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"Yes, this story is about a loyal maid who serves her master."
After all, as a witch god, her original owner was the entire witch clan, but now it has long been extinct.
"Hey, you didn't ask me how to serve a man well as a maid. Take this book and read it carefully. There are many tips in it."
Lei Mu was still confused and didn't seem to understand, but Jun Ruohan didn't explain much and just handed her a storybook.
Lei Mu nodded repeatedly, preparing to carve Jun Ruohan's words into the deepest part of his thinking module.
Hearing this, Lei Mu suddenly became energetic.
As a mechanical puppet and war weapon, the Wu Clan specifically strengthened Leimu's learning module and information retrieval module at the beginning of the design.
Very good! This is exactly what she wants.
"Watch other people eat?"
Therefore, she has not had any experience in serving her master, and all of this needs to be learned.
"Of course there is a difference. Let's put it this way, Han Mo doesn't like to eat these soy milk and steamed bun slices, but he likes to watch others eat them."
"That's right, especially when a beautiful woman kneels in front of him and takes the initiative to add this kind of steamed bun slices with dipping sauce. I guarantee that Han Mo will like it very much."
"Wait a minute, you made a mistake. When did I say this was Han Mo's favorite food? It was 'favorite' rather than 'favorite'."
It allows her to instantly grasp all the written information about the different regions and cultures of the human and demon tribes.
Lei Mu: "(_?)"
Needless to say, there is no need to say much about the learning module, let’s just say that Lei Mu’s intelligence retrieval is very strong.
But Lei Mu also knew very well that it was precisely because her intelligence retrieval ability was so strong that she occasionally fell into confusion.
Because regarding the way of serving, there were no specifically written books in the Da Zhou human documents she had searched.
In other words, in this era, there were no rules and regulations that clearly stipulated what maids should do, at least in the Great Zhou Dynasty.
This greatly restricted her learning progress.
Fortunately, Jun Ruohan helped her now.
She even explained to Lei Mu thoughtfully:
“This book talks about how to be your master’s capable helper, how to be your master’s considerate little cotton-padded jacket, and… how to be your master’s pot!”
"Pot? Is it the teapot kind?"
But after hearing this, Leimu fell into doubt again.
She could still understand the first two sentences, but she obviously failed to understand the last sentence. She didn't understand why the maid also had the mission of becoming the master's pot.
Could it be a teapot, pouring tea for the owner?
"Well, no, it's Jing... Never mind, you'll know when you take the time to read it later."
"Thank you very much, Ruohan."
Jun Ruohan didn't explain too much, but after Lei Mu solemnly thanked her, she quickly changed the topic and got to the point:
"Lei Mu, in addition to coming here to see you today, I also want you to do me a favor. It's about Murong Ying. The thing is like this..."
Therefore, she briefly recounted the long-planned plan for the evil fall of a certain Acacia Saint... and suggested that with Lei Mu's help, the process would be much easier.
And this is also the main purpose of her coming here today.
Because before Jun Ruohan came here, he had carefully prepared a gift for Rem, which was a great favor to her.
Therefore, following the principle of "equivalent exchange" of the Witch God Puppet, Lei Mu naturally did not refuse and agreed.
Seeing that his goal was achieved, Jun Ruohan chatted with Lei Mu for a few more words, then said goodbye and left without any intention of looking for Han Mo.
Firstly, she needed to make some preparations in advance for this plan.
Secondly, she knew that Su Mengyao was in Han Mo's courtyard at this moment.
Because after Su Mengyao won the fourth trial yesterday, Han Mo's harem almost tacitly agreed to leave this night to Su Mengyao as a reward.
Therefore, last night there was no situation where Su Mengyao was worried about being crowded and unable to squeeze in.
"Hey, Ruohan, how could you give Lei Mu that little yellow book..."
"Sister, don't worry, this is exactly what Leimu needs."
"But……"
Looking at the backs of the two sisters leaving while chatting, until they were completely out of sight, Leimu turned around, and then...
She quickly found a well-lit place to sit down, quickly opened the storybook, and began to read the contents of the storybook item by item.
As she watched, Leimu's first expectation gradually turned into shock.
It is undeniable that Jun Ruohan is magical. Lei Mu searched for information throughout the Great Zhou Dynasty, but could not find a book about the way of serving.
Jun Ruohan found it easily, and it was the most professional and comprehensive maid guide.
Most of the content in the book focuses on home economics and cooking. In addition, gardening, pet raising, and personnel management are all covered.
Lei Mu slowly flipped through the pages like this, caring about the condition of the owner of the house from time to time. Gradually the sky became dark again, and then after an unknown period of time, the dawn of dawn fell in the night sky in the courtyard.
Because Lei Mu read it very carefully, almost word for word, and repeated it, the day and night passed quickly.
Su Mengyao did not leave on this day, but continued to stay in Han Mo Xiaoyuan for one night, and did not leave until dawn the next day.
After watching Su Mengyao leave, Lei Mu turned her attention back to the storybook again.
At this time, she had already read the last few pages, and found some of the most critical things in these pages, as well as the soy milk steamed buns and butter bread that Jun Ruohan mentioned before...
It can be said that this is the content that best reflects the practicality and professionalism of the entire storybook, including but not limited to:
[How to accompany a single male host]
[How to become a qualified hot water bottle - exclusive bed warming skills for maids]
[Fifteen techniques for flirting with your host]
[Responsibilities and obligations of bed partners]
[The host’s favorite food—steamed buns soaked in soy milk and butter bread]
[How a maid understands and handles extramarital affairs with her master]
[When talking about having an affair with your master, you need to pay attention to ten key points when cheating on your master’s wife]
When Lei Mu saw this, she was completely stunned.
Obviously, with so many high-end "techniques", she has not mastered any of them, and she is in vain to be the most loyal silicone maid of her master.
"No, we can't continue like this. We must take action. I must master all these ways of serving and use them to serve my master one by one."
Leimu is a silicone puppet with strong execution skills, so she quickly took action and chose the seemingly simplest way to serve.
One of the master's favorite maid services - the exclusive maid's morning potion.
"Well, that's it. This seems pretty simple... It happens to be morning now..."
Chapter 287 Yun Dou has turned into a sour champagne
2024-05-12
After a day of verbal persuasion, Han Mo finally convinced Yunzhu, the head of the fifth generation.
Although she couldn't create simulated spiritual roots, Han Mo's suggestion made her see another way to achieve "everyone is like a dragon" - to change the world and correct the way of heaven.
Although this method sounded outrageous and bold, Yunzhu didn't believe Han Mo's words for a while.
But with his patient explanation, especially using the knowledge and strategies in the game, Yunzhu finally accepted the plan and made an agreement with it.
Yunzhu also said that he would continue to assist Su Mengyao.
Of course, this does not mean that Han Mo has completely conquered Yunzhu, but only temporarily dispelled her hostility.
But for Han Mo, this was enough.
After all, Yunzhu was deceived by him and Su Mengyao just yesterday, and he didn't expect to defeat this arrogant female leader in just one day.
All I can say is that the future is... long.
As for the fourth generation leader Yun Dou, she was not interested in either Yunzhu's wishes or Han Mo's agreement with Yunzhu.
Recently I have to retreat and start working on a breakthrough.
But now it seems that they have never seen this kind of world!
"Okay, Mengyao, these are the information about the second generation. It includes her introduction, playing style, weaknesses, and her special strategy. You must memorize it in the past few days.
Because they never thought that bedside scenes could be like this.
There was no way, just because the experience of these two consecutive days really shocked them.
After being beaten many times, she figured it out.
What kind of storms and waves have they never seen before? What kind of world have they never seen before?
In her opinion, since she was bound to Su Mengyao for life and couldn't resist, she might as well lie down and enjoy it.
As for the first generation, although I have also prepared some strategies, my suggestion is that after you challenge the second generation, you can delay as long as you can.
And because Su Mengyao had recently learned some tricks from Jun Ruohan, this also caused the two female leaders to fall into extreme shame and shock after being teased.
Recalling her experiences in the past few days since possessing Su Mengyao, the emotions in her heart were quite complicated, including unwillingness, shame, humiliation, and also uncontrollable desire and longing.
What number six or nine is wrong?
What blindfolds and collar chains?
Why Lu Zhishen uprooted the leaning willow?
Why is one driving the dock and the other pushing the butt...
"Oh, this night really cost me my life. This man is so powerful. No wonder there are so many women willing to sacrifice their lives for him."
"I am proficient in physical skills, but I never thought that the human body can be put into so many postures. It is really unheard of..."
In short, this is an eye-opener for the two female leaders who have never experienced anything between men and women, and can even be called innocent in this regard.
And when will we see the first generation leader, known as the strongest in the history of the Sword Sect, turn into a cream puff?