Chapter 218: The Immortal Version of the Flying Thunder God Technique
Question: Under what circumstances would a girl take the initiative to call a boy "Dad"?
Reader 1 answers: He is Lao Deng (real father) who explodes gold coins.
Reader 2’s answer: The girl is having sex with the boy…having sex (censored for approval).
Another question: What if this girl is not a human being, for example: a beautiful snake, a soul, or a green caterpillar.
All readers cursed: At least you can't, and shouldn't, put away your perverted ideas!
Ning Changge thought the same thing. How could a human have sex with an animal? And such a small animal at that!
abnormal!
So perverted!
Furthermore, in order to prevent it from being wiped out by some supreme power, Ning Changge felt it was very necessary to teach the little bug in his hand a lesson.
Ning Changge held up his arm, moved the little bug in his palm to his nose, and said, "Little guy, I'm not your father, I'm just your master."
Hearing Ning Changge talking to him, the caterpillar was immediately delighted, and the two small red antennae on his head swayed happily:
"Mmmmm! (It's Daddy, it's Daddy!)"
Ning Changge shook his head gently: "Not Dad, but Master."
The caterpillar slightly bent its tail, and like a high jumper, it leaped onto Ning Changge's nose and hugged him tightly:
"Mmm~ (Dad!)"
The babyish voice is full of happiness and attachment.
"..."
Ning Changge's eyes twitched slightly, and then he stretched out his hand to clamp her neck and took it off, putting it back in his palm, and said:
"Silly child, I am a human and you are a bug. From a biological science perspective, I am not and cannot be your father."
Although insects are also oviparous animals and develop from fertilized eggs, as mentioned before, Ning Changge cannot be so perverted as to have a relationship with a caterpillar.
The caterpillar blinked its round light green eyes and hummed in confusion: "Huh? (Dad is talking about something complicated, I don't understand.)
Ning Changge said helplessly: "I'm really not your father!"
At this time, Shi Qingyi suddenly asked: "Disciple, why are you talking to yourself?"
Hearing this, Ning Changge turned to look at Shi Qingyi, stretched out his other hand and pointed at the green caterpillar on his palm, wondering: "Master, can't you hear her talking?"
Shi Qingyi shook her head: "I know she is talking, but I don't understand the language of the Gu world."
After that, she asked again: "By the way, what is she talking to you about? I can see from the expression on your face that you are about to collapse."
Ning Changge smiled bitterly: "She said, "Dad, I'm hungry~", and then I told her that I'm not your father, I'm your master."
"This little bug is so stubborn. She insists that I'm her father and won't listen to anything I say."
Upon hearing this, Shi Qingyi looked at Ning Changge strangely but did not say anything.
What's going on in your disciple's head? Oh... and I forgot that Changge is not familiar with the Gu world and doesn't know some common sense.
Ning Changge: “?”
Shi Qingyi explained slowly: "For the creatures in the Gu world, once they recognize a human cultivator as their master, then in their minds, you are the person closest to them."
Ning Changge frowned, his tone was seven parts helpless and three parts confused: "Then she can call me master, or at worst call me brother, what the hell is this dad?"
Shi Qingyi returned to her previous strange expression, and even as she watched Ning Changge explain, her two red eyes, which could only be seen in the second dimension, showed a hint of disdain and contempt:
"Because most of them are larvae, their minds are as immature as mortal children at the beginning, so they tend to call him according to what the master thinks in his mind."
Looking at Shi Qingyi's eyes that looked like she was looking at a pervert, Ning Changge's face turned red and he coughed twice: "Ahem... No, Master, you know me, I am a normal... person."
But at the end, Ning Changge's voice became smaller and smaller, and it was obvious that someone was feeling guilty.
He had to feel guilty, even after calling him "Dad" himself, he admitted it himself.
Shi Qingyi obviously didn't believe her apprentice's lies. If it were in the past, she might have been deceived by Ning Changge.
But after experiencing "going out without permission for seven days", "that old woman Lingyue showing off", and "the incident with Aunt Nishang", she knew that her disciple was no longer the well-behaved and obedient disciple she used to be.
Although she didn't believe it in her heart, Shi Qingyi still said "hmm" on the surface, because he was her disciple, so she had to believe him whether she wanted to or not!
"Well, I understand. You made this green caterpillar call you dad unintentionally."
"Thank you for your understanding, Master." Ning Changge smiled bitterly. He understood that Shi Qingyi was giving him a way out. After all, she admitted it herself!
"Why thank you or not? You are my disciple. If you say you don't have it, then you don't have it! If anyone doesn't believe me, I will beat him until he believes me!"
As she spoke, Shi Qingyi waved her cute little pink fist.
After swinging her fist, Shi Qingyi lightly tapped the air, and a small round moon appeared in front of Ning Changge:
"Okay, since you have successfully recognized the master of the Immortal Gu, I will start to teach you the immortal technique - Fantasy Moon Flying. Listen carefully. With your talent, if you slack off, I'm afraid you will never be able to learn this immortal technique in this lifetime."
Ah! I can't learn it in my lifetime, but didn't the sword spirit say that genius is just the threshold to meet me...? Ning Changge was surprised.
But the next moment he immediately closed his eyes, because the full moon continued to grow larger in his pupils until it fell between his eyebrows.
At the same time as he fell, Ning Changge sensed that countless moon-white tadpole characters poured into his sea of consciousness.
Immediately following was a sexy and beautiful voice. Ning Changge felt that he might have heard it wrong, because the following voices were all familiar, childish loli voices.
"Disciple, in fact, all the body movements, footwork, teleportation symbols, and teleportation arrays in the world are nothing more than two kinds of law power, speed and space."
"I will not explain these two rules to you here for two reasons. First, it will not be conducive to your future practice. Second, you will naturally understand them after you reach Mahayana."
"That's why I said before that I would teach you this magic after you advance to the Mahayana stage, because it involves the law of space. But now it's not necessary. This green caterpillar is a space poisonous insect. You can use her to use the power of space."
"However, whether it is the law of speed or the law of space, they all require time to cast. Even if the user has a high level of cultivation, it still takes time, but the length of time is different."
At this point, Shi Qingyi suddenly changed the subject, "But, this magic trick of mine doesn't need it, it's instantaneous!"
"It is a technique that is born from the combination of the laws of time and space, and it is a technique that surpasses the immortal level!"
Ning Changge raised a question: "But Master, I only have the power of space now, not the power of time."
Shi Qingyi smiled and said, "Don't be impatient. Do you see the full moon in your sea of consciousness?"