Chapter 329: It’s not easy for anyone to look like this
Chapter 329: It’s not easy for anyone to look like this
"How is it? Phoenix Tower is nice, right?"
Wangcai and Afang put their arms around Xiaohai and Liao Zhen's shoulders, and next to them was Aqiang with a lewd smile.
"Don't talk nonsense!" Xiao Hai shook his head fiercely, "I didn't do anything."
He didn't want to do anything at first, but the money had already been spent so he just touched her twice and kissed her twice, but didn't dare to go any further.
Liao Zhen agreed righteously: "Women will only affect the speed of my cultivation."
"Tsk~" several people sneered.
They could see clearly that this guy was definitely interested, he just lacked an excuse of "must".
Ah Qiang adjusted his glasses and pushed away Ah Fang's arm around Liao Zhen's shoulders. "Ah Zhen, I've seen many people go to brothels and make prostitutes cry, but you're definitely the first one to make a prostitute cry and beg you to take off your pants. It's not easy for them to make a little money. They even give discounts during the New Year. You have to respect their work."
"No, I didn't!" Liao Zhen shook his head repeatedly.
He suddenly turned his head and pointed to the distance: "Hey, what's going on over there?"
"Ah Zhen, don't change the subject."
"No, look over there."
When the brothers looked, they saw shadow puppets flying in the air and a shadow puppet master and his apprentice hugging each other and shivering.
There are ghosts!
"Willow trees can fight ghosts!"
"I come!"
Although the few people who have been studying in Zixia Temple for a period of time often work half-heartedly, they have still learned some knowledge.
When Master Hui and his apprentice were terrified, they saw a group of young men suddenly rushing towards them, shouting "Ahhh".
"If you hit a ghost with a willow branch, it will be three inches shorter!"
"Beat him! Beat him to death!"
The ghost that had been teasing the shadow puppet master and apprentice screamed.
"Masters, please spare me, please spare me!"
"Tell me, why did you come out to hurt people!" Several people formed a circle to trap the ghost and stared at it ferociously.
"I...my hometown is originally in Chaozhou. Someone dismembered my body, so my ghost can't rest in peace..." The Chaozhou ghost explained his experience with tears in his voice, leaving Liao Zhen, Xiao Hai and others looking at each other in bewilderment.
"How to do?"
Liao Zhen said: "Why not find his remains, perform a proper ritual and bury him to help him rest in peace."
"This is a good method." Several people nodded.
After finding out where the Chaozhou ghost's body was buried, several people left to dig the grave.
"is it here?"
“It seems so…”
Several people arrived at the place in a daze and dug out the bones buried underground.
The Chaozhou ghost originally followed them to avoid digging the wrong grave, but he didn't expect that they were so fast. When he saw the location where the grave was being dug, he cried out that something was wrong.
"You dug the wrong way! You dug the wrong way!"
"what?"
A burst of ghost energy broke through the ground and formed an evil ghost with a green face and fangs in the air.
Several people turned and ran away.
"Run!"
"Where to run?"
"Looking for the deputy head!"
Zhang Susu is not at home, and now the only one who can save his life is Tan Wenjie.
Tan Wenjie, who had just returned home, took off his shoes and was about to wash his feet and go to bed, suddenly heard a shrill scream outside.
"Help!"
"What a strong yin energy."
It's been a long time since I've seen someone dare to cause trouble in their own territory.
Tan Wenjie quickly put on his shoes and rushed out. In a flash, he was already at the gate and saw Mao Shanming being grabbed by the ankle by a green-faced, fang-toothed evil ghost and flying in the sky.
Dabao and Xiaobao wanted to rush over to help, but were knocked away immediately.
The remaining disciples of Zixia Temple looked up helplessly, unable to help.
Seeing Tan Wenjie coming, everyone breathed a sigh of relief.
The savior has come.
Tan Wenjie snapped his fingers, and the evil ghost's head in the sky shook slightly.
"Pretty hard."
He clenched his fists, took a bow step forward, and prepared to unleash his lightning and thunder fist.
"Wait!" Mao Shanming was shocked, "Boss Tan, don't do it, we are one family!"
He didn't know whether the Lightning Thunder Fist would kill the evil ghost, but he would definitely wet his pants if he didn't lose half his life.
It’s unlucky during the New Year.
Tan Wenjie withdrew his hand, and swung it again. The shackles and fetters flew out, and he successfully caught the evil ghost.
"Uncle Ming!"*2
Dabao and Xiaobao flew up and grabbed Mao Shanming, preventing him from leaving this world by hitting his head on the ground.
The evil ghost trapped by the magic weapon struggled frantically, but the magic weapon held it tightly and it could not break free, making it difficult to move.
"Who can tell me what happened?" Tan Wenjie turned and looked at them.
Each of these people is talented, including Aqiang in "Mr. Vampire", Xiaohai in "Ghost Bite", Wangcai in "Resurrection of the Zombie", Afang in "The Taoist Priest", and Liao Zhen in "The School of Immortals".
Although A Xing and Xiao Yue from "The Exorcist" are not here, they have barely gathered all the talents to make a breakthrough.
Everyone had a strong smell of cheap rouge, and like Liao Zhen and Xiao Hai, there were big lipstick marks on their foreheads and cheeks.
You can see that they are very happy and carefree tonight.
After having fun, there are still ghosts grabbing me. What kind of wonderful life is this?
Tan Wenjie pointed and said, "Xiao Hai, you speak."
"Yes."
Xiao Hai recounted the whole process. They encountered a ghost harming people, and they went to help the ghost collect the bones. However, they unexpectedly dug up the wrong bones, causing the evil ghost to break out of the ground and come to claim their lives.
"Come out!" Tan Wenjie looked towards the corner.
The Chaozhou ghost knelt down in front of Tan Wenjie and kowtowed.
"Master, spare me." "I heard that you teased passers-by for no reason?"
"Little ghost, I deserve to die. No, please spare my life, sir." The Chaozhou ghost kowtowed continuously.
Tan Wenjie looked at everyone and said, "He's talking nonsense. It may be true that he is a victim, but it is also true that he harmed people. If you encounter such a ghost in the future, just chop it up. You are too idle to help him collect his bones."
Being dismembered is pitiful, but Chaozhou ghosts are obviously not good things. No one stipulates that only good people will be killed.
The ghost that Tan Wenjie killed without hesitation last time seemed to be called Ma Lichang? He also liked to play tricks on people.
The Chaozhou ghost was trembling, and the young man who walked out opposite him in clothes was full of murderous aura.
The powerful evil ghost was now kneeling on the ground, motionless, like a prisoner to be executed.
"You go and see how the frightened person is doing. If there is any physical pain, I will cut the Chaozhou ghost with a knife. The same applies to mental damage."
Ah Qiang was about to walk out, but he stopped and turned back to ask, "Mental damage? Do you want compensation for mental damage?"
"Go!"
"Oh." Aqiang nodded.
Tan Wenjie turned his gaze to the evil ghost.
The evil ghost asked back: "I have no grudge against them, and I have never harmed anyone. They dug up my grave, so shouldn't I take revenge?"
"Look." Tan Wenjie said to Xiao Hai and the others, "You dug up his grave, and they thought you were easy to bully and wanted to kill you without saying a word. Now that they find out that I can beat him to death with just a flick of my hand, they try to reason with me."
Everyone nodded suddenly.
Liao Zhen even expressed his gratitude: "We understand, we must work hard to practice!"
"Wrong!" Tan Wenjie shook his head. "What I mean is that if you meet someone you can't afford to offend, just avoid him. Even if you are strong, there will always be someone stronger than you. So if you can avoid trouble, then avoid it. If you get into trouble, then ask for help."
Evil Ghost: "..."
It was so blunt that he didn't know whether he should pretend not to hear it.
That doesn't sound like something a sane person would say.
"Since you didn't do it, I can't really do anything to you." Tan Wenjie cleared his throat, "I'll give you a mantra for rebirth. I wish you a quick return to heaven."
The evil ghost shook his head: "No, no need, I am fine being a ghost."
He instinctively felt that this was not a good thing.
Being an evil ghost is definitely worse than being reborn as a human, but it also depends on who is helping. Tan Wenjie doesn't give the feeling of an evil ghost being able to transcend, but more like a Taoist priest who sings a few lines, gets annoyed, and then punches himself to death.
"Hey, you're welcome. I still have some connections in Lingshan."
Tan Wenjie waved to Xiao Hai and the others, "Everyone come over here to pray for the salvation of souls."
It is questionable whether other people’s salvation is successful, but there will definitely be no problem for Liao Zhen.
The Rebirth Mantra began, with buzzing and wa wa, the yard was filled with noise.
Ah Fang, who has no idea how to do it, just opens his mouth but doesn't say anything, just filling in the gaps.
The evil ghost lowered his head and dared not move.
"How is it? Do you feel like you are about to ascend to heaven?" asked Tan Wenjie.
Evil Ghost: "..."
How should he answer? This damn Amitabha Sutra was useless. It made him very annoyed and he wanted to kill her, but he couldn't win.
"It seems to be of some use." The evil ghost nodded with difficulty.
Being a demon is too difficult.
"Will it really work?" Tan Wenjie wondered, "We haven't even reached the critical part yet, and their version is wrong."
How can the ordinary Rebirth Mantra be compared with my own Rap Rebirth Mantra? The evil ghosts are really not picky.
The evil ghost asked tentatively: "Then is the effect... yes or no?"
"You don't know whether it works or not, and you ask me? Do you want to go to heaven or do I want to go?"
The evil ghost shrank his head.
I never said anything about going to the West or not.
Feeling wronged, weak, and afraid to speak.
Suddenly the evil ghost felt his body become lighter.
The source is Liao Zhen.
He uttered golden words, which turned into strange forces that attached to the evil spirits and dissipated their hostility.
"I, I feel it's working." The evil ghost looked up in surprise, and his face bloomed with a surprised smile.
"He is so ugly." I heard a rude and sharp comment.
Tan Wenjie: "Don't make a fuss. It's not comfortable for anyone to look like this."
Evil Ghost: "..."
It was even worse. The feeling of being saved couldn't bring me any joy. So what if I was ugly?
After a burst of golden light, as Tan Wenjie loosened the shackles, the evil ghost knelt down and kowtowed to Liao Zhen: "Thank you, Master."
Then he hesitated and kowtowed to Tan Wenjie, who was of no help at all.
The evil ghost can judge people very well. Tan Wenjie must be a petty person. What if he doesn't thank him and is remembered? Anyway, he will kowtow to him and it won't be a loss.
By chanting the mantra of rebirth, the grievances and debts on one's body can be resolved, and at least one can go to the underworld.
"Deputy leader, that evil ghost wanted to kill us before, but now he can go directly to the underworld to reincarnate?" Xiao Hai asked.
"You don't understand. This is called putting down the butcher knife and becoming a Buddha right away." He looked at Liao Zhen.
Ordinary ghosts will be settled when they enter the underworld, but after the evil ghosts are settled, there is a high probability that they can be reincarnated as humans in the next life because the one who recites the scriptures is Liao Zhen.
The chanting of sutras by heavenly beings is naturally extraordinary.
Just now when Liao Zhen was chanting the scriptures, a familiar golden light appeared and accompanied the evil spirits into the ground. That golden light seemed very similar to the copper and iron plate merit wheel behind his head.
"Deputy head, I have finished my questions. The shadow puppet master was frightened, but it is not a big problem. He will treat us to tea."
Drinking tea is the point.
"Go collect the Chaozhou ghost's body."
Tan Wenjie turned around and was about to leave.
"Wait!" The Chaozhou ghost quickly kowtowed to the ground. The evil ghosts had all kowtowed, and if he didn't kowtow, he might be remembered by the petty-minded ones, so he kowtowed first as a sign of respect.
"Why are you kneeling before me?"
Did I play a big role? No, I really don't understand what they are thinking.
He won't accept kneeling without a favor, and he doesn't have any red envelopes to give to ghosts.
(End of this chapter)