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Noila Mo: "I haven't done it either, but my mother mentioned it to me."
Han Zhou: "Will your mother still teach you this?"
Noila Mo: “I’ll talk a lot in the evening when I’m bored, but I’ll talk more... First of all, you must do enough foreplay, you must not be impatient, you must be firm but also strong, and you must caress repeatedly, so that it can last at least two hours. Start, make the juice..."
Ouyang Lianyu really couldn't listen anymore, her face was as red as a freshly steamed crab, and her mind went blank——
What did Noila Mo’s mother teach her?
Are parents today able to discuss such intimate issues with their children calmly?
Even if Noila Mo really learned this knowledge, wouldn't it be really embarrassing for a girl to teach boys openly?
And this Han Zhou... How could this kid be so thick-skinned that he would actually ask a girl if she had ever done such a thing?
Ouyang Lianyu took a deep breath and moved her ears again, only to hear Han Zhou say in distress: "Forget it, it sounds too troublesome, I'd better just find a video to learn from it, do you want to watch it with me?"
Mo Yixia: "Let's watch it together."
Shameless and obscene!
Ouyang Lianyu's face turned redder and redder. What on earth was Han Zhou doing? Watching... watching that kind of video in a place like the kitchen... and inviting girls to watch it together?
The key is that Noila Mo actually agreed!
Are all young people today like this?
While he was thinking wildly, Han Zhou suddenly walked out of the kitchen with his mobile phone: "Teacher Ouyang, do you want to take a look at this?"
This guy actually wants to invite me to watch it together?
Ouyang Lianyu's expression changed, and she pretended to be calm and said, "What are you looking at?"
"That's it, how to fry it..."
"No, I don't want to watch!"
Ouyang Lianyu shook his head quickly, hesitated for a while and advised, "Well... Han Zhou, the teacher knows that young people nowadays are more energetic, but it is better for you to watch this kind of video alone at night..."
Han Zhou was stunned: "What does this have to do with being energetic? I just want to ask the teacher if you have ever done this..."
"No! The teacher has never done it! He has no experience to teach you! You are not allowed to ask questions!"
Ouyang Lianyu's face turned red and she denied it like a conditioned reflex. This child was too shameful. Even if he asked his girlfriend, he even asked her...
If you haven't done it, you haven't done it, and it's not something to be ashamed of. What's there to be excited about?
Han Zhou was startled by her excited reaction and looked confused for a moment, but he didn't ask any more questions and wondered: "So you don't have butter at home?"
Huang...Huang You?
Ouyang Lianyu's face stiffened, her tone was a bit colder, and her chest heaved as she asked, "Do you think the teacher is someone who would buy that kind of thing?"
Buying only steak instead of butter makes you proud... Han Zhou said helplessly: "Does that mean there is no more black pepper olive oil?"
"Of course not...wait, what black pepper?" Ouyang Lianyu was stunned.
"Fry the steak."
Han Zhou always felt that Ouyang Lianyu was weird, but he patiently explained, "I read on the Internet that you need butter, black pepper, olive oil and sea salt to fry steak. I didn't find these things in the kitchen, so I want to ask if you have any at home?"
Ouyang Lianyu was stunned for two seconds: "...What you just watched was a video of frying steak?"
Han Zhou didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Otherwise, what else could it be frying? Frying the ribs? I don't need to watch the video to do this."
Ouyang Lianyu finally realized that she had misunderstood Han Zhou and Noila Mo. They had been talking about steak in the kitchen, but her thoughts were too dirty and she thought wrong...
Did I turn out to be such an impure woman?
She was extremely embarrassed. Fortunately, Han Zhou didn't realize something was wrong, otherwise she would have fallen into a crack in the ground by now.
At this moment, Han Zhou suddenly asked: "By the way, Teacher Ouyang, why were you so excited just now? Why are you so excited if you haven't cooked steak? I haven't done it either, and it's not embarrassing."
Ouyang Lianyu is now allergic to the word "done". She lowered her head and tried hard to hide the embarrassment on her face, explaining: "Because the teacher's cooking skills are not very good, the steak he cooked last time was not delicious. ...Well, there's butter and olive oil! It's in the cabinet on the left side of the kitchen. Go and cook. The steak will be burnt later."
"It can't be cooked. I haven't even cooked the steak yet." Han Zhou looked at her doubtfully, "Teacher Ouyang, why do I feel that you are weird? Are you still thinking about what your aunt said before? You don't need to pay attention to that kind of person. Give her face and call her aunt. If you don’t give her face, she’s just a passerby. There’s no need to worry.”
Ouyang Lianyu was stunned for a moment, then showed a gentle smile: "Don't say that, my aunt is still very good to me, but she has differences on some things. You don't need to be too hostile to her. The teacher forgot to say it just now, thank you for being here this time Come on, I don’t remember how many times you’ve helped me.”
"What's the use of just saying thank you? You're not happy to ask you to give me a few days off to express my gratitude." Han Zhou said with a smile.
"Don't even think about it." Ouyang Lianyu glared at him.
"Okay, then I'm going to cook. But teacher, are you feeling uncomfortable? Why is your face so red?"
Han Zhou had just noticed that Ouyang Lianyu's face was as red as a ripe apple, and she looked a bit cute.
"No, it's just a little hot... Go and do your work quickly, the teacher is hungry." Ouyang Lianyu urged.
Han Zhou looked shocked: "You're hungry and you urge me to cook? Have you forgotten who the guest is?"
"Teacher, it's difficult to move right now. Next time, I'll make...cook for you. Anyway, don't waste time. We have a social gathering in the afternoon. I'll go with you after dinner."
Han Zhou was about to go to the kitchen, but his expression changed after hearing this, and he looked up and down at the female teacher in the wheelchair: "You want to join the party too?"
Ouyang Lianyu was stunned. One look at the other party's expression and he knew that this guy was thinking wrongly. He said angrily: "Don't think blindly. Most of the students participating in the fellowship this time are from our department. I just went to check the situation. And It’s not about socializing with students.”
"Is it convenient for you in a wheelchair?"
"I'm actually ready to leave. I just need to get used to it when I go to school. Then you can help me. Don't you want to see the teacher stand up?"
"Shall I help you?"
Seeing the hesitation on Han Zhou's face, Ouyang Lianyu didn't force it. He thought about it and said, "Tang Wenshuang and the others are busy, so Xiaoxiao is a bit reluctant to help me. My name is Guzheng."
"Then let me help you..."
Han Zhou hurriedly asked, how could he ask Gu Zheng to come and help Ouyang Lianyu? Now that the friendship was exposed, although Noila Mo said nothing, she would definitely go with him, so the safest plan at present is to find a way to let Ouyang Lianyu go. Gu Zheng was unable to participate in the afternoon social gathering, or the other party could not see them.
As for the solution...
Han Zhou thought for a moment and suddenly locked his eyes on Ouyang Lianyu. He didn't know what he thought of, but an eager smile appeared on his face.
"Teacher Ouyang, I helped you this time, shouldn't you also help me?"
"What...what do you mean?"
For some reason, Ouyang Lianyu always felt that there was something wrong with this smile.
(End of this chapter)
Chapter 265 What is your relationship with them?
For Han Zhou, the biggest crisis currently lies not with Mo Yixia, but with Gu Zheng.
The previous encounter in the hospital didn't seem to have much impact on Gu Zheng, and she never took the initiative to ask about Noila Mo, but this was more due to her inner pride, just like she never asked about the study progress of the second place Likewise, she would not regard a love rival whom she has met once as a rival.
But this is actually a self-deceptive idea.
From that day on, Gu Zheng seemed to have turned on a surveillance radar. He would subconsciously be wary of the girl who appeared next to Han Zhou and secretly test the relationship between the two.
Her test was clumsy, so clumsy that Han Zhou noticed it quickly. As a very competitive girl, Gu Zheng did not seem to be as confident emotionally as she was in studies and sports. Perhaps because of this, when Han Zhou took the initiative, She only showed such a complicated expression when he asked her to dance with her at the social party.
It's like crying.
Han Zhou knew that Gu Zheng had very high expectations for today's friendship and had been preparing for it for a long time. Once she saw Noila Mo, she would not necessarily be angry on the spot, but her good mood would definitely be gone, and she would just leave disappointed. Not impossible.
This is what Han Zhou doesn't want to see.
The most ideal solution is of course to prevent Gu Zheng and Noila Mo from meeting each other at social events, but this solution is difficult to implement.
The easiest way is of course not to take Mo Yixia to the party. The reason is also very simple. This is an event between college students. It is not appropriate for her, a foreign high school student, to participate, but this will most likely arouse Mo Yixia. Xia's dissatisfaction.
Noila Mo had made it clear when she first came here that she didn't want to see her status in Han Zhou's mind be weaker than that of others. In other words, she would have what the other party had, and if she appeared on the same occasion, She would never be the one to take the initiative to avoid someone.
She didn't care whether Han Zhou was in a state of distress or whether the Shura Field broke out.
As a latecomer, she will not impose the expectation of "choosing herself without reservation" on the other party, but this does not mean that she will be too tolerant of this greedy guy.
Han Zhou also understood this. This was Mo Yixia's "revenge" for being on both sides of the aisle. If he wanted to avoid Shura Field, he couldn't expect Mo Yixia to give in. He could only find a way to keep Gu Zheng from knowing, and now That's the situation.
However, he knew very well that the playground was only such a big place, and expecting Gu Zheng and Mo Yixia to play hide and seek without seeing each other was undoubtedly playing with fire. Therefore, the best way was to prevent Gu Zheng from participating in the afternoon party and stagger their appearance at the party. Time on the event.
This obviously requires finding a suitable reason, and it is best not to be brought up by Han Zhou himself, so as not to make Gu Zheng suspicious. In other words, someone is needed to restrain Gu Zheng. Han Zhou originally wanted to ask Zhong Ling, but now it seems Sure enough, Teacher Ouyang is the most suitable.
Noila Mo was still waiting in the kitchen, and he couldn't spend too much time in the living room, so he returned to the kitchen without saying anything, leaving a dazed Ouyang Lianyu behind, and started preparing lunch.
"What did you talk about?"
Noila Mo was cleaning the ribs, with her sleeves pulled up to her elbows, exposing half of her white and tender arms.
"Nothing, I'll do the rest. The butter is in the cupboard."
Noila Mo picked up the kitchen knife on the cutting board, raised it to her head and looked at it silently for a while, then asked: "Is it really nothing?"
She picked up the washed carrots, lowered her head and slowly got up.
Han Zhou's heart tightened, and he explained with a dry smile: "It's really nothing, I just... just want her to do me a favor..."
"Help you fool that girl named Gu Zheng?"
Noila Mo easily saw through his thoughts. Perhaps because she was chopping vegetables, she had the gentle temperament of a virtuous wife, and her tone was slightly softer.
"Sure enough, I can't hide anything from you." Han Zhou smiled bitterly, "But in fact, it can't be said to be a fool..."
"The essence is all deception, and there is no point in getting hung up on the wording."
After a pause, Noila Mo said calmly, "That girl obviously trusts you. Is it really okay for you to lie to her again and again like this?"
Han Zhou was stunned and remained silent.
"I didn't mean to question you, I just wanted to remind you something."
Noila Mo put the cut carrots into the bowl, turned on the faucet and washed her hands, "You should remember that I hate the phrase 'this is for your own good'. If you think that cheating is to protect that girl, then it is best never Don't impose this kind of protection on me. Regardless of the past, at least from today on, I don't want you to lie to me, even if it's a 'white lie'."
Han Zhou hesitated for a moment: "I never thought of lying to you...but why did you mention this suddenly?"
"Because according to my judgment, it seems that it will take a long time for us to be together, and before that, we should have a special relationship, not just a vague 'friend'."
"For example, a relationship that never cheats?" Han Zhou reacted and asked tentatively.
"That's it, never cheat."
Noila Mo nodded, "I don't want to see you lying to me. It's very tiring to watch your expression all the time. From now on, even if you want to sail ten ships, you must remember to report it to me. But I will accept it or not." Not necessarily.”
Han Zhou was stunned for a moment, then his heart moved, and he asked shamelessly: "Then what...Yixia, does not necessarily mean that...you still have the possibility of accepting it?"