Chapter 302 Pants and Fire Tongs
Going south from the Qinyue Sand Sea, one has to pass through the Great Jin Kingdom in the plains, the Great Shu Kingdom in half mountain and half basin, and the Great Qian Kingdom in the land of thousands of mountains.
After arriving at the Daqian Kingdom, continue heading south and out of the territory of the Daqian Kingdom, you will reach the neighboring forest country - the Dayue Kingdom.
It only took Xu Zhenfeng and his men a few days to enter the territory of the Great Jin Kingdom.
The Great Jin Kingdom is almost entirely plains. The empire has fertile land and abundant resources. It is one of the most powerful empires in the Three Realms.
Xuantian Sect also has a branch here.
However, this place is not like Qinyue Kingdom, where Xuantian Sect is the only dominant sect.
There are also Buddhism and Confucianism here.
Even Jingmiao Pavilion, which specializes in refining instruments and elixirs, has a branch in the capital here.
Alchemy, weapon refining, medicine, and talismans are all the shortcomings of Yaoshan.
Knowing that the Great Jin Kingdom has a Jingmiao Pavilion, Xu Zhenfeng insisted on going to take a look. Whether he could buy some protective magic weapons, magical treasures, elixirs, etc. was another matter, but at least he could broaden his horizons.
Cifeng and the Golden-backed Goshawk were resting and waiting in the wild forest outside the city.
Xu Zhenfeng brought the Huangjing doll and disguised himself as an ordinary human father and son and entered the capital of Dajin.
Both of them have magical weapons given by Lang Xiangtian that can isolate demonic energy while emitting the aura of the human race.
Unless there is a cultivator with higher cultivation than them who deliberately explores his talent and cultivation, no one can tell that this father and son are from the demon race.
However, in this world of cultivation, anyone who dares to rashly check the talents and strengths of others is equivalent to launching a life-and-death challenge.
It is impossible for any monk to do this easily.
The Great Jin Kingdom is indeed one of the most powerful empires in the Three Realms.
The capital covers a vast area and is home to no less than hundreds of millions of ordinary human beings.
There are also hundreds of thousands of monks, plus no less than one million royal families and wealthy nobles.
Xu Zhenfeng had never seen such a prosperous and huge city in his previous life.
After paying the city entry tax, the father and son demons wandered around the outer circle of the city from morning to night.
However, the branch of Jingmiaoge is located in the city, almost close to the imperial palace.
The Xuantian Sect and Buddhism, the Confucian branch, and the Jingmiao Pavilion are located in the four directions of the imperial palace.
That night, Xu Zhenfeng took Huang Jingwawa and checked into the inn with the certificate of passage he bought from someone outside the city.
This inn is not luxurious, but it is not bad either.
That's it in Xu Zhenfeng's eyes.
How could Huangjing Doll have ever enjoyed the gorgeous clothes and attentive service of the human race?
Someone also brought a bathtub and hot water.
The bathtub is filled with various medicinal herbs and fragrant woods for bathing.
The Huangjing baby dove into the bathtub, screaming in comfort and refusing to come out no matter what.
Even the food was brought into the room by the waiter, and Xu Zhenfeng fed him mouthful by mouthful. No matter what, he just refused to leave the bathtub.
The little guy stayed in the bath until night, and his skin turned pale and wrinkled.
Xu Zhenfeng finally managed to get him out, wiped him dry with a cloth, and threw him on the bed.
Before the little thing could say anything, it closed its eyes and fell asleep.
At this time, the servants had already gone to bed, and Xu Zhenfeng was too lazy to ask them to get up and serve.
He poured the entire bucket of bath water that the Huangjing doll had been soaking in into the backyard garden.
The next day, the father and son got up and went to the hall to eat.
The waiter brought breakfast, and the father and son ate while looking around the hall.
The demons have excellent hearing, so the father and son heard two waiters serving guests at the entrance hall chatting about the flowers in a garden in the backyard of the inn that suddenly grew rapidly, and even a few pomegranates that were about to wither and die became green and full of vitality.
"I think this is a sign that something good is going to happen to our boss."
One of the waiters said as he looked at the passers-by coming and going outside the door.
"That's not necessarily true. Haven't you heard? Over on Sancha Street, the Cui family, who run a silver shop, also had a lot of flowers blooming in their backyard last year, but half a month later, the old lady passed away."
Another waiter said in a low voice.
"Shh, don't say that."
The waiter who spoke first quickly silenced him.
After looking around for a few times, he glared at the man opposite him and said, "Such an auspicious thing just happened in our inn. What you said about the Cui family is that you are going to ask the boss to beat you up."
The other waiter realized that he had said something wrong and quickly slapped himself twice on the face.
"Oh, look at my broken mouth, little Sanzi, you can't tell anyone this, or I'll ask your sister-in-law to beat you with red-hot tongs."
The waiter across from him suddenly chuckled upon hearing this and whispered, "You want my sister-in-law to beat me with red-hot tongs? It would be better to let my sister-in-law beat me with her panties, that would be more powerful."
The other waiter was immediately furious and wanted to curse, but when he came to his senses, he just spat at him hatefully.
"Little Sanzi, you are so wicked. When you get married, I will show you how I will deal with you."
After hearing the first few sentences, Xu Zhenfeng already knew that it was he who spilled the Huangjing doll's bath water into the backyard garden last night.
How could those ordinary flowers and green plants ever be nourished by water that contains pure spiritual energy of heaven and earth like the one used to soak the Huangjing Doll?
It grew lush overnight and saved several dying old trees.
Huang Jingwawa was very interested in the following words of the two waiters.
I saw the two waiters cursed at each other and then stopped talking.
The little guy asked Xu Zhenfeng while eating breakfast, blinking his big eyes.
"Dad, why is it that his sister-in-law's pants can whip people more powerfully than red-hot tongs?"
The little thing speaks without restraint, and his voice is crisp and babyish, not low.
In the entire dining hall, most of the guests having breakfast heard it.
Suddenly, the whole cafeteria burst into laughter.
Among them, there was one with a forthright personality who had already answered the little fellow's words.
"Little baby, you are still young, your hair hasn't even started to grow yet, so naturally you don't understand this principle.
When you grow up and get married, you will understand why you are not afraid of your sister-in-law's fire tongs, but your sister-in-law's pants. "
Before Xu Zhenfeng could give any instructions, Huang Jing baby had already opened his big, confused eyes and asked the guest.
"Why are underpants more powerful? Can underpants also burn red and whip people?"
As soon as he asked this question, the whole room burst into laughter again.
The hooch continued to answer while laughing, "My sister-in-law's panties don't need to be burned red, they're just flirty. There's a difference between burning and flirting, baby boy."
Huang Jing Baby didn't like being called a baby, so he rolled his eyes and said, "I don't believe it. I'm going to steal a pair of pants tonight and see if it can be more powerful than whipping with red-hot tongs."
At this time, several people in the hall had already fallen down laughing, and the rich guest was also laughing so hard that he couldn't catch his breath. While panting, he chuckled and said:
"That's great, but you have to remember that you have to steal your sister-in-law's pants to have that power, not someone else's."
Huang Jingwawa thought for a moment and suddenly said, "Pah, you are so wicked. You are laughing at me for not having a sister-in-law, right? I will steal your wife's pants tonight."
Now, the wealthy guest couldn't laugh anymore, but the others were laughing so hard that they stamped their feet.
Xu Zhenfeng quickly covered Huang Jing's mouth, nodded apologetically at the wealthy guest, paid the bill, and then carried the little guy out of the inn.