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Volume 4 Alias: "Your Friend, the Demonic Pillar, Begins to Embarrass Himself"
Chapter 135: Xueno: Don’t even think about getting close to my mom
Although Fumino provided Kyosuke with a new idea, it would take him forever to deal with Mashu with his own stupid brain. So the next day, Kyosuke contacted Fumino again to learn from this emotional expert.
Unfortunately, reality is always so cruel, Kyosuke never got in touch with Fumino again. After what happened yesterday, Yukino completely took over all of Fumino's devices for communicating with the outside world, whether it was a mobile phone or a laptop, anything that could contact the outside world was confiscated by Yukino.
When Kyosuke called Fumino's phone and the person who answered was Yukino, he was shocked.
"Anyway, don't look for my mother recently. If you have anything to say, just tell me directly. I'm afraid you'll do something weird and upset her pregnancy. You know, this is the most critical time."
Yukino ignored her mother behind her who was shouting slogans like "Down with the dictator's daughter" and gave Kyosuke an ultimatum.
"Damn you Tiger Auntie, be careful you won't be able to get married in the future."
Faced with his strong second stepdaughter, Kyousuke could only quietly complain about his dissatisfaction.
"What did you say?"
"Nothing." Kyosuke wasn't stupid enough to repeat such words, "But can you put in a good word for Mashu? I really can't find anyone who can help me right now."
"You deserve it." Yukino had no sympathy for Kyousuke who was in a dilemma, "But since both of you are members of my club, I will give you a little warning. Otherwise, if you two continue to quarrel after school starts, it will affect the normal club activities."
"Please, Master Yukino, please enlighten me."
If it were in person, Kyosuke would probably kneel down to Yukino.
"First of all, based on the information I got from Mashu a few days ago, she is still very angry, so you should give up the naive idea that you can get her forgiveness soon."
"Of course I know this, but she is completely ignoring me now..."
"Let her calm down for a while. Well... I think her anger will have mostly subsided by the time school starts."
"School starts..."
Kyosuke was frightened by Yukino's words. You know, it's only August now, and there's still at least half a month before school starts in September.
"That's it, believe it or not. If you really want to see Mashu as soon as possible, you can just go back to that bar and be a gigolo. After all, teasing girls is your job, right?"
After saying that, Yukino hung up the phone without waiting for Kyosuke's reaction.
"Hello...Hello?"
Kyosuke heard the busy tone and angrily threw his phone onto the sofa (he didn't dare to throw it on the floor). "Damn gossip, I curse you to be a virgin for the rest of your life!"
Now Kyosuke feels that he will probably have to wait until school starts before he can talk to Mashu, because he believes that this point in time should be the message that Mashu conveyed to him through Yukino's mouth. Even if it is not the case, it is probably Yukino's own deduction. Kyosuke believes that although the other party dislikes him anyway, she will not deceive him on such a matter.
As for Yukino's suggestion to go back to Camelot to work, Kyosuke deliberately ignored it. You have to know that Camelot is now home to a large number of Knights of the Round Table who want to blast her anus to vent their anger on Mashu. Going back to work would be a trap for her.
If I really did this, I would probably have to use a butt plug to live a normal life before Mashu could forgive him.
Although I have to wait until school starts to talk to Matthew, I can still do some preliminary preparations. For example, I can bribe people around Matthew to talk to him. There is still a lot of room for maneuver.
Kyosuke has already done all the work that can be done on Gareth's side. If he wants to go further, he has to tie Gawain up and send him to her bed. And now Gawain is being exiled to Hokkaido by Lily to hunt bears. Who knows when he will come back. To be honest, Kyosuke also admires Lily's way of punishment. At least he can't think of coming back before he gets the bear skin that Lily wants. And the bear skin that Lily wants is the authentic polar bear skin produced in Hokkaido. Kyosuke estimates that before Lily withdraws the order, Gawain can only come back after the Hokkaido island plate drifts to the Arctic Circle.
So the person Kyosuke wanted to find was Mordred, the only person he could contact besides Gareth. Although Lily was on guard and Kyosuke couldn't contact Mordred directly, he still had a trump card, which was Sayuri. Kyosuke asked Sayuri to help Mordred speak well of him in the name of a quarrel with Mash. This kind of operation was simply too simple, just like how Jill was always controlled by Enkidu. Besides Lily, Sayuri was the only one who could make Mordred obey.
As for why Sayuri was not allowed to practice Mashu directly, it was mainly because Kyosuke was afraid that Sayuri would find out about his hot relationship with a bunch of other girls. After all, she was Eriri's mother, and who knows what would happen if such things were known. Of course, Sayuri's explanation was that it was not good for the elders to get involved when the younger generation was having a quarrel.
Soon, later that day Kyousuke received information from Eriri that Sayuri had completed the mission.
"Yes, that's right. Mom has already discussed this with Mordred during dinner today, and she agreed. But Mordred asked me to tell you privately that if she wants to help, you have to double her pocket money starting next month."
A profiteer who raised the price! How could she come up with such a plan?
Kyosuke didn't think Mordred would think so far, and it was probably taught to her by that damn Merlin. It can only be said that the little bear had a very good timing, and Kyosuke didn't even have the energy to bargain now.
"Tell her for me that I agree to her price."
Kyosuke gritted his teeth when he said this, because his heart was bleeding. It was impossible for him to ask Lily to reimburse him for this extra pocket money like before. With Mordred's appetite, he would definitely not be able to escape for at least half a year.
"By the way, Kyosuke." Eriri thought of something before Kyosuke hung up the phone, "By the way, how is Kirino? Didn't she have a fight with her friend with black long straight hair in the summer comic? Did they make up?"
PS: This is the first update, there will be another update later
Chapter 136 Shiyu: It’s time for me to take the stage
"You mean Kirino..."
When Kyosuke heard Eriri asking about his sister, the expression on his face became a little unnatural. He poked his head into the living room and saw Kirino lying dead on the sofa. Although he couldn't see her expression because she was face down, he knew what was going on when his sister, who was always confident, showed this expression.
"It looks like they haven't reconciled yet."
"Is that so? As expected..."
Kyosuke heard a sense of matter-of-factness in Eriri's tone, "You guessed it a long time ago?"
"Although I stood far away out of politeness, I still heard a little bit of their quarrel. It seems that the other party has a deep prejudice against the concept of being a otaku."
Need I tell you?
Although he doesn't remember much, Kyosuke still remembers the original setting of Ayase hating otakus, but how did Ayase turn out to be Kirino in the original work? Although Kyosuke knows that the reconciliation between the two must have something to do with him, he has long forgotten the specific operation process.
"Forget it. She doesn't like me to take care of her affairs anyway, so let's leave it at that for now. I'll trouble you to take care of Mashu's affairs."
"Tsk, I'm destined to be a hard worker anyway." Although Eriri complained, she still agreed to Kyosuke's request, "I'll put in a good word for you, Mashu-chan, but I can't guarantee how much effect it will have."
"It's great that you can help. Thank you so much."
"Kyosuke, you don't have to be so polite. If you really want to thank me..."
Eriri's voice became a little awkward.
"What's wrong with you?"
Because recently Eriri always starts to stutter when talking to him, which makes Kyosuke's ears feel extremely uncomfortable.
"School Festival."
Eriri said a word that Kyosuke hadn't expected.
"what?"
"I want you to spend the whole day with me during the school festival next semester."
Eriri's words made Kyousuke hesitate.
"Can't you?"
Eriri's pleading tone made Kyousuke unable to refuse, "It's not impossible, but I don't know if our class will have any activities yet. If you need my help, I may not have a whole day free to accompany you."
"Then come and accompany me when you are free that day."
Eriri immediately took advantage of Kyosuke's words without even giving the other party time to think.
"Ok."
Although Kyosuke was a little worried, after all, this year's school festival was the first school festival after the heroic spirits usurped power. Who knows what kind of trouble those damn idiots would make. If he didn't know that he would definitely not be able to escape, Kyosuke would have the urge to ask for leave directly. But he couldn't tell Eriri about this directly. After thinking for a long time, Kyosuke said tactfully: "If conditions permit, then let's do it this way."
"Yeah. Okay." Eriri's tone suddenly became cheerful, "Finally, Kyousuke. Kuroneko-chan told me that you have to take her to that woman's house to study tomorrow. I don't care about other things, but you must not let that woman do anything to you. Got it?"
"What do you mean by clumsy?"
Kyosuke didn't understand what Eriri meant by her last sentence.
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"Being clumsy means that you can't let me do this~"
Shiyu pressed Kyosuke on the sofa, straddled his waist, and used one hand to slowly draw circles on Kyosuke's chest, making Kyosuke's chest feel a little itchy.
"Senior, what are you doing? It might be bad if Black Cat sees us."
Lying on the sofa, Kyosuke suddenly felt that it was not unfair for Mashu to abandon him. From an outsider's perspective, he had just had a falling out with his close junior schoolmate, so she came to him and wanted to "prosecute" him all day. If Kyosuke saw such a person in the past, he would definitely kick her and spit in her face, and then call her a scumbag. But now he has become the person he hates the most.
"It doesn't matter. That little girl will never come down from upstairs until she completes the task I gave her."
Shiyu's expression reminded Kyosuke of a fox who liked to steal fish. Every time Xiaoyu glanced away from other people and rubbed against her, she would reveal this naughty smile.
At first, Kyosuke thought he could leave after sending the black cat to the house, but Shiyu insisted on coming in and sitting for a while. Kyosuke wanted to refuse, but she showed him something that made it impossible for him to refuse any of her requests—a photo of Kyosuke when he was a male host at Camelot, taken when he was giving Shiyu a massage, but the angle of this photo was as weird as the one of him kissing Mash on the Ferris wheel. If an outsider who didn't know anything about the inside story saw this photo, his first reaction would definitely be that Kyosuke was molesting Shiyu, but Shiyu herself didn't see the enjoyment on her face at all, and could only recognize who Kyosuke was molesting from her hair and a little bit of her face.
Kuroneko heard from the beginning that the teacher who would teach her writing was her idol, Kasumi Shiko, so when Kyosuke picked her up at the station, she found that she was extremely nervous. In this situation, Kuroneko had no spare time to think about other things, such as some little actions between Shiko and Kyosuke.
"Where on earth did you get this stuff?"
"Guess..."
"Sorry, I don't want to guess."
The only people who could film something like this without anyone noticing are probably Merlin, Merlin, and Merlin.
"Anyway, if you don't behave, I'll show this photo to that golden retriever~"
Senior, why are you so obsessed with Eriri?
This has always been a problem that Kyosuke could not figure out. Although Shiyuu does have a strong possessiveness towards her, compared with the conflicts between her and other people, he doesn't know why she is particularly keen on competing with Eriri.
Let's put it this way, if Kyosuke does something too intimate with another girl, Shiyu will choose to wait until she is with Kyosuke in private to settle the score with him; and if that person is Eriri, Shiyu will rush over and pull her off Kyosuke to argue. Eriri has the same attitude, the two of them are like water and oil, absolutely incompatible.
Kyosuke felt that using the words "love-hate relationship" to describe the relationship between the two of them was already a bit inappropriate.
"So, my dear senpai. What on earth do you want to do?"
Shiyu smiled and used her right hand to smooth the long hair beside her ears. "I just want to get close to my junior who I haven't seen for many days."
Kyosuke raised his head and took a look at the part where Shiyu was in contact with him. "If it's just a matter of getting close, I have no objection. But don't you think this position is too dangerous?"
Shiyu licked her lips with the tip of her tongue and looked at Kyosuke provocatively; "It doesn't matter, as for your courage, unless I take the initiative to put your stuff in, you won't go beyond that even if you go back to generate electricity yourself, right?"
There is absolutely no way to refute it. Am I such an easy person to understand?
"So, since you, Junior, are not working hard enough, I have to take the initiative~"
"You want to—"
"Shh-"
Shiyu put her index finger on Kyosuke's mouth and said, "Be quiet, or your junior upstairs will hear it."
Then, before Kyosuke could react, their lips were connected.