Chapter 286 You Should Call Me Grandmaster

Chapter 286 You Should Call Me Grandmaster

Chapter 286 You Should Call Me Grandmaster
Tan Wenjie was sitting with Zhu Er wearing beach pants.

"Fellow Daoist Zhu, you're so polite?"

He used to feel that he and Zhu Er didn't have much in common. Zhu Er's personality was similar to Uncle Jiu's, both were hypocritical and old-fashioned. However, the two were not very familiar with each other, and Zhu Er didn't have a daughter or niece, so he had no channels to get closer to him.

I didn't expect that today I would be invited by the other party to come and see the beauties in swimsuits.

"Our Zhu family has been sparsely populated since our ancestor Zhu Dachang." said Zhu Er, who was also wearing beach shorts.

"Who?" Tan Wenjie suddenly sat up straight.

"Zhu Dachang, my ancestor Zhu Dachang went into the underworld to fight ghosts and snatched back half of his life, thus preventing the Zhu family from becoming extinct."

It was the first time that Tan Wenjie heard the name of an acquaintance in the [Secret Realm] world.

That’s not right. He had heard this from Dr. Lin before, but the situation back then was different from now.

"What does Zhu Dachang do?"

"A Taoist priest from Mount Mao, but his family used to run a paper-making shop."

"Is his wife's name Xiaoyun? Was she betrothed to him when they were young?"

"How do you know?" Zhu Er looked at Tan Wenjie in surprise, "But our Zhu family ancestor Zhu Dachang returned to the underworld after giving birth to a child, leaving only an orphan and a widow."

It’s different from Tan Wenjie’s world, but it’s true that the other party is the descendant of Zhu Dachang.

Moreover, he remembered clearly that his second uncle did not know how to help in an emergency and did not understand the flying head technique. It was most likely that these were unconventional magic techniques that his descendants had picked up from somewhere else.

Thinking of this, Tan Wenjie suddenly looked at Zhu Er with a kind look: "If this is the case, you should call me Grandmaster."

Zhu Er: “…”

His face was not looking good: "Friend Tan, this joke is not funny at all."

The atmosphere between the two was a little cold.

"Brother Jie! Brother Jie!" Someone arrived and broke the awkward silence.

"Li Chi, how did you escape?" Tan Wenjie really forgot about Li Chi.

Li Chi looked at Tan Wenjie with resentment, and had a small complaint about Tan Wenjie's unwillingness to pay the ransom.

"I'm lucky. After you hung up on me, that bastard Da Jun got furious and wanted to take revenge on me. He soaked me in water and tortured me. Unexpectedly, he was able to wash the urine off me. My martial arts skills came back, haha. I beat them up and wiped out the debt."

"Why are you here?"

"Axiang invited me here." Li Chi patted his chest, "We two teamed up to play cards and make money. We are good brothers in the casino!"

It seems that after what happened last time, Li Chi still hasn't changed his bad gambling habit.

Zhu Er's expression was similar, he hated gambling.

"Second brother, Fellow Daoist Tan." Zhu San also came over and greeted him with a smile.

"Uncle San, why is there such a big show today?" Li Chi asked in a low voice, "I heard that the tickets here are very expensive and hard to get, and there are foreign girls."

"My second brother said that. I don't know either." Zhu San shook his head. "Isn't it enough to just enjoy it? Why think so much?"

"that's right."

At this time, Zhu Er finally spoke up: "Ah Xiang's fate is not strong enough. In order to avoid extinction, we can only help him find a wife with a strong fate to carry on the family line."

"I remember he seemed to have a girlfriend." Li Chi had met the other party's girlfriend.

"His girlfriend's fate is not strong enough, I want to match him with Miss Doudou." Zhu Er said, "Gao Doudou's fate is very strong."

The atmosphere was a bit quiet.

Tan Wenjie was puzzled: "Why are you looking at me?"

He and Gao Doudou have no connection. They have only met two or three times. As for Gao Shaoshao's revenge, Tan Wenjie has never intervened.

"It's okay!" everyone said in unison.

"Second brother, what are you going to do?" Zhu San asked in a low voice.

"I know a trick that can help tie the red string, and I have this magic scissors that can cut the red string." Zhu Er handed the scissors to Zhu San and instructed, "Go find Ah Xiang's red string, cut the red string between him and his girlfriend, and then tie him and Gao Doudou's red string together."

"Tsk, tsk, tsk."

"What's wrong?" Zhu Er asked puzzledly.

"Brother, I thought I was despicable enough, but I didn't expect you to be even more despicable than me. What's the difference between this and pimping? It's an insult to my personality!"

Zhu Er also felt a little embarrassed.

"So are you going to do it or not?"

Zhu San straightened his chest and said, "Of course... I will do it! If not me, who else can do this kind of job? Who else but me!"

He left with Li Chi.

"Ahem, Fellow Daoist Tan..." Zhu Er felt a little embarrassed.

"I understand." Tan Wenjie nodded, then asked, "Can you really help people find a love match?"

It is the job of Yue Lao to tie the red thread, which connects men and women in the world to marriage.

"Of course not." Zhu Er shook his head. "It can only increase the affinity between the two people. Whether they can become a couple depends on whether the two people are suitable. How about it, Fellow Daoist Tan is also interested?"

"Yeah, I'm interested."

Fate, if you have destiny, it will be much easier to find separation. Once you are in a relationship, picking up girls will be twice as efficient with half the effort, which is equivalent to turning on a favorability plug-in.

"You can see as long as you open your eyes." Zhu Er taught Tan Wenjie a special way to open his eyes.

Tan Wenjie looked down and saw that there were indeed countless red strings around the crowd by the swimming pool, tied around the ankles of the men on the left and the women on the right.

Some people have a very short red line, while others have a very long red line.

For example, Zhu Er, the red line is ridiculously long.

As for Tan Wenjie himself, it was also very long, and was divided into four parts.

"Why do I have four red lines?" asked Tan Wenjie.

"It means you have four destined people." Zhu Er envied. If his nephew was as good at picking up girls as Tan Wenjie, he wouldn't need to do anything at all.

"As long as the right person appears, you will have one more red line."

"Oh." Tan Wenjie nodded.

Fortunately, he can only see the fate of this world, otherwise his red thread would definitely be like a spider web.

Mrs. Li, Yunluo, Ali, who is the fourth one?
"Is there any price to pay?" "Ruining other people's marriages and playing matchmaker will definitely have a price to pay. It will bring bad luck."

He doesn't want to do it himself because he will get into bad luck.

At the same time, when Zhu San and Li Chi approached Zhu Xiangfen, they found that the red line on his ankle had been broken.

"Ah Xiang, you and your girlfriend, could it be that..."

"You guys know?" Zhu Xiangfen's expression fell, "Yeah, I was dumped, wuwuwu."

The crying sounded a bit fake.

"That's much simpler." Zhu San and Li Chi looked at each other.

All they have to do is find Gao Doudou’s red string and tie the two of them together.

Zhu San grabbed Zhu Xiangfen's red line and went out to search, and soon found Gao Doudou wearing a one-piece swimsuit.

Gao Doudou asked in confusion, "Second Uncle asked me to come here, what's the matter?"

The two of them kept their heads down, looking for something on the ground, and did not answer.

She lowered her head and asked, "Uncle San, Li Chi, what are you two looking for?"

“Look for the red thread.”

"Red line?" Gao Doudou was puzzled.

"Found it, haha!" Zhu San grabbed Gao Doudou's red thread and quickly pulled another red thread to tie it.

"It's done!"

"Uncle San, do me a favor. I've been eyeing that big foreign horse for a long time."

"Isn't there a red line on your foot? Wait, there's another one."

"Please help me." Li Chi begged.

"Don't worry, I have to solve my problem too." Zhu San found his red line and decided to solve his single problem at the same time.

The two of them got together to discuss which girl was better and were completely overwhelmed by the choices.

“This leg is very long.”

"Wow, this is pretty cool."

"This this!"

I'm drooling and the more I think about it, the happier I feel.

A pair of hairy legs caught their sight.

"Get out of the way!" Zhu San waved his hand, "Don't block me from choosing girls."

"Hmm?" A familiar voice.

Zhu San looked up: "Second brother! Why are you here?"

"I was just about to ask you, aren't you helping Axiang tie the red rope? Why..." He pointed to the other side.

In a place with fewer people, Tan Wenjie and Gao Doudou were chatting, and they seemed to be getting more and more excited.

"Did I tie the red string wrong?" Zhu San patted his head, "I'll cut it right away. Wait, second brother, won't it bring bad luck if you cut someone else's red string?"

He knew his second brother's character too well. Although he kept a blank expression on his face, his eyes were actually wandering, which showed that he was definitely feeling guilty.

"Generally not."

"Not usually?"

"If two people are not suitable, the red string will untie even if tied. If two people are suitable, the red string will automatically tie together." Zhu Er explained, "It will definitely bring bad luck if you match people up randomly. Don't worry, you won't die."

"Just not dying?!"

"For the Zhu family."

Zhu San shook his head: "I can have children in the Zhu family, so I think it's better to let Xiang be single for the rest of his life. That guy never remembers to spend his money on me. He wants me to get into trouble in exchange for him getting girls, don't even think about it!"

"Then we have to give Ah Xiang a chance and cut the red string quickly."

Li Chi also nodded: "Brother Jie is very good at picking up girls. He can go back and forth between two women freely. He can pick up girls without the red string. Now that there is a red string, I guess Gao Doudou will have a baby ten months from now."

I'm not only afraid that my brother will have a hard time, but I'm also afraid that my brother will drive a Land Rover.

He had been jealous of Tan Wenjie for a long time because he saw how well he ate. With the addition of Gao Doudou, he was afraid that he would be so jealous that he would get red eye disease.

"So powerful?" Zhu San was shocked, and then asked again to confirm, "Second brother, will nothing happen?"

"It won't die."

"Zhu Xiangfen, if you don't help me with my old age, I will never let you go even if I become a ghost!" Zhu San came over and cut Gao Doudou's red string, and then tied it together with Zhu Xiangfen's red string.

"Phew, finally done!"

Zhu San breathed a sigh of relief and could now quietly wait for his "death".

the other side.

Tan Wenjie was chatting with Gao Doudou. They were talking about her recent experiences. After Gao Shaoshao's death, almost all of her work fell into the hands of Gao Doudou.

Catch some cross-border criminals, collect criminal evidence, etc.

Gao Shao Shao has worked for many forces, and now Gao Dou Dou is trying to take over her sister's job.

"Let's stop here for today." Gao Doudou suddenly paused, stood up and said, "I have something else to do, so I'll leave first."

"Yes." Tan Wenjie nodded and said politely, "You can contact me when you need help."

"I won't be polite."

……

"what?"

Zhu San returned to Zhu Xiangfen and pinched the red string.

"I remembered I tied it, why did it break again?"

Following Gao Doudou's departing back, I saw that the red string on her ankle was tied to Tan Wenjie again without me noticing.

"I can't help you with that either."

(End of this chapter)