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"Did my approachability lead to doubts about my professionalism? Haha, it's really ironic."
"I'm not questioning you..."
"Very well, in this case, I have to let you feel the trembling of the world!"
Jiang Lu took out the Joy of Fire and smiled evilly:
"do you know?
The human intestine is home to 10 trillion bacteria, which can affect weight and digestion, as well as protect against infection and the risk of autoimmune diseases.
At the same time, there are more than 400 species of bacteria that can be cultured.
If you eat hot pot once and add spicy millet, then every bacteria will be strongly stimulated by capsaicin, the body structure will be severely damaged, corpses will pile up in the intestines, and in severe cases, it will cause hemorrhoids.
Have you ever thought about it? No, you only care about yourselves! "
As he spoke, the Fire Joy glowed slightly with red gold, and the surrounding temperature also rose sharply. It seemed that the air was distorted by the heat, and even the owner of the intestines felt a sudden pain in his stomach and wanted to poop.
"What is he talking about? What is he going to say again? It feels like something terrible is going to happen? So who is going to stop him?"
The head of the Lactic Acid Bacteria Village panicked.
Although the other village chiefs could not understand what Jiang Lu was talking about at all, it did not affect them. They were all frightened by the madness in his tone and the indescribable huge energy in the Fire Joy and did not dare to speak.
But at this critical moment, the equally panicked Bifidobacterium suppressed his fear and begged: "Brave! Please accept your magical powers!"
Seeing that their reactions had achieved the effect he wanted, Jiang Lu raised his eyebrows and put away his joy with satisfaction: "Don't worry, I'll just show off."
Of course he won't burn down the village, otherwise what if the evil dragon comes and sees the ruins and regrets leaving?
So he simply showed off his strength, not even using the most powerful Heavenly Holy Fire and Three Flavors True Fire that he could currently master.
But what he didn't expect was that just as he was about to put away his joy of fire, he suddenly heard questioning whispers again.
"The posture alone is scary, but we are not allowed to see the actual effect. Isn't it just a show?"
"Ok?"
Jiang Lu frowned:
"I was afraid of burning down the village so I didn't use my strength. But in your eyes, I felt guilty? Am I cheap?"
"Hey, how can you hear..."
Obviously, he forgot that Jiang Lu was the group leader and could hear everyone chatting.
No matter how well-educated Jiang Lu is, he will still get angry if he encounters repeated questioning from this negative personality, especially since he has little or no self-cultivation.
Comparing it with the village chief of Juhua Village, it was a stark contrast. The more Jiang Lu looked at these bacteria, the more he felt displeased. If he hadn't wanted to ride a dragon, he would have had the urge to just run away.
But just when he was about to lose his temper, the Bifidobacterium Village Chief stepped forward before him.
"Shut up! If even the brave can't do it, then no one in the world can deal with it! So put away your ignorance, learn more if you don't understand, and don't be embarrassed anymore! I've wanted to ask for a long time "What else will you do besides playing devil's advocate and destroying unity?"
"How could you..." The other party was speechless.
Even Jiang Lu was surprised by his fierce words: "Is he so violent?"
After teaching the other party a lesson, Bifidobacterium turned to Jiang Lu: "Please do what you want, I will support you no matter what."
The sudden trust not only confused Jiang Lu, but even the village chiefs looked at each other.
In short, with the approval of Bifidobacterium, although some village chiefs may still have doubts about Jiang Lu's ability, and may still believe that the evil dragon is superior to the brave, at least on the surface they no longer dare to show anything blatantly.
Just like that, time quickly came to the next day.
Other villages followed the usual practice and prepared handsome young men to be sacrificed to the evil dragon.
However, the boy who was originally selected for the Lactic Acid Bacteria Village did not appear at the ceremony, because the one wearing a wedding dress had been replaced by Jiang Lu. At this time, he was sitting alone on the stone slab waiting for the arrival of the evil dragon.
Everyone originally thought that Jiang Lu would kill the evil dragon at the sacrifice site.
But he insisted on finding the dragon's lair, and the village chiefs did not dare to object, so they had no choice but to follow his plan.
"Perhaps you want to find the treasures it has plundered and kept in its lair over the years?"
"Maybe you want to rescue those teenagers who may still be alive?"
"Don't even guess. The brave man's strategy must be something we can't understand."
"Too..."
The germs hiding in the house whisper.
But Jiang Lu actually thought very simply.
"In terms of beauty..." Jiang Lu, who was in the bride, laughed very perversely: "I, Jiang, will not lose!"
As time passed, the sky finally began to darken and the wind began to blow, as if foreshadowing something that had been brewing for a long time was about to come...
Chapter 226: Dragon duels in the arena!
Looking at the surging wind and clouds in the dim vision, Jiang Lu couldn't help but tremble.
“It’s a bit cold…”
After hesitating for a moment, he manifested the [warm silk nightgown] on his body.
“Sometimes the psychological effect does have some effect.”
he sighed.
Although the role of nightgown has always existed, subjectively it still feels like wearing an extra piece of clothing.
And this is also another plan.
When the evil dragon sees the beautiful young man wearing this kind of nightgown with the charm of a mature woman, he will definitely feel that this tribute is very hot, and then the S attribute will explode, and he will lose his guard.
This is a plan to attack the heart!
As soon as Jiang Lu finished all this, the dark mist condensed into dark clouds that covered the sky.
The lightning flashed from time to time, and the brief brilliance cast a dark shadow on the strange existence rolling in the dark clouds.
Just as the mayor of Juhua Village said, it was a long, giant monster about a hundred meters long.
In a daze, Jiang Lu seemed to see its two pairs of sharp claws and the two tentacles on its head.
"Really a dragon?"
Jiang Lu was shocked.
I thought it would be a parasite, but I didn't expect it to be a real dragon.
Soon, a huge dragon head poked out from the clouds, and then sped towards the ground.
But it didn't come towards Jiang Lu, but flew to the next village first.
Then, under Jiang Lu's gaze, the giant white dragon that was entrenched in mid-air stretched out its front paws and grabbed a young man from the village who was very handsome according to the aesthetics of the bacteria. Then he threw it directly into his mouth.
"Eh?" Jiang Lu was startled: "Did you eat it directly?"
This made him a little confused. Since it was for food, why did he emphasize on looking good-looking? Wouldn't it be better to find a big fat pig? It's sizzling and oily after one sip.
And she also has to wear flowers to get married.
It's as good as Michelin. You can't eat more than two bites, and it's full of fancy things. It doesn't make sense.
But before Jiang Lu could figure it out, the dragon had already set his sights on him.
At this time, Jiang Lu had angrily taken off half of his wedding dress, revealing his nightgown and a pair of hairy legs. Although his face was delicate, his long-term training had made his figure completely incompatible with that of a young man.
The dragon soon became interested in him.
Looking at the thin young men placed on the stone slabs in several other villages, and looking at the strong Jiang Lu hidden under the thin appearance, it couldn't help but let out a terrifying laugh.
"Hehe...contrast..."
"?"
Jiang Lu frowned:
"Nan Ning, right? It's a good start."
I don't know what the dragon was thinking, but it decisively gave up on the other teenagers and went straight to Jiang Lu.
Soon, the dragon successfully threw Jiang Lu into his mouth, who had no intention of resisting at all.
Jiang Lu only felt that his vision went dark for a moment, then vibrated a few times, and then started to slide down.
"Since we are eating directly, there is nothing we can do. It seems there is no room for negotiation."
Jiang Lu said to himself.
But as soon as he finished speaking, he was about to take out the Joy of Fire and give the dragon a hard blow, but he didn't expect that he had already reached the bottom.
boom!
He fell into the water.
Because he was still talking a second ago, he didn't have time to close his mouth, so he took a big bite.
where is this?
Inside the dragon's body.
Without even thinking about it, what he fell into must be the dragon's stomach.
Jiang Lu felt nauseous for a moment and jumped up desperately.
After finally climbing onto the shore, Jiang Lu, who felt extremely uncomfortable in his stomach, immediately threw himself on the ground and vomited crazily.
"vomit!"
His eyes were red from vomiting, mucus was flying from his nose, and his vision became blurred.
Soon, a puddle of filth appeared in front of him.
It's hard to imagine what this giant dragon ate.
Forget about enoki mushrooms and corn kernels. After all, they are difficult to digest and they are also normal foods.
But what about this half stocking?
There are also these nipple pasties, lip studs, earrings, and even a well-preserved loudspeaker.