Chapter 283: A flaming red bird that looks like a chicken
Nothing happened and nothing was said that night, only the bright moon faded away, until the next morning, when the sun rose and Hong Town welcomed a new day.
"Huhuhu~"
Ning Changge, who was sleeping soundly, suddenly felt a tightness in his chest and had difficulty breathing, as if someone was lying on him.
Instinctively, Ning Changge stretched out his hand to get the person off his chest, but as soon as his hand came out of the quilt, a clear and pleasant voice came to his ears:
"Good morning, brother."
(Hmm? Brother, when did I get a younger sister?)
Ning Changge opened his eyes sleepily. He wanted to see who called him brother. He looked curiously and saw a pair of light red starry eyes. The eyes were as clear as autumn water. Looking at them, Ning Changge seemed to be able to see the confusion in his own eyes when he just woke up.
"Oh, it's Yan Ji. I was wondering who would call me brother so sweetly. Good morning, little Yan Ji."
As he spoke, Ning Changge smiled slightly, and the hand that was originally intended to push someone down suddenly placed on Yan Ji's head, gently stroking her soft black hair.
"When did you escape? I remember adding a command to the jade pendant before. You can't come out without my permission."
Xiao Yanji squinted her starry eyes comfortably, and seemed to enjoy the touch from her "poop shoveler" (Ning Changge):
"When my brother kissed me before, you said you would take me out to play for a month. Then I stayed at Sister Huang Quan's place the whole time and didn't go back to sleep."
I kissed her? When did I become so perverted as to treat a little phoenix...Oh, I remember, it was the last time on the mountain when I asked her to come out to help boil water for Shi Qingyi to eat, but can that be called a kiss?
When Ning Changge thought of this, his slender hand that was rubbing her black hair suddenly knocked on her head and said unhappily:
"What do you mean I kissed you? You were the one who was forcing me to kiss you! I asked you to come out to help boil water, but you took advantage of me not noticing and hugged me and nibbled on my mouth, leaving my face covered in saliva. Luckily, Master didn't notice the kitchen at the time, otherwise you would have turned into a roast chicken."
Xiao Yanji stuck out her tongue and said, "I know I was wrong, brother. Next time I won't spit on your face."
Ning Changge glared at her and said, "Are you still thinking about the next time?!"
"Then next time?" After saying that, little Yan Ji snuggled into Ning Changge's arms, covered her head with the quilt, and didn't dare to look at him. She seemed to know that after saying this, she would be in trouble.
Ning Changge felt helpless and somewhat amused when seeing this. What was amusing was her childish behavior of covering her ears and stealing the bell, but what was helpless was that to this fairy jade spirit, he treated her more like a sister. Although there was love between men and women, it was far inferior to the love between brothers and sisters.
Ning Changge would think the same no matter who it was. After all, who wouldn't feel sorry for a sister who would rather suffer further harm herself than let her brother take advantage of the back door?
After waiting for a long time without getting to eat the bad fruit, Xiao Yanji couldn't help but lift a corner of the quilt. In the dark quilt, there was only a pair of bright red eyes blinking curiously, as if saying: Brother, why are you suddenly silent?
"What else can I say? Asking you not to kiss me sounds so fake and unrealistic." Ning Changge said helplessly, and opened the quilt completely, then rubbed her little head again:
"It's not that I don't allow you to kiss me, but you call me brother. Have you ever seen a sister kissing her brother on the mouth? Isn't this messing around?"
When Xiao Yanji heard this, she knew that Ning Changge had no intention of blaming her anymore, and she immediately whispered back:
"It's not a kiss. I just recognize you as my brother. I like to call you brother. Kissing is just a way for me to show that I like you."
Ning Changge gently pinched Yan Ji's nose and said with a smile: "You are such a little rascal. I found that I really underestimated you. You didn't say that in the jade pendant space at that time."
Xiao Yanji blinked and made a confused expression: "What did I say? I can't remember it."
"If you can't remember, just stay in bed and think about it carefully. You are not allowed to go anywhere today." Ning Changge pretended to be fierce.
Upon hearing this, Xiao Yanji immediately raised the little white flag of surrender. She hugged Ning Changge's neck tightly and begged, "No, brother!"
Ning Changge didn't want to scare her too much, but he still had to go through the necessary procedures: "Do you know you're wrong? Will you dare to force a kiss on your brother next time?"
"I know I was wrong."
"Very good, there's more." Ning Changge said with a smile, but the next second Xiao Yanji's answer made his smile freeze on his face.
"Next time, let my brother forcefully kiss me. This way, I won't have to worry about the siblings messing around, because it's my sister's own free will, hehe!"
Ning Changge: “…”
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Ning Changge was almost fainted by the anger of this little phoenix, but he finally got up, washed up, ate the breakfast brought by the servants, and went to find Wang Baoguo, Han Feiyu and others.
He finally understood that little Yan Ji did it on purpose. She was taking advantage of her brother's identity as a younger sister and all she wanted to do was take advantage of him.
"Sure enough, what a certain mother named Zhang said is right. The more beautiful a woman is, the less you can trust her words. This is true even for monsters."
Ning Changge sighed sincerely.
"Chirp, chirp, chirp!" At this time, a fiery red bird that looked like a chicken on Ning Changge's shoulder suddenly chirped.
Along the way, the servants of the palace thought that this immortal from the Qingyun Immortal Sect raised a chicken. When they heard the chicken's crowing, they thought she was hungry.
However, only Ning Changge knew what Xiao Yanji wanted to say:
"What? This mother surnamed Zhang is really abominable. What I said is absolutely true! I am 100% willing, not even a little unwilling!"
Ning Changge glanced at the fiery red bird on his shoulder. Xiao Yanji said that this was her true form, a phoenix, but no matter how Ning Changge looked at it, this thing didn't look like a phoenix. Calling it a chicken was a bit of an insult to Brother Ji.
All chickens have full wings, but the feathers on her body are short and sparse. If it didn't feel smooth and comfortable to the touch, Ning Changge would have really suspected that her phoenix bloodline was leaking.
Xiao Yanji seemed to know what Ning Changge was thinking, and hurriedly explained: "Brother, don't despise me, this is just my childhood appearance, my true form will be a thousand times more beautiful than this."
"I don't dislike you." Ning Changge smiled and shook his head: "I'm just curious, how did you become like this? Weren't you very beautiful in the jade pendant space?"