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Kyosuke patted the burly man's shoulder sympathetically. It seemed that behind every outstanding king there was a nanny-like chief steward.
However, Alexander was obviously not satisfied with Kyosuke's argument: "What the hell is a henpecked husband? My wife is not alive! I just think that kid is overworked, so I don't want to cause him more trouble. This guy has wrinkles on his face recently, and he looks like he will die young before his time."
Alexander stared at the empty beer glass and said insincerely.
"Yes, yes, sir, you are right."
Seeing Alexander's frustrated look, Kyosuke shrugged his shoulders and tried not to laugh. Alexander was very dissatisfied with Kyosuke's expression. In order to quickly change the subject, he put the empty glass in front of Kyosuke and said, "Hey, kid. I'm out of wine. Give me a refill."
"Here, your bottle of draft beer. If your Kong Lao Er knew that you loved him so much, he would be happy to serve you till his death."
Kyosuke placed a glass full of cold beer in front of Alexander and winked at him.
"You still have the habit of calling people names. Cool! Give me some chicken skewers, kid."
After Alexander got the new beer, he immediately drank half of it in one gulp, then slammed the table and gave orders to Kyosuke.
"Is this a pub? If you want to have a midnight snack, go downstairs."
Kyosuke flatly rejected this guy's request, saying that this was not a restaurant, where would he get the chicken skewers?
"Tsk, how boring. There's not even any snacks to go with the wine."
After seeing Kyosuke's refusal, Alexander could only draw circles on the table out of boredom and complain about Kyosuke's stinginess. Just then, a plate of sandwiches was placed in front of him. Alexander quickly took a piece and stuffed it into his mouth, thanking Kyosuke for feeding him: "Oh! Although it's not as good as I expected, thank you anyway, kid!"
"So that's why every one of you has to come to me for food and drinks!"
Looking at Alexander who was eating heartily, Kyosuke sighed helplessly. He turned around and looked at the sandwiches in front of everyone present. This food that was not on the menu was the best-selling one tonight.
"Is it because there is nothing to eat here that you don't come to my place?"
"Hahaha! Drinking, eating, and chatting with like-minded kings is the most wonderful thing in life, isn't it?"
Hearing Kyosuke's complaints, Alexander tried to enlighten him, but it obviously had the opposite effect. Because Kyosuke found that this group of people's definition of drinking was very different from what he had thought before. He originally thought that the Heroic Spirits would like this quiet and elegant environment to match their noble status, but now it seems that most of these people like the lively elements. This cast a shadow on his store development plan at that time. Because no matter how much Kyosuke focuses on ordinary people, the Heroic Spirits will always be the main customers of his store.
"That's right, that's right. A festival should be lively and exciting!"
Drake also raised his glass and echoed Alexander's words, completely ignoring the fact that he stabbed Kyousuke in the chest again.
"Hahaha, you pirates are quite knowledgeable, aren't you? Come on, let's go!"
"Oh!"
Kyosuke turned around and ignored the two poor guys who could only afford beer, and brought the freshly prepared sandwiches to another table of guests.
"Here, my dear, this is the sandwich you requested. Enjoy your meal."
Kyosuke didn't even bother to bow and just turned around and wanted to leave.
"Hey! Little pig, please be polite when you speak to me. I'm a customer! I haven't even come to you to settle the matter for your manager throwing me out of the window!"
Elizabeth was very dissatisfied with Kyosuke's service attitude. She slammed the table and got angry at Kyosuke. After all, she is a world-famous idol. How can she treat a street savage like this? At least show a little surprise to the fans when they see Ai Doulu!
"Customers..." Kyosuke looked at the broken glass piled in front of his store expressionlessly, "If it was a customer, then you would compensate for these things, right?"
Elizabeth started singing loudly as she entered the door. If Joan of Arc had not thrown her out of the window in the front hall in time, the damage to her bar would definitely not be just a few broken glass pieces, the entire roof would probably have collapsed.
"Uh..." Elizabeth swung her tail nervously. Although she didn't think there was anything wrong with her singing, she still felt a little guilty for damaging things in the store. It was probably like the cherries on a cream cake.
"Okay, call me if you need anything."
For Kyosuke, the other person's guilty expression was not the point at all. The point was that this guy's attitude was obviously that he wanted to avoid paying for the glass repair. This made it impossible for Kyosuke to put on a good face, because he had just asked someone to repair the ceiling during the day.
I hope Gao Wen and the others can handle the glass as well. I'll ask Lily to call and ask later.
"Wait a minute, Kyousuke. I didn't give you permission to leave."
Kyosuke turned around to leave but was stopped by Nero, who sat at the same table with Elizabeth.
Chapter 26 Lily: Cup size and all that, the air gets swollen
For the passionate Nero, it is easy to seduce men. When Kyosuke turned around to leave, she immediately held his hand and rubbed his palm back and forth with her thumb. Her big, shining eyes, which were different from Lily's, kept flirting with Kyosuke: "Hey, Kyosuke... Is this all you have here? I want something else~ As my lover, you should give me some special treatment~"
"What do you want? I don't even have sandwiches here. You guys insisted on having something to eat so I made some with the stock in the fridge. If you want something else, please go downstairs and buy it yourself."
"Really? What I want is not that clock that ruins the atmosphere." Seeing Kyosuke's puzzled look, Nero approached him resentfully, "You, do you really have to make it so clear? This is what I want~"
As she spoke, Nero's lips moved towards Kyosuke's lips for a kiss, but unfortunately she was blocked by a hand just before she succeeded.
"Sorry, we don't provide this service." Lily covered Nero's mouth and pushed her back to her seat. "If you want to kiss, please go to Camelot. There are countless handsome guys I have personally trained waiting for you. You can even have sex with them. But please don't act like a hooligan here."
"Tsk, so you're here too. Didn't Kyosuke resign from your company a long time ago?"
After Lily's plan to make her kiss Kyosuke failed, Nero first took a sip of the red wine he had ordered earlier, then crossed his legs in Kyosuke's direction, not minding at all that he could see the view under her skirt.
"I'm sorry, but I'm the waiter here now, so I have the obligation to supervise the guests and prevent them from doing anything that goes against their status. I want to reiterate again that this is a proper bar. If you want to do anything to our manager that goes beyond the relationship between guests and the boss, I will call the police. I believe I know the current police chief better than you do."
Lily stared at Nero fiercely, fearing that she would get up and attack Kyosuke while she was not paying attention.
"Oh, isn't that what they show on TV? The love affair between the customer and the boss. I'm just learning from them."
Nero licked her bright red lips with the tip of her tongue. This extremely seductive expression made Kyosuke immediately think of something bad.
Oops, my body is reacting.
Kyosuke was defeated by Nero's tongue. He quickly leaned over to Nero, bowed, and said, "Then enjoy your meal, sir. I'm leaving now."
"Wait a minute, Kyousuke!"
Nero once again grabbed Kyousuke's arm and wouldn't let him leave.
"How can you leave before I've served you to my heart's content?"
Nero hugged Kyosuke and rested his head on his shoulder. Kyosuke felt the familiar touch on his face again.
"Come on, come on, as punishment. Kyousuke, sing a song for me."
"Sorry... I'm tone deaf."
Kyousuke's vocal cords were strangled by Nero, so his pronunciation was a little strange.
Seeing Lily's face becoming increasingly worse, Elizabeth decided to stay away from this place of trouble. She secretly took two sandwiches from the plate and then took her wine glass to the table where Drake was sitting.
"What? You're so boring. If you don't want to sing, just have a drink."
Nero said as he picked up the red wine in his hand and was about to pour it into Kyosuke's mouth, completely ignoring the fact that he had already drunk half of it.
"Wait! What are you doing!?"
Seeing that Kyosuke and Nero were about to have an indirect kiss, Lily quickly grabbed Nero's wrist while he was pouring wine to prevent this from happening.
"I'm trying to improve my relationship with Kyousuke, so why would a flat-chested girl like you have the right to butt in?"
"What are you talking about a flat-chested girl? She has so much more room for growth than you do! You little Italian dwarf!!"
Lily and Nero's hands were tightly grasping the bottom of the goblet and wrestling with each other. The red wine in the glass spilled on the clothes of the three people without them noticing.
"What Italy? I am the emperor of Rome! How dare you even get my nationality wrong? I think you have shrunk in size and your IQ has shrunk too!"
"Huh? Come and die! I want you to know that there is a price to pay for speaking without thinking!" Lily grabbed Kyosuke with her other hand, "A guy like you who doesn't even have a brain doesn't deserve Kyosuke!"
"I say...have you two ever considered my feelings?!"
However, Kyosuke's words were completely in vain, while a group of drunken onlookers nearby cheered.
"Fight! Fight! Fight!"
Alexander led everyone to clap in rhythm as background music.
Alexander, just wait for me! Once I get out of this predicament, I will call your Kong Lao Er and have him bring you back.
"If I am not worthy, then you are? Compared to me, Altria, you are really far behind. If you were half as proactive as I am, Kyosuke would have been in your pocket long ago. Now, you have gotten him for nothing. Although I know that Kyosuke and you have a deep relationship, I don't mind at all. I won't mind even if he keeps calling your name in front of me."
"What!!"
"Hey! How could I? I always called your name, okay?"
Kyosuke quickly refuted Nero's statement, but as soon as he said it, he found that he had been tricked by Nero.
"oh oh!!"
Alexander and the others applauded loudly after hearing this shocking news. Kyosuke suspected that these people would not stop until they collapsed the ceiling of his store.
"Shut up, everyone!"
Unfortunately, Kyosuke's shouting was quickly drowned out by the crowd's booing.
"Kyosuke...what did you do with this guy?"
Lily's entire body was filled with dark energy, her hair turned white with anger, and her originally emerald green eyes gradually began to turn into a dangerous gold.
"Of course it's love!"
Nero said as he kissed Kyousuke on the cheek in front of Lily, a smug look on his face.
Boom.
Although the surroundings were in a terrible mess, Kyosuke still thought he heard the sound of something breaking.
"Nero Claudius! You damn bitch! Die!"
Lily burst out with amazing magic power and all the chairs and tables around her were blown away. She immediately turned back into her original mature figure, but her hair was still silver.
The original clothes could not withstand such a drastic change in the owner's body shape and were torn to pieces, and the buttons even flew off because of the sudden bulge.
Fortunately, a magical black armor immediately appeared on Altria to prevent her from exposing herself.
Manager, is your real name Bruce Banner? When you get angry, you turn into the Hulk or something.
Kyosuke was hit on the head by a flying button. Before he completely lost consciousness, he couldn't help but think: How many times has this happened? Can't you guys just stop hurting innocent people?
Chapter 27: Joan of Arc: You are so useless against my face. You are really embarrassing this face.
Kyosuke held an ice pack to his forehead and looked around the messy hall. The button attack from Lily's transformation caused a big bump on his head, which made him feel very unhappy.
At this moment, all the guests in the bar had left, but the place was completely different from what it was 12 hours ago. The ground was littered with debris, including tables, chairs, bottles, and glass windows. It was like a typhoon, a tsunami, and an orc invasion. It was a miracle that no one was injured.
The scene before him made Kyosuke realize that when Heroic Spirits get drunk and crazy, they are more terrifying than anything else. He must never gather so many people together next time.
Kyosuke even saw a lot of pieces of clothing. He didn't know which wicked guy left them behind. Judging from the material, it was obviously not the clothes that Lily had worn before.