Chapter 260 You are so rude
Chapter 260 You are so rude
Chongguang Mental Hospital.
Gui Wangda held an unlit cigarette in his mouth, his lips trembling.
He sat in a chair, watching the doctor in front of him, who seemed a little abnormal, walking around.
"Doctor, what do you think of this experiment?"
Tan Wenjie patted Gui Wangda on the shoulder.
"Ah?" Ghost King Da shuddered, and the cigarette in his mouth fell out and fell on his legs.
"It's so hot!" He screamed, and nimbly escaped from Tan Wenjie's hands, and ran towards the door with his butt sticking up, trying to escape.
There is definitely something wrong with the scientists in the mental hospital. If he doesn't escape now, he might be used for human experiments. No, Tan Wenjie has already said in person that he will be used for experiments.
Like sawing off one's own leg.
Just now he heard Tan Wenjie and the doctor talking about organ transplant.
After taking a few steps with his butt sticking out, a pair of legs appeared in front of Gui Wangda.
Slowly raise your head and look upward.
It was a man in a suit with a gentle smile on his face, looking down at him.
"Are you okay?" the man asked with concern.
"No, I'm fine." Gui Wangda shook his head. When he saw the other party reaching out his hand, he raised his hand and shook it.
A hard.
The other person's hand was pulled off.
"what!!"
"what!!"
Tan Wenjie: “…”
Poked the stars' nest.
"Hahaha, it's just a little prank prop." The other party raised his hand and patted Gui Wangda's shoulder.
When he raised his hand again, several words were printed on Gui Wangda's shoulder.
"Haha, it turns out to be a prank, very interesting." Ghost King Da turned to look at Tan Wenjie, then looked at the doctor, "Very interesting, really...what is that!"
Doctor: "This? A new leg prepared for you."
"what?"
The door opens and closes.
Tan Wenjie watched the man who claimed to be a prank expert leave. It was true that every person had a different face. Even though Gu Jing looked very much like Leon and the takeaway boy, he could clearly feel the difference between the three.
"Doctor, how is your chip going?"
"very perfect!"
As the two chatted, the doctor walked up to the Ghost King Da and felt around him.
There was an infatuated expression on her face, which made Tan Wenjie unable to help but step back and keep some distance.
Danger!
Ghost King Da: "No, no!...Hmm?"
He looked at the doctor in confusion, and it didn't hurt at all.
"it's over?"
The doctor reluctantly withdrew his hand: "I just did a basic examination on your body. Your body is simply perfect, so much stronger than that of ordinary people. With your body data, I can make a more perfect robot in the future."
Tan Wenjie expressed doubt as to whether he was really strong or just pretending. He thought that Tiedan and several other security guards should also be checked.
"Huh, you should have said it earlier." Gui Wangda breathed a sigh of relief.
He could still afford this level of cost.
"Hey, hey, what are you doing with a hand saw?" Ghost King Da looked at the doctor in horror.
"I'll help you change your legs." The doctor smiled. "Don't be afraid. I've dissected hundreds of corpses. I'm a professional."
Sweat broke out on Gui Wangda's forehead.
It sounds dangerous.
"Doctor, I don't think it's possible." Tan Wenjie spoke up to stop him.
"Yes, yes, that's not possible! It's not that my legs are disabled and I can't use them." Gui Wangda nodded repeatedly, and then saw Tan Wenjie took out an electric saw.
"Buzz!" the chainsaw roared.
"Use this, it's faster and he won't feel the pain."
Ghost King Da: "Let me saw off your leg and see if it hurts!"
……
"Eh? It really doesn't hurt."
The ghost king jumped on the spot.
The leg replacement surgery was very successful. The method may have been a little primitive and bloody, but the whole process went smoothly, and there were no extra parts that were not installed after the leg replacement.
"The data collection is almost done." said the doctor.
Ghost King Da: "Didn't you just say to collect data?"
"How is it possible to have such advanced technology to collect data just by touching it?" The doctor was wiping the blood off his face with a towel.
When he was helping Gui Wangda change his legs just now, he accidentally sawed off several arteries, staining his white coat blood red.
"Thank you, Ajie." Gui Wangda looked at Tan Wenjie, "You helped heal my leg. I have nothing to repay you. You can take my broken leg back and make soup."
"I don't eat fat."
"Can you leave it to me?" the doctor suddenly asked.
"Do you want to use it?"
"I took a dog's leg before, and now I want to give it back." The doctor said and looked at the two people.
There was no reaction from either of them.
The Doctor: “Isn’t it funny?”
"Cold jokes that are personal attacks are not funny." Tan Wenjie, who had been attacked by bootlickers once, shook his head, and Gui Wangda expressed his agreement.
The Ghost King Da jumped away, ready to come back anytime for inspection and satisfaction.
Tan Wenjie is looking forward to seeing how powerful the Devil Muscle Man will be when he returns to his peak, but what he is most looking forward to now is the doctor's transformation ability.
"Can it be modified without damaging the original ability?"
Tan Wenjie took out the staff, which he had no use for at ordinary times, so when he had to take out a magical tool as a sacrifice, Tan Wenjie chose it without hesitation.
"How do you want to transform it?"
"I don't have enough hands, so I can't use many weapons." Tan Wenjie raised his two hands. "You see, I only have two hands. Holding a chainsaw with one hand and a machete with the other is already the limit."
"I can transform you into one with three heads and six arms, just like Nezha. If you need it, you can also transform into one with thirty heads and sixty arms."
"Thank you for your kindness. I am very satisfied with my original self."
The doctor's eyes were full of regret. Before he met Tan Wenjie, the Devil Muscle Man was definitely a perfect research subject, but now perfection is also a little imperfect.
Unfortunately, Tan Wenjie disagreed, and the doctor had to give up with regret.
After checking the staff, he shook his head.
"The material is very ordinary, but it has a very special energy field."
"Please don't speak so professionally." said Tan Wenjie.
I also complained in my heart that no matter how professional you speak, it cannot change the fact that you, like Leon, are mentally ill people who rely on their imagination. Don't make me mistakenly judge that you are the real deal.
"I can't guarantee that I won't destroy it. My advice is that it's best not to do so." The doctor said seriously, "However, I have a research subject who previously proposed a hypothesis that I find very interesting."
"Oh?"
"Lethal weapons are fused into one, yet they can each exert their own capabilities, without interfering with each other, yet they can be used as one weapon."
"Oh!"
The doctor met Tan Wenjie's gaze, nodded and said seriously: "Yes, I can help you make an external pendant to connect the different..."
He hesitated and pointed at the staff.
"Magic weapon!" said Tan Wenjie.
The doctor nodded: "Put different instruments together so that you can use them with one hand."
"that would be great."
The investment is worth it.
"By the way, what does the prototype of the invention of the person you mentioned look like?"
"Let me look for it."
The doctor looked around for a while, then held up a bunch of strange things and said, "I'll kill you for 3000!"
……
At the Global Elite Sports Center, all the major players sat in their seats with bruised faces and noses, and the atmosphere was gloomy.
Sitting in the main seat was a smiling man who looked like Dawn.
He adjusted his glasses and said, "I heard that you were defeated by one person, and he only used one move?"
"That kid's leg skills are very powerful. It's not that we are not strong enough, it's that he is too abnormal." Black Bear defended.
Others nodded.
Everyone in the sports center saw them being beaten up. In just half a day, Tan Wenjie became a super master in the sports center, and even Gui Wangda’s grocery store business was booming.
It would be strange if they, as stepping stones, were in a good mood.
"If you go up, you will be beaten up just the same."
"Me?" The man adjusted his black-framed glasses. "I'll let him know who is the strongest. Even ancient boxing techniques won't work."
"Ancient boxing?" Several people were puzzled.
"What a loser! He dares to come here without even knowing what tactics the enemy is using."
"What did you say!"
"Do you think you are better than us?"
There was a rumbling sound in the room.
One head smashed the wall, then another, until the entire wall was gone, leaving only a door standing.
"Click" the door handle is pressed down.
The door opened, and an elegant man with black-framed glasses walked out with a smile, clapping his hands.
The director of the sports center, who had already heard the noise, stared at the scene in amazement.
"This, this, this..."
"Director, let's go and issue a challenge."
"War, with whom?"
"He brings all departments of the Global Elite Sports Center into disrepute. But in my opinion, other than karate, the others are just for show. There's no need to keep them."
The director asked, “Isn’t that a bit too extreme?”
People join the sports center not to become masters. Maybe they like a certain boxing master or a certain girl. How can they make money with only karate?
It is said that Taekwondo has no combat power and fighting is like dancing, but who can resist the pretty girls who punch the gangsters to get excited? Without them, there would be no membership money.
"Listen to me, the Global Elite Sports Center only needs the strongest department!"
Director: “Uh…”
Forget it, if you want to fight, then go ahead. If you make a big noise, just treat it as advertising, but no department will be disbanded.
If you don't have connections, do you really think that this director will pay attention to you? You are good at fighting? What's the point of being able to fight?
On the surface, the director didn't dare to show the slightest expression.
When the director and the karate master arrived at the grocery store, they found that it was already crowded. A few handsome guys playing football were standing aside with the ball in their arms, looking pitiful.
The venue is gone.
Some people hit themselves with feather dusters, some fry chestnuts with their hands, and some play with yo-yos.
"Bang" someone bumped into the eldest brother.
"Ugh!" The other person bent over and vomited.
The eldest brother quickly took two steps back to create some distance.
The man spat for a while, waved his hands and said, "I'm sorry, the Lightning Poison Dragon Drill is too difficult to practice."
Many people were spinning in circles, and then they started vomiting. It was a very shocking scene.
"If you want to practice martial arts, you must be able to endure hardships. I have made an agreement that even if you can't persist and give up, I won't refund your money! Not refunding money is the principle of our sect!" The voice of Gui Wangda came.
He was surrounding several female students, teaching them step by step how to use the extremely lethal Blood Dropper.
"Ada!" the director waved.
"Director, why are you here?" Gui Wangda immediately put on a smiling face and trotted over.
"Hey, your legs?"
"Completely healed!" Gui Wangda patted his thigh.
"Is your left leg the one you have injured?"
"I forgot too. Sorry, just make do with it."
The eldest senior brother on the side looked at Ghost King Da nervously.
Only an expert can tell an expert apart. The moment he saw Ghost King Da, he felt that the other party was very strong. If his combat power was only 6000, his was at least 10000!
I was too careless. I didn't expect that the ancient boxing skill that my master had mentioned, the devil muscle man, had been crippled. Now it has not only recovered but has even emerged from its cocoon and become a butterfly, making a further step forward.
A drop of sweat slid down his forehead quickly and ran down his cheek.
Tick.
The Devil Muscle Man's stance is very casual.
Turn the yellowed vest up and wear it as a men's bikini.
But he felt that no matter which direction he attacked from, he was no match for the Devil Muscle Man.
The director nodded, without asking further questions about why the lame leg could be healed. He put his hands behind his back and coughed lightly twice.
"Ahem, Ada, I heard that you seem to have accepted an apprentice, and he has brought a bad influence to the sports center."
"Director, that's not my apprentice, he's just a guy who bought the magic oil, it has nothing to do with me."
The eldest brother opened his eyes wide.
Such a master actually kowtowed to a director who had no power at all. It was a shame for all martial artists.
"Really? That's the best, but your ancient boxing skills are still pretty good." The director looked around.
There are many students who come here to learn, and the activities they play are not as dangerous as fighting and killing, but yo-yo and spinning, and they do not require a venue.
The only dangerous thing might be roasting chestnuts, just wear gloves.
This is the perfect sports department that the sports center needs that is truly safe and profitable!
Gui Wangda's eyes lit up: "Can I go back and open the ancient boxing club again?"
"This is it~"
"I know all the rules."
The two men looked at each other, each taking what they wanted, and laughed.
The eldest senior brother on the side shouted, "No! You want to open an ancient boxing club? You must defeat me first!"
He somersaulted backwards and quickly tore off his upper body clothes, revealing his muscular upper body.
"Devil Muscle Man, let's have a competition!"
"Ah! He has such a great body."
"So handsome, I really want to touch it."
The eldest brother was stunned. He was suddenly surrounded by a group of men and women.
"Wait, don't touch it!" he shouted hurriedly, "Don't pull it!"
After finally breaking free, the eldest brother was panting heavily.
I have to say, the feeling of being sought after just now was quite nice.
Suddenly a familiar figure appeared. The eldest brother raised his hand and sent the girl who was rushing towards him away. Now was not the time to pay attention to this group of vulgar fans.
"Ali?"
Ali, who was chewing gum and looking for something, stopped when she heard the shouting.
"It's you, long time no see."
"Yeah, long time no see."
He and Ali had known each other for a long time, and when he came back this time he found that Ali was even more beautiful.
A strong man deserves a beautiful woman.
What highlights a man's status is not what he wears or what car he drives, but the woman around him.
Just as the eldest senior brother was about to ask Ali out, Ali asked, "Have you seen a man who is about the same height as you, but whiter and much more handsome than you. I heard that he beat up the three Black Bears here before."
The eldest brother's mouth twitched.
"It's him again!"
"You saw him?" Ali was surprised.
"Ali, if I defeat him, can you date me?"
"You have a problem with your brain." Ali shook her head. "I like men not because they can fight. If they only know how to fight, what's the difference between them and animals? You are so rude."
Senior Brother: "..."
You just said that he looked so handsome when he beat up the three Black Bears.
(End of this chapter)