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Wang: "I know, but the most pressing issue now is to find out why Flint didn't come back."

Flint: What's wrong with me?

Wang: "Look, I'm starting to have auditory hallucinations, which means he's very important to me!"

Flint: "Yeah, well, I'm glad to know that."

The dwarf scratched his cheek, obviously very embarrassed, and then for some reason music began to sound.

Wang: "I also heard music... Where did the music come from?"

Xiaobai: "It comes from the dwarf."

At this time, Wang finally noticed that there was a Flint in front of him.

He looked suspiciously at the living Flint who suddenly appeared, and then looked at the dead Flint on the ground with a huge "Huh" mark on his face.

Wang: “Huh?”

Flint also looked at his own corpse. "So people who died from the withering death technique would have a tattoo of the word 'eh' on their faces? This is the first time I've heard of this."

Wang: "How did you survive? We failed to use the resurrection scroll!"

Flint spread his hands and said, "Well... Actually, you didn't fail. I just encountered some minor problems."

As he spoke, a perfect melody floated out of his chest, echoing his words.

Wang: “What’s up with this music?”

Flint: "Well, this is part of the little twist I encountered. In short, I became Cailin's chosen one, and I was almost canonized by Cailin. Now I am Cailin's emissary, and my body was recreated by Cailin using his divine power and his lute."

Wang frowned and said, "Have you read too many chivalric adventure novels?"

Flint: "It sounds unbelievable, right? I find it unbelievable too. But I am indeed Kailin's messenger now. As for what Kailin's messenger can do... I was just looking for you to do a quantitative analysis!"

Wang scratched his head: "Generally, the Messenger will have some very obvious 'special effects' due to the difference in gods. But I don't know what the special effects of Kailin's Messenger are. After all, no one in our entire Mage Tower has traveled with Kailin's Messenger.

"Wait a minute, if I study the uniqueness of Kailin's Order, can I publish an article in the tower's academic journal? Hey, this year's publication task has been settled!"

The members of the rescue team looked at him in silence, causing him to suppress the ecstasy that had just surged up in his heart.

"I'm sorry. We'll talk about the article later. Let's talk about the envoys. Generally, envoys should have some abilities based on God's authority. Kailin's authority... How about you try tap dancing?"

Flint: "You're not kidding me?"

Wang: "I'm serious. You worked really hard to learn tap dancing to please Kailin, didn't you? Come and give it a try."

The dwarf sighed, pointed at his own body still lying on the ground and said, "I always feel that there is something wrong with tap dancing in front of my own corpse."

Wang: "If you think this is weird, we can bury your body first, and then you can tap dance."

Dwarf: "In front of my grave? That's even weirder! Okay, I'll believe you this time."

As he spoke, he started tap dancing in front of everyone, making beats with his mouth.

Wang exclaimed: "Your movements are much more skillful than the last time we saw them. Is it because you are not wearing armor this time?"

Xiao Bai: "The first benefit of becoming an envoy of the Order of Kailin is that you can tap dance better? I don't know whether to say that you are extremely stingy or have unique interests."

As soon as he finished speaking, the accompaniment that everyone had heard many times sounded again.

The dwarf suddenly stopped dancing and said angrily, "Damn Cailin's horns! He clearly said that music only plays when I am emotional!"

As if in response to his words, the tap dance music just now turned into a passionate war drum, echoing the dwarves' strong emotions - strong emotions towards their main god.

Wang: "Is it possible that you also feel extreme joy when you tap dance?"

Flint: "No! Kailin's belly button!"

Elizabeth: "Why did you start using Kailyn's dirty talk, what about Carice Newman?"

Flint: "From now on, when I encounter shit, I'm going to curse that wicked guy!"

Xiaobai: "Is it true that our journey will take us into the dwarfs' territory?"

Flint: “No!”

Wang: "Okay. Since you are alive, then this matter is resolved. I just talked to Elizabeth about one thing. Our floating city must have a church. You see, you are Kailin's messenger, a living saint, so let's build a church for Kailin. There should be few churches in Kailin, right?"

Flint: "Because He is unreliable! If you pray to Him, He will only use you as a tool for his own fun!"

Wang: “But He must have some positive effects, right?”

"Of course there is. He is the patron of merchants, musicians, gamblers and circuses. The only temple of Cailin I have seen is next to a brothel. The main pilgrims are prostitutes. When I went there, the parish priest was drunk and had two prostitutes in his arms." Flint sighed, "If you don't mind worshipping this guy in the floating city, I will make a blessed holy icon, add a holy emblem, and then build a small altar, and the temple will be basically completed."

Wang: "Do it. Maybe this place will become the spiritual home of Kailin's followers in the future."

Xiaobai: "And the floating city was filled with bards, gamblers, and prostitutes?"

The king spread his hands and said, "It's a good thing that we can attract a bard. The position of a bard in our team has always been vacant."

Elizabeth: "Given your tendency to attract strange races, I'm looking forward to the bard race. I have a feeling it won't be as boring as humans."

King: "From a probability perspective, the chances of encountering dwarves increase greatly as you travel from the River Kingdoms to the lower reaches of the Masunya River. Dwarves like to explore and search for unknown things. They often become bards and search for unknown secrets everywhere. So I think the possibility of a dwarf bard is relatively high."

Xiao Bai: "That's it. I wonder what kind of strange race our poet will be."

Chapter 217 Kailin's Temple (Temporary)

Flint: "Whatever the race of our poet, he must be a great one. Because I have a very important piece of information to tell you, and this information comes from Kaelin herself.

"Now many gods have noticed your journey of salvation, and they also know that you are the apprentice of the planeswalker. Some gods don't have a good relationship with the planeswalkers, such as Lancelot. He is almost pissed off by the planeswalkers."

Wang: "You mean... their spokesperson will arrive soon?"

Flint: "At least that's what Kayleen said."

Xiao Bai: "He is obviously a god, but I feel like he is just teasing us. Is that normal?"

Flint: "That's normal, it's Karen after all. Anyway, we need to be prepared."

Wang: "No matter what, you should build the temple first."

Flint: "Repairing the temple is a physically demanding job, and requires carpenters and stonemasons. I can carve a holy image of Cailin out of wood. Now that I have seen him in person, I guarantee that it will be a likeness.

"Then we need to build an altar. I think since it's Kailin's altar, we should use a wine barrel to build it. Just use an empty wine barrel."

Wang: “No, we don’t have the materials now.”

Flint: "Don't you even have wood? Just carve an image of Kaelin and put it on anything."

Wang: "Then do it."

**

As the group came to the ground, they ran into Rosalie.

Rosalie: "Done? Hey Flint, how are you feeling? I fully expected them to... uh, why are you still dragging around a dwarf's body?"

Wang: "This explanation is more troublesome. In short, you only need to know that Flint has been resurrected. Then we are going to bury the body."

Rosalie: "This... one Flint buried another Flint. If this were a novel popular in Minos City, there would definitely be a twist. This Flint is either a bad guy in disguise or has turned bad. It's the evil thoughts of the original Flint or something."

Wang: "Don't worry this time, because this Flint is Kailin's messenger, and he has proven his identity."

Rosalie: "How did you prove it?"

The king made a gesture of invitation to Flint: "Come, show your skills to Her Royal Highness the Princess."

Dwarf: "Perform? To be honest, although I am Kailin's messenger, he did not give me any miracles to perform."

Wang: "He gave it to me. Xiaobai!"

Whitey showed his claws and cut a small handful of Bearded Flint's beard.

Flint was furious: "My beard! The best way to annoy a dwarf is to fiddle with his beard!"

The rumbling sound of war drums rang out.

Wang said to Rosalie, "Look! Did you hear that? Only Kailin can perform such a weird miracle!"

Rosalie's mouth dropped open.

At this time, Hasher, who was standing next to her, said, "Wait a minute, so now this dwarf has become Kailin's messenger, a living saint?"

Flint was still blowing his beard, but the drumming sound coming from his body made him embarrassed. His anger had already subsided by half, and he replied unhappily, "It seems so. If any of you want to hold a banquet in the future, come to me. Kailin's authority also includes banquets."

Hashir: "Can you turn bad moonshine into good whiskey?"

Flint: "I... I don't know. Kailin didn't tell me what abilities I would gain by becoming his emissary. How about you bring me some moonshine and let me try it out."

Hasher: "Not yet. You may have just been resurrected and don't know the situation, but we just escaped from the siege of the Undead Legion and left behind all our tools for survival. Of course, we don't have any moonshine. But we just counted the number of people and found that our moonshine craftsman is still alive. We should build a brewery in the floating city in the future."

Wang: "Sure, build it next to the Kailin Temple. Maybe we can get Kailin's blessing."

Flint: "Wait a minute! Compared to this, what's going on with the Undead Army? Aren't they on our side?"

Wang: "That was the third stage of the salvation crisis. Now, the evil undead army has wiped out the Catalan army and the entire Shallow Water City. Those within your field of vision are probably the only survivors of Shallow Water City."

Flint: "No, I mean, where did the undead army come from?"

The king opened his mouth into an O shape, and then he remembered that when this guy was killed by the Withering Spell, Elzam ran over to "help".

Wang: "The evil lich took advantage of the invasion of the Catalan army and took the opportunity to launch a surprise attack."

Flint: "Is it such a coincidence? Then how did we kill the cult's agent? And the master who looks so powerful?"

Wang said stubbornly, "I did it. It was easy."

Elizabeth's expression was also very subtle. When Elzam appeared, everyone else was controlled by his mighty power, but Elizabeth was able to clearly experience the entire process of fighting side by side with the lich.

She probably didn't expect that Elzam would turn against her later.

At this time, Flint looked back and forth at the expressions of the king and Elizabeth, understood, and changed the subject: "Karen's altar, I think this wood is good, wait for me to carve a holy statue of Karen."

Wang: “Please.”

Next, Flint buried himself, and then spent an afternoon carving a small statue of the Holy Saint of Cailin. He inserted it into the altar made of earth, and the floating city had its first temple, although it was temporary.

That night, to celebrate Flint's return and everyone's survival, Wang took out wine and food from his dimensional bag and held a banquet.

After a night of revelry, the next day, the floating city landed at the place where the Star Chaser ran aground. This time, the king carefully considered the words, so the landing was very smooth.

As soon as the landing was completed, Hasher directed the Pelican Gang to drive the identified "bad guys" to the shallows.

The rescue team was at the edge of the island, watching these people being exiled.