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He took out the spider out of curiosity. Although the spider looked ugly, it had a docile personality. It stayed on Wang Ge's bed obediently, crawling a few times occasionally but not biting anyone.
"Yes, you are much better than that snake."
Wang Ge poked the red crust on the spider's head and thorax with his finger and grinned.
Well, this is the member of Chen Yanxi's family that he is most satisfied with.
Chapter 207 I need you to feed me, otherwise I won’t eat.
"Spider-san, what kind of spider are you from?"
"how old are you?"
"How much is the salary?"
"Can you weave a web?"
"Are you a man or a woman?"
"Have you found your partner?"
“Did you buy a car or a house?”
Wang Ge put the spider in the palm of his hand, raised it to a position parallel to his eyes, and asked seriously.
Spider-Sang ignored him and crawled up his arm from the palm of his hand.
"You actually ignored me? Spider-Sang, if your mother were here, she would definitely scold you for being rude."
Wang Ge said seriously.
Spider-Sang still ignored him.
Wang Ge didn't care and continued to amuse himself and talk to himself: "Well, looking at your red crust, I think you should be a girl..."
"..."
When Chen Yanxi walked out of the kitchen with the food, she saw Wang Ge holding the spider in one hand and holding a mobile phone in the other hand to show the spider. On the phone was a very beautiful two-dimensional spider girl. picture.
"Spider-Sang, have you seen it? From now on, you can change like her. Hey, when you succeed, brother, I will take you to eat Tang Monk's meat..."
Wang Ge said to Spider seriously.
"...You like talking to animals anyway."
Chen Yanxi put the food on the dining table and said something.
"also?"
Wang Ge was confused.
"It's Li Zhimeng."
Chen Yanxi took off her apron and said, "She was just like you the other day, saying some nonsense to this spider."
"What did she say?" Wang Ge asked curiously.
"She let the spider bite her."
"what?"
Wang Ge was stunned. "Is she also a masochist?"
"Ok?"
Chen Yanxi looked confused.
"Well, it's nothing, just a hobby." Wang Ge waved his hand, fooled the subject, and asked, "Why did she let the spider bite her?"
"She said she wanted to be a superhero, to uphold justice, punish evil and promote good, and so on." Chen Yanxi said, "She also asked me to call her Peter Li, or Dreamweaver Parker."
Wang Ge: "..."
"Very good, worthy of her."
He looked disdainful, "How stupid! She didn't even think about it. How could this spider, which can't even weave a web, turn her into Spider-Man?"
...You're not much better if you want to turn a spider into a beautiful girl, right?
Chen Yanxi pursed her lips, said nothing, and turned back to the kitchen to get chopsticks.
"At most, she will be transformed into a spider spirit that can only crawl on the ground."
When Chen Yanxi came out, Wang Ge added another sentence.
Chen Yanxi put the chopsticks on the table in front of him, and he suddenly thought of something, his eyes lit up: "Li Zhimeng is a big spider spirit, the cram school in the cat cafe is the Silken Cave, and the other little girls are a group of little spider spirits! Oh, vivid and specific, I am really a genius."
Chen Yanxi thought for a moment, "They are spider spirits, so you are the centipede spirit?"
"Ah?" Wang Ge was stunned.
"Don't they always call you brother?"
Chen Yanxi said, "In Journey to the West, the spider spirit's brother is the centipede spirit."
"How can a spider's brother be a centipede? They are different species."
Wang Ge said confidently, "He's definitely not my biological brother."
"Aren't you their biological brother too?"
Chen Yanxi said.
Wang Ge: "..."
Damn, that’s true.
"Then don't call me a centipede."
Wang Ge waved his hand, "If you need to call me when you are out, uh..."
I remember that centipede monster had a very domineering title. What was that title?
He thought hard but couldn't come up with an answer, so Chen Yanxi kindly reminded him, "Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord."
"Yes! Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord!"
Wang Ge didn't even blush, and immediately said, "When you go out, you must call the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord."
"Ok."
Chen Yanxi nodded slightly, "It's time to wash your hands and eat, Master Demon."
"Hahaha."
Calling "Lord Demon Lord" made Wang Ge feel happy and satisfied his vanity greatly.
"Love you Xixi."
He made a heart shape with his hands to Chen Yanxi, put the little spider back into the breeding box, then went to the kitchen to wash his hands with a laugh.
Chen Yanxi shook his head and smiled slightly.
……
Chen Yanxi’s cooking was as delicious as always, and Wang Ge was very satisfied with the meal.
After dinner, he took the initiative to take on the responsibility of washing the dishes.
Although Chen Yanxi didn't care who washed the dishes, he wasn't here to act like a boss.
"You carry the load, I lead the horse, the flowers are blooming at the foot of the rolling green hills..."
Wang Ge was humming a song while washing the dishes quickly.
Although he was a spoiled young master, he still did a lot of housework like washing dishes after being with Gu Panyan.
After all, Gu Panyan can be quite lazy sometimes.
“I want to walk from south to north, and from dawn to dusk…” Wang Ge continued to hum in a mess, “May I ask where the road leads? The road is under my feet…”
As I was singing, I heard light footsteps behind me.
Immediately afterwards, Chen Yanxi's voice sounded:
"Would you like to eat the cherries I just bought?"
Wang Ge looked back and saw Chen Yanxi holding a plate. The cherries on the plate were red, big and plump, bright and juicy, and looked very appetizing.
So he immediately said: "Eat!"
Chen Yanxi picked up a cherry with his fingers and fed it to his mouth. As soon as Wang Ge opened his mouth, he ate it.
"Mmm, so sweet and delicious."
Wang Ge turned around and spit the core into the trash can next to him, saying with a smile.
Chen Yanxi pursed his lips.
"I still want to eat."
Wang Ge said.
"I'll put it here, you can take it yourself."
Chen Yanxi said.
"I'm washing the dishes, why are you eating from them?"
Wang Ge said confidently.
"Isn't there a fruit stem on it? It won't affect you when you wash the dishes."
Chen Yanxi was confused.
"in spite of."
Wang Ge simply acted like a rogue, "I want you to feed me, otherwise I won't eat."
Chen Yanxi: "..."
"Then don't eat it, I'll eat it myself."
She said deliberately.
“…How could you do this!?”