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Hearing that Kyosuke was really angry, Xiaoyu could only put down the high-definition camera in her hand anxiously.
"What's up, sir?"
Xiaoyu, kneeling in front of Kyosuke, behaved very well and obediently. Her wagging tail reminded Kyosuke of a Husky acting cute towards its owner.
You are a fox, not a dog! Where has your dignity gone?
As if she could see what Kyosuke was thinking, Xiaoyu's ears immediately stood up and pointed at Kyosuke, "In front of my husband, I don't need dignity at all. As long as my husband needs it, Xiaoyu can play any fun thing. So, my husband, what do you want to play?"
"No need for anything!"
Kyosuke took the initiative to stop Xiaoyu from taking any further action.
"First of all, explain everything to me clearly. Why are you here? The cause, process, result, time, place, and people. Tell me clearly and concisely!"
Xiaoyu swayed from side to side, trying to fool him, "Ahahaha~ Actually it's nothing~"
"Is it..."
Kyosuke stretched out his fingers and gently pinched Xiaoyu's small nose.
"Migu!"
After being attacked by Kyosuke, Xiaoyu lowered her head with a red face, and covered her cheeks with her wide blue sleeves.
"what are you doing?"
Kyosuke glared at Xiaoyu who was pretending to be nice.
After hearing Kyosuke's question, Xiaoyu immediately used her finger to dip some saliva and smeared it on the corners of her eyes, pretending to be in tears, "My husband is so angry, I am a little scared."
"Tsk~"
If you're really scared, don't let me see you spitting!
"you have not answer my question yet!"
Kyosuke had no way to deal with Xiaoyu playing with him like this. This girl whom he had spoiled was simply fearless towards him. So Kyosuke could only avoid her by changing the subject.
"Well, actually, I came here this morning. After visiting Mother (Kano), I cleaned my husband's room. Then, at Mother's invitation, I had a delicious lunch. As expected of Mother, the taste of the curry hasn't changed at all."
"Tell the important point!"
Noticing that Xiaoyu was becoming more and more talkative, Kyosuke quickly slapped the edge of the bed to signal her to stop talking nonsense.
"Migu~"
Xiaoyu shrank her neck and tried to look scared, but her bright eyes betrayed her thoughts completely.
"My husband is so rude~ Don't be angry, I will tell you~" Xiaoyu continued to explain her experience before Kyosuke got angry, "I said goodbye to my mother after lunch, but when my mother went into the room for a nap, I sneaked back and entered my husband's room through the window. My husband is still the same as always, he never closes the window when he goes out. Originally, I just wanted to sleep on my husband's bed, but because the smell on my husband's bed was so good, I accidentally fell asleep. When I woke up, I found that the door had been blocked by this guy."
Xiaoyu pointed at Scathach and said, "If it was just mother, I could leave anyway, but if this woman was here, I would probably be caught red-handed. So in order to avoid exposing my whereabouts and leaving a bad impression on mother, Xiaoyu can only continue to hide in my husband's room."
"She didn't notice it when she came up?"
Kyosuke was very puzzled that Shaka didn't notice Xiaoyu at all. After all, the master was a leader among the fighting spirits. It was amazing that Xiaoyu, who was not good at hiding, was not discovered.
"Well... Xiaoyu did a lot of work in my husband's room. Although this woman is good at magic, when she sneaked in, her mind was full of my husband and she didn't check carefully at all." Xiaoyu looked at Scathach who was still lying in Kyosuke's arms with disdain, "I just left the closet door ajar on purpose, and she fell in right away. I locked her in and she couldn't get out."
"So what's going on with her now?"
Xiaoyu immediately revealed a smug smile, "I just put some incense in my husband's closet, with a little seasoning. Because the smell was not very prominent, this woman didn't notice it when she went in, and by the time she found out, she couldn't get out~ Ouch~"
Kyosuke interrupted Xiaoyu's laughter with a knife.
“What are the side effects of this medicine?”
"Nothing, it just makes her behave younger and expose her hidden side. I thought she would show disdain for you, my husband, but I didn't expect that this woman actually likes you deep down... She is worthy of being my husband, so popular."
"Stop it." Kyosuke was a little embarrassed by what Xiaoyu said. He blushed and started to grope under his bed again. "I'm going out to do something now. Please help take care of the master. I'll take care of your business when I come back."
"Is this what you are looking for, sir?"
Xiaoyu took out a plastic bag on her own initiative, and Kyosuke could tell at a glance that it contained the casual clothes that Lily often wore.
"How are you... Never mind, bring it here."
Kyosuke felt that he had asked a stupid question. The fox had been hiding under the bed for a long time, and Lily would definitely know where she hid the clothes. So in order to hide his embarrassment, Kyosuke grabbed the plastic bag and opened it to examine it carefully, "You didn't do anything strange to this suit, did you?"
Xiaoyu immediately raised her hand and swore, "I swear to the light bulb, there is absolutely no such thing!"
Snapped!
As soon as Xiaoyu finished speaking, the light in Kyosuke's room flickered.
"..."
"..."
Kyosuke looked at Xiaoyu helplessly, "Do you want to confess on your own or do you want me to torture you? Choose one of the two."
PS1: Two updates are done. I had originally planned to update three times, but I lost miserably in the battle with homework (lying dead), so there are only two updates.
PS2: During this rare PY time, I recommend "The European Emperor Host Development Plan" by [Willful Passerby Cat]. It has 70 words and is available on Shuke.
Introduction: I traveled through time and became a book, and had to take some weird tests. The happiest thing in life is to meet a golden finger, and the most painful thing is to become a golden finger and help others show off!
The first world host: Aili Liberai Olangero, the world she belongs to is "KanColle"
Note: The strongest tutelary fort is being developed.
The second world host: Gudako, the world he belongs to is "FGO"
The third world: Collapse of the third world, host: myself
All in all, this is really a story full of morality!
PS: The title of the book can also be called "I was forced to become a book and had to fool people in order to write a story"
Chapter 41 Xiaoyu: The happiest thing in a fox life is having a bunch of my husband's things to do whatever I want
Kyosuke looked around secretly when he came out of his room, and after making sure that there was no one there, he slipped into the guest room as quickly as possible.
There was no light on in the guest room; it was completely dark.
"Why didn't you turn on the light?"
"If I turn on the light, what if someone sees me?"
Lily's voice was a little muffled, as if she was trying hard.
"What kind of airplane are you playing with again...Wow!"
Kyosuke turned on the light in the guest room, then immediately turned it off again after seeing an overly explosive scene in front of him.
"What are you doing!?"
If there was nothing wrong with his eyes, then he should have seen the Knight King doing the splits. If that was all, Kyosuke wouldn't have paid much attention, but the problem was that the only thing covering this guy's body was thrown aside by her. In other words, Lily was completely naked now, and what was worse was that she was facing the door to the guest room.
So Kyosuke saw everything clearly, both what he should and shouldn't see, which could be described as the city gates being wide open.
"I'm just exercising. If Kyosuke-chan wants to do some difficult moves later, it would be troublesome if I don't stretch my muscles in advance and sprain them."
Although it was pitch dark and Kyosuke couldn't see Lily's facial expression when she spoke, he could hear a strong hint of sarcasm in Lily's tone.
"What kind of person am I in your heart? Why would I play such a difficult position with you?"
"A stuffy, lecherous man?"
"Use normal adjectives! Also, can't you cover it up? What if someone comes in?"
Kyosuke was so angry that he threw the clothes in his hand directly at Lily's face.
"It's okay. I don't think anyone except Kyousuke would enter this unused room tonight."
It’s hard to say...
When Kyosuke thought of the two people still in his room (one of whom was still in the state of a toddler), he felt a terrible headache.
"Huh? This isn't my dress, is it?"
Lily checked the clothes in her hand and found something wrong. She found that Kyosuke gave her a shirt, a pair of jeans and a pair of women's underwear, which were completely different from the clothes she was wearing today.
Kyosuke coughed lightly and explained, "Your clothes are covered with dust under the bed and can no longer be worn. I'll give you my clothes."
I don't have the nerve to tell you that your clothes were fumigated by Xiaoyu.
Compared to the youthful incense used on Scathach, the medicine Xiaoyu used on Lily was much more excessive. It contained a mixture of various eyebrow-raising medicines. In Xiaoyu's words, she was afraid that it was a sleeping dragon and could grind a mountain flat with its buttocks in its sleep.
Although he was not sure whether it was true or not, out of caution, Kyosuke thought it would be better not to let Lily wear the clothes that might have been handled by Xiaoyu in his own home.
"Tsk, Kyosuke is really naughty. He even has women's underwear. By the way, why is there no upper part? Is it because Kyosuke's bra cup is not used?"
For some reason, Kyosuke always felt that the way Lily looked at him right now must be very annoying.
“This is not mine.”
Kyosuke rubbed his temple with his hand. This pair of women's underwear was sponsored by Xiaoyu, but Kyosuke didn't understand why she provided this thing. As for why there is no upper body equipment...
"The kimono I am wearing does not need such things, otherwise you can feel it and see if there is such a thing inside the kimono I am wearing now~" - by Xiaoyu who kept getting closer to her.
You fox who deserves to be punished, if you hadn’t come here in a hurry, I would have spanked you.
"Hmm... (Sniff.)"
Lily took the panties and examined them carefully, then she put them down and looked at Kyosuke with a suspicious look.
"what happened?"
Although he couldn't see clearly because there was no light in the room, Kyosuke still noticed Lily's big, sparkling eyes staring at him.
Lily pleaded with Kyosuke in a crying voice: "Well... I've been doing the splits for too long, and I can't stand up anymore~ Please help me."
Are you really a Heroic Spirit? You are a disgrace to all Heroic Spirits!
"Come and help~Kyosuke~"
Seeing that Kyosuke didn't come over, Lily begged again in a soft voice.
"You are so unprofessional! I said you--"
Kyosuke walked over and tried to pull Lily up, but he didn't expect a huge force to come from his hand, and then he was pressed under Lily.
"what are you doing?"