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Chapter 43: Kyosuke: How to hide three women in an instant? Waiting online, urgent!
"Woo...Hi~"
In desperation, Kyosuke could only wave at Scathach, but Scathach took this as some kind of permission from Kyosuke.
"Meow?~"
Scathach jumped directly from Xiaoyu's belly and pounced on Kyosuke.
"Hey!"
Although Kyosuke has always been reluctant to admit it, no matter how much Scathach tries to hide her age, her body is still that of an adult, and that 55 kilograms weight is real no matter what.
In addition, Scathach used all her strength when she pounced on him, so what Kyosuke was facing was not a little loli flying forward when she saw her father, but a stab from a battle-hardened Valkyrie.
Although it was very rude to do so, Kyousuke felt that if he was really attacked by his master, the result would be stomach pain at best and comminuted fractures all over his body at best. So he chose to retreat in the state of human instinct to seek benefits and avoid harm.
However, Lily was well prepared and there was no way she would let Kyosuke succeed. She pushed Kyosuke on the back and made him go straight to Scathach.
"Why are you being shy? The girl is already like this, just accept her love."
"Woo..."
Kyosuke stumbled forward and was pounced upon by Scathach.
"Ow—!"
Kyosuke's stomach was hit hard and he felt that all the curry he had eaten in the evening and the snacks he had just eaten were about to come out.
Kyousuke quickly covered his mouth to prevent himself from vomiting, but his unbalanced body began to fall to the side——
Bang!
Kyosuke's body hit his closet, and the drawer that Xiaoyu had pulled out halfway made a crisp "click" sound after being hit.
It's broken.
With this thought in mind, Kyosuke hugged Scathach and sat on Xiaoyu's belly.
"what--!"
“Migu——!”
"Meow-!"
Lily whistled gleefully as she watched the three people screaming in a mess.
"It's too bad, luckily it wasn't me who fell to the ground."
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"what happened!"
There was such a loud noise upstairs in Kyosuke's building, how could Daisuke and Kaneo downstairs not notice it?
The grumpy Daisuke rushed upstairs. He opened Kyosuke's closed door and roared at him: "You little bastard! What the hell are you doing!"
The whole room was in a mess. Although Kyosuke didn't have mysophobia or obsessive-compulsive disorder, he still had some basic knowledge of cleaning and tidying up. So his room was usually kept clean.
But now the concept of tidiness and cleanliness was completely gone in this room. The floor was covered with clothes scattered out of the closet, and even the drawer at the bottom of the closet was broken, and the underwear that was originally neatly placed inside had poured out and filled the corner.
"Brat, are you okay?"
Under Daisuke's annoyed gaze, Kyosuke struggled to crawl out of the pile of clothes, "I'm fine, I'm fine."
"Humph."
After all, he was his own child. Daisuke was somewhat relieved to see that Kyosuke was not injured. However, he suddenly realized that this would make Kyosuke proud, so he immediately turned into an angry snort.
"You little brat, are you demolishing the house?"
"I was looking for clothes, but when I was standing on tiptoe to reach for something high, I accidentally sprained my ankle."
Kyosuke tried to explain with a wry smile, but was met with a suspicious look from Daisuke.
"You're not doing any tricks, are you?"
Daisuke looked at Kyosuke with an interrogative gaze, hoping to find a flaw in his expression.
"What little tricks can I play, but it looks like the wardrobe needs repairing."
Kyosuke looked at the fallen drawer with a guilty conscience, and lifted it slightly with his hand as if to check whether the thing hit the floor when it fell.
"Forget it. Just tidy up the clothes on the floor for me. As for the wardrobe, don't touch it anymore. I will find someone to fix it tomorrow, but you have to pay half the price."
Daisuke sighed helplessly. He would definitely find someone to fix it tomorrow. As for asking Kyosuke to pay, he would not ask him to pay half. He would probably pay one-third at most. He asked him to pay so that he would know that he would be responsible for the trouble he made. Money was not the goal. The goal was to let his son know that he was wrong.
"No need, I'll find someone to fix it. I know a carpenter who's pretty good at it, and I can get a discount from him."
Squeak, squeak.
Just as Kyosuke and Daisuke were talking, the closet door that was originally ajar slowly opened by itself.
"..."
"..."
As the only moving object in the still picture, Daisuke's eyes immediately moved to the cabinet door.
"Haha, sorry."
Kyosuke quickly reached out and closed the closet door.
Squeak, squeak.
Looking at the closet door that popped open again, Kyosuke's head was covered in sweat.
"It looks like the whole wardrobe is broken...haha..."
"Humph! Since you want to fix the wardrobe yourself, then do it yourself. I won't care about you anymore."
Daisuke angrily closed the door again.
However, Daisuke did not notice that the moment he turned his head, two brown hairs fell from the ceiling.
"Whoo~"
Kyosuke finally breathed a sigh of relief after hearing Daisuke's footsteps coming down the stairs and confirming that the other party would not come back to kill him. He wiped the sweat from his forehead and said to Xiaoyu who was hanging on the ceiling holding Scathach with lingering fear: "You can come down now, but please be quiet. This has already attracted their attention."
After getting Kyosuke's permission, the first thing Xiaoyu did was not to come down, but to throw Scathach in her arms roughly onto the bed, and then carefully checked her tail - the fine hair that had just fallen to the ground was the one that Scathach pulled off from her tail.
"Meow?"
Scathach looked at Xiaoyu who was still hanging on the ceiling in confusion. She didn't understand why her friend who was playing well with her just now suddenly changed her mind.
"My husband, look at her! She has messed up my tail hair. No matter what you plan to do tonight, I will never sleep with her!"
So you plan to sleep here today? !
"Oh, this female fox wants to stay overnight? Then I want to stay too, Kyosuke!"
Lily, who was hiding in the closet, immediately came out and shook Kyosuke's shoulders.
"Meow~ Meow~"
Scathach on the bed thought these friends were playing some interesting game, so she also jumped to the ground and started shaking Kyosuke's other shoulder.
The buzzing sound in his ears felt like countless ducks were having a meeting. Kyosuke, who could no longer bear it, finally let out a strange cry and fell to the ground.
"Ah! This is so annoying! All of you, go back now!"
PS: This is the first of two updates today. I have to go to class again tomorrow, why is it so fast! (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻
Chapter 44 Lily: I just like to see you being teased by me but helpless
"Alright, you guys stay here tonight and don't leave! Especially don't attack at night, do you hear me?"
After Kyosuke laid out the bedding for three people in the guest room, he turned around and sternly warned the three women who had caused all kinds of trouble tonight. He was already almost going crazy because of the torment he had received from these women today. If these women caused any more trouble, Kyosuke thought he would probably collapse.
So after cleaning his room as quickly as possible, Kyosuke dragged Lily and the others to the guest room he had arranged for them. Although it was a bit crowded to fit three adult women in this small room, Kyosuke couldn't care less. If they didn't like it, they could just go to a hotel and sleep there! That was exactly what he wanted.
In fact, even such a simple task as making the bed by himself was not too easy to complete. On the one hand, it was because the whole process of making the bed was done entirely by Kyosuke alone, and none of the three women were willing to help.
It was good enough that Scathach didn't cause trouble for him in that state, and Kyosuke didn't dare to ask her to come and help. In fact, Scathach really did more harm than good when Kyosuke was spreading the quilt. Maybe she always thought that Kyosuke was spreading the quilt to provide her with a place to play, so when Kyosuke was doing it, Scathach kept rolling around on the quilt that Kyosuke had already spread out, almost like a little animal having fun, which increased Kyosuke's workload.
As for Lily, forget about it. If she takes the initiative to help Kyosuke spread the quilt, Aggravun will probably cry with joy, right? Maybe she will return to the throne directly because of a heart attack. You know, Lily's room has been rated as the worst dormitory in [Camelot] countless times, and there is no other.
Even Xiaomo, that naughty kid, knows how to clean up better than this nerdy Knight King. At least she regularly takes out her dirty underwear and gives it to Aguiwen to clean. As for Lily... Kyosuke heard that Xiaomo helped Lily to take out all her dirty clothes. By the way, Kyosuke also heard some bad rumors, such as that naughty kid sometimes secretly intercepted some of Lily's "original" underwear for himself.
As for Xiaoyu, who was supposed to be the only one who would help, she just stood aside for some reason. The scrutinizing look from the other party made Kyosuke feel a little uneasy, and he was too embarrassed to ask this guy for help. In the end, Kyosuke was really fed up with Scar the cat, so he had to ask Xiaoyu to help control this hyperactive cat and stop her from making trouble.
So what did I do to piss off this married woman? Did she already know that I was fooling around with Lily in the bathroom at night?
Kyosuke felt a little guilty about his fox wife's unreasonable temper.
Then, Kyosuke, who had a guilty conscience, laid out the bedding for the three ladies in a state that scared himself. When he finished the work, Kyosuke found that he was sweating profusely.
Well, my shower tonight wasted. I have to take another shower when I get up tomorrow morning.
Kyosuke thought helplessly, but he didn't plan to go downstairs and take another shower. After all, how could he explain to Daisuke why he wanted to take a shower? He knew that he wouldn't be so tired just to tidy up his clothes.
Of course, what’s more important is that there is probably no hot water for taking a bath at this time. If Kyosuke just wants to take a shower, the water will be too cold.
Of course, the three women present saw Kyosuke's sweaty appearance, but Scathach and Xiaoyu did not comment. Only Lily shook her head and sighed at Kyosuke, "Ah, little Kyosuke, you are really useless~ You are so tired after just moving for such a short time. How can I let go and leave everything to you?"
As she spoke, Lily gently stroked the part of Kyosuke's neck where he was sweating the most with her finger.
"Tsk, tsk, there's so much water."
Lily looked at the water stains on her fingertips with a critical eye and expressed her own feelings.
Then come and help me! What's with that expression on your face that says "Mom never raised you to be this kind of child"? No matter what, it's not your turn to say such things, right? You know, Jia Nai and Guang's mother are still alive!
Kyosuke was prepared for Lily's shamelessness, but he didn't expect this girl to be so shameless.
However, Kyosuke has discovered a new way for him to effectively fight back.
"Just sleep well and don't think about anything. Do you hear me?"
Kyosuke warned carefully, poking Lily's waist with his fingers.
"Stop... it's itchy... Kyousuke, you're being shameless..."
Lily twisted her waist unwillingly to avoid Kyosuke's attack. This was Lily's sensitive area that Kyosuke had newly discovered in the bathroom today, and it seemed that the effect was really good.