Chapter 228 "The Kitchen God"
"Be good, be polite to others in the future, and don't bully others. If you are bullied, come to me to help you."
"Also, you are not allowed to be intimate with girls other than me."
Nashida held Liu Bai's head on her thighs, gently stroked his hair, and gave gentle instructions to him who was unconscious.
Liu Bai slowly woke up under Nashida's gentle words, opened his eyes dazedly, and saw Nashida's little head looking down at him from close at hand, with the same smile on her face as always.
"Girl, I just found this in the house! It's probably left by the God of Thunder! He was secretly drawing naughty pictures of you!"
After seeing Nashida, Liu Bai immediately took out the stack of erotic pictures he had just found and said to Nashida.
"ah……!"
Nashida screamed and her face turned red. She immediately snatched the pornographic picture from Liu Bai's hand and hid it behind her.
Although the two had confirmed their relationship long ago, Nashida was still very reserved at times. After all, she was just a 500-year-old girl.
Liu Bai got up from Nashida's thighs, patted the sand off his butt, and then looked outside the cave with a serious face.
"I'm going to challenge the puppet of the Thunder God, and then take the Thunder God as my teacher to learn how to draw the erotic pictures."
As Liu Bai spoke, his expression became more and more determined.
"Don't just think that everything will happen. Drawing is not that simple!"
"Besides, Thor's puppet probably can't draw!"
Nashida didn't bother to hide the obscene picture in her hand, but hurriedly caught up with Liu Bai.
……
Castle tower.
"You've been feeling restless occasionally lately, but are you having trouble meditating?"
Where General Thunder was meditating alone, the puppet named General Thunder suddenly opened his eyes and seemed to be asking questions to the air.
"Don't worry about me. I just thought of the person I talked to you about last time."
Shadow's voice came from General Raiden's mouth, and they were talking in a way that seemed like they were talking to themselves to outsiders.
"The Envoy of Solstice, what happened to him?"
General Raiden asked calmly.
General Raiden had no idea about what Ying said, after all, it was only Ying who appeared in Winter Solstice.
"…He was a little unexpected."
Ying was silent for a moment, then decided to speak to General Raiden.
He needed General Lei Dian to judge whether his condition was worn out at all times, so he had to share all the information with her.
"How unexpected."
General Raiden asked calmly while maintaining a meditative posture.
"…Whether in the truth or in the eternity that you and I pursue, the title of God of Cooking will never fall on you and me."
"But he broke eternity and gave me the title of God of Cooking."
Ying continued to explain to General Raiden.
This is what she has been thinking about these days.
"A variable that is outside of eternity... What do you mean? Let's work together to build him into the statue."
General Raiden nodded slightly and confirmed with Ying how to deal with it.
"No, I want to prove myself in the kitchen."
Ying answered seriously.
She is a warrior, born with the indomitable spirit of a warrior.
And this spirit can not only be used in combat.
"Your behavior is not enough for me to judge your condition. I allow your decision."
General Raiden responded with one last sound, then let go of control of his body, leaving Ying to completely control his body.
Taking over control of the body, Ying slowly stood up and walked outside.
Although General Raiden does not need to eat, there are still many hatamoto and okonomiyaki guarding the castle tower, so they naturally need to eat. Therefore, the castle tower is equipped with all the facilities needed by ordinary people, including a kitchen.
"General, do you want to use the kitchen?"
Upon hearing the purpose of Ying's visit, the chefs responsible for cooking for Aojie and other soldiers were a little dumbfounded.
"This, this... General, you are a god, how can you condescend to enter this place of stoves? If you have any delicious food you want to taste, just tell us to make it!"
The leading chef spoke in a somewhat nervous and overwhelmed manner.
"No problem, I just want to borrow it for a while. It just so happens that you guys are taking a break... If it's inconvenient, I won't force you."
Ying explained, shaking his head slightly.
It is now night, and after the excitement before dinner, the chefs have already washed the dishes and are ready to rest.
"No, no, please, General!"
The chef respectfully invited Ying into the kitchen.
"...You wait outside the door."
Ying hesitated for a moment, but still gave orders to the chefs.
After many years, I picked up kitchen utensils again, but I was still a little afraid to let outsiders see.
The chefs naturally had no objection to this. They just thought that the cooking skills of the gods should not be learned by mortals. They immediately left the kitchen and went outside, temporarily guarding the kitchen to prevent anyone from disturbing Ying while he was cooking.
More than five hundred years ago, when his sister and friends were still alive, Ying would occasionally try to cook for himself, but some accidents happened every time.
Now that the title of God of Cooking has fallen on me, even if only one person calls me that, I should give it another try.
Although he is a person who hinders eternity, but... but he calls me the God of Cooking...
Ying found an unopened apron in the kitchen, unwrapped it and tied it on himself, then came to the stove.
Since it was already night after dinner, the meat in the kitchen had long been consumed, and the only ingredients left were eggs, pasta, etc. that could be preserved for several days.
"Then let's cook a bowl of noodles..."
Ying put his hand on his chin and thought for a while, then made this decision.
First she grabbed a handful of noodles and put them into the pot, then she picked up two eggs and put them in, and then she covered the pot.
"..."
Ying raised a finger and used an electric arc to ignite the firewood under the stove. This step was her most skilled one.
“…No water!”
The next moment, Ying thought of something and quickly opened the lid of the pot and scooped a bucket of water from a large vat next to it and poured it into the pot.
"Well, it looks pretty good."
Watching the water in the pot boil, causing the noodles and two eggs to tumble inside, Ying nodded his head slightly.
Suddenly she felt something and immediately looked down, and found that the furisode on her right hand was burned by the fire.
Fortunately, this set of clothes is special and cannot be damaged by fire.
"Strange, why is there no fragrance when it is almost cooked..."
Ying was somewhat confused.
Did I not cover the lid?
Thinking of this, Ying put the lid back on the pot.
Then he pulled over a chair, sat in front of the pot lid and closed his eyes to meditate.
It should be fine after waiting a while...
Ying thought so and waited quietly in meditation.
But she didn't know that after she closed her eyes, the element of lightning slowly gathered into the pot.
boom--! ! !
The next moment, lightning shot up into the sky, like a divine punishment.
"Hmm? Did the General and him finally fight?"
In Inazuma Castle, Yae Kamiko, who was eating fried tofu ramen in front of a noodle shop, looked in the direction of the castle tower.
Then she took a few big bites, planning to go over and watch the fun after she finished eating.
"..."
In the kitchen that looked like a ruin, the unharmed Ying opened his eyes and quietly looked at the pot in front of him that was surrounded by electricity.
"...When the Seven Gods gathered in the past, I followed Zhen to Liyue and happened to see an immortal refining an elixir. When the elixir was ready, a thunderbolt struck from the sky as a tempering measure."
"It looks like this pot of noodles is done."
Ying said with certainty.
……