Chapter 281 Dating, but with 2 people at the same time

Chapter 281 Dating, but with 2 people at the same time

Chapter 281 Dating, but with two people at the same time
[After diligent practice, you have successfully taken the "Wood Pile Dafa" to a higher level]

Wood Stake Technique lv2 (1/120), upper limit of health +5, wind magic comprehension +1, thunder magic comprehension +1, can summon giant trees, mana consumption: 10.

Tan Wenjie grabbed the digestive tablet and stuffed it into his mouth.

After making a special trip to Zhu Er's home, Tan Wenjie continued to focus on his cultivation, which meant spending every day in the Chongguang Mental Hospital.

It is certain that there are hidden dragons and crouching tigers here.

Finally, I succeeded in bringing the wooden stake technique to a new level.

Summoning giant trees is not important, but it is very important to enhance one's physical attributes after practicing this technique. Other techniques that can increase one's attributes are "Purple Cloud Heart Technique" and "Tathagata Palm".

Skills are important, but three-dimensional attributes are fundamental.

Ring, ring, ring. The phone suddenly starts ringing.

"Hey?"

"Mr. Tan, it's me! Bang, bang, bang!"

There were anxious voices and gunshots coming from the phone.

"who are you?"

"Bugs."

"Bug?" Tan Wenjie raised his head and looked forward.

Some surprises.

Chong Chong said, "You are at my uncle's place, right? Time is very tight now. A robot from a foreign country wants to attack us."

Tan Wenjie did not answer immediately, but looked ahead.

The doctor, Axing and Chongchong were chatting. Li Zexing completely took on the role of a tool and often helped the doctor with experiments.

"Are you still there? Speak quickly." An urging voice came from the phone.

"You don't need to say it, let me say it for you, I'm Chong Chong." Chong Chong has already walked over.

The phone call was so loud that you could hear it clearly even if you were standing nearby.

"I found you." The phone hung up.

Several people looked at each other.

"A woman was pretending to be me."

A powerful enemy is about to arrive, but everyone, including the Doctor, remains calm.

Although Li Zexing's body, which has been upgraded with chips, is still made of materials costing 6000 yuan, his abilities have been upgraded several times, and his actual application is beyond imagination.

On the other hand, Iron Man forged 6000 million US dollars using similar technology to Li Zexing, except that his body was filled with all kinds of weapons, and the weapons were expensive.

Similarly, Li Zexing’s cost is cheap because he is equipped with household appliances and kitchen utensils.

It is not certain who will win or lose in a fight.

"You didn't tell him the address?"

"He hung up the phone too quickly."

After a brief discussion, the few of them decided to go about their own business and leave it to Li Zexing to deal with the arrival of the Armored Dragon costing 6000 million.

"Mr. Tan, the first version of Kill You 3000 is freshly released. Would you like to take a look?" the doctor asked excitedly.

"Where is it?"

"This is it."

"A belt?"

"How about putting all kinds of top-notch killing weapons on your belt so you can use them whenever you want?"

"I want one hand that can be used at the same time."

Convenient and easy to use, strong and grass-resistant, as well as beautiful.

If it doesn’t look pretty, that’s okay.

"I understand." The doctor scratched his head and walked away while thinking.

Ring, ring, the phone rang again. Li Zexing picked up the phone and walked out. I don't know what they did, but when he came back, he was holding a half-broken mechanical body in his hand, and dropping things as he walked.

Bullets, rockets, grenades...

A mobile arsenal.

But if it's just an arsenal, the threat level can only be described as... average.

The mechanical body, which was not completely dead, was still talking, but it immediately fell silent after the doctor picked up the hand saw and started sawing.

"This chip has been eliminated." The doctor took the chip out of the RoboCop, broke it with some disgust, and threw it into the trash can.

At four o'clock in the afternoon, the zombie Uncle Dong version of the King of Variety was finally released.

Tan Wenjie walked around the zombie and could not see any problems from its appearance. Even if he poked it lightly with his finger, it felt as hard as pure iron.

Judging from its original state alone, the zombie is still the invulnerable zombie.

However, it is difficult to determine what modifications have been made to the interior.

"Why did you change him into a Qing dynasty official robe?"

“Zombies.”

Stereotypes, good.

"What can he do now?" asked Tan Wenjie.

"I can't do anything. You won't let me enter the home encyclopedia, so I'm just a regular zombie."

Tan Wenjie thought about it, took out the soul-killing nail from the suitcase and put it into the zombie Uncle Dong’s hand.

After a very strange fusion, the Soul-Destroying Nail disappeared.

The zombie suddenly stretched out his right hand, and his middle finger turned into a soul-killing nail.

"interesting."

"Not only that, zombies can also transform into flying swords."

In Tan Wenjie's eyes, the zombie suddenly stood up and fell flat on the ground. "That's it?"

"I have never seen a flying sword. As long as you let him fuse a flying sword, he should be able to fly."

"Why should I give it to him when I already have a flying sword?" Tan Wenjie asked back.

It is hard to say whether it is cooler to pretend to be an immortal in the sky while standing on a handsome flying sword or to fly in the sky while standing on a zombie, because aesthetics is very subjective.

But it must be more convenient to pick up girls while riding on a flying sword.

Other aspects did meet Tan Wenjie's needs. There was a huge space inside the zombie's body, allowing Tan Wenjie to carry a lot of things.

The zombie Uncle Dong with low IQ and the twin girls can play the greatest role after working together, and they can even integrate a few more useless things, such as the red and white zombies who are afraid of electricity. Tan Wenjie himself is best at thunder magic, and he cannot cooperate with the two of them.

Thinking about it, Tan Wenjie stuffed some more things into it, such as a motorcycle, the pistol he got from Lyon, and even a part of the body of the Iron Dragon that Li Zexing had just disassembled. There were a lot of ammunition in it, and none of it was wasted.

After making an appointment to come back to see Kill You 3000 in a few days, Tan Wenjie left.

After he stopped practicing ancient martial arts at the Global Elite Sports Center, his afternoons were suddenly free.

My physical strength has not recovered yet and my magic power has been almost consumed.

"Would you like to go on a date?"

……

"I shouldn't have thought that."

Tan Wenjie glanced at Ali, then at Yunluo, and finally at Xiaoman.

Xiao Man, who was very dissatisfied with Tan Wenjie's philandering, wanted to glare at him, but she regretted it as soon as she made the expression and immediately lowered her head.

In terms of rank, the Flower of the World is definitely not as good as the former No. 1 Beauty in the Martial Arts World.

But Ali also has advantages that Yunluo definitely does not have. As a young girl at the end of the 20th century, she is not reserved or shy, and always takes action when facing Tan Wenjie.

In fact, apart from these, Tan Wenjie is still quite happy.

Don't fight for me.

It was a pity that it didn’t rain and no one was dancing.

During the rare leisure time, Tan Wenjie took Yunluo and Ali, who "accidentally" and "happened to" be together, to the department store to buy things.

Shopping will never go out of style.

With several million in his hand, Tan Wenjie had no feeling about spending money. He also noticed a long time ago that there were two large money boxes under the milk box under Leon's bed. If he had no money, he would ask Leon to borrow. Anyway, he had no intention of paying it back. He believed that Leon would be very happy if he came back with a box of milk.

"There are two pretty girls over there. Let me teach you how to strike up a conversation with them." Tan Wenjie heard the sound of three men chatting in the distance.

Those two pretty girls shouldn’t be on my side, since there are three girls on my side.

Although Xiaoman is not that eye-catching, she can be considered a cute and naive girl. But being with Yunluo makes her seem inconspicuous. She can cook, do laundry and make meals, and doesn't mind her husband having three wives and four concubines. Moreover, she can guarantee that she has never had any intimate contact with any man before getting married.

Ordinary people can thank their ancestors for blessing them if they can find a girlfriend like this.

"How do I flirt?"

"Take out our business card. Have you forgotten what we do? An advertising company. Tell her that she is very beautiful and suitable to be our model."

"You have it!"

"I've used this trick to take down several people."

"How do we divide it when there are only two?"

"The quick hand gets the quick hand."

"But they have male companions."

"Easier. Someone get that guy out of the way."

A few minutes later, when Tan Wenjie saw someone walking up to him and wanting to talk to him alone, he realized that he was really the target they were talking about.

He himself was not angry, but what did Xiaoman do to you that was ignored.

Tan Wenjie looked at the other person with a smile. He was quite familiar with this face, Charlie Cao.

"Brother, can you please spare me a moment to talk?"

"Pick up girls?"

"Charlie" had no expression on his face when he was exposed. They had acted as a group many times, and it was not like they had never pried open the boyfriends of women before. Moreover, the quality of the two women this time was extremely good, so he had to go for it.

"Ajie! We've chosen and paid."

"coming."

Tan Wenjie nodded to "Charlie" and paid.

When Charlie saw the long bill, his eyes turned white, his head went blank, and he stepped back immediately.

"Bai Lan, what are you doing? Didn't you say to lead the people away?" The two good friends looked at their friend who had retreated and took the initiative to go up to him and ask.

"Don't even think about it. You can't get it."

They take out advertising company business cards to pick up girls, and as long as the girl is vain, she will definitely fall for it. But if she spends hundreds of thousands of dollars in minutes when shopping with a man, the advertising company's business card is nothing.

Looking at the figures of Tan Wenjie and the other three leaving, they could only envy them.

"I don't know what to do tonight."

"Don't think too much, let's go drink somewhere else."

"Wait, there's another pretty girl over there, and she seems to be alone!"

The three men spotted their hunting target, rubbed their hands and immediately chased after them, but immediately realized something was wrong after catching up.

"Wait, why did she go up to chat up that man? He already has two female companions."

"It must be a misunderstanding. I didn't know he had a woman."

"We can't let him succeed!"

There were three of them alone, but that man already had two beauties by his side, yet there were still women approaching him.

It's amazing that he is rich, handsome and has a good temperament.

(End of this chapter)