Chapter 219: Evil Cat: Meow?

Chapter 219: Evil Cat: Meow?

Chapter 219: Evil Cat: Meow?

"You don't want others to know about this, do you?"

Late at night, in the park, in places where street lights cannot reach.

The shivering man wrapped in a windbreaker squatted on the ground, looking up at the man with his legs crossed in front of him.

These two people are the kidnapped "Yu Huiqi" and Tan Wenjie who acted late at night.

"At least you can avoid me as a ghost, but being a human is miserable." Tan Wenjie raised his finger, "I am richer and more powerful than you. I can make you fail as a human and unable to be a ghost."

"What do you want to know?" he yielded.

"How did you know the method of substitution?"

“That’s an old man…”

"Yu Huiqi" talked about his experience of carelessly losing Bin Zhou. He used to be a caregiver in a nursing home. It only took him half a day to become close friends with an old man regardless of their age difference. After one night, he found that he was replaced.

After he turned into a ghost, the old man was kind enough to tell him how to find a replacement.

There were some coincidences during this period, but Tan Wenjie was not interested in how he failed to seduce a man into a kiss, so his target became Yu Huiqi, a woman.

In the end, he remained biologically male, but became the sophomore student "Yu Huiqi" in everyone's eyes.

He also followed the rules, and after his success, he told Yu Huiqi how to find a substitute. Yu Huiqi then set her sights on Yuan Xiaomin, and eventually she fell into his hands.

"You can't do this to me!" He raised his hand nervously, "I'm alive now. If I die, you'll be a murderer."

"Wouldn't it be enough to destroy the body?" Tan Wenjie said nonchalantly, "If I use thunder to smash you into pieces, is there still a forensic doctor who can perform an autopsy?"

At this moment, he really understood why the ancestors of all generations had emphasized the need to uphold justice and ward off evil, refining corpses, transforming corpses, refining ghosts, etc. It was too easy for them to make a living person disappear from the world.

"Tell me, is it dangerous for a beautiful female student like you to be outside? I happen to know a few young men who weigh more than 300 pounds. I'd like to trouble you to help me."

"You...what do you want to do?" His face changed drastically.

"Think carefully, is there anything you forgot?" Tan Wenjie picked up the phone, "Hello, it's me. Um, there's a very pretty girl, are you interested? I can help you say goodbye to your boyfriend. I'll be right over. Yes, I'll tell you her name, her name is Yu Hui..."

"Wait, I know! I remember!" He raised his hands, "I remember that after I successfully found a substitute, a man who claimed to be a director found me."

"director?"

"Yes, director. He said he came to see me on purpose and said my story was very boring."

"Can I still contact him?"

"I couldn't get in touch with him. He came to me and then disappeared completely. I doubt he's a movie director. That's all I know!"

"So, I lost the chance to catch the director."

If Yu Huiqi had succeeded at that time, he would have been able to catch the "director" by just lurking behind Yu Huiqi, and even follow the clues to find the Ghost Story Association.

"Hey, what are you doing!" a shout came from behind.

A night runner in a vest came over angrily, then squatted on the ground and hugged "Yu Huiqi", asking with concern: "Miss, are you okay?"

He was very tall, and his muscles were bulging, which made the well-proportioned Tan Wenjie look very thin.

Tan Wenjie: "You are light, bye!"

"Humph!"

The night runner heroically saves the beauty and leaves with the bewildered "Yu Huiqi" in his arms.

"It's not too much to be a hero saving a beautiful woman and give yourself to her."

Fengyoujing's voice came from the other end of the phone before it was hung up: "Your father is the young man!"

"I've taken care of the thing you asked me to help with last time."

The voice in the receiver immediately became flattering: "Brother Jie, you are the best in Hong Kong."

"I'll give you the contact information."

"Brother Jie, have you dealt with that tomboy?"

"Fuck, the woman you asked me to handle is a tomboy?!"

Fortunately, I didn't do anything, otherwise my reputation would be ruined.

Not good looking = tomboy.

Good looking = youthful beauty.

Don’t say that men don’t know how to distinguish. The opposite sex always knows how to summarize and generalize better than the same sex, and they won’t say idealistic words, nor will they brainwash themselves in terms of aesthetics.

"Hey, hey, hey, brother Jie, don't be angry. You are the only one who can do it. You are so pretty that even a tomboy would get angry when she sees you. Did you manage to get his dad?"

"It's another person I know. Her uncle is the chief of police."

"Hiss——" The wind oil contributed a fierce suction to lower the temperature tonight.

He thought he was bold enough, but he didn't expect it was not bold enough.

"Help me with something." Tan Wenjie said without hesitation, "Find a ghost story association. The full name is 'Weird and Unbelievable Personal Experience Association'. People in it all tell ghost stories."

"No problem, wait for me to contact you."

hang up the phone.

Tan Wenjie turned around and drove away.

When he returned, he saw Xiao Ming dozing off while drawing talismans.

I feel very comforted.

Tan Wenjie woke Xiao Ming up and said, "If you feel tired or sleepy, drink some coffee."

Drink coffee when you feel sleepy, but you are not allowed to sleep, you have to work.

"Thank you, Master!"

"Call me Brother Jie."

He is not lucky enough and if he calls himself Master, he will probably die. So forget it.

After Xiao Ming and Smurf, two people with Yin-Yang eyes, drew the talismans, the output of the Five Thunder Talismans was still very low.

The Smurf is not as self-conscious as Xiao Ming and actually takes a beauty sleep.

You don't know how to work hard and don't have any special skills, no wonder you have ended up writing novels.

"I shouldn't be doing this kind of work."

Tan Wenjie picked up the brush and dipped it in cinnabar. It didn’t matter if he lost a few hours of sleep, he just drew the talisman!

Eat steamed oranges with fermented black beans to restore your mana, and occasionally give a bowl to Xiao Ming.

Five alarm clocks chimed in the morning.

"Ah!" Xiao Ming suddenly looked up and looked around blankly.

Talismans, so many talismans!
He accidentally fell asleep on the table while drawing talismans last night, and he was sure that those talismans were not drawn by him.

When I got up, I saw Tan Wenjie eating breakfast while listening to the radio, as if listening to the weather forecast.

"Brother Jie, did you draw this?" Xiao Ming swallowed hard.

It’s a thick stack, at least one or two hundred sheets.

"One hundred and ten." Tan Wenjie was listless. "If I really want to make the Five Thunder Arrows, I have to draw them for at least ninety consecutive days."

The body can hold on, but the wallet can’t.

This was after he had mastered the Five Thunder Palm, cultivated the Five Thunder True Fire, and mastered the most difficult telepathy. If it were an ordinary Taoist priest like Young Master Zhang who had no talent, he could only draw a few talismans a day at most, and it would take him several years to collect 9,999 Five Thunder Talismans even if he did nothing. By that time, the magic power on the talismans would have dissipated, and he would have to draw them again.

He wasn't stupid enough to just keep drawing the Five Thunder Talisman.

"Brother Jie, are you going out?" Seeing Tan Wenjie packing his things, Xiao Ming immediately stood up and followed suit.

"There's something more important, and you just happened to be going with me."

"Oh, okay!" Xiao Ming works very hard and does not have any of the problems that Qiu Sheng and Wencai have.

After carefully checking the talismans, magical instruments, etc., he followed Tan Wenjie carrying large boxes and small packages, becoming a very qualified little follower.

……

"Donate sperm?"

Young Master Zhang’s face turned red.

"No, I absolutely won't go! I won't go even if you kill me!"

"Your Zhang family has only one son for generations, right?" Tan Wenjie advised, "After you die, won't your Zhang family be extinct?"

"I have a daughter! She can give birth." Young Master Zhang glared at Tan Wenjie.

"Didn't you say that she doesn't like you being a Taoist priest and catching ghosts? To join your Zhang family, you can't have money and you have to be poor all your life. Do you think your daughter will let her child learn from you when she has one?" Tan Wenjie shook his head and was not optimistic about this matter.

Normal people would choose their children to be doctors, lawyers, or clerks, but it is impossible for them to be Taoist priests.

After seeing a ghost, I will stay away from it even more.

There are good people in the world, but no parent would be so selfless as to let their children fight to the death with demons and monsters.

"Don't say anything. If you say it's impossible, then it's impossible!" Young Master Zhang shook his head. "I have another way."

"what way?"

"Let's go kill the cat demon today."

Young Master Zhang thought he had misheard: "What did you say?"

He scratched his ears and asked again: "What did you say just now? The cat demon hasn't broken the seal yet, why should we kill the cat demon?"

"The cat demon has nine lives?" asked Tan Wenjie.

Young Master Zhang nodded: "Yes!"

Tan Wenjie asked again: "Do we have to kill the cat demon once every 50 years?"

Young Master Zhang nodded and said, "That's right. By the time my father did it, it was the eighth time. Now it's only the last time."

His expression was solemn: "As long as I can kill the cat demon this time, the cat demon will not be able to transform into a human, but I am afraid that I will not live long enough to see the cat demon break the seal and come out."

Tan Wenjie pointed at the box that Xiao Ming was carrying and said, "With the Taiyi Divine Bow and the Five Thunder Arrows, as long as we shoot the cat demon, we can kill it?"

Young Master Zhang emphasized: "You have to shoot it in the heart!"

"Then why do you have to wait for the cat demon to break the seal and escape before killing it? Since shooting it in the heart can kill it, why don't we just tear open the seal and shoot an arrow through its heart?"

"Things are not as simple as you think." Young Master Zhang shook his head. "The cat demon is very ferocious. Even with my strength, I am unlikely to survive against it. Although you are gifted and have mastered the Five Thunder Palm, you cannot kill the cat demon with your strength. Now that the cat demon has broken the seal and is out, if we cannot solve it, there will be great suffering. Let people live in peace for a while longer."

Tan Wenjie: "Old Zhang, have you ever thought that when you are alive, our chances of winning together are higher. If all else fails, you can sacrifice yourself and die together with the cat demon. But when you die of cancer, I will be left alone to face the cat demon, and my chances of winning will be greatly reduced."

How can we live peacefully in a world full of ghosts?

The Ghost Story Association would not agree, and neither would a ghost like Chu Renmei.

"What you said seems to make sense."

“That makes perfect sense!”

Maybe what he said about martyrdom influenced Young Master Zhang's judgment. It was not a multiple-choice question whether he should die of illness in the hospital bed or fight a great battle and die at the hands of the demon.

The three drove to the place in Zhang Dashao's memory, only to find that it had become a construction site with excavators working on it.

As soon as they approached, someone came to drive them away.

A heavy construction site, close to danger.

Tan Wenjie took out his cell phone: "It's me, Xiaoling."

"What is it?" The Smurf sounded as if he had just woken up.

"I was trying to catch ghosts at the construction site, but the workers stopped me from getting close."

"You caught ghosts but didn't call me! Tan! Wen! Jie!"

Tan Wenjie pulled the phone away, picked his ears with his fingers, and then continued, "I'm worried about disturbing your beauty sleep."

"Address, I'll be there right away!"

Someone came to coordinate soon.

It was my acquaintances, Brother Yi and Peanut, who both understood what ordinary people were afraid of.

The eldest brother said seriously: "There have been several murders recently. We have found clues that this may be the place where the bodies were dumped."

The construction site contractor's face changed drastically.

"If you don't want to be involved, please leave immediately. We will notify you after we have investigated thoroughly."

"Yes, yes, yes!" The contractor and a group of workers nodded repeatedly.

"Also, remember to go to the police station to make a statement."

"Sir, no need. We are scared."

Two men dressed in police uniforms came forward and cleared the construction site in a few words.

"Thank you." Tan Wenjie nodded to his brother.

"Mr. Tan, something happened to Huasheng recently. She always has nightmares..." But Brother Yi pulled Tan Wenjie and said, "Can you help me later?"

"No problem." Tan Wenjie agreed immediately.

After Brother Yi and Peanut left, only Tan Wenjie, Zhang Dashao, Xiao Ming and Smurf were left outside the cat demon seal.

"Let's set up the formation."

Once the cat demon breaks out of the seal, how can passively fighting it be compared to setting up the formation in advance, opening the seal, and striking first?

Young Master Zhang has a very good basic knowledge, and the old guy has practiced the Five Thunder Palms and has strengthened his internal organs, so he really has a muscular body and is very strong.

The two men put up flags as boundaries and set up the Postnatal Bagua formation.

"If a cat demon appears, it will possess someone if they are nearby." Young Master Zhang said, "They cannot be here."

"Isn't it enough to just stick the Five Thunder Amulet and the Invisibility Amulet?" Tan Wenjie wondered.

"It's too difficult to make, and the talisman is used up very quickly. It won't last more than a dozen seconds before it's useless."

Tan Wenjie: "Xiao Ming!"

"Oh!" Xiao Ming understood, opened the box, and revealed a stack of talismans inside.

"So many?" Young Master Zhang was shocked.

He had never fought such a rich battle.

"Time is of the essence."

Both Smurf and Xiao Ming were given talismans.

Tan Wenjie kept the rest for himself.

Tan Wenjie did not give the invisibility talisman to Mr. Zhang. Instead, he only gave him the Five Thunder Amulet to ensure that he would not be possessed by the cat demon.

"Are you ready?"

"The weather forecast says there will be a thunderstorm at noon today." Tan Wenjie looked up.

Dark clouds slowly crept over their heads.

"Lao Zhang, let's do it!"

He asked Xiao Ming and the Smurf, who were wearing invisibility talismans, to hide aside, and he strode over and kicked the sealing stone to pieces.

Streams of evil spirit emerged from the sealed square well.

Young Master Zhang, who had been well prepared, raised his five hearts to the sky, his body suspended in the air, and protected by the Five Thunder True Fire.

Tan Wenjie put on the invisibility talisman and held his breath while concentrating on drawing the bow.

The evil spirit seemed to have affected the thunderclouds above, and the wind blew even more fiercely.

A figure landed lightly in front of Young Master Zhang.

"The Postnatal Bagua Formation?" the cat demon's voice was sharp.

"It's you! The descendant of the Zhang family!"

The cat demon has a human-like body, but has a cat's head, cat's paws, and a cat's tail.

Snow-white fur.

It raised its claws to pounce, but was forced back by the Five Thunder True Fire on Young Master Zhang's body.

The cat demon cursed loudly.

"Is the cat demon so weak?"

Tan Wenjie had already put on a newspaper flying cap, drew his bow, and slowly moved behind the cat demon.

He has always shot very accurately, but the closer he is, the more accurate he is.

Young Master Zhang was always acting as bait and ignored the cat demon's taunts.

"Do you think the Postnatal Bagua Formation can trap me?"

The cat demon wanted to escape and stepped on the Five Thunder Talisman.

Snapped! boom!
"Meow!!"

Bounced back.

It only hurts but doesn't hurt. The cat demon is indeed extraordinary.

Tan Wenjie moved closer and was very careful to avoid shooting off target.

Half a meter distance.

Release the bowstring!

collapse!
The newly born cat demon had just said half of his harsh words when he was trapped in the acquired Bagua formation and suddenly felt a pain in his heart.

died?

(End of this chapter)