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Jiang Lu pursed his lips, with a complicated expression: "If it was before, I would believe you if you said it was a dragon, but now..."
"It's really a dragon!" The village chief thought that Jiang Lu didn't believe it, and wanted to prove it eagerly: "The gods said it was a dragon!"
"Then can you describe to me what the dragon you are talking about looks like?"
"Its body is very long, it moves very flexibly and quickly, its body is covered with scales, and it also has claws. Isn't this a dragon?"
Listening to the village chief's description, Jiang Lu began to believe it.
With this kind of appearance, it seems that there is no such thing in the human body. Is it really a dragon?
Jiang Lu's curiosity was successfully aroused.
Although I don’t know why there is this kind of creature in the intestines, I believe that once I see it, all the confusion will be solved.
"Okay, I'll remember it." Jiang Lu agreed to the village chief, but he still added: "But I can't guarantee whether it can be done."
"If there is nothing you can do, there is nothing we can do."
The village chief smiled bitterly, then changed the topic and suddenly said:
"Since you agreed to my request, no matter whether I can help you or not, I would like to consider it as a thank you gift or a thoughtful gesture. Please bring the most powerful artifact in our village!"
Jiang Lu's eyes lit up.
The legendary village sword?
"Yeah."
Accepting the village chief's kindness, Jiang Lu followed him to the village's treasure house.
The villagers who were crazy in the square have now calmed down.
In order to prevent them from getting too high and causing sudden death, the village chief concealed the identity of the visitor from Jiang Lu Divine Kingdom, saying only that he was a brave man who came from afar to help them kill the evil dragon in their original home.
The villagers were naturally very excited about this.
One pass to ten, ten to one hundred, by the time Jiang Lu walked to the treasure house, all the villagers had gathered here.
On the one hand, he wants to express his respect and blessings to the brave man. On the other hand, he naturally wants to witness the most powerful artifact in the village being born again and show its edge to the world!
As the village chief ordered people to slowly open the heavy wooden door, a dusty and primitive atmosphere came oncoming.
The dust swept across, but it couldn't cover up the peerless and ferocious aura in the airtight treasure house.
Jiang Lu felt this breath and couldn't help but sigh:
"I never imagined that a small anus could have such a mystery!"
He moved his steps and slowly walked into the dark warehouse.
His eyes couldn't adapt to the darkness for a while, so he had to blink constantly. After rubbing it a few times, he could finally see the scene in the treasure house clearly.
But the strange thing is that Jiang Lu looked around, but did not see the so-called artifact. The huge treasure house was actually empty.
"Where's the stuff?"
Jiang Lu turned around and asked.
The village chief followed, looked around, and then whispered: "At your feet."
Jiang Lu lowered his head and saw what he had guessed was a red shield-like thing, and quickly jumped away.
"Oops, sorry, didn't pay attention."
"It doesn't matter." The village chief picked up the shield, blew on it twice, and then handed it to Jiang Lu respectfully: "Please take it."
Seeing the village chief being so solemn, Jiang Lu couldn't help but become serious and took the shield seriously.
As soon as the shield was in hand, Jiang Lu felt a burning pain in his hand.
He was shocked: "This is..."
The village chief chuckled and showed Jiang Lu his palm, which was so red and swollen that it had blisters. After just a moment of contact, his hand was already injured to this extent.
It shows how much he values this shield. In order to hand it over to Jiang Lu in a ceremonial manner, he did not hesitate to pay such a price!
Jiang Lu was a little moved: "Are you okay?"
"It doesn't matter." The village chief looked at Jiang Lu's palm that had a burning sensation but no scars at all, and took a long breath as if he had fulfilled a wish: "Seeing that you can control its power, I will not worried."
"So what's going on with this shield?" Jiang Lu asked.
The village chief spoke slowly: "This is an artifact that somehow found its way into the ravines. Although it was sleeping at the moment and there was nothing special about it, when it first appeared, it burned several villagers alive. .
And its power is uncontrollable fire! I am sure that it is the supreme weapon that has flown from the Kingdom of God to the human world, so I believe that perhaps only you can control it in this world. "
Jiang Lu suddenly had a bad feeling.
He has already learned from experience that anything related to the Kingdom of God may not be a good thing.
He subconsciously held the shield and walked out of the treasure house. When they saw him coming out, the other villagers instinctively backed away. This was out of admiration for the brave man and awe for the artifact in his hand.
But Jiang Lu didn't pay attention to these, and only observed carefully under the sufficient light source outdoors.
This observation really gave him some clues.
Although the shape is similar to a shield, its material is not like any kind of metal, wood or any other composite.
Feeling the hot touch and the village chief's description, Jiang Lu got closer and smelled it, and then finally recognized the material of the shield.
"Is this... chili pepper?!"
"Did you recognize its material?" The village chief was overjoyed: "You are indeed its destined owner!"
Jiang Lu threw away his shield with a gloomy look on his face: "Take whoever you love."
But who would have thought that the "shield" that was thought to be just an ordinary Xiaomi Spicy actually spewed fire the moment it landed on the ground under Jiang Lu's rough manipulation.
This startled Jiang Lu and he picked up the shield again.
The village chief on the side, who was burnt because he got too close, laughed when he saw this: "Look, I said it could breathe fire, right?"
"How... could this be possible?" Jiang Lu frowned, "Could it be true that the legend of Sichuan people's butts can spit fire?"
Although he didn't know what the principle was, Jiang Lu decided to bring it with him for the time being.
"Does it have a name?" Jiang Lu asked the village chief.
"No, please get one."
Jiang Lu nodded, raised the shield to the sun, looked at the crystal clear red glow reflected by the millet pepper and said:
"Then I'll call you... Fire Happy."
Chapter 224 Jiang Lu’s poor travel
When Jiang Lu read out the name, it was obvious that Xiaomi Spicy Shield jumped with joy.
It’s as natural and harmonious as the beating when a girl lowers her head, touches her, and asks, “Do you miss me?”
"As expected of you, it is really happy!"
The village chief said with some relief.
As the first person to learn writing and language and popularize it, although the village chief is just E. coli, his character is noble.
He would not regard the fire as his property just because it appeared around the village. Even if he couldn't use it, he would still occupy the latrine and not shit.
On the contrary, he prefers to find an owner who can truly gain its approval, so as to gain a sense of satisfaction and achievement.
This kind of quality is very rare even in the human world, so although he didn't show it, Jiang Lu's recognition of him in his heart was even higher.
"Well, thank you for being a good shield, I'm ready to go."
"Oh, wait!"
The village chief seemed to have just remembered something, so he called Jiang Lu again, and then handed him a long gelatinous object that looked like bean sprouts.
Jiang Lu took the bean sprouts, which were one-third of the thickness of his arm, and asked curiously: "What is this?"
"My wife." The village chief replied.
Jiang Lu was stunned for a moment, then subconsciously threw it out: "Grass!"
Fortunately, the village chief had quick eyes and quick hands and caught the bean sprouts in mid-air.
But he probably misunderstood something. Jiang Lu thought it was a plug-in that was dirty, but he thought Jiang Lu was afraid that it was alive, so he quickly explained:
“Literally, it’s part of my wife.
She was dead, but the tentacles hidden inside her brain were still intact and functioning normally.
There are tentacles in the foreheads of our tribe that can exchange information. Before we could not speak, we all communicated in this way.
You will inevitably meet people of other races here. Most races that live in groups have similar structures. If you want to communicate with them normally, you must use it. "
"Uh...Is that so? Sorry."
Jiang Lu took Douya back in embarrassment, feeling a little guilty. He didn't expect that the village chief was so thoughtful and even took out his wife's belongings for his own convenience. He couldn't be called a good person, he was completely qualified. He is a saint.
"Then how should I use it?" Jiang Lu rarely showed the greatest degree of politeness.
"Just stick it on your forehead. Although other races have no language, their intentions can be conveyed to your consciousness."
After saying that, the village chief helped Jiang Lu stick the bean sprouts on his forehead.
Everything went smoothly, but the bad thing was that because the bean sprouts were gelatinous and would bend and hang down, Jiang Lu now looked like a lantern fish, a bit like a unicorn, a bit like Squidward's nose growing on his forehead, and a bit like... well, it's hard to say.
Jiang Lu flicked the bean sprouts with his hands, making them dangle.
It looks more like this.
After a moment of silence, Jiang Lu turned his head in circles, making it spin like a windmill, and then laughed happily.
It can be seen that he is very satisfied with this look.
After getting tired of playing, Jiang Lu remembered and asked: "Oh, by the way, didn't you say that all of you have tentacles? Why didn't I see it?"
"Yes, they are just hidden, you see."
As he spoke, the village chief exerted his strength and made a constipation sound from his mouth.
Soon, a slight bulge appeared on its forehead.
Under the bulge, Jiang Lu discovered that there was a pinhole-like hole in the center of the bulge.