Chapter 307 Cursed Paradise
Chapter 307 Cursed Paradise
As Tan Wenjie followed the "magician" into his home, Asan was the first to notice something was wrong.
"Hello, I have an appointment for an exorcism."
Tan Wenjie takes good care of the business of his peers. His peers in the Republic of China all know that Mr. Tan is handsome, strong and especially likes to pass on business orders to his peers. He is simply a walking philanthropist.
He is known as "the sucker", "the timely rain" and "the first paid ghost catcher".
Today we are here to help Asan. We can’t let her avoid seeing a doctor because of her illness.
Without giving Asan time to stay, he raised his hand and knocked on the completely open door.
Inside was a normal family living room with an altar in the north. Tan Wenjie glanced at the altar and saw an unfamiliar statue, which looked like a Buddha and a Taoist, most likely a local god.
A mother and daughter were talking.
As a man and a ghost walked in, the air froze instantly.
The mother glanced at the door, and her eyes suddenly narrowed when they met Asan.
She anxiously shouted to Tan Wenjie: "Get out of the way!"
As he said this, he suddenly bit his finger, and flicked it. Blood spread out and turned into a yellow talisman as big as a bed sheet in the air. The yellow talisman quickly rushed forward and hit Asan, pinning him to the spot.
Then she quickly grabbed the camera on the altar, opened it quickly and aimed it at Asan.
Snapped!
When the flash light shone, the confused Asan was captured and disappeared in an instant.
The Polaroid camera “buzzed” with prints.
"Huh." The mother breathed a sigh of relief.
"Mom?" The daughter was a little unresponsive.
Something happened suddenly just now.
Tan Wenjie: “?”
Wait, something doesn't seem right.
He understood that biting one's finger to draw a talisman, but he didn't quite understand biting one's finger and using a drop of blood to turn it into a huge yellow talisman.
Coach, I want to learn this!
"Axin, go to the bedroom and rest for a while. I have something to discuss with this gentleman."
"Oh." After nodding and greeting Tan Wenjie, the girl turned around and went back to her room.
But the door of the room was not closed, leaving a gap.
"Master Yu? I'm a disciple of Maoshan, and I've come to visit you specially." Tan Wenjie's eyes were on the camera in the other's hand.
He has a lot to ask.
The Master Yu in front of him, the talisman drawn with blood just now, and the Polaroid camera that gave him a very strong sense of déjà vu.
But the other party's next sentence confused him.
"Maoshan?" Master Yu looked a little strange. "Is there really a Maoshan?"
Why don't you play by the rules?
"Haven't you heard of Maoshan?"
"I've seen the movie, and there are indeed Maoshan disciples in it."
Eyes wide open.
"I think your brain might not be in good condition." Master Yu said, "Come here, I will help you to exorcise the evil spirits. If you stay with dirty things for a long time, you will lose your mind."
There are indeed many strange things about Tan Wenjie. Maybe he is even more vicious than some evil spirits.
He could only use the simplest method to prove his identity. He flipped his palm and the Samadhi True Fire burned.
"You really know magic?" Now it was her turn to be surprised.
"Guaranteed, a disciple of Maoshan." Tan Wenjie puffed out his chest.
"But the Maoshan disciple is fake."
"Didn't you use it before... Wait a minute!" Tan Wenjie suddenly stopped, "What talisman did you use when you bit your finger just now?"
He had never seen talismans drawn in that way before; it looked as if it was just randomly drawn.
He had seen this method before. There was a man who was very good at this kind of operation. That man was called Leon.
Finally, they stopped glaring at each other and had a simple communication.
The camera in Master Yu's hand is a treasure. It can capture the photos of ghosts on Polaroid film and then burn them to send them to the underworld.
If you bite your finger and draw a talisman, you can make the ghost stunned.
Other than that, no more.
Just knowing two tricks is enough to travel the world.
Possessed by a ghost, take a photo.
I was struck by evil, so I took a photo.
When a ghost comes to take your life, take a photo.
In short, taking photos can solve 99% of the problems. The remaining 1% is the fault tolerance rate, which depends on whether the customer is lucky enough.
No wonder the customer feedback on the Internet is 100% positive. It’s not the customers who died, but the objects that need to be conquered.
The other party insisted that he had traveled around the world for many years and had never met a Maoshan disciple with real skills. To be more precise, he had never seen a divine apparition.
"How could there be gods in this world?"
"No gods? That's impossible. I can clearly feel it."
He has someone above him, so would he talk nonsense?
When I have time, I will find a temple, donate some incense money, and get in touch with the gods in heaven.
"Do you want to exchange what you have?"
Tan Wenjie did not forget his main purpose.
While speaking, he took back the Polaroid photo paper of the female ghost Asan and put it in his pocket.
The nine people haven't gathered yet, and it's better not to destroy the nine ghosts, so Asan can't be reincarnated for the time being.
They are all newbies, one more or one less doesn’t matter.
"Do you really know Maoshan magic?"
Tan Wenjie took a step back and raised his right hand, with lightning flashing from his palm: "Palm Thunder! Concentrate your palm to emit lightning, a must-have for Maoshan disciples, it is a unique skill for slaying demons and monsters. You have enough talent to master it within three months."
He spread out his five fingers on his left hand again: "Five Thunder Palm! It is a summary of the general principles of thunder magic, and is the Five Thunders Orthodox Method. It comes with the Five Elements and Five Thunders Cultivation Complete Works. It can command the generals of the Thunder Department. The talent is enough to achieve minor success in ten years." He put away his left hand, clenched his right fist, and raised his index and middle fingers: "Sword Finger, a basic action, but after the special improvements of several people, it has become a trick to fight the enemy. I can't guarantee that you will learn it."
With a poke of the finger, the stool in the distance moved back with a "squeak", then fell to the ground with a "thump".
Master Yu's mouth opened slightly, as if he was watching a science fiction movie.
Tan Wenjie also raised his left hand and pointed it at his forehead together with his right hand. His forehead was glowing: "Heavenly Eye, focus your mind on your forehead, open and close it as you wish. No talent is required, you can master it in a month."
Master Yu subconsciously covered his eyes. No one could look directly at the dazzling light.
"Huh." Tan Wenjie exhaled and paused, "There are many more, so I won't show them to you one by one."
He raised his hand to signal the other party to show it.
What does what was learned in the previous world have to do with what he teaches others in this world? This is not called teaching, this is called cultural invasion of other worlds, it is called inheritance!
I even wanted to puff out my chest and be proud. This is all for the sake of inheritance. When I go back, the ancestors and gods will definitely thank me.
"I have nothing to communicate with you." Master Yu shook his head.
If a person says that he wants to communicate with himself, and then lightning and thunder burst out from his palms, his forehead lights up, and he even pokes a chair in his home with his fingers, I believe he will have the same reaction as she does now.
Where did this guy come from? He is weird and powerful, and can really capture thunder and lightning.
"It's not that I don't want to teach you, but I can't."
Tan Wenjie didn't hesitate. From the previous contact, he could easily feel that the other party had very little real ability.
She is not physically strong and her spirit is very average, only slightly better than a housewife.
To learn magic, it is essential to have a strong body. If you are not strong enough, you won’t be able to hold your meditation position.
"Then please allow me to ask, where did you get your camera from?"
"I bought it." Master Yu answered readily, "I found that my camera occasionally captured strange supernatural photos, so I became interested and wondered if I could capture the spirits of ghosts by taking photos of them with a camera."
Her sudden pause made Tan Wenjie's heart jump.
Fortunately, what follows is not a stretch of the imagination.
"I accidentally got a kind of stone, which gave the camera the ability to exorcise ghosts, and now we have the exorcist camera."
Spirit stones and cameras give a strong sense of déjà vu.
Considering the "similarities" between Chu Renmei and Sadako that anyone could see, he didn't find the appearance of this camera abrupt.
"You've been to Japan? Where did you pick up the stone?"
"No, I haven't been there."
I thought I would see a witch wearing Sukumizu and getting wet to exorcise demons, but it’s a bit of a pity.
After Tan Wenjie asked, Master Yu showed the magic stone in the camera, a stone similar to a crystal stone, as ordinary as Tan Wenjie's handsome face. Even a blind person could tell that it was a treasure.
Because it is shining brightly.
[Spirit Stone: There is only one unique stone left in the world. You can gain 500 experience points by crushing it.]
He wanted to pinch it, but he held back.
After he leaves this world, he will draw a lot of money and must get the spirit stones.
After Tan Wenjie asked about the situation in the office building and the other party was clueless, he lost interest in chatting.
The other party didn't learn any magic or chant any scriptures, and didn't understand Feng Shui or Qi Men Dun Jia. The two sides had absolutely no topics to talk about.
If you are dealing with someone who cannot teach you new skills, you should give up stop-loss immediately. Instead, you might as well catch a few more ghosts and see how things go.
"By the way," Tan Wenjie took out his wallet, "How much does an exorcism cost here? Can you issue an invoice?"
"Uh, yes!"
After Tan Wenjie left, his daughter Axin opened the bedroom door and asked nervously, "Mom, who was that person just now?"
She listened to the entire conversation between Tan Wenjie and her mother.
In her memory, her mother had been engaged in exorcism since she was a child. No matter what kind of problems the other party encountered, her mother could solve it by taking out the camera and taking a picture.
But in the conversation just now, my mother perfectly demonstrated what it means to "know nothing about anything".
"He is a great master." The mother said with a serious and earnest expression, "I have benefited a lot from chatting with him."
I really benefited a lot.
The other party actually paid 30 yuan to buy his camera, although his request was rather strange, asking him to issue an invoice for yuan.
Not only that, he also left behind spell secrets such as "Lightning Thunder Fist", "Five Thunder Palm", "Palm Thunder", etc. for free.
They are all priceless treasures!
Relying on a camera to exorcise demons will always go wrong one day, and she has long felt her powerlessness in the face of difficulties. But if she could learn magic, the situation would definitely be different.
Ah Xin asked: "Then why don't you ask him for help? Maybe he can help me find my brother."
"That park is too dangerous. Whoever enters will disappear. Axin, wait, what are you going to do?"
"I'll go get him for help!"
……
"Help?" Tan Wenjie was puzzled. "What help?"
The girl who had just jogged out was holding her knees and breathing heavily in front of him.
Is he planning to take the camera back? Although this camera has average killing power and average effect, it can seal ghosts, which is better than plastic wrap.
I bought it with my own money, so I never thought about returning it.
He is very studious and Teacher Chen is his role model.
"Some time ago, for some reason, my brother suddenly became interested in a theme park that was shut down 14 years ago. But after he went there, it disappeared. I wanted to go find him but my mom stopped me."
Xin spoke anxiously, waving his hands and gesturing.
"I'm not a policeman. Missing people are not my responsibility." Tan Wenjie showed no interest.
[Optional Mission 1: Cursed Paradise]
[Enter the Curse Paradise and rescue Yang Tianlun. Mission completion reward: 10000 experience points, 1200 magic coins]
His expression changed, and he said seriously, "What I mean is, although I'm not a policeman, if there are evil spirits harming people, I will definitely not stand idly by. Don't worry, I will definitely rescue your brother."
As a man who loves risks like a candle, it is right for him to risk his own life to save others.
Ah Xin's eyes sparkled with tears: "Thank you, Master!"
"Don't call me Master, call me Brother Jie. Where is the address? Without further ado, I will go over tonight and take a look."
(End of this chapter)