Chapter 289 Bodhisattva, please stay!
Chapter 289 Bodhisattva, please stay!
Suddenly, the sky was filled with wind and clouds.
Zhu Er and others who were shopping outside noticed something was wrong, turned around and found that the scene of the God of Cookery competition was flashing with golden light and faint Buddhist sounds.
"Guanyin Bodhisattva?" Zhu Er's expression changed drastically when he saw the figure appear above his head.
He turned around to look around and found that other people were in a daze.
When the Bodhisattva descends in his true form, ordinary people will just think it is a dream, as if they are in a dream, even if they see it with their own eyes.
"The God of Cookery has returned!"
Tan Wenjie, who was at the scene, looked up at the figure above.
Guanyin Bodhisattva, standing on a lotus platform.
Looking at Stephen Chow again, he had turned into a god, kneeling on the ground in a long robe.
"Stephen Chow, you were originally the god in charge of cooking in heaven. You were banished to the human world for violating the heavenly rules. Now you have gone through thirty-six tribulations and seventy-two difficulties, and finally realized the true meaning of food... The Jade Emperor misses you..."
Tan Wenjie had many doubts, such as why the Jade Emperor asked Guanyin Bodhisattva to run errands, when wasn’t there another Taibai Jinxing who often ran errands?
Of course, his greatest interest is to chat with Guanyin Bodhisattva.
After traveling through so many worlds, this was the first time he came face to face with a real god.
Tang Niu on the side wanted to say something but was kicked down by Tan Wenjie.
He leaped onto the roof and clasped his hands together.
"Buddha, please stay! Maoshan disciple Tan Wenjie, I am honored to meet you, Buddha." Why not do it if you can show your face?
Guanyin Bodhisattva looked at Tan Wenjie quietly.
"I am confused in my practice, and would like to ask the Bodhisattva to give me some guidance."
He doesn't want to be included in the organization, but if he is given the status of a Bodhisattva or Buddha, he would also be willing to do so.
But Guanyin Bodhisattva did not answer. She looked at him one last time and then turned and disappeared.
"Just leaving like that?" Tan Wenjie waved his hand towards the sky. "How about I build ten temples for you, the Bodhisattva? Or a hundred? We can discuss it!"
The night was clear and starlit, and everything that had just happened seemed like a dream.
Everyone has woken up from their dream state.
The return of Guanyin Bodhisattva and the God of Food and so on were like a dream and no one took it seriously.
But everyone saw Tan Wenjie standing on the roof.
"How did he get up there so high?"
"Hey, come down, it's dangerous."
"Don't jump~"
Someone is shouting below.
"Ignore me this time. Let's have a good chat next time we meet." Tan Wenjie didn't think that he would only meet the other person once in so many worlds. There would always be a chance to meet the immortal again.
When you go back, please place a statue of Guanyin Bodhisattva at home.
Tan Wenjie turned his head and looked around, and found that Zhu Er was looking at him from below. From his complicated expression, one could tell that he must have also seen Guanyin Bodhisattva.
I will show you how to ascend to heaven on the spot. Next time you come back, you will be a god descending to earth.
He took one step forward and his body disappeared in full view of everyone.
"Why is the person gone?" the crowd was noisy.
"What the hell?"
"Why do I remember that I seemed to see Guanyin Bodhisattva?"
"I also remember seeing Guanyin Bodhisattva. Could that person just now also be a deity?"
Zhu Er could hear the sound of the crowd quarreling.
"Second brother, what's wrong with you?"
"Uncle, are you okay?"
When Zhu San and Zhu Xiangfen came over, they found that Zhu Er was in a trance.
"Does our Zhu family really have an ancestor named Tan?"
……
Tan Wenjie opened his eyes and saw the familiar old house.
Back to the Tan Mansion.
He stood up and stretched. Thirty days passed in a flash and it seemed like he had only closed his eyes for a short while.
"Tathagata Palm" has been cultivated to level 4, which greatly increases physical strength, especially the speed of physical strength recovery.
As for the Tathagata Palm moves, the first eight moves were of no value, but the ninth move, Ten Thousand Buddhas Paying Homage to the Buddha, consumed 1000 physical strength points, which still made Tan Wenjie's eyebrows jump.
After learning it, you can smash a mound of earth into pieces. If you inject unlimited physical strength into it, you may be able to restore some of the power of the Tathagata Palm.
《Seven-spin Slash》lv4, successfully reached the maximum level.
Seven Spin Slash lv4, condenses the rapidly rotating cutting energy in the palm, consumes stamina: 5; Spin, the released palm technique can circle and fly back; Cycle (passive) stamina recovery speed +5%; Skill: Seven Spin Slash (spinning top rapidly, quick palm strike)
[You have mastered "Palm and Knife at will", Palm Technique Damage +1, Palm Technique and Knife Technique can be used interchangeably]
There are also "Zixia Heart Method" lv3 and "Wooden Pile Method" lv3.
His current attributes:
Life: 138/138
Mana: 140/140
Physical strength: 210/210
Some more hidden properties.
Fire Mage: Perception +1, Damage +1, Resistance +1
Thunder Magic: Perception +1, Damage +9, Resistance +12,
Wind Magic: Perception +1
Physical Strength: +8
Palm/Knife Damage +3
Leg damage +1
Mana recovery speed: 16% [6% (magic weapon) + 5% (Purple Cloud Heart Method) + 5% (Wood Pile Method)]
Physical strength recovery speed: 25% [15% (Tathagata Palm) + 5% (Seven Spin Slash) + 5% (Wooden Stake Method)]
There is also the "flying head technique" he learned.
Flying head technique lv1 (1/20), can fly the head to attack.
And "emergency rescue".
You cannot break the abstinence from sex for the first three days and the last three days, and Tan Wenjie also needs to pray to God for blessings. It would be best if you get a super combination of good luck + good luck.
He didn't have any outrageous ideas. He didn't want Leon, Tiancan or anything else. He just wanted to draw Guanyin Bodhisattva.
"Master, are you awake?" came the maid's voice.
"Yes." Tan Wenjie nodded, "Let the butler come over."
"Yes."
The maid trotted away.
The Tan family is going to invite back another statue of the deity, Guanyin Bodhisattva.
The Bodhisattva's ignorance is because he is busy with many things, but Tan Wenjie must not be ignorant and must arrange the incense and offerings.
Burning incense vigorously can also increase employment opportunities, killing two birds with one stone. Tan Wenjie summoned the zombie Dong Shu and found that it was almost the same as he guessed. The zombie brought nothing back. The household appliances and firearms that were placed in his body in advance all disappeared and remained in that world.
"But there is no shortage of cannons in this world."
He has already learned the art of speed, so he is not in a hurry to fly with a sword. The feasibility of using a zombie flying sword is too low. However, he can use the zombie's ever-changing characteristics to install cannons in its stomach, turning it into a zombie-type super turret, which is powerful enough to roam the world.
When you need to move, you move; when you need to attack, you attack.
That night, the family sat together for dinner.
The three of them were a little scared when they saw Tan Wenjie. Master Tan was not an ordinary cow, and no matter how fertile the land was, it could not withstand brute force plowing. But if he didn't choose someone, that person would toss and turn in bed at night.
What relieved them was that Tan Wenjie just chatted with them during the meal, but did not light anyone's red lantern until the meal was over.
The three of them went back to rest, each with their own thoughts.
In Bai Rourou's room, she changed into loose pajamas and sat cross-legged on the bed.
Several attempts to enter into meditation were unsuccessful.
She breathed a sigh of relief when she heard footsteps outside.
"Jingjing, how is it?"
Jingjing came in with a basin of water and shook her head, saying, "I heard that the maids who usually helped the master take a bath were kicked out. The master took a bath himself and ordered that no one was allowed to enter his room."
She knew that Tan Wenjie liked to practice martial arts and often purchased spells from various places, but those martial arts that could not be touched by women were all virgin skills. With her master's body, it was too late for him to practice virgin skills.
"It should be that the master wants to practice again."
After thinking about it, I no longer cared.
In the courtyard where Ren Tingting lived, the light attracted a swarm of moths.
Many maids came over tonight.
She tapped the blackboard.
"Class begins!"
She wanted to teach the maids how to put on makeup and dress themselves. Although it was her first time trying to give a class, she didn't expect so many people to come.
"Hello, teacher~"
In Ao Ningshuang's yard, two little maids were hiding in the corner, holding spears and shivering.
At this time, Ao Ningshuang was practicing martial arts. His eyes were like darts and his gun followed his mind. Often when his eyes arrived, the tip of the gun would immediately catch up.
After stabbing more than ten times, she exhaled and stopped.
“Clap, clap, clap!” The little maid clapped her hands. “Madam is so amazing!”
"Of course, but it's still far worse than my husband's. Do you want to learn?"
"Ah? Us?" The two little maids looked at each other.
I really don't want to learn.
They were the ones who missed Tan Wenjie the most today. If Master Tan were here, Ao Ningshuang would not bother them whether they were practicing martial arts or "practicing martial arts".
On the second day, Tan Wenjie just practiced martial arts and teased the chickens.
On the third day, he started fishing.
The three ladies, who had been very relieved, finally felt that something was wrong and it didn't seem to be related to practicing martial arts.
Fourth day.
"It's my turn to be rich."
Although he had good fortune, the good luck he wanted was nowhere to be found.
The business made a lot of money, and the wealthy businessmen who cooperated with him specially organized a drinking party and invited Tan Wenjie to drink with them.
As soon as Tan Wenjie entered the room, he smelled the fragrance of cosmetics and a group of beautiful women.
Someone wants to harm me!
Don’t you know that Mr. Tan cannot touch women?
He pointed to the door and said, "Let's drink tonight, and don't stop until we're drunk. All women, get out."
"Boss Tan is right!"
"Yes, listen to Boss Tan, we still have to talk about business."
"Hehe, Mr. Tan has a beautiful wife at home, and they don't like these vulgar women. It's our fault for not treating them well."
Tan Wenjie took the seat at the main table. Although he was the youngest among the group, he was the leader specially chosen by the group. Some people also tried to give him the title of president of the Chamber of Commerce, but he refused.
"There is a big business deal recently. Is Mr. Tan interested?"
"What big deal?"
Tan Wenjie was indeed short of money. Helping his second uncle walk in the underworld was spending money faster than burning it, but he couldn't make money with the group of people in front of him.
To put it bluntly, these people were not born and raised in Tanjia Town. If it weren't for the friendship between fellow villagers, Tan Wenjie would not take them to make money together.
Deliberately give them a portion of your business share every time, and spend more time on the accounts.
Xiaohong is not a human being, so you can’t be too dog-like.
"There is a big shot who wants to do business with us." The person who spoke looked at Tan Wenjie.
When it comes to funds and channels, Tan Wenjie must be the one with the biggest stakes, and that big shot even specifically asked Tan Wenjie to join.
The other party talked a lot at the dinner table, but Tan Wenjie was not interested at all. He just said that there was a general who was fighting a war but was short of money, and wanted to find someone to do business with. He provided fame and guns, and the businessmen provided labor and money, and finally everyone shared the money.
In the past, Tan Wenjie might have been very interested, but now he is not interested.
After personally leveling a small hill, the confidence gained from his strength made Tan Wenjie less respectful of the warlords.
I am a walking human arsenal. It is easy for me to take someone's head from thousands of miles away. Why should I care about them?
After the banquet, Tan Wenjie was the first to stand up and leave.
Only the businessmen at the table looked at each other in bewilderment.
One of them said, "It seems that our Master Tan is very arrogant and proud."
"He's Tan Baiwan, a local tyrant. What do you think?"
"Tsk, calling him a local emperor means you really think you are the emperor? You are relying on Marshal Long, right?" The hand wearing the jade ring held the wine cup, "Marshal Long can't protect himself. I heard that many people died."
The table was quiet for a while, and then became lively again.
"A lot of people really died?"
"I heard that the entire Renjia Town turned into a ghost town last night. Every household closed their doors and dared not open them. There was no one alive walking on the street."
"Our boss Tan still has a lot of assets in Renjia Town, hahaha." Someone was gloating.
"What does it have to do with us? The Ren family is far away, and the warlord only wants money. I'd better think about how to coax Boss Tan to take me with him next time he does business."
"You are really, you forget your principles when you see profit... Hey, wait for me, I want to go too!"
(End of this chapter)