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Eriri finally pulled her foot out of Kyosuke's mouth.
"Ahem... ahem."
Kyosuke knelt on the ground, coughing and adjusting his jaw with his hand. Opening his mouth for a long time made him feel that his jaw could not close.
After he recovered enough to speak normally, Kyosuke looked at Eriri with a painful expression and offered his suggestion: "Sorry, next time if you want to play like this again, please take off your socks first. It will be easier to pull them out with bare feet."
"shut up!"
Eriri, who was sitting next to Kyosuke and checking her white stockings that were covered with Kyosuke's saliva, was so angry that she threw her socks directly at Kyosuke's face.
Eriri's face flushed as she looked at Kyosuke angrily and said, "You're taking advantage of me. Just be content. It's rare to have a beautiful girl like me willing to do...do...do this kind of thing for you. I don't believe your wife will play this kind of game with you in the future."
"But it's not good at all." Kyosuke pinched his throat with his hands and complained with lingering fear, not noticing that Eriri's face was getting darker and darker. "Not only is it salty and bitter, but it almost dislocated my jaw."
This is actually the truth. Eriri is still a human being no matter what, so her sweat definitely doesn't smell good. But knowing is one thing, and saying it out loud is another.
So Kyosuke explained very well what he had been saying all along——
If you seek death, you will die.
"Go to hell!"
Infuriated, Eriri kicked Kyosuke's chin with her foot, which was still wearing leather shoes.
“Ah—ah—!”
Hearing Kyosuke's screams like a castrated chicken coming from upstairs, Sayuri, who was eavesdropping at the stairs, shook her head helplessly. She reached out and stroked Mordred's head and said, "Mo-chan, you have to take this as a warning. You must not become like Eriri-chan, understand?"
"Don't worry, Sayuri. I will definitely listen to you."
Mordred quickly made a promise to Sayuri. It was easy for her to act good in front of the other party.
After hearing this, Sayuri hugged Mordred and said, "Yeah, you are worthy of being Mordred~ You are so obedient."
"W...what? What happened?...Oh!"
Spencer, who was lying on the ground, regained consciousness. He shook his head and tried to get up, but was kicked unconscious by Mordred, who discovered that he had woken up.
"Huh? What just happened? Is he awake?"
Hearing the noise, Sayuri looked around curiously.
"No Sayuri, you heard wrong."
Mordred fell directly into Sayuri's arms, and she closed her eyes comfortably feeling the embrace of her long-dreamed-of mother.
"Nothing, you heard it wrong."
Mordred in Sayuri's arms repeated the sentence softly.
PS1: This is the amount owed from the previous bounty. There are still 5 more chapters to go. Mi-chan will pay it all back within October.
PS2: Let me complain about the word “插” (insert), why is it a sensitive word no matter what word it is paired with?
Chapter 26 Mashu: The worst thing in life is that you screw yourself over but you don’t even know it
Eriri looked at the small stall on her left with joy, drooling at the takoyaki that had just come out of the oven.
"Kyosuke, look at this takoyaki, it's really good."
"Yeah... I see. One takoyaki, please."
Kyosuke took out a banknote from his wallet and handed it over. After taking the takoyaki, he didn't bother to get the change and just dragged Eriri away.
Seeing Kyosuke who seemed a little absent-minded, Eriri complained in dissatisfaction: "Hmm~ Kyosuke, what are you doing? The atmosphere of the entire school festival has been ruined."
"Whose fault do you think this is? Get one thing clear before you say that. You almost kicked my jaw off!"
Kyosuke complained to Eriri while rubbing his chin. He still felt that his chin was slightly out of place.
"What? It's obviously your fault. How dare you say that to a beautiful girl like that? If there's no Heavenly Punishment, it must be too polite to you."
Seeing Kyosuke looking at her with such scrutinizing eyes, Eriri felt a little guilty. She turned her head away from Kyosuke's sight and played with her ponytail with her fingers. "I know, it's my fault, isn't it? Here, I'll give you a takoyaki as a token of my consolation."
As she spoke, Eriri picked up a takoyaki with a bamboo skewer and stood on tiptoe to hand it to Kyosuke.
"Come on, ah~"
"..."
Kyosuke looked in silence at the steaming takoyaki that was handed to his mouth.
"Kyosuke, ah~"
"..."
It's so hot and you brought it to me, aren't you afraid that my tongue will get blisters?
"a!"
Having lost her patience, Eriri kicked him directly.
"hiss--"
Kyosuke accidentally opened his mouth because of the pain, so Eriri took this opportunity to stuff the takoyaki in her hand directly into Kyosuke's mouth.
"Ah...it's so hot...it hurts!"
Being attacked from both sides, Kyosuke could only hop on one foot with one hand covering his leg, and fan his steaming mouth with the other hand. The people around him quickly fled in all directions to avoid this guy who suddenly went crazy.
Kyosuke's funny look made Eriri burst out laughing.
"dare you laugh!"
"Tsk, you found this yourself."
Eriri put her hands on her hips and looked at Kyosuke unwillingly.
"Alright, alright. Let's both stop making trouble."
Kyosuke knew that if they continued like this, neither of them would have a good time at the school festival, so he raised his hands in a gesture of surrender.
"Tsk."
Faced with Kyosuke who was so willing to give in, Eriri had no better solution. She could only continue to blow bubbles at Kyosuke to express her dissatisfaction.
"My little ancestor, what do you want to do?"
Kyosuke was so annoyed by Eriri that he had no choice but to beg for mercy.
"feed me."
"What kind of rice?"
"what--"
Eriri didn't say it a second time. She opened her little mouth and pointed inside at Kyosuke.
"Um...I think..."
"what--"
“There are a lot of people here...”
"what--"
"...Okay, I give up."
Kyosuke could only take the takoyaki box that Eriri handed to him, pick out one from it with a bamboo stick and then hand it to Eriri's mouth.
"Let me make a deal beforehand. If you dare burn my mouth, I'll stuff the remaining takoyaki into your crotch in front of everyone, and then tie your pants into a knot with a rope."
"Come on, have you been with Mordred for so long that you've become like her? How could I possibly do such a thing?"
Kyosuke, whose thoughts were guessed, could only roll his eyes and blow on the takoyaki he took out. After confirming the temperature with his lips, he put the little thing into Eriri's mouth.
"Mmm... smells so good~"
Eriri's whole face was filled with happiness.
"As long as you like it."
Kyousuke nodded and tried to put the takoyaki box away, but Eriri said, "Go on."
"Um...can't we just sit over there and eat?"
Kyosuke felt that he seemed important.
"No, here it is. I think this is just right."
"All right……"
Kyosuke glanced awkwardly at the crowd around him and found that many people were whistling at him.
"I don't care..." Kyosuke blew the loose hair on his forehead up, then he picked up an octopus ball with a bamboo stick, blew it cool with his mouth, and then handed it to Eriri's mouth.
"Come on, open your mouth."
“Ah—Hmm~”
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A few stalls away, Merlin and Mashu were lying in the green belt, secretly observing Kyosuke and Eriri with binoculars.
"Tsk tsk, look at their sweet little faces~ I really want to be one of them, don't you think? Mashu-chan? Ah——!"
As expected, Merlin was kicked by Mash.
"Eri is definitely putting on a show, being so intimate with Kyousuke in public. Now most people in the school will subconsciously think that they are together. And this is all your fault!"
Mashu's words showed great anger.
"OK, it's all my fault, okay? I thought Sayuri and the others would be furious if I put them in a corner playing S and M games. I didn't expect this young mother to be so open-minded."
Merlin spread his hands and explained to Mash.
"But I did succeed in making Spencer's impression of Kyousuke worse, so it wasn't a wasted effort."
Mash put down the telescope and looked back at Merlin with a look of disgust: "That's useless! Spencer has no status in the family at all. Even Mo-chan can bark at him."
"So what? He should have a say in something that affects the child's life, right?"
"Yeah." Mash's eyes became more contemptuous, and it was unclear whether it was for Merlin or Spencer. "So when the Sawamura family is having a meeting to discuss this matter, he will be knocked unconscious by Mo-chan and locked in the storage room, and will be released after Sayuri-san gets married. Based on my familiarity with Mo-chan, she will definitely do this. Because only in this way can she kick Eriri, the light bulb, to Kyosuke, and then she only needs to use a little trick to drive Spencer out of the house and everything will be fine. In this way, she can move into the Sawamura family with the king abandoned by Kyosuke and live a happy life with Sayuri."