Chapter 284 Sorry, I can't help myself
Chapter 284 Sorry, I can't help myself
"My head is a little dizzy."
"There's a chair over there, please sit down."
"My name is Bingqi."
"Hello Miss Bing."
"This is my English name. My last name is not Bing."
"..."
"I think it's time for me to go home."
"I'm going home too."
"Which direction is your home?"
"Forget it. It's definitely not on the way anyway."
"..."
The female ghost Bingqi has experienced a setback in her ghost life. Why is it so difficult for her to get closer to him? Besides, doesn’t he have two girlfriends? Now he behaves like a fool. How can he pick up girls?
"I already have a girlfriend." said Tan Wenjie.
"You...what did you say?" Bingqi was startled by his sudden straight shot.
It turns out that it's not that he didn't see through me, he just wanted to distance himself from me and pretended to be indifferent.
"Do you believe in love at first sight?"
"Do not believe."
The words were stuck in her throat. It was the first time she felt a tightness in her chest after being dead for so long.
"I don't care about status. I fell in love with you the first time I saw you." Bingqi opened her big eyes and looked into Tan Wenjie's eyes with an innocent yet affectionate look.
The eyes are bigger, conveying richer and more intense emotions.
"You were just attracted by her beauty, it wasn't love at first sight." Tan Wenjie said, "It's impossible for us to be together."
"But I'm sure!"
"But I can't cheat easily." Tan Wenjie said righteously.
Bingqi: “…”
It felt weird coming out of your mouth.
Is it okay to not be casual?
It was a complete failure. If Tan Wenjie had not happened to live in that villa, Bingqi would rather find someone else, even the Bai Lan family and others would be better than Tan Wenjie.
No wonder the contact address is in the mental hospital, he is mentally abnormal.
"It's getting late." Tan Wenjie walked out of the department store, "Miss Bing, where is your home? Maybe I can take you home on the way."
Bingqi smiled happily: "Okay."
She really thought that the other person was a loyal person, but it turned out that she was very good at the pursuit part.
They hailed a taxi on the side of the road. When Bingqi told him the address, Tan Wenjie was surprised: "Your house is so close to the house I'm renting now."
"Really?" Bingqi was also surprised, "It seems that we are really destined to be together."
Because the driver was there, the two of them only had a superficial conversation and did not go into depth. For example, Bingqi said that she lived with her mother, sister, and younger brother, a family of four.
"Your family is really rich, with four people living in a villa." Tan Wenjie nodded seriously.
"What about you?"
“There are four people in my family now.”
There are currently four of us in the family, myself and my three wives.
If he included his girlfriend, servants, and so on, the bill would be difficult to calculate. He was worried that his fingers and toes would not be enough, so he had to borrow other people's toes.
"What a coincidence." Bingqi said in surprise.
Tan Wenjie nodded. It was indeed a coincidence. He already knew who the thing that was hiding in the haunted house all day was.
The other party did not show up directly, but used a roundabout tactic to find me. He really knows how to have fun.
"Ah!" Bingqi suddenly exclaimed.
Just now, the driver suddenly stepped on the accelerator to turn the corner, and Bingqi subconsciously threw herself into Tan Wenjie's arms.
Tan Wenjie subconsciously stretched out his left hand to grab her wrist, and put his right hand on her neck.
"I..." Bingqi looked at Tan Wenjie and her cheeks quickly turned red.
Their posture was a little too ambiguous. Bingqi tried to sit up from lying in Tan Wenjie's arms, but found that Tan Wenjie's right hand was still around the back of her neck.
"I'm sorry, I couldn't help it." Tan Wenjie apologized sincerely.
He really couldn't control it. He grabbed the neck with one hand and lifted it up, and grabbed the wrist with the other hand. He could quickly fold the ghost into a ball, or quickly draw his knife to chop off the ghost's head. His efficiency was very high.
Choke the neck and chop.
But I haven’t seen Bingqi’s family yet, so I can’t be tempted by her, and the family must be together.
Silence returned to the taxi.
When Tan Wenjie looked forward, he found that the taxi driver was winking at him through the rearview mirror, as if trying to take credit.
He was in a bad mood, and the other party's presumptuous behavior almost aroused his greed.
When they arrived at Bingqi's house, Tan Wenjie happily paid the fare and got off the car with Bingqi.
"Would you like to come to my house and have a drink of water?"
"Okay."
In Yin Yang's eyes, Bingqi's house is basically a cemetery.
Three figures floated over, with green faces and looking at Tan Wenjie in a sinister manner. A beautiful female ghost would still be beautiful even if she was bleeding from all seven orifices, but an ordinary-looking ghost would need a lot of makeup to create a good look.
"This is my mother, my sister and my brother." Bingqi introduced the three ghosts.
Tan Wenjie's eyes also swept over the three ghosts as they were introduced.
Very fierce!
No wonder Leon couldn't find them either. It's also possible that Leon had added some kind of setting to himself, causing him to deceive himself.
"This is Ajie, my friend. His house is not far away so he just happened to drop me off on the way."
"Hello, Aunt Bing, Sister Bing, and Brother Bing." Tan Wenjie nodded and greeted them.
The three ghosts had strange smiles on their faces and did not react to Tan Wenjie's address. They looked at him as if he were looking at the delicious meat of Monk Tang.
"Ajie, you're here just in time. Let's sit down and have dinner together."
"That's so embarrassing."
Tan Wenjie turned around and looked around.
Four ghosts and four graves.
I didn't see any tables or chairs.
The downside is that you won't be fooled. Acting depends entirely on your own performance, and it's all performance without props, which really tests the actor's skills.
"Sit over here."
Under their guidance, Tan Wenjie sat on the stone in front of the four ghosts' graves. Seeing Sister Bing bring a plate of air to him, Tan Wenjie's mouth twitched.
Really eating air? You thought I was eating noodles on the Spring Festival Gala.
The acting isn't that great yet.
"What is this?" he asked, looking down.
"steak."
He suddenly felt that the ghosts of the family of four were so pitiful. He used the method of spiritual victory to comfort himself and said that they were steaks. If someone had burned some paper money for them, they would not have ended up in such a miserable state.
Then he turned his gaze and looked at the tributes in front of the tombstone.
The tribute is not fresh. It has been exposed to wind and rain and is no match for the ones in the villa. Forget it, I won’t eat it.
"Oh, I remember now." Sister Bing suddenly said, "We still have to go to the movies today. We are almost late. Mom, little brother, let's go!"
"Let's go! Let's watch a movie!" said little brother Bing.
In Tan Wenjie's sight, the three ghosts made movements to go downstairs, then opened up a space, entered it and disappeared.
The ghostly aura completely disappeared. It seemed that the reason why he couldn't find the other person at all was related to this door.
A single man and a single woman are in the same room, and you can tell what will happen next by looking at Bingqi's expression.
"Don't you want to eat?" Bingqi asked Tan Wenjie while eating the air.
"I'm not hungry."
It really makes people eat the northwest wind to their heart's content. It's too much. I strongly condemn it.
Both of them seemed to know what was going to happen next and suddenly fell silent.
Bingqi stood up and said, "I'm going to take a bath."
"Wait!" Tan Wenjie hesitated, "I have another question to ask, can you give me the answer first?"
"What?" Bingqi was puzzled.
The atmosphere has already been created at "home" just now. As long as Tan Wenjie nods, the rest will fall into place naturally.
If you want to pursue the sense of ritual so much, do you have to confess first?
Tan Wenjie asked very seriously: "Is it true that I can film a commercial if I sleep with you?"
"what?"
"Didn't you say before that you work in an advertising company and that I'm suitable to be a model?" Tan Wenjie was a little embarrassed. "I'm quite interested in becoming famous. I heard that those who want to be stars have to be subject to unspoken rules. It's not that I don't agree, but I want a promise. We men just want a promise to give ourselves more security in the future."
Bingqi: “…”
She thought she had overestimated her ability to bear it and began to question her own charm.
"Are you kidding me?"
"You finally figured it out." Tan Wenjie sniffed lightly, "I can smell the ghost smell on you from two miles away."
"You know I'm a ghost!"
Bingqi faced a machete head-on.
She subconsciously raised her hand and collided with the machete. She screamed, but was not thrown out. Instead, she continued to pounce on Tan Wenjie.
"What a vicious ghost!"
Tan Wenjie kicked Bingqi in the stomach, quickly stepped back to create some distance, and shot at Bingqi with his left hand. The sword shot hit Bingqi, causing her body to tremble.
In terms of the ability to withstand attacks, Bingqi surpassed most of the ghosts that Tan Wenjie had ever seen.
Just as he was about to use the Lightning Thunder Fist, he saw that Bingqi actually wanted to escape. Tan Wenjie's heart moved, and shackles, fetters and ghost book appeared out of thin air behind him.
This was his first time using a magic weapon to catch ghosts.
Although the magic weapon set is more important to one's own bonus, the magic weapon can be used in itself and is extremely powerful.
The three magic weapons are all old, damaged and obsolete, with a quality of 1★. However, one thing they cannot be faked is that they are magic weapons that can only be used by official civil servants of the underworld.
Bingqi had just opened the "door" and half of her body had already gone in, but her left ankle was locked in shackles.
Her face changed, and she saw Tan Wenjie reaching out to grab the other side of the shackles.
"return!"
Bingqi screamed and fell to the ground.
As Tan Wenjie stretched out his hand and pointed, the shackles flew forward and locked Bingqi.
"Hiss, I didn't expect the mana consumption to be so low, comparable to my Lightning Thunder Fist."
As expected, the magic weapons are not so easy to drive, let alone drive three magic weapons at the same time.
The ghost book was unfolded, and the pages of the booklet flipped rustlingly. As Bingqi shook her head and screamed, she pushed it into the ghost book.
The closed booklet flew into Tan Wenjie's hands.
Opening the first page, it was written "Bingqi" and her portrait.
"Ring ring ring"
Tan Wenjie took out his phone and asked, "Who is this?"
"It's me. How are you doing over there?" It sounded like Leon.
"I caught one, and there are three left." Tan Wenjie looked around the cemetery. There were quite a few ghosts lurking, but they were all insignificant wandering ghosts.
Not every ghost wants to be a wandering ghost. Some are abandoned by humans, some are dug up in graves, and some are captured as substitutes. So Tan Wenjie usually turns a blind eye to these ordinary little ghosts that pose no threat, as long as they don't harm anyone.
At this time, the ghosts saw the strength that Tan Wenjie had just displayed, and almost thought that the ghost catcher had come to catch ghosts. They dared not move, for fear of being noticed by Tan Wenjie.
"You caught it?"
"Do you have time tonight?" Tan Wenjie suggested, "Let's go directly to the haunted villa."
"wait for me."
After hanging up the phone, Tan Wenjie returned to the haunted villa and released Bingqi.
Bingqi, who was locked in shackles and fetters, looked listless. This set of magic weapons specially used for ghost catchers had a strong suppressing power, and Tan Wenjie also felt that Bingqi was trying to break free.
Every time the opponent struggles, part of his magic power will be drawn away by the magic weapon to maintain his power.
Both sides were consuming each other's energy. Bingqi's consumption was definitely greater than Tan Wenjie's, which could be seen from her current state.
Sitting on the sofa, the man and the ghost looked at each other.
"We don't need to talk about the rest." Tan Wenjie said, "There is one thing I don't understand, and I want to ask you."
"What?" Bingqi looked at Tan Wenjie. Before dark, she still regarded him as prey.
Now he was a prisoner, and was shackled.
"Why did you save that child today? Doing so is totally inconsistent with your identity."
"Did my identity get exposed because of that action?" Bingqi recalled the situation at that time. It seemed that she took off from the ground because she was too anxious.
If this is the reason, she may not regret it.
"No, you were exposed as soon as you showed up." Tan Wenjie shook his head and pointed at his eyes, "I have a pair of yin and yang eyes."
(End of this chapter)