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But even so, there are still countless monks from Kyushu who are eager to get the admission notice from Bailiu Sect on the day of adult ceremony.
Even children who are babbling know that when they grow up, they have to take the Xuanbai exam, which means either Xuankong Pavilion or Bailiu Sect.
......
"So what I'm saying is, it's fine if I do this, but you have to help me keep an eye on it when I'm not around."
After explaining the development direction of Bailiu Sect, Jiang Lu gave instructions on the way to Jiang Jiese's home.
"I understand." Jiang Jiese nodded first, and then said worriedly: "But if this is really the case, wouldn't it be too complicated?"
"There is no way. If we want to change the current bad atmosphere controlled by capital in the short term, we can only awaken everyone's passion for cultivation, and the best way is to compete."
Jiang Lu shrugged and said indifferently: "Besides, I'm not a painter. Didn't those people explain where their mountain gates were and how much resources they had before they died? These things should be left alone, why not use them to give back to the whole world? Kyushu.”
"That's no problem, but speaking of it..." Jiang Jiesese asked carefully, "You don't want Jiuzhou to be the starting point for your comeback, do you?"
"It doesn't count." Jiang Lu shook his head: "It would be good if there are people who reach the threshold of becoming immortals in the future, and we can make more plans, but for now, it's just a matter of chance."
"Ok."
With that said, the two of them had arrived at the place where Jiang Jise lived in seclusion - a farmhouse located halfway up the mountain.
At the foot of the mountain, there is a small village.
Jiang Luzai was stunned when he saw the small house where Jiang Jise lived.
Not for anything else, just for the beautiful woman who was enjoying herself under the shade of the tree.
Jiang Lu transformed into Guanyin Bodhisattva. While looking straight at him, he asked Jiang Jiese without looking back: "Aren't you quitting?"
Chapter 176 Mother and child are safe
Jiang Lu had heard that in history, especially among the group of eunuchs, some people liked to watch others perform in front of them even though they could not do their best.
It's like putting out your own food for other people to enjoy, and I'm watching from the side. I don't know if I'm taking it in or what, but in short, I'm very happy as long as it's like this.
This habit reminded Jiang Lu of a special group - Chloromao.
A known,
The eunuch had never had sex before, and Chlor Mao couldn't do it without seeing someone else behind his lover.
The eunuch liked to watch from the side, and so did Chlor Mao.
The life of a eunuch is not acceptable to ordinary people, and the life of Chlor Mao is not acceptable to ordinary people either.
Eunuchs are slaves, and so is Chlor Mao.
To sum up, Jiang Lu made a surprising discovery. Chlor Mao was roughly equal to a eunuch.
In other words, eunuch is not a noun or profession, but a psychological state. From beginning to end, eunuch has never disappeared in history, and is even around us!
So Jiang Lu looked at Jiang Jiese beside him and said seriously: "You eunuch!"
"Ah?" Jiang Jise was confused and didn't understand what he had missed.
"I'm ashamed to be with you." Jiang Lu continued to output: "You make me feel sick!"
Jiang Jiese couldn't understand it even more.
And this naturally made him think elsewhere.
So Jiang Jese, who felt insulted, took out his burnt foundation from the storage bag he carried with him, and choked with sobs: "It would be fine if I connected it, and I am like this because of you, isn't it?" Really? Why do you still call me a eunuch?"
"The physical defects can be made up for, but what about the psychological defects?"
"Why am I mentally disabled?!"
The dispute between the two also attracted the attention of the beautiful woman.
She remembered that Jiang Jiese said that he would not come back until night, so she sat on the wicker chair where he usually sat when reading, smelling his scent and doing such a thing.
She didn't expect that Jiang Jiesese would come back shortly after noon. She was a little at a loss for a moment. She accidentally lost her grip and let the jade ruyi slip in, getting stuck tightly.
"Lord, please listen to my explanation."
Although she couldn't take it out immediately and was so anxious that she was sweating profusely, the beautiful woman nervously chose to defend Jiang Jese first.
When Jiang Jiese heard her address, he sighed: "How many times have I told you, don't call me Lord, I am no longer the person I used to be."
"But..."
The beautiful woman wanted to say something else, but Jiang Lu had already stepped forward and squatted directly in front of the wicker chair to carefully check the specific situation.
"You...how can you be so rude!"
Seeing Jiang Lu being so bold, the beautiful woman was ashamed and annoyed. She wanted to say something more serious, but then she remembered that this man came back with Jiang Jise, and she was worried about offending him, so she didn't want to say anything more, so she just Neng panicked and wanted to reach out and lower the hem of her lifted skirt to cover her legs.
"Don't worry." Jiang Lu held down the beautiful woman's hand that was holding the hem of her skirt, preventing her from lowering it, and said seriously, "You are in a very dangerous situation now. You must get the things out quickly."
"Of course I know I have to take it out, but..." The beautiful woman felt like she was about to cry. She hesitated and looked at Jiang Jiesese for help.
But the latter shook his head: "I feel like vomiting just looking at this. I can't help you."
"It doesn't matter, I'll do it!" Jiang Lu stood up and began to think about the medical plan.
Others may not be able to tell, but Jiang Lu can sense that the current situation is actually very dangerous.
It's like pushing a light bulb into your mouth. It's easy to put it in, but once the light bulb goes in, it gets stuck and you can't take it out.
In the same way, once jade Ruyi enters the body, it is stuck in the happy bean and cannot be taken out.
The worst thing is that the light bulb is very fragile. You can break it and take it out bit by bit while protecting your mouth. But the jade is not good. It is solid. No matter how you damage it, it will only break into a few pieces. It should be Whatever happens.
Seeing Jiang Lu in deep thought, Jiang Jiesese hesitated again and again, then opened his mouth: "You..."
Before Jiang Jiese could finish his words, Jiang Lu raised his hand and interrupted: "Now is not the time to talk about this. You are disgusting, but I still want to save people. In the name of salvation, I will never I would make anyone suffer in my presence.”
Jiang Jiese was stunned: "What I want to ask is how can you help her?"
"I've seen similar cases before."
Jiang Lu said seriously: "The patient has several golf balls stuck, but because golf balls are spheres, there are gaps between the spheres, and there is room for manipulation.
But the current situation is different. It is embedded tightly and has no focus at all, which is a bit difficult to handle. "
Perhaps hearing what he said was well-founded and very professional, the beautiful woman couldn't help but feel convinced and subconsciously asked: "Doctor, what do you think I should do?"
"Let me try first to see if I can solve it through physical means."
Jiang Lu said, first preparing to try to push it out.
But as soon as she exerted force, the beautiful woman turned pale and shook her head wildly: "No!"
Jiang Lu had no choice but to stop and observe again with a solemn expression. After a while, he said in shock: "It turns out it's not jade, it's sodium polyacrylate!"
"Sodium polyacrylate?" Jiang Jiese was also shocked: "Are you crazy?!"
He and Jiang Lu came from the same origin. Strictly speaking, they were not from this world. Naturally, they knew a lot of knowledge that did not belong to this world.
Sodium polyacrylate is a polymer water-absorbent resin, which is formed from acrylic acid molecules through a polymerization reaction and swells when exposed to water.
Water baby is made of this material mixed with starch.
Now even Jiang Jiese couldn't help but become solemn: "What should we do?"
"There are two ways now." Jiang Lu gave a treatment plan: "The first is to wait until she is burst, and then you can heal her."
Although this statement is scary, in fact, it is not unacceptable in this world of cultivation where it is difficult to kill just a random passerby.
But before Jiang Jiese could express his stance, the beautiful woman shook her head wildly: "No, it can't be done!"
Although this is not life-threatening, which woman would be willing to expose such an ugly side in front of the person she loves?
"In this case, there is only the second option."
Jiang Lu took a deep breath: "You feel it first, are you done now?"
"What does... count as?" The beautiful woman was confused.
Jiang Lu explained: "Do you feel like there's a knock on the door?"
When he said this, the beautiful woman immediately understood and nodded: "Just right."
"Okay, then take a deep breath and be ready to use force at any time. I will find a way to open the door, then squeeze the space inside the door and push it out through air pressure!"
"Isn't this possible?" The beautiful woman was terrified: "I... I have never given birth to a child, there is no way I can open it."
"If I say yes, it's okay!" Jiang Lu said without question: "Get ready!"
As he said this, he placed his hand on the patient's body.
"open!"
As Jiang Lu activated the opening technique, he also began to exert force on his hands.
The next moment, Sodium Polyacrylate Ruyi really came out.
But before Jiang Lu could breathe a sigh of relief, Sodium Polyacrylate Ruyi was sucked in again, which was self-defeating.
"What's going on?" The beautiful woman was so anxious that she almost cried.
"Oops." Jiang Lu pinched his chin and said with some annoyance: "Although it is a perfect fit, it actually does not achieve the ideal airtightness. When the air inside is squeezed out, it becomes a vacuum, and the internal and external air pressure The difference is that it was squeezed back by the atmospheric pressure!"
"Doctor, please think of a solution!"
Jiang Lu waved his hand: "Don't worry, I thought of another one!"
Jiang Jiesese, who was standing by, had already covered his face helplessly: "Why are you talking like a fart..."
"No, I really thought of it this time." Jiang Lu said sternly: "There is a limit to its water absorption. Theoretically speaking, as long as the amount of water it absorbs is less than the amount of water it produces, then the water pressure can be used Flush it out.”
"Then...then what should I do?" the beautiful woman asked as if she understood.
Jiang Lu looked at Jiang Jiese: "I have already seen that the person she loves most is you, so if you only want to cook her with thick breasts, she will definitely not be able to bear it."
"?" Jiang Jise and the beautiful woman were silent at the same time.
"Is there a possibility?" Jiang Jiese said with a strange expression: "She also loves you the most?"
"Huh?" Jiang Lu looked at the beautiful woman in confusion: "Are you so casual?"
Without waiting for the beautiful woman to say anything, Jiang Jise continued: "Is there a possibility that she is Bai Yi?"
"Huh?" Jiang Lu was startled: "How is that possible? I remember Baiyi's hair used to be very long, why is it like this now! But when you put it this way, the shape is a bit like..."