Chapter 335 There are so many stumbling blocks on the road to study
Chapter 335 There are so many stumbling blocks on the road to study
In the haunted house on the waterside, Xiaoqing fell into the room and saw Nie Xiaoqian who had just finished listening to the teachings.
The tree demon has been eating a lot of books recently, and he always likes to talk about something, but the tree demon has no second-hand knowledge in his stomach, and preaching only exists in the stage of self-entertainment.
To sum it up: understand the applause.
Xiaoqian is the one who knows best when to applaud.
"Grandma, what you said is really good. Xiaoqian has learned a lot." Nie Xiaoqian's expression was sincere and serious.
The other female ghosts followed suit.
"Grandma loves you for a reason. You are the one with the best understanding."
The tree demon looked at Xiaoqing who returned empty-handed, and the smile on her face disappeared.
"Xiaoqing, why are you back?"
Xiaoqing slammed her knees on the ground and kowtowed: "Grandma, it's that hunter... No, it's that scholar who is too difficult to deal with."
If the hunter himself failed, grandma would definitely blame herself.
When the burly hunters meet them, they want to suck every toe clean and can take them down by just twisting their waists. But the scholars are completely different.
My grandma has recently become superstitious about intellectuals. She believes that there really are scholars who are not greedy for money or lustful and only love to read. When she meets such a person, she will let him go.
Isn't the purpose of loving to study and taking exams to get a good reputation just to make money and marry a beautiful woman? Xiaoqing didn't understand why loving to study and having a noble character were related.
"Scholar." The tree demon grandma indeed showed an expression that showed this.
Xiaoqian at the side did not miss the opportunity to tease Xiaoqing: "I was about to take down that scholar, but I had to come back to listen to grandma's lecture in a hurry, so I entrusted him to you. I didn't expect you to come back empty-handed. I'm not saying anything bad about you, so don't take it to heart."
It’s too late. I took it all to heart, not a drop was missed.
Xiaoqing gnashed her teeth quietly.
She is a loser now and should find her place in the world, while Xiaoqian has just flattered her grandmother.
If you dare to show your teeth, grandma will whip you.
"Grandma, I also saw a monster following the scholar." Xiaoqing suddenly said, "It seems to be Sister Xiaoxue."
Although he could not defeat the powerful Nie Xiaoqian, he could lure a third party to the scene and divert attention.
Xiaoxue is grandma’s favorite female demon and she used to be the best-selling product.
"Xiaoxue?" The tree demon was surprised.
I am relieved that my pigs can finally eat cabbages.
In the final analysis, female ghosts are just using their beauty to please men, and they can only deceive some scholars a little. The scholars can eat them to satisfy their needs for culture and knowledge, but it cannot satisfy their body's desire for energy.
Even when facing some swordsmen, kung fu masters, executioners, soldiers and officials, they have to retreat.
However, female demons like Xiaoxue who have practiced for hundreds of years are different. They are very good at fighting and are the tree demon's personal soldiers.
Indeed, only by introducing third parties and improving internal competitiveness can we mobilize the work enthusiasm of the entire industry.
In the past, Xiaoxue and her friends only caught low-level ones, but since they opened the Lanruo Temple Club, everything has changed. The female ghosts are eager to achieve results, and the female demons dare not slack off.
If they compete with each other, the only winner is the tree demon himself.
"Xiao Qian, you go tomorrow night."
"Yes."
Xiaoqian glanced at Xiaoqing who was kneeling on the ground, and the other party happened to look up at her.
Their eyes met.
Humph.
……
I was waiting for Yan Chixia during the day, but he didn't show up.
night.
The knock on the door came again.
The last person who came was Xiaoqing, and Tan Wenjie's evaluation of her was average.
When I opened the door, a familiar face came into view.
"Sir, excuse me for disturbing you..."
The moment Nie Xiaoqian saw the man opening the door, she mocked Xiaoqing in her heart.
He is obviously a hunter, how can you tell he is a scholar? In order to avoid being punished by his grandma, he told lies without any shame.
"Don't disturb." Tan Wenjie is very familiar with the process, "Please come in."
No matter what you do, the other party will always come in, so it is better to let it in from the beginning. The night is long, and it is quite interesting to tease the female ghost.
"Thank you, sir."
Nie Xiaoqian glanced around the room and saw a bow and a pot of arrows. It was undoubtedly a hunter.
Very easy to handle.
"The night is long and hard..."
Such a familiar opening line.
Tan Wenjie: "Are you from Shuixie too? Master Li's maid?"
"Uh, ah?" Nie Xiaoqian asked puzzled.
"There was a girl named Xiaoqing who came from there last night. Never mind. I don't like to say bad things about others behind their backs."
Xiaoqian: "..."
You are already talking, just finish what you have said, she loves to hear it.
However, Tan Wenjie kept his mouth shut and never mentioned Xiaoqing again.
As soon as they met, Nie Xiaoqian was upset. She wasn't upset because she couldn't hear any gossip, but she was upset because she only heard half of the gossip, and the object of the gossip happened to be a bitch she disliked, which doubled the discomfort.
"My name is Xiaoqian, and I'm a maid in Mr. Li's family." She accepted the character setting given by Xiaoqing. The most important thing in this line of work is to be able to get into the role in the shortest possible time.
Let customers feel the romantic feeling of love rising with the clock.
"You... Sir, why are you staring at me?" Xiao Qian shyly pulled up her sleeves to cover her face.
But she quietly lowered her eyes and secretly glanced at Tan Wenjie. When she found that his eyes were still on her, she covered her face again.
Xiaoqing, that idiot, is just a slut. She really thinks she can deceive people by taking off a lot of clothes. Although men want to strip them naked, they like to keep them half covered. They are not interested in them when they are really naked.
"If you don't stare at me, how do you know I'm staring at you?" As expected of Nie Xiaoqian, her technical level is definitely the highest among all the technicians in Lanruo Temple. Xiaoqing's domineering approach seems very low standard.
"Sir, you are such a jerk~, oh, so annoying."
Nie Xiaoqian smiled sweetly, reached out and gently touched Tan Wenjie's chest, then quickly withdrew her hand.
"I don't like to suffer losses the most." Tan Wenjie looked at his chest, and then looked at Nie Xiaoqian's chest.
"Really?" She smiled and waited.
The fish is hooked.
Her right foot was ready under her skirt, waiting for the other party to rush at her like a vicious dog, and then she would shake her right foot.
The female ghosts working at Lanruo Temple all have a silver bell on their ankles. When their prey is hooked, they will shake the silver bell to remind the grandmother to come for dinner.
Tan Wenjie smiled and shook his head, his eyes suddenly becoming serious.
Do you really think he would pounce on her and touch her all over? He is very principled.
"Sir, you hold your book upside down."
"Cough cough."
Tan Wenjie coughed softly and explained, "I can recite it backwards. I have completely understood the whole book."
"Really? Let me test you." Nie Xiaoqian snatched the book from Tan Wenjie's hand without saying a word.
"Since you can recite it backwards, I'll start from the last page..." She flipped the book casually, but her toes lightly touched Tan Wenjie's calf.
Light tickling.
Full of provocation.
But when Nie Xiaoqian saw the contents of the book clearly, she paused.
You can also recite the comic strip by heart.
The awkward situation during the question-and-answer session was quickly resolved as the man and the ghost looked at each other "affectionately".
Based on Nie Xiaoqian's experience, the other party is definitely a veteran pervert and a coward who doesn't want to take responsibility, so she has to take the initiative.
"Sir, is there something on my face?"
She moved closer to Tan Wenjie, so close that her noses almost touched his.
It’s a pity that both the man and the ghost are veteran actors. Their eyes are full of drama, but their hearts are as calm and steady as old dogs.
Nie Xiaoqian looked at Tan Wenjie, whose eyes were trembling slightly, and secretly felt amused in her heart. It turned out that all "scholars" liked this kind of tone and expressed their feelings through their eyes.
Tan Wenjie felt bored. He thought that Nie Xiaoqian was not as good as Xiaoqing in giving out benefits. What was the point of looking into each other's eyes? He was a vulgar person.
"You look like someone I know."
"Is it someone you like?"
Xiaoqian laughed in her heart, all men are indeed the same. The identification is complete, Xiaoqing is a waste.
She also glanced at Xiaoxue in the birdcage in the corner.
Just watch, I will use my charm to take down your prey, and you can only watch and do nothing.
Today she is going to have sex with him!
Tan Wenjie leaned back to distance himself: "She likes me, of course, we are true love."
Joan, who looks like Nie Xiaoqian, is definitely the most ordinary girlfriend he has ever had. The others have all had trouble with ghosts to varying degrees, but Joan is just an ordinary urban beauty who neither attracts ghosts nor is she the target of ghosts' attacks.
Now that I think about it, it’s been a while since I went back.
But I can only say that I will do it next time.
Stopping and walking along the way, it would be easy to go back but it would slow down his pace of becoming an immortal.
"Young Master, have you seen enough?" Nie Xiaoqian's voice came slowly.
Tan Wenjie suddenly woke up. No wonder he suddenly had memories of the canyon. It turned out that there really was a canyon.
"Sorry, I just got distracted."
"Son~"
Seeing that the timing was right, Nie Xiaoqian reached out and hugged Tan Wenjie's neck.
"Miss Xiaoqian, please respect yourself. I can swear on my conscience that I just looked at it accidentally and I definitely didn't mean to offend you."
Xiao Qian said quietly, "Sir, why don't you swear on your conscience?"
Tan Wenjie calmly withdrew his hand. He had seen all kinds of big scenes and had never felt embarrassed.
Just a little cold.
"Girl, please go back."
eccentric!
Nie Xiaoqian even had a feeling that the other party was teasing her and making fun of her.
Could it be that the ghost's identity has been discovered?
She is just dead, not stupid, and she still has basic judgment ability.
As she was thinking about it, she suddenly felt her butt being patted.
Wait, when did I get into his arms? But I gotta say... it smells so good, I really want to take a big bite.
"What's wrong? Can't I satisfy you?" She leaned close to Tan Wenjie's ear and asked softly.
The cold wind blew on my ears, causing a slight itch.
“I just want to read.”
"Humph."
Nie Xiaoqian stood up. She had to leave. Just now while talking, she inexplicably fell into the other person's arms, and just now, she suddenly found that her whole body was lost.
Somehow the other party found out everything.
This man is no simple matter. Maybe he will be eaten up so thoroughly that he won’t even remember to shake the silver bell.
Let’s slip away first.
Looking at Xiaoqian who was walking out with her clothes in her hands, Tan Wenjie shook his head: "There are so many stumbling blocks on the road to study."
"After I pass the imperial examination, I will have a high position, a generous salary, and as many good wives and concubines as I want. Why waste my time here?"
Xiaoxue, the female demon in the birdcage: "..."
So that's what you think.
(End of this chapter)