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"..."
After a brief silence, Nero and Shiyu both burst into laughter.
[You two dirty girls...Do your parents know that you play like this? ]
Kyosuke realized that this was the eighth dirty joke these two women had made to each other, and it was getting more and more outrageous. At first, they were just teasing about kissing, but it got more and more outrageous later. Even when Shiyu called him abalone, Nero responded with a serious remark, "My body fluids don't smell like the sea." This was completely nonsense.
What made him even more uncomfortable was that whenever the male protagonist appeared in all the jokes of these two guys, it was definitely him. The only difference was that Nero called him by his name, while Shiyu used "my boyfriend" as a pseudonym.
So Kyosuke found himself suddenly doing many things that he had no idea about and he could swear to any god that he had never done and would never do in the future. Kyosuke couldn't tell whether this feeling was funny or magical. The starting point of the whole thing was that Nero directly introduced his profession and began to list his professional advantages.
God has eyes, what professional advantages can a gigolo have? Playing with women? Or does he have both moral integrity and artistic skills?
However, Nero really said it out loud, from his appearance to his dress and his work attitude and even many other things, in short, he praised Kyosuke to death. Later, when she was showing off Kyosuke's kissing skills, I don't know why - maybe Shiyu was fed up with dog food and wanted to fight back, or maybe Shiyu wanted to show off to Nero what she knew about Kyosuke in disguise. Anyway, after Nero said, "Kyosuke is very passionate when kissing, and I feel like he wants to eat me up," Shiyu began to compete with Nero.
If Nero said that Kyosuke's kissing skills were passionate, Shiyu would say that her boyfriend was very gentle when kissing her; then Nero said that she and Kyosuke were a perfect match in terms of their tools, and Shiyu would immediately retort that her boyfriend and she were a perfect match; then Nero began to show off how Kyosuke was obsessed with her body, and Shiyu would counterattack that her boyfriend and she had transcended the physical relationship and reached the point of spiritual unity.
At this time, even if Nero was a thick-skinned person, he could see that Shiyu was targeting him in the matter of men. However, she did not expect that the reason why she was fighting with him was because of Kyosuke. She just thought that the Kyosuke she showed off was too good, so the unwilling teacher Kasumi Shiko planned to get back at her boyfriend. In fact, thinking back, she seemed to have really said that Kyosuke was too perfect in front of this new friend. In this case, let Kasumi Shiko praise her boyfriend a few more times, just like drinking and bragging with Altria and the others.
However, as a person with a God's perspective, Kyosuke found the two people's performance very funny when he looked at them from the perspective of a bystander and an insider.
[Are you two really talking about the same person? Why do I feel like I am the same person in your eyes? ]
Kyosuke never knew that he had split personality. In Nero's words, he seemed like a passionate and unrestrained prince charming, while Shiyu described herself as a polite British gentleman.
[You are saying that it is not me but Gawain and Lancelot, right? Then who am I in Lai Guang's mother's eyes? Is it Xiaobei who is weak and weak? ]
In the end, Kyosuke didn't say this. When the clock pointed to 4, Nero and Shiwa finally ended their afternoon tea time.
After the entire tea party, Kyosuke felt mentally exhausted. Even when he fought Nero for three days and three nights, he didn't feel so exhausted. This was not physical fatigue but mental fatigue.
In short, when Kyosuke saw Nero off at the school gate, he really felt that this world was so beautiful.
Nero was accompanied by Shiyu. Kyosuke completely couldn't understand girls' views on friendship.
They were obviously at loggerheads the entire afternoon, but why were they able to leave hand in hand, talking and laughing in the end?
Of course, Kyosuke felt that this was most likely because the fact that he was actually "my boyfriend" as Shiyu mentioned had not been exposed yet.
But fortunately, Shiyu asked to visit Nero's house, otherwise Kyosuke would be in a difficult situation and wouldn't know how to refuse Nero's proposal to live in her house.
Shiyu's interruption made Nero temporarily forget that Kyosuke was currently homeless. She took her new bestie's hand and walked away, talking and laughing. She left her boyfriend, whom she had praised for an entire afternoon, at the school gate.
"Is this a new version of fire prevention, theft prevention and best friend prevention?"
What Kyosuke is most worried about is that Shiyu will suddenly kiss him before leaving to reveal his true relationship with her.
But in the end, Shiyu only gave him a strange look. It seemed that Shiyu did not intend to expose herself before she had gotten Nero to tell her all.
But Kyosuke didn't think that Shiyu would let him go just like that, especially after the two ladies left and received an email with a threatening tone, which made Kyosuke want to run to Hokkaido.
[Kyosuke, I didn't know you had such a rich girlfriend~ You have to explain it to me clearly tomorrow~ Otherwise, if your energetic pile driver breaks down and you can't get up for the rest of your life, I won't be responsible~ (*ˇωˇ*人)]
"Are you planning to torture me just because you don't agree with me?"
Kyosuke sighed helplessly as he looked at the murderous message on his phone screen.
"Hey, isn't this Kyousuke? What a coincidence."
"Um?"
Kyosuke turned around and found Miura standing not far behind him.
"It's Miura, why are you here?"
"I was just passing by for something and saw you standing at the school gate so I came over. What about you?"
"The guest before you was the one with the same blond hair as you."
"Really..."
For a moment, the two of them fell into a strange silence.
"Miura, if you didn't--"
"Kyosuke!" Miura suddenly looked up at Kyosuke. She seemed to be using all her strength to say to Kyosuke, "I heard about that incident."
PS: Two more chapters are done. By the way, why did Shuke deliberately set up the sensitive word "起·点"? (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻
Chapter 65 Kyosuke: Are there any relationships between men and women these days that are worse than my current one?
Kyosuke saw that Miura had a somewhat uncertain expression, and alarm bells were ringing in his heart.
[What have you heard? Did Shiyu's palace sentence declaration go directly to all of you? Or has the speed of this matter spread faster than the speed of light? I think I just received the message! ]
Kyosuke, who had been worried and frightened in front of Nero and Shiwa the whole afternoon, was already feeling a little nervous. Miura's pitiful look at him was immediately interpreted by Kyosuke as pity for the fact that he was about to enter the inner court of the Imperial Palace to make a living.
"So you already know everything. I am really disappointed about this matter..."
"It's okay, Kyousuke. Everyone will help you. I believe this little difficulty will never defeat you."
[Emmmm... Am I so pitiful that I need everyone's help? But are you sure it won't make things worse if I let Mashu and the others join in? ]
Miura's words gave Kyosuke a strange feeling.
[Logically speaking, Miura isn't the type of character who would add fuel to the fire, so why would he say something like that? ]
Fortunately, Miura's next words made Kyosuke realize that he had just misunderstood what Miura said.
"I heard about it. Kyousuke, the roof of your room was suddenly blown off by the gas pipe. It must have been hard for you to put on a smile all day. In fact, you must be in great pain right now, right? After all, you have a home that you can't return to."
Miura then held Kyousuke's hands and said, "It's okay, everyone is with you, it won't be a problem."
"..."
Compared to the emotions that Miura mentioned, Kyosuke was actually more concerned about something else.
[Gas? Which version did you hear? Didn't Merlin claim at the end that it was justice from heaven?]
Seeing Kyosuke looking at him with a conflicted expression, Miura thought he had said what Kyosuke was thinking, and the reason why the other party did not respond to him was just because he felt a little embarrassed.
"It's okay, Kyousuke. I don't need you to say anything, you just need to be strong now. Life goes on, and life won't just be like this."
[My Queen, have you changed your profession to stewing chicken soup? This role positioning doesn't suit you at all! ]
"No, I'm just curious about which version of the story you heard." Kyosuke tapped his forehead with his fingers to hide his embarrassment, "But as for the result, you are not wrong. There is a problem in my house now. My room is uninhabitable now."
"But it's okay."
Seeing that Miura wanted to say something, Kyosuke quickly added, "I will stay at the store these days, so it's okay. You don't have to worry."
"What do you mean it's totally fine? That's not right, right? I've been to your store before, and it's totally inconvenient, right?"
Miura had been to Kyosuke's bar once, and she knew very well that the conditions there were not very good. It's not that there were no rooms to live in, but it had long been converted into a staff dormitory, and Kyosuke was not the kind of boss who only cared about himself. Miura believed that he would definitely not ask the two female employees (Jane and Keibuhime) to move out first, which was not in line with Kyosuke's character.
"It's OK. At least it won't be a problem to make do for a while. It'll only be a month at most anyway."
"How can there be no problem in such a long time like a month?" Miura clenched his fist and looked at Kyosuke, as if he was both beating Kyosuke and refuting what Kyosuke said, "You can't be so careless about your body. Living in that place for a month is too torturous."
[I'm just sleeping on a camp bed, why do I feel like you're saying I'm going to fight Bear Grylls to the death in the desert! ]
"You're exaggerating. I'm just..."
"Miura interrupted Kyosuke's speech, "In short, Kyosuke, you absolutely cannot live in that place!"
[Are you my mother? ]
"But I have nowhere else to go."
This is totally untrue, as long as he is willing to give up the little bit of life in his balls, Kyosuke can actually live a very comfortable life, and can even enjoy a luxurious life that is far superior to that at home.
But Kyosuke couldn't tell Miura Nao about this.
"Hey, Kyousuke. I have a suggestion...you..."
"What?"
"Can you come live in my house?"
Miura finally plucked up the courage to say what he had always wanted to say.
"This... isn't very convenient..."
If he really had to choose, Kyosuke would actually prefer to live at Eriri's house. Even though that was what happened just now, at least he and Eriri are familiar with each other.
Who knows if I will be beaten into a piece of cake by Miura’s dad after living in Miura’s house.
"Do you have any concerns? Don't worry, the conditions at my house are much better than those in your store."
"That's not the question... We're not that familiar with each other..."
"Shouldn't classmates and friends help each other when they are in trouble? If it were Hime, I would do the same."
[But if it was that monkey Xiang, you would definitely tell him to get as far away as possible. ]
"But your family will also think there is something wrong. Look... your parents will definitely not agree to let a strange boy live under the same roof with their daughter..."
"It's okay. My dad is often on business trips and hasn't been home for the past few months."
"So your mother..."
"My mother has agreed."
[Mother Miura, whom I have never met, are you so anxious to sell your daughter? ]
However, no matter how Kyosuke complained about Mrs. Miura, one fact was that Kyosuke Kousaka at least had obtained the qualification to live in the Miura family.
Kyousuke thought about it for a moment.
The advantages of living in the Miura family: 1. At least Miura won't pull down his pants as soon as he enters the house like Minamoto no Raikou did, so I can definitely keep my chastity; 2. Miura and he have not reached the point where she would use her body as bait to hook me like Mashu does, so it won't happen that Miura changes her surname to Takasaka when I move out of the Miura family; 3. As long as I keep my distance from Miura, there won't be any embarrassing things happening between the two of us accidentally.
The disadvantages of living in the Miura family: Minamoto no Raikou and others will be angry, but this is not a matter of fighting, just a little coaxing will be enough; the relationship between myself and Miura will be misunderstood... However, now I have so many lice that I am not afraid of being bitten, so let the onlookers do whatever they want.
So after weighing the pros and cons, Kyosuke found that as long as he was thick-skinned, it wouldn't be a big problem.
"Well, please give me your guidance during this period of time."
"Yeah, okay. Kyousuke."
Kyosuke extended his hand to Miura, and then two hours later he regretted it.
PS: This is the first update, there will be another update later. The order of the chapters in the previous chapter was wrong, but Mi-chan has changed it back.