that Kuroneko and Kirino were not happy, she specially prepared a second stall for the two to ease their emotions.
But the Miss Lily in front of him was not like that at all. She specially prepared this party for Xiao Tongtong to make friends, and then when she found out that the people in the community could not meet her requirements, she simply cut off all ties with them. This approach was obviously wrong.
Lily's behavior reminded her of her irresponsible sister, so Saori decided to stand up and point out Miss Lily's mistakes.
"Ms. Lily, although I also feel bad about what happened to Xiao Tongtong at the party just now, other people don't say what you said. You will make them very sad if you say such words!"
Saori slammed the table in excitement.
"what?"
Lily glanced upwards at Saori. She was a little impatient with the little girl in front of her who was taller than her own perfect figure. She felt that she was meddling in her affairs.
PS: I recommend Ouyang Ruoxue's "There is a Problem with My Path to Being a Mage"
Introduction: I can fly with a sword, I can use wave qigong, I can use the Fist of the North Star, and I have a stand-in, but I am a good mage...
The previous one of the big brother's writing competition entries was very well written. This one is also a very interesting novel, I hope everyone will support it.
Chapter 14: Kyosuke: Orangutans cherish each other, and Jiji goes on a blind date
"That's enough. Lily, sit down."
Seeing that the conflict between the two was escalating, Kyosuke spoke up and asked Lily to calm down.
The conflict between Lily and Saori is obviously different from the love-hate relationship between Kirino and Kuroneko. It can be said that this is a clash of two people's ideas. In this case, if they are not stopped in time, they will easily really hate each other. It would be bad if Saori was unhappy just because of Lily's willfulness, thus affecting her friendship with Kirino.
"It's none of others' business if Kirino can't make friends. Lily, don't spoil her too much. This time it's obviously her own problem. I told her not to dress too fancy."
Kyosuke stretched out his hand to grab the drink from Lily's hand, but she dodged him. He looked a little embarrassed with his hand suspended in mid-air.
"Humph~"
Kirino snorted in displeasure at her brother's words, but she did not question Kyosuke's words. Family members know their own business, and her performance at the party just now was indeed too ugly, and it was really quite different from her usual self.
"Kyosuke, whose side are you on? Shouldn't you stand by your family unconditionally at a time like this?"
Lily sat down, puffing her cheeks and sulking at Kyosuke.
Does your mental age follow your body? Miss Manager, where is your gentleness and generosity?
Kyosuke was speechless watching Lily being angry like a child, so he deliberately said to her: "Think about how you treat Mordred before you say that."
When Kyosuke thought of Lily's attitude towards Mordred, he felt that apart from knowing that Lily was Mordred's biological father, no word in the sentence just now could fit.
Lily was not to be outdone by Kyosuke's ridicule. She used the nail of her thumb to dig into the nail gap of her index finger, showing her proud queen side: "Tsk~ Look at what you are capable of now. I don't know who was played around by that old woman last night."
"Hey, that was obviously your assist!"
Kyosuke hasn't forgotten the scene last night when Lily and his master commented on his butt.
When Kirino heard Lily's words, her eyes immediately brightened up again. She finally remembered that Kyosuke did not come back all night yesterday.
"Oh, right. What did you do last night? You didn't even come home!"
"I was entertaining guests until very late last night, so I just slept in the store. It's not the first time I've done this, why are you so excited?"
Kyosuke once again demonstrated his ability to avoid the main point and did not mention a single word about what he had done last night.
"So what's this old woman Sister Lily was talking about? Are you going back to your old ways?"
Kyosuke almost spit out what Kirino said.
"What do you mean by returning to your old job? I'm doing a busy business now."
"Does that mean you admit that what you did before was shady business?"
Kirino would not miss any loopholes in Kyosuke's words. Kyosuke just said that she was very straightforward and now it was finally her turn to fight back.
Hearing Kirino's words, Kyosuke looked at Lily with a very impolite look, only to find that the culprit was looking at the ceiling and whistling, as if everything had nothing to do with her.
"Hey? Is Kyousuke already working?"
When Saori saw that Lily did not continue the previous topic, she did not continue to dwell on it. Although she felt a little uncomfortable, it did not affect her feelings towards the Kousaka siblings.
"It's a part-time job. I'm working."
Kyosuke didn't want to say what he was doing because his job was too easy to be misunderstood.
"Really? Then are Kyousuke and Miss Lily a couple?"
Saori's mouth turned into the shape of "ω" again. It seems that people from all over the world are born gossipers.
"Ah, Saori, you are really good at talking."