Chapter 297 I am only responsible for sending her to the west

Chapter 297 I am only responsible for sending her to the west

Chapter 297 I am only responsible for sending her to the west

Tanjia Town, Magic Mountain.

As Mr. Tan’s key project, the construction schedule here is very tight and there are a large number of construction workers.

The amount of money required to transform an entire mountain into a multi-functional spell base is absolutely astronomical.

Chuyi was eating. His weapons research had entered a critical period. Every time Tan Wenjie sent someone to ask about his research progress, Chuyi would use the same expression and say that his research had entered a critical period.

But this time he confirmed again that he had really entered the critical period.

Before producing any results, Chuyi had already slowly mastered the technique of getting funding from Tan Wenjie. However, a man in a yellow Taoist robe came over and Chuyi felt a lot of pressure.

Could it be that he found someone to replace him?

Following Mr. Tan, it is normal to have competition as he enjoys delicious food and drinks every day.

Just then, his junior fellow apprentice Fifteen came over on patrol. Chuyi quickly swallowed the rice in his bowl, stuffed his mouth with rice, and asked incoherently, "Who is that person?"

"Let me go and ask around."

After a while, Fifteen came back and said with a strange expression, "It seems that there is a ghost on the mountain behind."

"Haunted?" Chuyi said hurriedly, "We in the Maiyi Sect also know how to catch ghosts, so why leave it to him? That guy doesn't seem to have any real skills."

fifteen:"……"

He felt that his senior brother had been a little bit off in the past two days.

"Brother, if you don't come up with any research results, both of us may pack up and leave. Do you still want to catch ghosts?"

"It's almost there. There will be results soon." Chuyi coughed dryly.

Kind of embarrassing.

Chuyi was filled with envy as he watched the other person enter the back mountain.

Mao Shanming followed Fei Bao into the back mountain.

"Brother Feibao, aren't you going to catch ghosts?"

"It's to catch ghosts." Fei Bao nodded, "But I'll be the one catching them."

"what about me?"

"You go in and say hello."

"greet?"

Mao Shanming looked in the direction that Fei Bao pointed, and a family of ghosts appeared with an eerie ghostly aura, and the aura emanating from each of them was stronger than that of Da Bao and Xiao Bao.

"Everyone..." Mao Shanming wanted to speak.

Feibao: “Do it!”

"Oh...ah?" Mao Shanming looked at the ghosts in front of him who stretched out their arms and pinched his neck at the same time, and struggled with his tongue sticking out.

"Pinch him, pinch him!"

The ghosts turned a deaf ear and stubbornly fought against Maoshan Ming.

"Our graves are buried right here. You built houses on our graves, and it's suffocating us." The female ghost complained, "It's said that first come, first served, this is our place."

Mao Shanming continued to stick out his tongue.

Fei Bao: "This is the land of the human world. You are ghosts from the underworld. Staying here will mess up the yin and yang. Do you have a deed to the land?"

He remembered what Tan Wenjie had instructed him to do before he took action: when reasoning with ghosts, remember to keep using your fists.

If the other person is a person who can distinguish right from wrong, he will definitely be obedient after being beaten. If the other person cannot distinguish right from wrong, he will learn to think after being beaten.

He slapped out two Five Thunder Talismans in his hand, lightning flashed, and several ghosts trembled. They retracted their outstretched arms, and the ghost that was hit by the Five Thunder Talisman was shaking, and it seemed that its soul might be torn to pieces at any time.

"If you can help us move the graves, we will definitely not cause trouble." The female ghost said, and immediately added nervously, "Just move it to any place, there is no need to waste money or burn paper money."

"The boss is right." Fei Bao looked at the ghost girl who suddenly became sensible and easy to talk to, "This way, she really makes more sense."

Mao Shanming rubbed his neck and wanted to say a few polite words, but after hesitating, he finally chose to shut up.

It is better to forgive others when you can. Uncle Ming believes that these ghosts know they are wrong, so he will let them go for now.

Perhaps it is really the time of troubled times. Recently, the frequency of ghost stories in various places has become more and more frequent, and the frequency of Zixia's disciples going out to exorcise demons has also increased accordingly.

This also provides an opportunity to train the "Crouching Dragon and Phoenix Chicks".

Just finished listening to Zhang Susu's lecture.

"Help! Taoist priest, help me!"

Looking outside, I saw a man running towards me in a hurry, shouting for help as he ran. He had a very strong lung capacity.

Just as I was about to sigh, I saw the other person rush in and lie on the ground, breathing heavily.

"What's wrong?" Ah Fang went to help.

The other party waved his hands, still breathing heavily.

"Didn't you say you wanted to save lives? Who wants to die?" Ah Xing also asked.

The other person rolled his eyes and continued to breathe heavily.

After panting for more than a minute, the other party finally spoke.

"Help! My brother seems to be possessed by evil spirits."

After he finished speaking, he realized that no one answered.

"save……"

When he was about to yell at the top of his lungs again, Wangcai quickly covered his mouth.

The female corpse also covered her mouth with her hands, following Wangcai's lead.

Tan Wenjie turned around and looked. He felt that it would be a good idea to let Zhang Susu go for this task, as he felt a little overwhelmed by what he had learned today.

But Zhang Susu shook her head: "I don't have much time left, so it's best not to use my magic power at will."

He turned his head and looked around.

It's broken, there's not a single reliable one.

Let these people go along, and nothing will become something, and small things will become big things.

"I go?"

Tan Wenjie is interested in catching powerful zombies and ghosts. He has now reserved the Millennium Zombie King. He is not very interested in other things. And the fact that men can come to him for help shows that the problem is not serious.

A truly powerful character would never let anyone escape alive.

In the end, it was decided that Liao Zhen and A Fang would go with Tan Wenjie, because Xiao Hai and the others had work in the afternoon and they were very popular recently.

A banana grove.

The yin energy is floating.

There was a thatched house next to it with a red cloth hanging in front of the door.

"Is your family having a wedding?" Liao Zhen asked puzzledly.

"I-I don't know."

“There’s nothing wrong with holding a wedding, but it’s hard to say whether it’s a joy or sorrow for people.” Tan Wenjie never thought that one day he would be able to be a teacher to others.

It feels very novel, and among the two people brought, Afang is just a bonus, while Liao Zhen is a little silly but very intelligent.

"Where is your brother?" Alfang asked.

"over there."

A man dressed in red and green fell to the ground, his eyes were blue and he was foaming at the mouth.

"What's wrong with him?" Liao Zhen asked.

"From a professional perspective, if your essence and energy leak out, your yang energy will be greatly damaged, and your body will be depleted, which may shorten your lifespan."

The two looked at each other, not understanding.

"How about in layman's terms?"

"I'm going to have a stroke." Tan Wenjie pinched his nose, "Look, it's bleeding. I guess I can only use it to pee for the rest of my life.

Not far from death.

Several people present shuddered, it was too vicious!
The most vicious harm to a man is not to chop off his head, but to make him use all his strength but only drip on his shoes.
Every bit of warmth is the unwillingness of adults.

"Mr. Tan, can my brother still be saved?" the man asked anxiously.

"I have some medicine. I'll bring some back and boil it for your brother to drink so he can be full of energy."

Liao Zhen’s father used it and said it was good.

I heard that he has already married a concubine.

"Yes, my father can still have children at such an old age, so your brother will definitely be fine." Liao Zhen took the initiative to come forward and speak from his own experience.

Tan Wenjie: “…” You are a good son. If your father knew that you were promoting his abilities like this, he would definitely give you your favorite big pussy.

Tan Wenjie turned and looked at the banana grove.

"The one who is having a tryst with your brother is probably the banana spirit. It is hiding in the banana forest."

"We must eliminate the hateful banana spirit!" several people said in unison.

When it comes to shoe peeing, their empathy is too strong.

"It's hiding in the banana forest, occupying a favorable location..." Tan Wenjie paused. He felt that he might have been influenced by the internationalization of Maoshan. "It's a bit troublesome to lure the banana spirit out... Let's burn it."

Liao Zhen also nodded: "That's a good idea."

Ah Fang and the other two: "Ah?"

This banana grove must be worth a lot of money. Burning it on fire might kill the banana spirit, but what about the people who rely on the banana grove for their livelihood?

"Deputy Master, did you catch ghosts like this before?" Ah Fang asked, swallowing his saliva.

"Not necessarily. It depends on the situation. Basically, I won't use this trick."

"Huh" Alfang breathed a sigh of relief.

But Tan Wenjie continued: "Spending money can only solve a small part of the problem, and most of the time it is of little use."

It turns out this is the procedure that rich people use to catch ghosts.

Suddenly I felt that the ghost catching method that Zhang Susu taught me was pretty good. Everyone has their own way of catching ghosts.

The man also asked, "Is there any economical way?"

After burning the banana grove, he felt that he could also jump into the well with his brother.

"I know you're looking for value for money, so I can only use seduction. Find a man to wear red and green clothes, use a red string as a matchmaker, and lure the banana spirit out to the bridal chamber."

A Fang and Liao Zhen looked at each other, then looked at Tan Wenjie at the same time.

"I can go, but who will catch the banana spirit?"

The two immediately gave up and looked at the man asking for help.

The other person's head shook like a rattle.

"I definitely can't. I still have to take care of my brother."

So they both pointed at each other at the same time.

"Then Ah Zhen will go."

"Deputy Sect Leader, you know me well." Liao Zhen touched his bald head and said with a bitter face, "If I wanted to get married, I would have agreed long ago. How could I spend my wedding night with the Banana Fairy? I am not interested in that kind of thing."

He pointed at Ah Fang and said, "Why not let Ah Fang go? He is most interested in that kind of thing. Every time he gets paid, he always uses the money to support the helpless young lady in Phoenix Tower."

"I am interested, but I am ugly."

"Don't say any more. Ah Zhen will definitely go." Tan Wenjie interrupted the two people's politeness and said, "It must be a virgin boy."

"Hey, I'm not anymore!" Ah Fang clapped his hands.

Tan Wenjie shook his head. If he was still a virgin, how could he give up such a good thing to Liao Zhen? What he liked most was role-playing.

"I have another question." Liao Zhen said.

"Speak quickly."

"We were so loud just now, could the banana spirit have heard it?"

"What nonsense! Go!"

The banana spirit is a big sex addict. She wants to suck men wildly when she sees them. How could she possibly understand their plan?

If the other party really understands sustainable development, they should put up a sign, let old customers attract new customers, and the new customers attract their friends, so that they can snatch the business of Fenghuanglou on their own. Then they will have men to eat every day.

Like now, he is taking a sheep and trying to pull it to death without thinking about the consequences. He doesn't even know the basic skill of looking for a better one while riding a donkey. It is certain that the other party's IQ is not high.

A few minutes later, Liao Zhen dressed in red and green as the groom, tied his toes with red thread and walked into the room reluctantly.

Tan Wenjie nodded with satisfaction.

Although he was careless on purpose, he still ruined Liao Zhen's marriage. It is better to demolish ten temples than to destroy a marriage.

He certainly would not tear down the temple casually, but he could make some compensation. Caiyi was not a human, and neither was the banana fairy. Since his wife was not a human, it would be the same whoever he married.

"Remember to save me." Liao Zhen's voice came from the thatched hut.

"Shut up, it's time to enter the bridal chamber."

Ah Fang stood beside Tan Wenjie and glanced at the red line on the ground.

The red line shrank and suddenly rolled into the room.

A Fang: (head_head)
That's not right. Wasn't he supposed to hold the red string? Why didn't Tan Wenjie do anything?

He couldn't help himself and asked, "Deputy Sect Leader, is Ah Zhen okay in there?"

"Ah? I don't know either."

"What!" Ah Fang stared.

"I've only been in this business for less than a year. It's good enough that I can catch ghosts, chop zombies, and know a little bit about Feng Shui. Do you still expect me to catch the banana spirit?" Tan Wenjie asked with full confidence.

"But won't Zhen be in danger?"

"He can't die even if I die."

People are different. You can become a disciple of Maoshan and learn Taoism. If you continue to practice hard for a few decades, you may be able to get into the underworld and escape the cycle of reincarnation.

The fact that Liao Zhen was able to come and learn Taoism was entirely because Zixia Temple had good fortune and got him in advance. No matter how he practices in the end, he will definitely be able to ascend to heaven.

Suddenly, a golden light shone brightly in the thatched hut, and a beautiful figure in red makeup fled out in panic.

Tan Wenjie tiptoed the ground and suddenly rushed in front of the figure.

Shackles and manacles appeared behind him.

"Go away!"

There was a flash of light, and the bride in red fell to the ground with her hands and feet bound, unable to move.

Liao Zhen also ran out in panic at this time: "I, I, I... I just saw her pounce on me, biting and touching me."

Ah Fang's eyes turned red as he watched from the side.

Look at the banana spirit, then look at Liao Zhen, and then look at the banana spirit again.

Given the banana fairy's looks and figure, the price was beyond his reach.

Hearing that my brother is about to have bad luck, I feel secretly happy, but seeing my brother at the peak of his life is even more painful than eating three pounds of shit myself.

"You have now entered the bridal chamber, now take a look at your wife." Tan Wenjie pointed at the banana spirit.

He didn't understand why the two people were blushing. Was it just this kind of people?
"Husband~" The banana fairy's voice was so sweet that the people who heard it blushed.

"What a great move, the Lion's Roar Technique, I almost got into trouble."

In the eyes of Ah Fang and others, the Banana Fairy is a sexy beauty, but Tan Wenjie can only see her appearance without the beauty filter.

This is good, but be careful not to be deceived. As a person who loves purely, he can't stand being deceived by others, especially in appearance.

But the banana spirit's voice is really nice.

If she wasn't full of life, I would really like to catch her and raise her at home, and set up my own formation.

"Should we let her go?" Liao Zhen hesitated.

Ever since he was old enough to understand, he had only wanted to cultivate immortality, but at this moment, hearing the pleading voice of "his wife", he softened his heart.

Tan Wenjie didn't say anything. He turned his wrist and a machete appeared in his palm.

Although the machete is becoming less and less powerful and can no longer meet his needs, it can still be used to kill some small demons.

He lifted his right foot and rubbed the knife back and forth on the sole of his shoe twice.

[Talent: Sharpening weapons before battle lv1, can temporarily sharpen equipment, damage +5%]

The blade is slightly red.

He walked behind the banana spirit and kicked it on the back, forcing the shackled banana spirit to kneel down.

Falling knife.

[Experience +50]

"I understand." Liao Zhen seemed to be thinking about something. "You mean, since she has done something wrong, she must accept the punishment. If you let her go today, she may make the same mistake again tomorrow."

Tan Wenjie: “…”

You know how to reflect.

"No." Tan Wenjie shook his head. "I want to kill demons and monsters when I see them. It is the Buddha's job to educate them. I am only responsible for sending them to heaven."

(End of this chapter)