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"Pooh, pooh." Cu Chulainn stood up shakily in the dust. "What a grumpy old woman. I don't know who will be able to stand her in the future. I guess even if all women in the world died, she would probably still be a leftover woman."
Cu Chulainn looked up at the place where he fell and found that it was not far from where Kyosuke fell. He gestured with his hands to match himself with the direction Kyosuke disappeared just now, muttering to himself: "From the direction that guy threw just now, Kyosuke should be in this direction...huh?"
When the dust gradually cleared and the Knights of the Round Table sitting on the stones appeared one by one, Cuchulaines realized the seriousness of the problem.
Have I just escaped from the tiger's mouth and fallen into the wolf's den?
The leader Lily gave Cu Chulainn a very "friendly" smile. This smile was so familiar to Cu Chulainn. It was the same smile his teacher always showed whenever he wanted to ravage him.
"My dear dog, I am very interested in what you just said. Can you tell me in detail? Don't worry, as long as you are obedient, I will never embarrass you~"
Lily waved at Cu Chulainn as if she was really coaxing a puppy, but the Knights of the Round Table around her directly surrounded Cu Chulainn, which directly exposed her ambition.
"Oh~"
Cu Chulainn looked at the group of burly men who surrounded him and made the dying cry of a duck being butchered in a slaughterhouse.
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At the beach, Tristan, who had already left the stage, was playing music for the heroes who did not participate in the event to kill time. Tong Yao and other little girls sat around Tristan, and after he finished playing a piece of "Fantasy", they applauded and asked him to play another one.
"One more, one more."
"Okay, what do you want to hear?"
Tristan smiled and agreed to the lolis' request.
"It's all right, as long as it sounds good."
"So you're here, how did you get eliminated so quickly? With your strength, even if you can't beat that fox, it shouldn't be a problem to protect yourself, right?"
Kai walked over from not far away. He was embarrassed to interrupt the other party who was playing, so he could only come over and talk to Tristan when he took a break.
"Then why are you here too?"
Tristan asked back.
"Me? Forget it. I don't want to do such a boring thing. I can't win the championship anyway. What's wrong with eating and drinking here until the end of the game?"
As he spoke, Kai unscrewed the wine jug in his hand and took a sip. As Lily's sworn brother, he had some special privileges. For example, in this event, except for Merlin, the organizer of the event, he and Aggguiwen were the only ones exempt from conscription among all the round tables.
"me too."
"Uh... so you lost on purpose?"
Tristan did not answer Kay's question, but continued playing the harp.
Chapter 49 Lily: Come on, let’s clean up!
"Hurry up and don't dawdle."
Gawain tugged at the chain around Cuchulain's neck, causing the big dog's feet to slip and he almost fell.
"Be gentle, I can't walk well now. Can't you slow down? Are you in such a hurry to be reborn?"
Cu Chulainn had no choice but to lead Gawain in front of him, and his two generals, Bedivere and Lancelot, on his left and right. He had fought hard against the Knights of the Round Table just now, and had already rushed out of the encirclement when they were not paying attention. Unfortunately, before he could run too far, he was hit in the back by the sniper rifle used by the Knight King and fell to the ground. If he had not had a premonition and quickly adjusted his body shape when the other party fired, he would have been hit in the head. Judging from the impact on his back at that time, he would have been beaten into a fool.
So what did Merlin mean by letting those little girls come to participate in the competition? Even if the Heroic Spirits restrained themselves, they would probably kill someone accidentally, right? Or did the Knight King see him and deliberately increase his strength?
Cu Chulainn secretly glanced at Lily who was walking in front of him, and felt that his guess might very well be true.
"Stop talking nonsense and hurry up and follow. It will be troublesome if Kyousuke gets up and walks away. Then not only you but also we will be in trouble."
Gawain pulled Cuchulain's chain again to urge him to follow. Anyone could tell that his boss was angry and on the verge of exploding at any time. If he didn't show his loyalty at this time, he would definitely be beaten by her when he returned.
But Cu Chulainn, the guide, was in even more trouble. If the old witch knew that he not only failed to find Kyosuke and bring him back, but also served as a guide for her rival, she would probably skin him alive and kill him. It was not impossible that she would ask Maeve for some computer parts to feed her and then lock him up in a small room with the bitches. So Cu Chulainn was eager to escape. As long as he was not caught by Shaka, he could make up any story afterwards. But if he was seen by the old woman who had waited too long and came out to find someone, he would not be able to explain himself even if he died a thousand times.
"I said we are all in the same boat, and I was forced by that old witch to participate in this boring competition. For the sake of our equally miserable situation, Lord Gawain, just treat me like a fart and let me go, okay?"
Gawain didn't know how to beg with tears. He said without turning his head, "Are you kidding me? What should I do if I let you go? I pity you, but who will pity me?"
After trying to persuade Gawain to no avail, Cu Chulainn could only look at Lancelot beside him with a flattering expression, "Brother Camel, if it were you, you would understand me, right? It's not easy for everyone to get out there, and you can understand the pain of being ordered around by these female demons, right?"
Lancelot's expression froze. Cu Chulainn had hit his weak spot. However, when he found that Lily, who was walking in front of him, stopped and turned around to look at him with a smile, he immediately had no other thoughts in his mind. Lancelot, who had made up his mind, quickly acted righteously and reprimanded Cu Chulainn, and he deliberately spoke loudly so that Lily in front of him could hear. "What nonsense are you talking about! Aren't the king's orders absolute? Since it is the king's request, we must go all out and complete the task meticulously no matter what it is! We must go forward even if there are difficulties, and we must also go forward even if there are no difficulties!"
Cu Chulainn looked at Lancelot, who looked righteous, and then looked at Lily, who turned back with a satisfied smile, and said softly with a pout: "Just pretend. When you are sent to clean the toilet one day, I hope you can still say such a courageous thing."
"What did you say?!"
"No, Tai-sun. Nothing at all. You are really enlightened."
Cu Chulainn didn't want to really annoy the three heroes around him, because he was in their hands. His backer was nowhere to be found, and he didn't know where he had gone to cosplay as a magic lady. At this time, Fan Dianheng was beaten, but no bald fat monk came to the wild boar forest to save him.
"Are you sure this is here?"
Following the path pointed by the big dog, Lily and the others came to a stream. Lily stood on a raised stone by the stream and looked at Cu Chulainn with a suspicious look on her face.
"Well... I also estimated it based on the direction Kyousuke fell. Although the exact distance may not be accurate, it should be roughly here."
Cu Chulainn had never been so humble as he was now. At this moment, he just wanted to be released by these S-type guys as soon as possible.
"Are you accurate? I heard that dogs have basically no concept of arithmetic."
"No, recent studies have shown that dogs are not... No! I've told you so many times, I'm not a dog!"
[“I’m a useless stupid dog!”]
"How do you have such a thing?"
Cu Chulainn watched the video playing on Lily's phone and his jaw dropped.
"I thought it was funny last time I played it so I took a picture of it. Look, you've even admitted that you're a dog."
"Evil...devil."
"Thank you for the compliment." Lily smiled proudly, "If you lie to us, I will cut this video into fifty different kinds of ghost videos and play them on the outdoor display screens in Akihabara non-stop every day."
"Taijun, I promise it's right here!"
Cu Chulainn immediately corrected his attitude.
"Very good." Lily put away her phone. "Everyone, spread out and look around... look?"
Not far away, Nero, wearing a red and white swimsuit, was dragging something towards the shore. Upon closer inspection, Lily recognized that it was Kyosuke with his eyes closed. At this time, Kyosuke seemed to have completely lost consciousness and allowed Nero to manipulate him as he pleased.
"Hey, hey."
Nero held Kyosuke's arm and finally lifted him out of the stream. In fact, it was not necessary to be so difficult to get Kyosuke out of the water. The reason why Nero was so careful was because she didn't want Kyosuke to wake up.
"Hmm! Now let's see where you can run to, Kyousuke. This time I must lock you in the room and make you give birth to a baby...Ah!"
Nero suddenly received a violent blow on the back of her head, and she was knocked flying. Kyosuke, who was holding her with both hands, was also thrown into the grass by the stream.
"Who?"
Nero turned around and saw Lily with an angry look on her face. She was holding a black pistol and a mop in her hands?
"Knight King, what are you talking about?"
In response to Nero's question, Lily thrust the mop forward and said viciously, "Of course it's for cleaning! I'm going to use this mop to clean your face thoroughly today!"
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By the way, I immediately upgraded to level 90 after CBA came out. My neck was really uncomfortable. _(:з」∠)_
Chapter 50 Camel: I am an emotionless killer
On the stream in the woods, the red and black girls fought for their loved ones.
"Huh! Ha!"
Nero used the hook on his Primordial Fire to hold the handle of the mop that Lily was poking at him, and was ready to punch Lily's nose. As a result, her attack plan was completely under Lily's control. Taking advantage of the gap when the two of them were unable to retreat due to their close-range weapons, Lily took out her pistol with her left hand and shot Nero in the head. Although Lily's water gun had little attack power, Nero was still stunned by the huge impact, and more importantly, the water flow also broke up her ponytail on the left side.
"Ah! Yu's hair!" Nero covered her messy hair. She cared more about her image than the damage she suffered. "This is Yu's hair that I spent three hours doing specially for Kyousuke! Knight King! How are you going to compensate me!"
"Who cares how long it took you? It's a sin to dare to touch something I like!" Lily spat into the stream and looked at Nero with disdain. "Look, I'm going to knock off the other side of you that's an eyesore and teach you a lesson. I want you to know what you can't touch."
"You deserve to die!"
Nero's originally clear green eyes burst into a dangerous murderous light. She dragged the Primordial Flame backwards and rushed directly towards Lily. She had lost her mind under Lily's provocation.
"Haha, come on! I'll beat all of you guys who are spying on Kyosuke to death!"
Instead of dodging, Lily laughed and walked forward with the mop in hand. After dodging Nero's first attack, Lily poked the mop head into Nero's mouth again. Apparently, she had not forgotten what she said about helping Nero wash his mouth.
"Ah, this trick again. Wang is really insidious."
Looking at Nero hurriedly turning his head to avoid the mop head in a somewhat wasteful way, Gawain, who was sitting on Cu Chulainn watching the battle in the distance, shook his head and said.
"Indeed, even if that mop can be called the cleanest mop in the world, if the mouth, no, even the face is scratched by it, it will still have a deep psychological shadow. Not to mention Nero, who is so obsessed with cleanliness that he has a tendency to be obsessive-compulsive. So the king has already won more than one step ahead of the opponent in terms of the weapon he chose."
Lancelot, who was squatting nearby, nodded seriously and analyzed the current situation after hearing Gawain's speech.
"I say... can you please get off me first while you analyze it? It's really heavy! Asshole!"
Cu Chulainn felt that his waist was about to be broken by sitting on it. This damn Gawain actually deliberately sat on him in his knight's armor, and in case the weight was not enough, he even put on that thick furry knight's cloak.
It's sunny here, aren't you hot wearing so many clothes? Even though you are a Sun Knight, that doesn't mean you won't get a heat stroke, right?
"That won't do. What if you run away?"
Gawain quickly shook his head to deny Cu Chulainn's proposal.
So you turned yourself into the Five Elements Mountain and planned to crush me to death? I didn't pee on your palm.
"I say, isn't it most important for you to snatch Kyousuke first? Is it really okay to sit here and watch your boss fight with other women so leisurely?"
Seeing that his persuasion failed, Cu Chulainn had to change to another strategy.
Gao Wen said confidently, "It's okay, it's okay. We are watching here. No one walked into the bushes just now. There will be no mistakes. If we drag Kyosuke out first, it will definitely ruin the king's plan of [who will be the first person Kyosuke sees after waking up]."
What's up with that name that's full of flaws from beginning to end?
"But... I seemed to see the grass shaking just now. Maybe Kyosuke has been secretly taken away. After all, these two made such a big noise here, didn't they?"
"Nani?! Bedivere, go and take a look."
Gawain then recalled that he was so busy watching the two women fighting that he didn't pay any attention to the movement in the bushes. However, he still made up his mind and asked Bedivere to investigate on his behalf, while he continued to sit on Cu Chulainn to prevent him from escaping. In order to show his determination to control him firmly, Gawain deliberately moved his butt twice to make himself sit lower.
"Well..."