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[Haven't you seen it twice already? Do you want me to come back tonight and give you a VIP service?! ] (;一_一)——by Kyousuke who has no desire in life.
[Don't do that! If you see Kyosuke like that, you'll definitely get mad!]∑(￣□￣;)——by the excited Yumiko.
[Wait a minute, since this woman could afford to play with my father before, she must be very rich, right? Can we squeeze some money out of her? ]?(? ? ??)——Mashu turns on the miser mode.
"Wait a minute!"*3
"Rie-san, you should go check out other stalls at the school festival."
"Mom, there's nothing to see at the school festival, so you'd better not come."
"Sure, come on, sister."
The three young men spoke at the same time but what they said were completely different.
"Uh..."*3
Lihui held her face with one hand and looked at the three people in embarrassment: "Ah, you three are saying different things. This makes it very difficult for mom."
Kyousuke and Yumiko didn't notice, but Mashu raised an eyebrow at Rie's statement.
[Isn't this "Mom" directed at the three of us? You're getting into your role right away? You're too quick! ]
PS: Today's update, Miura's family was not mentioned at all in the original work, so Mi-chan made a magical change. ┓( ??` )┏
Chapter 71 Xiao Jing: You are the worst class of students I have ever taught
In the end, with Mashu's instigation, Kyosuke and Yumiko's little arms were still no match for Rie's golden thigh.
It was decided that Rie would visit the F Class gigolo management simulation.
"Ruined……"
After leaving her home, Yumiko has been in this state of despair. In her opinion, it is a foregone conclusion that Kyosuke will be kicked out of the house by his mother.
"yes……"
Kyosuke also looked distressed, but he and Yumiko were not on the same channel. What he was thinking about was why Rie came to visit him three times.
Are you going to perform the Three Strikes on the White Bone Demon?
"Hehe, Money Money!"
This is Mashu who is completely obsessed with money.
"Morning!"
Before they knew it, the three of them had arrived at the school gate.
Kyosuke looked up and realized it was Hachiman greeting him.
"morning."
Kyosuke nodded at his bad friend as a greeting.
Seeing Kyosuke's lifeless look, Hachiman couldn't help but tease, "Why are you so listless? Did Miura-san and Kirielight-san keep you awake last night?"
Kyousuke responded by strangling Hachiman's neck with his arms, "Don't let me hear that a second time."
Hachiman slapped Kyousuke's arm in surrender, "I'm sorry. But the whole class was talking about it yesterday."
Kyousuke released Hachiman's arm, "What?"
"You eloped with Miura last evening, and then Kirielight chased you halfway along the Shinkansen and finally intercepted you before you arrived in Osaka."
"Who on earth spread this irresponsible rumor?"
Kyosuke was so angry after hearing the rumors told by Hachiman that he strangled Hachiman's arm again.
"Where's your brain? If we're taking the Shinkansen, how could we possibly get stopped halfway? We can only take the next train!"
Hachiman kept signaling Kyosuke to let go. He felt like he was about to suffocate. "So, I was just saying it for fun. You can't believe this kind of rumor~"
[Wait a minute, if it's Mashu, she can really do it...]
Kyosuke turned around and looked at Mashu, who looked tired.
"what?"
As expected, Kyosuke was glared at.
"nothing……"
Kyosuke let go of Hachiman. He finally knew where the message came from. If nothing unexpected happened, it should have been from that group of nosy Heroic Spirits in the school.
But Kyosuke didn't expect the rumor to spread so quickly. You know, Hachiman is a well-known marginal figure in the school. Even this kid knows about it. Kyosuke estimates that almost everyone in the school who is interested should know about it.
"Hu-hu-"
Hachiman panted, enjoying the happiness of surviving a disaster, "You'd better be careful, Xiaojing already knows about this, and she will probably come to find you soon--"
"Hikigaya-san, are you looking for me?"
"Forehead……"
Hachiman turned around and saw Xiaojing standing behind him.
"Uh... nothing. I just told Kosaka that Hiratsuka-sensei is the best teacher in the world."
Hachiman has been with Kyosuke, Yukino and others for so long that he has developed the ability to change with the times.
Xiao Jing snorted in disbelief, "Really? Then why don't you hurry to the classroom! I remember you still have to help today."
"Yes, that's right. I still need to help with the club."
Seeing that Xiaojing had already found an excuse for him, Hachiman decided to slip away now, when would he?
"Then I will..."
Kyosuke was about to leave with Hachiman, but Xiaojing stopped him.
"Wait a minute, Kosaka. I have something to talk to you about. Come with me to the office." Xiao Jing said impatiently, "And Miura and Kirilet, the same goes for you two."
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Xiaojing's office is no different from before, except that one of the windows
The outside was blocked by the red banners of the school festival, causing the light in the entire office to be slightly reddish.
"Humph~"
After bringing Kyosuke and the others to the office, Xiao Jing sat directly in her chair. She shook her shoulders to relax herself, then pulled out the cigarette box that had long been crushed from her chest, took out a wrinkled cigarette from it, and lit it with the lighter she took out from her trouser pocket.
"call--"
After completing this whole set of actions, Xiao Jing blew a cloud of smoke toward the ceiling. Then she looked at the three people standing in front of the funds without saying a word.
"So, do you have anything to say?"
"Um...smoking is harmful to health?"
As soon as Kyosuke finished speaking, Xiaojing punched him on the head.
"You don't even need to tell me that!"
Xiao Jing looked at Kyosuke angrily, "You know what I want to ask!"
"Is that why you can smoke in the office?"
Boom!
Kyosuke was hit a second time.
"You really want to piss me off to death, don't you?"
Kyosuke breathed a sigh of relief when he heard Xiaojing start swearing.
Xiaojing's condition today was not very normal. Her series of silent actions just now were intended to create pressure on herself and others so that she would reveal the information after she could not bear the psychological pressure.
This is obviously different from Xiaojing's usual behavior. You know, Xiaojing has always been straightforward and would never play such tricks.
[Could it be that because this time we were dealing with a relationship issue, Xiao Jing's old maiden complaints erupted? ]
"What disrespectful thing are you thinking of, kid?"
"Nothing at all!"
Kyosuke is not a fool, he is not at the point where he says everything he thinks, but unfortunately Xiaojing is not very reasonable today.
"You little brat must be thinking that I, a 30-year-old tiger aunt who still can't get married, am meddling in other people's business!"
Although Xiaojing teaches Chinese rather than Mandarin, she may not know that there was a crime called "discussing in the heart" in ancient China, but this does not prevent her from learning without a teacher.
"I don't think you are a tiger lady, Mr. Hiratsuka...oh~"
Kyousuke's stomach was hit hard.
"So you're admitting that I'm still unmarried at 30? Be careful or I'll beat you up."
Xiaojing clenched her fists and looked at Kyosuke.
[Liar... You've already beaten me...]
Kyosuke rubbed his belly and looked at Xiaojing with the legendary innocent eyes.
"Okay, stop playing pitiful and tell me what that rumor is about. Don't tell me you don't know. Hikigaya just told you everything."
[So you eavesdropped from the beginning to the end. Isn't this what a teacher should do? ]
"do you have any opinion?"
Xiaojing raised her eyebrows, and Kyosuke immediately became timid.
"Nothing at all."
As one of the only two people in the world who can beat him (the other one is Daisuke), Kyosuke decisively backed down.
[This is not called being cowardly, this is called following your heart. 】
Kyosuke hypnotized himself silently in his heart.
"It's just gossip spread by classmates."
Mashu, who was getting a little impatient, finally stood up. She didn't want to waste the whole morning here.