Chapter 247 Women will only affect the speed of my cultivation
Chapter 247 Women will only affect the speed of my cultivation
"It's not you and me. I want my junior sister to be with someone here, named Liao Zhen."
"call."
Tan Wenjie patted his chest.
"So that's it, that's good."
He is very handsome and doesn't think that anyone would throw themselves into his arms. Of course, it's not that he is self-aware. There are many people who want to rush into Mr. Tan's arms, and there is no restriction on gender.
But it definitely does not include the woman in front of me.
If he remembered correctly, they were from the world of immortal cultivation. Although Tan Wenjie often dealt with hundreds of years old zombies and thousands of years old monsters, humans and monsters were different.
It's hard to say, but in the end she seemed to be matched with a certain leader of the Fax Cult who liked to pick his nose.
Could it be that you have a fetish for ugliness?
Miss Bai looked at Tan Wenjie, who had a relaxed expression, and his long sigh of relief, and her expression changed.
A little bit annoying, not much, just a little bit.
But when she saw him looking at her with regret, Miss Bai finally couldn't hold it anymore.
Is this person performing some kind of drama with his facial expressions? He made so many expressions in just two breaths.
"I wonder if you could help me make the connection?"
"Don't hold me!"
Tan Wenjie shook his head without even thinking about it.
"I, Tan, hate pimps the most in my life!"
He spoke righteously.
"Liao Zhen has the heart to cultivate Taoism. Women will only affect the speed of his becoming an immortal."
He is extremely gifted and has connections in heaven. He can become an immortal by just meditating and practicing for a few years.
You come to destroy other people's moral character, which is comparable to that of evil demons and heretics. No, you are even more hateful than evil demons and heretics.
Preventing someone from becoming an immortal is a deep hatred.
How can the shelf life of love be comparable to that of becoming an immortal?
"But, my master has ordered..." Miss Bai took a step forward anxiously, and then found that Tan Wenjie subconsciously took a step back to keep some distance.
"you!"
Her determination to pursue the Dao could no longer be suppressed.
Tan Wenjie immediately explained: "Miss, I know your master has given the order, but you can go to Liao Zhen's father. Mr. Liao is very easy to talk to. I advised Mr. Liao to marry a concubine, and you see he listened to my advice very seriously. Also, Liao Zhen likes to cultivate immortality, so I suggested that Mr. Liao give birth to another son and stop caring about him. You see, Mr. Liao listened again. I have never met such an easy-going person in my life."
If that secret medicine were taken out, probably 99% of the men in the world would become easy to talk to. Who can refuse to show off their virility when they are in their seventies or eighties?
"I just came from his place." Miss Bai glared at Tan Wenjie.
I see. It turns out you were the one behind all this!
Tan Wenjie did not use the Zuxian Act, so it was hard to say whether he could win the fight. He could not see through the opponent, so he chose to be a handsome man admired by others, and he would not lose any weight if he was glared at.
He slightly turned sideways to let the sunlight shine on his left face. According to the calculations based on the Heavenly Stems and Earthly Branches, Tan Wenjie felt that the left half of his face looked better at this moment.
Miss Bai looked at Tan Wenjie who suddenly behaved strangely, and became alert and retracted her gaze.
She came here to fulfill her master's orders, not to conflict with anyone.
"Fellow Daoist Tan." Miss Bai clasped her fists, "This matter is of great importance. Please help me. Liao Zhen was born in a yang year, yang month, yang day, and yang hour with a pure yang body. Only he can resolve this catastrophe."
It's really too much to reincarnate and cultivate again. He doesn't even avoid people when using the back door.
Miss Bai asked again: "There are too many people here, can we find a quiet place?"
"Tea, then?"
The two of them casually walked into a teahouse, which happened to be Tan Wenjie's business.
The teahouse doesn’t have private rooms, but it doesn’t matter, we can just suspend business.
Looking at the empty teahouse and sitting opposite Tan Wenjie at the eight-immortals table in the lobby on the first floor, Miss Bai felt uncomfortable all over.
What an arrogant person.
In addition to liking to ruin relationships behind their backs, there is another thing: he likes to show off his wealth.
But since both the Liao family father and son like to listen to him, and they don't know where Liao Zhen is hiding, he can only come with gritted teeth.
After making sure that they were alone, Miss Bai took a deep breath.
"This matter is of great importance. Please do not spread it to others after hearing it, otherwise you may be killed."
Tan Wenjie raised his hand: "Please don't tell me. What I hate to hear most is secrets that can kill me." According to various movies and TV series, anyone who says this and still insists on hearing the secret is doomed to die.
Miss Bai took another deep breath.
"But this has something to do with my junior sister and Liao Zhen's marriage."
"I see." Tan Wenjie nodded, "Liao Zhen is in Zixia Temple, go find him."
"what?"
"I don't want to hear the secret of losing my head. Go and try to take him down yourself."
He agreed readily.
"But I have a request!"
I knew it wasn’t that simple!
"Tell me, what's the request?"
"Is your sect still accepting disciples?" It's reasonable for him to want to find a sect to learn magic.
A real man is born between heaven and earth, so how can he be inferior to others for long? Tan Wenjie can be a disciple of Maoshan, and he can also flexibly learn the magic of other sects.
It’s just that although the Maoshan disciples seem to be not very good at magic, they are of good family background. On the contrary, the sect of the woman in front of him is different.
The immortal cultivation sect is very powerful and may have the chance to be comparable to the immortals on earth.
Those who understand will understand what "comparable" means. It is just a compliment.
Who is comparable to whom means who is generally recognized as inferior to whom.
"The Microwave Sect only accepts female disciples!" Miss Bai shook her head.
Microwave pie? I don't know what it has to do with microwaves, but it looks like there are hot dishes to eat every day.
"That's it."
Tan Wenjie felt very sorry.
He really couldn't join because he was worried that too many women would affect the speed of his cultivation.
"However, you and I can discuss things with each other and share what we have."
He said it very tactfully and did not say that he could accept Tan Wenjie as a registered disciple.
Little do people know that Tan Wenjie has no psychological pressure to take someone else as his master. Those who can withstand it and are not afraid of being killed by him are all good masters.
"In that case, what are you waiting for? I'll take you to find Liao Zhen!" Tan Wenjie stood up.
When Tan Wenjie took Miss Bai to find Liao Zhen, Liao Zhen was playing with his fellow apprentices. It was obvious that he also had a thorn under his butt and couldn't sit still.
"Cough cough!"
He coughed.
The others reacted and gathered around immediately.
"Deputy head!"
"Yeah." Tan Wenjie nodded with satisfaction.
Look at all these ugly guys, some of them don't know how to stand or sit properly, some are picking their noses, picking their teeth, picking their ears, and some are scratching their butts.
The future of Zixia Temple has been realized!
Miss Bai was also very shocked when she saw these people. She had raised her junior sister since she was a child, and her master was a hands-off boss. She had raised her junior sister with all her heart.
There is not much difference in age between them, but they already treat the junior sister as their own sister.
If I marry my junior sister to one of them, wouldn't that be pushing her into the fire pit?
"Liao Zhen, I have something good to tell you today. This is Miss Bai. She wants to be a matchmaker for her junior sister and marry her to you."
"Wow!" There were cheers from all around.
Liao Zhen is a little thin-skinned, and he has been in good shape in his cultivation recently. He thinks he has a great chance of becoming an immortal. He says every day that women will only affect the speed of his becoming an immortal, so how could he possibly nod and agree?
"Master, you know me well!" Liao Zhen said sincerely with a serious expression, "I just want to cultivate immortality and have no interest in matters between men and women."
Tan Wenjie turned to look at Miss Bai: "You saw it."
A rare genius in cultivation in Zixia Temple. If he had not just played the game of pulling each other's pants with Ah Xing, Tan Wenjie would have believed it.
Then he looked at Liao Zhen and warned him, "He is the deputy head, so he must be promoted to deputy!"
When he was really defeated by this group of crouching dragons and phoenixes, there was still a leader standing in front. Zhang Susu had died once and was more familiar with the process than him.
Miss Bai didn't say anything else, because she realized that if she wanted Liao Zhen to agree to marry her junior sister, she had to find a way from Tan Wenjie.
As for Liao Zhen? She looked silly. If it wasn't for her master's order, if someone else asked her to marry her junior sister to the other person, she would definitely stab the other person to death with her flying sword.
(End of this chapter)