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"Uh... I saw the message you sent me after I washed my hair..."
Gu Panyan sneered, not dwelling on the question, but seemed to have thought of something interesting, with the corners of her mouth slightly raised, and asked, "You have been sleeping since the end of get out of class in the morning until now, you must have missed lunch, right?"
Wang Ge suddenly had a bad feeling and said calmly, "Yeah, what's wrong?"
"It's okay. I haven't had lunch yet. Let's go out for a meal together."
Gu Panyan said meaningfully, "I heard that the bibimbap restaurant on the third floor of the second cafeteria has particularly large portions. How about we go and try it?"
"Huh? This..."
Wang Ge had also heard of that bibimbap restaurant. He heard that its main customers were fat men and women, and the amount of rice they gave was almost double that of other restaurants.
Oh no, it's for my stomach... His brain was spinning rapidly, and he said, "Yan Bao, for the same price, the ones with larger portions are usually not tasty, how about we..."
"It's okay." Gu Panyan interrupted him, her smile deepening, "Just try it and you'll know. If it doesn't taste good, I won't go there again."
"… Mainly because neither of us have big appetites. I'm afraid we won't be able to finish the food and waste it. That's not good."
When Wang Ge said this, he was thinking that even if Yan Bao didn't agree to eat somewhere else, he would have enough reasons to explain why he couldn't eat it.
But Gu Panyan seemed to see through the scumbag's thoughts and showed a very gentle smile, just like Pan Jinlian who was feeding Wu Dalang medicine, "How can you not eat? It's two o'clock now, and you haven't eaten yet. You must be starving and need to replenish your energy, don't you think?
"hiss……"
Wang Ge was trembling all over, "Yanbao, don't do this, I'm scared."
Gu Panyan's expression changed, and she said viciously, "What I mean is that if you dare not finish it, you're done for. Do you understand?"
"...Promise to complete the mission!"
Wang Ge saluted with a firm look on his face.
"Meet you at the cafeteria door."
Gu Panyan said something and hung up the phone.
Wang Ge made a bitter face and looked down at his belly which was bloated from eating barbecue and drinking Sprite.
How to do?
In this state, let alone finishing it, I would be considered awesome if I could just swallow it.
After thinking for two seconds, he walked into the bathroom and decided to induce vomiting.
The principle is very simple. When a foreign object enters the throat, it will produce a feeling of vomiting. The deeper it goes, the stronger the feeling of vomiting.
Hey, the barbecue I just ate was quite delicious. I didn’t expect that I would have to spit it out now... Wang Ge was a little reluctant.
But there is no way, this is the inevitable price to pay in order to achieve a greater goal!
Wang Ge's eyes were determined, as if he was about to face a powerful enemy, and he walked into the toilet resolutely.
Five minutes later, he wiped his mouth, rinsed his mouth, and walked out of the dormitory in a heroic, confident and calm manner.
Oh, what a huge portion of bibimbap.
Look how easy it is for me to take it!
……
Walk out of the dormitory building and go all the way to the school’s second cafeteria.
The dormitory building where Gu Panyan lived was closer to this side, so when Wang Ge came over, Gu Panyan was already waiting for him at the door.
"Yanbao."
Wang Ge walked over and took her hand naturally.
Gu Panyan moved slightly closer, moved her nose slightly, and sniffed him twice.
"Smells like shower gel, you just took a shower?"
Wang Ge's expression remained unchanged: "No, I just washed my hair. You might have smelled the shampoo."
Humph, you still want to cheat me?
I didn’t expect that, Yanbao, I just rinsed it with water and didn’t use shower gel at all!
Gu Panyan stared at him for a few seconds, but didn't see any clues, so she didn't say anything more and turned around and walked into the cafeteria first.
Wang Ge naturally hurried to catch up.
Arriving at the third floor, Gu Panyan went straight to the restaurant that was said to serve very large portions of bibimbap and ordered one.
Wang Ge blinked and asked, "Why only order one portion? Aren't you going to eat it yourself?"
"This is what I eat myself." said Gu Panyan.
"…What about me?"
"If you want to eat, order it yourself. If you don't want to eat, forget it." Gu Panyan said lazily.
Wang Ge didn't react and was a little confused: "What did you say before..."
"I'm just teasing you."
Wang Ge: "...ah?"
"How can I not know what kind of character you are, a scumbag?"
Seeing his confused look, Gu Panyan raised the corners of her mouth slightly and said lazily, "I'll let you go today and put it on the account. I'll torture you next time."
Wang Ge suddenly felt like crying but had no tears.
My barbecue, my Sprite...you died miserably!
He thought for two seconds and felt that he couldn't let Comrade Barbeque and Comrade Sprite sacrifice in vain, so he waved his hand and acted righteously: "It's not my style to buy on credit, this time the account will be settled this time. If torturing me can make you feel better, Yanbao, then please torture me as much as you want, I can bear it!"
Gu Panyan glanced at him and said, "Okay, let's go to the boxing gym tonight."
Wang Ge's expression froze: "No, I mean, can we follow the original plan..."
"No."
Gu Panyan smiled and said, "Criminals do not have the right to choose their own punishment."
Wang Ge was disheartened for two seconds, then suddenly remembered something and asked hesitantly, "Then after I survive the punishment, will there be another honey trap like yesterday tonight?"
Gu Panyan's expression changed, and she looked ferocious: "Let Chen Yanxi use the honey trap on you!"
Wang Ge decisively shut up and dared not say a word.
Chapter 201 M attribute explosion
Wang Ge discovered that his Yanbao not only liked to deceive, but also seemed to be infected by him - oh no, it was influenced, and there was no truth in his mouth.
For example, Yanbao said to him viciously today that if he couldn't finish the huge portion of bibimbap, he would be doomed.
It turned out to be a joke to him.
Another example is that Yan Bao also said that he would continue to go to the boxing gym to beat him tonight.
It turned out to be just for fun.
Her class this afternoon started at four o'clock and lasted until seven-thirty in the evening. She had no time to go to the boxing gym.
The hateful Gu Panyan threatens me every day!
Wang Ge was indignant.
If you can't bear to torture my body, then torture my spirit, right?
"Looking at your expression, you seem to have an opinion?"
Gu Panyan glanced sideways at him.
"How could it be possible? Yan Bao."
Wang Ge changed his face in a second and said seriously, "I praise your tolerance and kindness in my heart."
"Is it?"
Gu Panyan raised her eyebrows with a playful expression, "Why are you complimenting me? Tell me and I'll listen."
Wang Ge nodded randomly three times on himself like a devout believer:
"Praise you, my dear girlfriend Gu Panyan, you are as gorgeous and dazzling as Venus, the goddess of love and beauty in mythology.
According to legend, when the tears of the goddess Venus fall into the soil, beautiful violets will bloom. Mark Twain once said that the violet will leave its fragrance on the ankle that crushes it. This is its tolerance.
My dear Yanbao, your tolerance and generosity are undoubtedly much better than Violet. A gentleman is as broad-minded as a hundred rivers. The widest thing in the world is the ocean, wider than the ocean is the sky, and wider than the sky is your heart!
The famous philosopher Spinoza once said that people's hearts are not conquered by force, but by love and tolerance; my dear Yanbao, you have completely conquered my heart with your love and tolerance. I can no longer leave you. Now, your dear boyfriend, I have only one thing to say to you from the bottom of my heart. "
...What the hell, are you writing an essay here?
Gu Panyan was both angry and amused, and asked, "What are you talking about from the bottom of your heart?"
Wang Ge clasped his hands together and said devoutly:
"Scold me."
Gu Panyan:?
"Why are you becoming more and more perverted?" she wondered.
“Ahem.” Wang Ge said a little embarrassedly, “My M attribute has exploded recently.”
"Is it the same with you and Chen Yanxi?" Gu Panyan asked.
"Uh... okay..."
Wang Ge thought, my game ID is Xixi Supermarket I...
"What do you mean okay?"
"It's okay... it's okay..."
Wang Ge muttered softly.
She rolled her eyes and didn't bother to pay attention to him.
It is now 7:40 in the evening. They have finished all their afternoon classes, ordered their meals, and are sitting in the cafeteria waiting for their meals to be ready.
Wang Ge stayed with Gu Panyan the whole afternoon.