Chapter 331 Three people tossed and turned and couldn't sleep
Chapter 331 Three people tossed and turned and couldn't sleep
Everyone looked at Tan Wenjie and Xiaoyu, waiting for his performance.
Tan Wenjie said to Xiaoyu: "I want to send you to heaven."
Xiaoyu: "..."
Don't make it sound so scary.
"It's to hurry you to reincarnate."
Xiaoyu: "..."
Even more terrifying.
It was Ikkyu who said, "You mean, you want to save this female donor?"
"Almost, but I took the VIP channel."
"Why the hell?" Uncle Jiu is very persistent in learning English.
"Privilege! Commonly known as a favor or a connection."
"I promised you before." Tan Wenjie said to Xiaoyu, "You can go on your journey without any worries."
"I……"
Xiaoyu looked at the configuration on the scene. Taoist priests and monks were present. It seemed that if she could not save herself, she would most likely purify herself.
I hope Tan Wenjie can be more reliable and really be able to get me started.
Several people all knew how to perform rituals to pray for the deceased, but since Tan Wenjie had stated it so confidently, they thought there must be something different.
He sat cross-legged and chanted.
"What is he reading?" Qiu Sheng asked, rubbing his face.
"It should be the Amitabha Sutra." Ikkyu was not quite sure.
It was a complete mess, and the ghost-like rebirth mantra made him feel overwhelmed when he heard it.
A copper and iron plate suddenly appeared behind Tan Wenjie's head.
As the plate spun, a golden light came out and wrapped around Xiaoyu.
"This, this is..."
Uncle Jiu and Simu also widened their eyes, watching Xiaoyu being wrapped in golden light and disappearing into the ground.
"How is it?" Tan Wenjie stood up and asked.
He had previously promised Xiaoyu that he would let her reincarnate, and he had to fulfill the promise.
After sending Dong Xiaoyu to reincarnation, 5 points of merit he had spent were actually returned.
Ikkyu: "I...I am Amitabha"
You just wanted to say that I was right!
"Wheel of Merit!" Ikkyu took several deep breaths, trying to calm his excited heart.
"You are jealous." Simu said quietly from the side.
He felt happy when he saw the monk was unhappy.
Tan Wenjie: "I build bridges and roads, create jobs, and I also like to help old ladies cross the road. Is this weird?"
Ikkyu didn't say anything, just kept nodding.
"Well, you have good eyesight." Tan Wenjie said, "This was actually obtained from the Bodhisattva."
"Uncle master, I'm jealous too." Simu said.
After hearing that it was related to Bodhisattva, Ikkyu nodded and agreed with his statement.
But the people present were jealous and envious, because that was a Bodhisattva.
"Wait, you want to show off?"
Several people suddenly realized that if Tan Wenjie wanted to liberate the souls of the dead, he could just find a time to do it secretly. Today he deliberately spoke vaguely and then displayed the merit wheel in a high-profile manner.
Just to show off!
"Absolutely not!" Tan Wenjie shook his head, then turned sideways to show the Merit Wheel from several angles.
He has worked as a model and posing is his specialty.
If you don't show off your new equipment, the fun is gone.
For rich paying players like myself, it’s fun to see the envious reactions of common players like Jiushu, Simu and Ikkiu.
After showing off, Tan Wenjie went back to sleep, hugging the sweet and soft Ren Tingting until dawn.
But there were three people who tossed and turned and couldn't sleep.
……
I woke up in the morning and spent some time with Ren Tingting.
Just as I was getting dressed and going out, I saw Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai having an encounter in front of me.
"There's definitely something wrong with you two!"
"Brother Jie, can you please spare me a moment to talk?"
"I don't have any."
"What's wrong?" Ren Tingting asked puzzledly after coming out after washing and dressing up.
"Tingting, Brother Jie can lend it to us."
"what?"
While Ren Tingting was puzzled, Tan Wenjie had already been dragged away by two people.
When they turned the corner and could no longer see anyone, Tan Wenjie stopped and said, "Tell me, what's going on between you two? You were sneaking around yesterday."
"Brother Jie, you must help us. It's finally time for us to show up in public!"
"Hey, you guys are not going to be gigolos by showing up in public."
"No, I just look so majestic and impressive."
“That’s called standing out.”
"Yes, that's right, it means to stand out!" There is a lucky draw in Baiyu Tower during the New Year, which was initiated by Master Ren. Everyone can go up to perform a show. I didn't expect that the Spring Festival Gala would appear so early.
"If you want to go, just go directly. Why are you sneaking around to me?" Tan Wenjie didn't understand.
He thought that the two had done something shameful, such as breaking into some Feng Shui tomb and releasing the ten-thousand-year-old zombie king, or provoking a beautiful thousand-year-old fox spirit or a thousand-year-old cockroach spirit.
I didn't expect that they just wanted to put on a show.
"We also want to give Master a surprise. Master has taken care of us for many years..."
"Wait!" Tan Wenjie raised his hand to stop the two from continuing to stir up trouble. "Did you do something? If you don't tell the truth, I will definitely not help you."
The two looked at each other and nodded in tacit understanding.
Qiu Sheng: "We promised Zhe Gu that we would take down our master. If we do, Zhe Gu will help us make the connection."
Wencai added: "Besides, if you behave well in Baiyu Tower, Master Ren will give you a big red envelope, which is very impressive."
Some people are suitable for exposing themselves, while others are suitable for covering themselves up. No matter what he and Qiu Sheng do together, Qiu Sheng will definitely be the one showing off in the end.
It can be seen that Qiu Sheng just likes to join in the fun, but Wen Cai really wants to get married.
Qiu Sheng definitely has no shortage of wives, and if Wencai doesn’t get rich, he will definitely have to spend the rest of his life with his right-hand men.
"What are you going to do?" asked Tan Wenjie.
"We will go up to win the prize, get the master drunk, and then lock him and Zhe Gu in a room. So we need your help, Brother Jie, to let us perform on the stage."
"..."
"After getting drunk, you can't actually stand up."
Tan Wenjie patted the two young men. Having sex after drinking is just an excuse for scumbags. Anyone who has tried it knows that there is no reaction at all when you are drunk.
Although he didn't understand why they had to win the prize, it was most likely that the two of them wanted to show off. It was even more likely that they had boasted to others, and the other party was a beautiful woman.
"I have an easier way."
Tan Wenjie took out the suitcase, searched through it and finally found the red-thread scissors.
"I will help you open your eyes. As long as you tie the red thread between your master and Zhegu together, they will have a chance."
"So good?" The two of them were about to snatch it away.
"Well, but every time you use it, you'll be in bad luck."
"for example?"
"I won't die... probably."
The hand that was about to reach out stopped.
Probably not, but then he will die.
"Brother Jie, we decided to help Master in our own way."
"Okay, then I'll talk to my father-in-law and ask him to open a back door for you."
"Thank you, Brother Jie!"
The two left happily.
When coming out of Ren's house, Tan Wenjie saw Qiu Sheng and Wencai chatting with a few young nuns, and they were enthusiastically helping them carry things.
Case solved.
Time is tight and the task is heavy. Tan Wenjie needs to manage his time and has no time to watch Zhe Gu and Jiu Shu making out. In fact, Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai also know that they can't make out because they only care about themselves.
Just pack up and set off.
Travel a thousand miles a day.
When Tan Wenjie rushed to the paper-making shop of Fantasy Gate, he saw Ao Tianlong and Dagui sitting together drinking tea and chatting.
The atmosphere is hot.
"My son-in-law is not that great, he just killed a thousand-year-old zombie king some time ago."
"That zombie king must have stayed in the grave for too long. His brain is so messed up that he doesn't know how to move."
"My son-in-law's talent for cultivation is actually very average, and his thunder magic is barely acceptable."
Dagui mumbled a few words but made no sound.
Ao Tianlong: "What? You mean the clothes I'm wearing? They are made of silk from the heavenly silkworm. They are invulnerable to swords and spears and are said to last for a thousand years without rotting."
Dagui: "Then you can wear it as a shroud, and then turn into a zombie for your son-in-law to chop up."
The others stared at the two people bickering.
"Husband, you're here!" It was Ao Ningshuang who broke the deadlock.
She threw herself into Tan Wenjie's arms like a young swallow returning to its nest.
In an instant, everyone's eyes fell on Tan Wenjie.
"You two stop arguing."
"Oh, the young master is here too."
"Uncle Shou, Happy New Year."
Tan Wenjie bowed and greeted him.
"Wenjie, you're here at the right time. Tell us about how you killed that thousand-year-old zombie king. Don't miss any details."
The look in Lao Deng’s eyes was very clear.
You must never lose face.
Only today he is the son-in-law that Lao Deng likes the most. Internal unity requires external pressure.
Tan Wenjie looked at Dagui's son Yungao.
As "someone else's child", if I were to be in the spotlight today, I wouldn't have a very comfortable year in my good fortune.
(End of this chapter)