Chapter 240 Intelligence
"The God of Cooking is actually the God of Thunder!"
Liu Bai's eyes widened when he heard the news.
"She is so amazing, she holds two positions of deity by herself!"
Then Liu Bai said with a look of shock.
"If you think she's a god of cooking, then that's not wrong..."
Nashida had a headache and didn't know how to explain to Liu Bai.
After all, every time she said Qiying was not a cooking god, Liu Bai didn't believe it, and...
"Then girl, can you make me a normal meal like Master Kitchen?"
This is what Liu Bai asked Nashida at that time. It was this sentence that made Nashida give up the idea of making Liu Bai realize that Ying was not the God of Cooking.
"But Master Cook is my teacher, so this is a bit difficult..."
"It seems that I have to find a way to please the God of Cooking these days!"
Liu Bai made the decision while eating.
"Then you can think about it slowly, but remember not to fight with her."
Nashida was advising Liu Bai from the side.
What she cared about most was that Liu Bai would fight with the reigning god like he did in Liyue.
If the battlefield in Liyue at that time was not in the immortal Jueyunjian, but in Liyue Harbor, then there would be no room for recovery for Liu Bai's relationship with Liyue.
"Really? If your job was anything else, I would be able to help you with some advice... Come on, ah~"
Nashida said this somewhat helplessly, and then started feeding Liu Bai again.
Although she is already Liu Bai's person, her identity as the God of Xumi always restricts her words and actions.
"Awoo... It's okay, girl. I am also smart and intelligent. Just wait for good news from me in the next few days."
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In the next few days, Liu Bai went to Ying to learn cooking every morning as usual.
After Ying discovered that her cooking skills seemed to have improved, she became very enthusiastic about it, and both of them can now make a delicious fried egg on their own without any guidance from outsiders.
This is also due to the fact that fried eggs are easy to make, just heat the pan and add cold oil to the eggs, and if you think the taste is too bland, add a little salt.
The only unexpected step is that a Thunder Slime emerges from the eggshell.
As for other dishes, they are complicated and require too many seasonings and ingredients. The number of unexpected steps increases greatly and cannot be avoided even with someone to teach you. In the end, you can only serve a purple dish full of the flavor of thunder element.
In addition to learning cooking, Liu Bai has been paying attention to Ying's situation, looking for opportunities to please her and gain the Heart of God.
On this day, Ying was quietly eating the dumplings that Yae Shinko bought for her.
"The child of God is becoming more and more disobedient. She even asked me to give her a massage before she would give me the tri-color dumplings..."
Shadow muttered quietly.
She hadn't come out of the Pure Land of One Heart for hundreds of years. After coming out, she found that Yae Shinto liked to defeat his superiors more and more. He would occasionally say "this general" and even coax Ying into giving her a massage.
"Is the Son of God planning a rebellion?"
Thinking of this, Ying quickly picked up a new string of tri-color dumplings from the plate in front of him to calm his nerves.
"Why do you look so worried, Master Kitchen God? Is there anything I can help you with?"
Liu Bai, who was washing kitchen utensils nearby, suddenly came over, sat opposite Ying and asked, and picked up the last string of tri-color dumplings on the plate.
"…It's okay to tell you."
Ying's gaze lingered on the tri-color dumpling in Liu Bai's hand for a few seconds, and finally he began to explain.
"Recently I've noticed that Shen Zi is becoming increasingly disobedient, but after all, I raised her since she was a child, and it's not easy to beat or scold her, and I don't know how to make her obey."
Although Ying sometimes thought that beheading the Son of God with one sword was a good choice, he was really afraid of killing the little fox he raised.
"Hey~ Master Kitchen God, I have a plan!"
Liu Bai's eyes lit up. It would be so easy to deal with the Eightfold Son of God.
"Oh? Please tell me more."
Hearing Liu Bai's words, Ying perked up slightly and once again moved his eyes away from the tri-color dumpling that he was holding in his hand but not eating.
Ying hadn't figured out how to ask Liu Bai for help, so she was still very polite when speaking to him.
"Hehe, Master Kitchen God, don't worry, please use the magic weapon."
As he spoke, Liu Bai took out a pink remote control from the system storage room.
"This is?"
Ying had never seen such an object before and didn't know its purpose, so he could only look at Liu Bai in confusion.
"As long as you have this thing in your hand, even if the pink-haired fox runs away to the ends of the earth, she will still obey your orders."
Liu Bai said this with a proud look on his face, then he put all the tri-color dumplings into his mouth in one breath, and then he held the universal remote control in both hands and presented it to Ying.
"Master Kitchen God, why don't you take this as my apprenticeship gift, even though it's so late."
Liu Bai stretched out his hands and respectfully handed the universal remote control to Ying.
“Is there such a magical thing?”
Ying didn't understand what this pink remote control was. She took it from Liu Bai and looked at it curiously.
There are only two simple buttons on it, one with "ON" and the other with "OFF", and there is a symbol similar to signal strength behind ON, but I can't understand what these symbols mean.
“How do I use it?”
After looking at it for a while and still not understanding its use, Ying had no choice but to ask Liu Bai.
"I'll teach you."
Liu Bai pointed to the two buttons on the remote control and explained to Ying. Simply put, they were the switch and the gear position.
There are only two buttons in total. Ying knew how to use it after listening to it once. The next step is to find Yae Shinko to test it.
However, she did not specifically notify Yae Shinto to come over, but instead opened the Eye of Evil and turned her gaze towards the Narukami Taisha Shrine.
At this time, Yae Kamiko had no idea what was about to happen. She was still arranging today's tasks for the shrine maidens.
Ying was not in a hurry and waited quietly until Yae Shenzi finished his work and came back into the house to sit down and rest.
Yae Shinko was the only one in the room, and Ying pressed the universal remote control in his hand without hesitation.
"...?!"
Yae Shinko, who was holding the teacup without any preparation, trembled suddenly and the teacup fell back on the table. Fortunately, the tea did not spill.
Although she has the characteristics of a fox, her ears are not usually erected. But suddenly, she looked like her fur was standing on end, and even her ears stood up.
"What the hell is this bastard doing again..."
Yae Shinko hunched over, almost lying on the table, and spoke with gritted teeth.
She didn't know that Liu Bai gave the remote control to Ying, and she thought it was Liu Bai who pressed the button.
"Ah."
Ying found that although Yae Shinko had reacted, his body was just trembling slightly. He pressed the remote control in his hand again with some dissatisfaction.
The next moment, she could feel that the strange electric current in the body of Yae Shen Zi had become much stronger.
Even though she was the God of Thunder, she could not see through this strange electric current, let alone control it, otherwise she would not have used this remote control.
"Alas--?!"
Yae Shenzi's body trembled violently and she suddenly raised her head. She was so angry that she clenched her teeth, but she didn't know where Liu Bai was at the moment, so she had no way to fight back.
"Oh, Master Kitchen, look, it's working!"
Liu Bai leaned close to Ying and looked into the Eye of Evil. After seeing the reaction of the Eightfold Son of God, he immediately spoke to Ying.
Hearing Liu Bai's voice, Yae Shinko suddenly turned his head and looked towards the roof.
Then she saw Liu Bai and Ying standing opposite the Evil Eye, and the remote control in Ying's hand.
"..."
It's over. This general's dream of becoming a general is gone...
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