Chapter 311 I feel the feeling, let’s pretend for a while
Chapter 311 I feel it, let’s pretend for a while
Tan Wenjie walked up to the rooster that was listless after being electrocuted, and touched its fur from its head to its back.
"Go back and rest."
"Whoa whoa."
After opening the suitcase and putting the big rooster in, Tan Wenjie looked at the other chickens that were still preying on the little ghosts around him, feeling a little dissatisfied.
"Your IQ is still too low. You can't even figure out such a simple trick to lure the tiger away from the mountain."
He was considering whether to find someone to teach the big rooster to read and write. The little zombie would be a good choice.
"Master, can you let us go? We really trust you now, and we will do whatever you ask us to do." Pinky felt a strong surge of emotion after seeing Tan Wenjie.
She hated the other party before because she was tied up, but now that she was rescued from danger, the feeling has become a very clever and strange one.
"Is anything really possible?" Tan Wenjie asked.
"You!" The expressions of the others changed.
Especially Pinky’s boyfriend had a very ugly expression.
But the person who was even angrier than him was another person. Tan Wenjie didn't remember his name, but it might be Xiao Shuai. Anyone could be Xiao Shuai, it was just a code name anyway.
"Even if we die here, we definitely don't need your help. Don't worry, Pinky, I will definitely rescue you."
pinky: "Shan, I said I don't mind paying the price."
The young man called Shan broke down and yelled, "No, Pinky, he's trying to take advantage of you, no!"
Looking at the man with bulging veins on his neck, Tan Wenjie suddenly had a sense of déjà vu: Uncle Jiu, Tiancan.
I see, it's a classic old bootlicker.
Pinky glanced at Tan Wenjie again: "But I think it wouldn't be a loss if something happened with him."
"..."
Shan was silent.
As for Ken, he had been silent for a long time.
Although love is important, he is not particularly short of a girlfriend. He is handsome and rich. The wisest choice is to cling to Tan Wenjie instead of going against him.
How great it would be to get out alive and spend your money happily.
Tan Wenjie looked Pinky up and down. Although she was very pretty and had a good figure, he was not a casual person.
But, since he is a good man, he can only put up with it. He had never thought of marrying her before, but the other party strongly requested that he could not go against the woman's will.
You have taken all the good things, so just be happy.
"It's not safe here." Tan Wenjie said, "Come with me."
"Master, we really believe you can catch ghosts, can you let us go?"
They were still being pulled forward by ropes, and Tan Wenjie also successfully played the role of a corpse driver in this era.
Tan Wenjie: "But I don't believe you."
Everyone: "..."
Trust is mutual. In his eyes, the credibility of this group of people will always be negative, unless they suddenly regain their minds one day.
Jumping around in the spooky amusement park, surrounded by 11 generator chickens, you feel extremely safe.
When passing by the haunted house, suddenly a sharp wind swept over and cut the ropes on everyone.
Without any order from Tan Wenjie, they gathered together obediently and squatted down with their heads in their hands.
"Can IQ really increase?" Tan Wenjie looked at the well-behaved people, then looked at his right hand.
This is the benefit of being reasonable.
You have to beat him.
The door of the haunted house, which had been closed all of a sudden, opened.
"Ah! The door is open. What should we do?"
Unlike Axin, they are not familiar with Tianlun.
Going on an adventure to an abandoned amusement park with good friends does not mean going to a haunted amusement park to get yourself killed for someone you don't know.
When they encounter ghosts, their brains will become unclear, or even mentally unstable, and they will scream out of control, but it is also true that they are afraid of death.
Knowing there was a ghost here, they just wanted to run away.
"How about going in and taking a look?" A strange thought suddenly arose in Pinky's mind.
Even though she knew this place was haunted, Pinky had a strong urge to go in.
She took a step forward to go in, just at this moment.
"Bang!" The door of the haunted house suddenly closed.
The loud sound of the door closing and the strong wind generated when the door closed suddenly woke Pinky up. Looking at the door right next to her nose, Pinky's legs went weak and she fell to the ground.
"Why is the door closed?" A familiar voice came from behind.
Pinky turned her head quickly and met Tan Wenjie's puzzled eyes.
"I seem to be possessed by a ghost. I don't know why I came here." Pinky cried and threw herself into Tan Wenjie's arms, "Save me."
Tan Wenjie grabbed her shoulders and pushed her away. Without her support, Pinky fell to the ground.
Not only is he taking advantage of me, but he's also secretly wiping his nose. This dress is a brand name, very expensive.
In the crowd in the distance, someone stood up and said, "Pinky!"
Fortunately, the people around him grabbed him.
Tan Wenjie looked towards the haunted house.
"I want to file a complaint against you for targeting customers!"
He saw clearly that the haunted house treated people differently based on their status. Just now, it opened the door and actively invited Pinky to come in and play, but it immediately closed the door when he arrived.
"I'll go over there and take a look." Tan Wenjie pointed to the side and said to Pinky, "I won't bother you anymore."
Pinky, who had just climbed up with difficulty relying on her weak hands and feet, squeezed out of her throat: "Wait for me..."
She didn't want to go into a haunted house.
Creak, the door of the haunted house behind opened again.
The suction came again.
I really want to go in and play, it might be very interesting.
Pinky turned around.
"Bang!" The door closed again.
Pinky also woke up again.
"Look!" Tan Wenjie, who had come back at some point, pointed at the door of the haunted house and said, "I caught you red-handed. Forget it, if you don't want to open it, then don't open it."
As he spoke, he took out a talisman and put it on his forehead, then walked over to Pinky under her puzzled gaze.
Creak, the door of the haunted house opened again.
This time, Pinky failed to suppress her strong desire to walk into the haunted house.
The remaining few people hid among the chickens and watched the two people enter the haunted house without daring to say a word.
The dark door of the haunted house was like an abyss that could swallow a person's soul, but Pinky was not afraid at all at this moment because Tan Wenjie was standing next to her.
The thing in the haunted house didn't even notice him?
Pinky turned to look at Tan Wenjie, and from his nodding she could tell that her guess was correct.
I have only heard that ghosts can hide and not be seen, but I have never heard that people can hide from the eyes of ghosts. At this moment, the ability displayed by Tan Wenjie gave Pinky strong confidence.
There was a huge gap in power between the two sides, and that’s how security came about.
A head suddenly fell down in front.
"Ah!" Pinky turned around and hugged Tan Wenjie.
"It's just a plastic head." Tan Wenjie pushed the person away. He didn't expect that he would accidentally create a dangerous environment for a man and a woman alone. He had to grit his teeth and hold on, at most letting Pinky have a taste of sweetness.
Pinky let go of her hand and turned around to take a look, and then she breathed a sigh of relief when she found that it was indeed a fake human head.
It was pitch black ahead and they couldn't see what was wrong. As they walked, they came to a strange wax museum.
Various strange wax figures are displayed here, all of which are world-famous horror characters.
Haunted Freddy, Jason from Friday the 13th, Halloween Michael, and even zombies wearing Qing Dynasty official uniforms.
A huge boiled egg head took up the entire wall.
Pinky grabbed Tan Wenjie's arm in horror and greedily hugged his arm to her chest.
As a person who doesn't know how to say no, Tan Wenjie angrily lowered his head and glared at Pinky's chest. There are always people who want to take advantage of him in critical moments.
Since she's quite soft... and because it was a ghost, I won't bother with her.
The wax figures began to shake, and the coffins also shook "clacking".
All came back to life.
"Hold your head, squat down, shut your mouth, and cover your ears!" Tan Wenjie said quickly in Pinky's ear.
He quickly took out an invisibility talisman and stuck it on Pinky's forehead. After the other party squatted down, he swung his right hand, and a seed emitting lightning appeared in his palm.
As he swung it forward, the lightning seeds penetrated into the ground and instantly broke out of the soil, stretching out branches.
Lei Miao!
There was a crackling sound of electric current surrounding the wax figure. The wax figure closest to it was hit by the electric light overflowing from Lei Miao. After shaking a few times, it exploded into pieces. The largest piece of the head flew towards Tan Wenjie.
He quickly reached out and grabbed it, the head still moving towards his face with its mouth open.
It felt a bit hard, and the temperature from my palms melted part of my head.
"Really wax?"
Samadhi is really hot!
The wax head howled miserably, using its own wax body to provide the energy needed for combustion, and eventually turned into a ball of scorching flame, leaving only a patch of wax on the ground.
After discovering that the things in the wax museum were afraid of fire, Tan Wenjie drew the flame with both hands, and a fire dragon rose in the direction he pointed. At the same time, in order to keep the flame burning, he had to increase the injection of magic power.
One wax figure after another was set on fire, and the ignited evil wax oil splashed everywhere, completely turning the place into a sea of fire.
Feeling the rapid beating of experience, Tan Wenjie bent down and reached out to pick up Pinky, who was curled up on the ground, and put her on his shoulder.
The flames behind were raging, and the Samadhi True Fire encountered the wax figure full of evil spirit, burning fiercely like adding fuel to the fire. Within a few minutes, the whole haunted house would be turned into a sea of fire.
At the escape passage ahead, Tan Wenjie suddenly stopped.
At first glance, I thought something was shaking, but when I looked carefully, I found that there were arms extending from the wall, so densely packed that I didn't know how many hundreds of them there were.
From the floor, the sides of the walls to the ceiling, every corner was occupied by ghost hands, and it extended to the end of the sight.
Tan Wenjie raised his right hand and charged the Lightning Thunder Fist. The level 5 Lightning Thunder Fist only took 5 seconds to release. There was no change in the first few seconds. At the 5th second, the fist suddenly burst into electric light. The ghost hand in the passage ahead sensed something was wrong and tried to dodge.
"Boom——"
Lightning flashed out, crushing all the ghost hands it touched into ashes like a whirlwind. At the moment of punching, Tan Wenjie himself ran forward following the lightning.
The roads were clear and traffic was unobstructed.
However, when the electric light ran out, only half of the passage was opened, and the remaining half of the passage was still occupied by the savage ghost hand. Fortunately, Tan Wenjie had already prepared the second Lightning Thunder Fist.
Due to the power accumulated in advance, the lightning became brighter and brighter.
Punch!
"boom!"
Outside the amusement park, the crowd who were quietly squatting in the chicken coop waiting suddenly discovered that a door of the haunted house in front of them was kicked open from the inside out by a strong pressure.
Dust was flying and lightning was everywhere.
Tan Wenjie, carrying Pinky, strode out. At the critical moment, a raging flame rushed out right beside him.
Tan Wenjie put Pinky down, but Pinky put her arms around his neck and hung on his chest, and even rubbed her chest against Tan Wenjie's belly.
This woman really loves to take advantage!
He lit a cigarette casually.
"boom!"
The haunted house suddenly engulfed in flames. A violent explosion sent fire clouds rising into the sky. The heat wave and strong wind made Pinky hug Tan Wenjie even tighter.
The corners of his clothes rustled in the wind.
Tan Wenjie did not look back at the explosion.
I'm getting the feel of it, let me pretend for a while.
None of them expected that the "real men never look back at the explosion" scene from an action movie would actually appear before their eyes.
Yongqiang Ken even opened his mouth slightly, with envy in his eyes, even though his girlfriend was hugging his neck at this moment.
Such a beautiful atmosphere will always be broken by those who lack vision.
Ah Xin: "Master Tan, how can we save Tian Lun?"
Several others: "..."
It's you, not us!
It’s already this late, and you’re still thinking about your brother who you don’t know whether he’s dead or alive. Do you want to come and see us? We don’t want to die yet.
Tan Wenjie stretched out his hand to push Pinky away, but found that her legs were already weak. He had no choice but to hug Pinky's waist. Although he was in front of Pinky's boyfriend and bootlicker, he was very calm.
Everyone saw that he was the passive one.
He is doing good things.
Tan Wenjie flicked the cigarette butt into the sea of fire behind him and said, "It's very simple. Find the mastermind hiding here, capture him and torture him severely. Your brother must be in his hands."
"How do we know where he is?"
"I know!" Pinky, who had been following Tan Wenjie, suddenly said, "He will come to find us."
Has IQ evolved?
Tan Wenjie looked at Pinky in amazement. She had transformed from a cannon fodder who could only scream loudly to a character who could think. As long as nothing unexpected happened, Pinky should be able to survive in many places.
"Why?" The other people were completely confused.
Pinky glanced at Tan Wenjie, and then she puffed out her chest proudly after meeting his approving gaze.
"The mastermind behind this turned the park into a place full of curses and evil spirits. We burned down the haunted house, so he will definitely be very angry and want to seek revenge on us."
It turned out to be the case.
Everyone nodded.
"and many more!"
It was you two who burned down the haunted house, not everyone together.
Pinky saw what everyone meant by their expressions, and said with some disdain, "No matter who burned it, none of us will be able to leave alive."
After she finished speaking, she looked at Tan Wenjie: "Am I right?"
After everything that happened tonight, she had a strong desire to gain recognition from Tan Wenjie, which would make her feel very useful and very safe.
I could tell from the fact that he wasn't as violent as before when he was pushed away. He was reluctant to use force because he had me in his heart.
"That's right, but it's still a little short!" Tan Wenjie nodded and shook his head.
"What's missing?" Pinky asked puzzledly.
Tan Wenjie raised his head and shouted loudly: "If you don't get out of here, I will hire 20 excavators to tear down your amusement park tomorrow!"
Amid the astonishment of the crowd, Tan Wenjie said, "If we provoke him like this, he will come faster."
"Hehehehehehe" a strange laugh in the wind.
A giant clown face appeared out of nowhere.
The others immediately turned into a screaming group: "Ah——!"
(End of this chapter)