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Without a companion, he was seen by others as a madman who was only interested in attaining enlightenment. However, no one knew how much pain he felt in his heart whenever he felt lonely after practicing.
At that time, he could only entertain himself by scratching the front line.
As the saying goes:
There is a bunch of leeks around the waist, but I catch them alone without any fragrance.
Raising the hips to invite the bright moon, my shadow and I become three people.
It was for this reason that, after achieving an immortal body and getting rid of the worries of worldly diseases, he began to retaliate by throwing away his monthly energy, and gradually turned into King Jiang Huo.
But even though he has never used this trick again, it doesn't mean that he is rusty at it.
The situation of An Dan was perfect for this skill that he had long forgotten.
He is even more suitable than Jiang Lu back then, and can be called the congenital prostate massage saint, because he farts without making any sound, and there is no need for a special lever, it is very convenient to reach in.
Although the sword cannot be unsheathed with just visual, auditory and tactile stimulation, but with the internal and external training and the manual filling step, you will definitely win!
Seeing Hu Ji's reaction at this time, Jiang Lu was very satisfied.
"This is the real primary productive force!" Jiang Lu laughed: "Don't underestimate a man's creativity when he wants to reward himself, asshole!"
After saying this, without waiting for Hu Ji's response, Jiang Lu grinned and read thousands of books, writing like a god.
Hu Ji, who was used to using props, couldn't adapt to this all of a sudden. Soon she was sweating profusely and begging for mercy.
"Husband...Husband...I didn't expect you to have such a long time off...and you didn't feel unfamiliar at all...You...You are even more powerful now!"
"Hehehe, don't worry, the parts you like won't be left out!"
In order to fulfill his obsession of An Dan 100%, Jiang Lu used all his power and force, and directly used the double-ended mortise and tenon connection device, which represented the humiliation of men, to divide Hu Ji's troops into two groups, pretending to build a plank road but secretly attacking Chencang.
"Oops! I never said I liked this aaaaaaaaaaaaa."
But Hu Ji just exclaimed, resisted symbolically and then stopped resisting.
In the blink of an eye, Hu Ji was flowing like the Three Gorges Dam...
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【Say No to the Yin Emperor】
Chapter 259 Say No to the Yin Emperor
"Say no to the Yin Emperor?"
Jiang Lu loosened his left hand that was squeezing the front line and rubbed his chin:
"It's no wonder. An Dan is not really a ketone. If he didn't need the position of Grand Marshal, he would actually want to reject this unspoken rule in his heart.
Um...
Wait, those female subordinates I promoted before, wouldn’t they also want to say no to me?"
Jiang Lu's expression suddenly turned ugly.
The existence of this possibility was hard for him to accept.
Shaking his head to get rid of these self-defeating thoughts, Jiang Lu looked at Hu Ji, who was already exhausted from the spasm: "Where is Yin Di now?"
"In...in the makeshift Yin Palace, I am in charge of the overall situation..." Hu Ji rolled her eyes and answered with twitching lips.
"Isn't it the same as not saying anything?" Jiang Lu used the Great Wilderness Prisoner Heaven Finger to point at Hu Ji in dissatisfaction: "Hey, hey, hey? I lost my memory, remember? Do you want me to call you to tell me how to get to the Yin Palace?"
"It's just...it's..."
Before Hu Ji could finish her words, she fell asleep.
She was so tired.
Although Jiang Lu's movements are greatly restricted because he needs to hold the front line with one hand, his experience is not for show, and he can easily think of hundreds of female-dominated postures.
Therefore, Hu Ji had to follow Jiang Lu's instructions while being attacked, and the physical exhaustion and mental exhaustion brought about by these new tricks were huge.
Jiang Lu also felt helpless about this.
This Hu Ji looks hot, but I didn't expect her to be so pure. She looks like this just by skills. It seems that she has never eaten good food.
He couldn't even imagine if Jiang Bao was around, would she surrender to the enemy directly?
Shaking his head, he covered Hu Ji with the quilt and left the room.
When Jiang Lu walked out of the door, he realized that the room he had just been in was not a real house at all, but just a luxurious big tent.
It took Jiang Lu a while to remember that this type of marching tent had been abolished since he took office and replaced with an RV that was both offensive and defensive and more maneuverable.
Now, for some reason, we are using the old marching tents again.
"It's quite retro." Jiang Lu commented: "It has a kind of primitive beauty."
Looking around, it was filled with tents like this one, but compared to the single tents, the other tents were very simple and small. You could tell without looking that they were probably just ordinary large bunk beds.
It seems that this is Andan’s base camp.
The military camp was filled with armed soldiers standing guard or patrolling, with a sentry post every hundred meters.
They generally do not have a physical body, a skeleton or a partially flesh-covered corpse, with ghost lights in the eyes, and that's it. It looks a bit sloppy.
This is very different from the image of ghost soldiers in Jiang Lu's impression.
With this kind of physical fitness, I would not have accepted someone who applied for a job in the past. Why are they so numerous here?
And if this is Andan’s base camp, then it is equivalent to the military camp of the Yin Palace, which is second only to the Yin Emperor in terms of core status. If this is the case here, then wouldn’t the quality of the Yin soldiers in other places be even more worrying?
Is it true that the treatment of ghost soldiers has become worse now?
Or were all the strong soldiers and generals killed in the battle with the underworld, so the only ones left now are ghost soldiers of this quality?
Whatever the situation, it doesn't seem to be good news for the underworld.
But for Jiang Lu, it is!
It feels a bit like "After being kicked out of the adventurer team, everyone discovered that I was the strongest hero."
To be honest, Jiang Lu is very happy to see that everyone in the underworld has a bad life after leaving him.
You know, there are only two types of qualified exes. One is the ex who you never contact again after the breakup and is like a dead ex. The other is the ex who lives a worse life than you after the breakup.
Only under such a comparison can one prove his irreplaceable importance and absolutely correct leadership, right?
Turning his eyes away from the malnourished ghost soldiers, Jiang Lu looked at the environment near the military camp.
The sky here is not gray like the underworld, but a warm orange hue, just like the sunset glow in the sky when the sun is about to set.
Looking forward along the vacant marching road in the military camp, about a hundred meters away from the camp, there is a surging black river with no end in sight and no visible opposite bank.
There is a new stone bridge over the river, extending into the orange-red mist.
Looking at the Yin soldiers guarding the bridge, Jiang Lu speculated that this should be the bridge built under the leadership of the Yin Emperor to allow the army to cross the black river.
Because of his good relationship with Zeus, Jiang Lu has some understanding of the underworld even though he has never been to it.
The name of this great river is Agron, which means the River of Sorrow.
There should have been a bearded boatman on the River of Pain, who ferried the undead to the other side, but judging from the current situation, the boatman should have gone home for vacation.
Across the river of pain is an endless gray plain.
It is called the Field of Truth, also known as the Land of Vinca.
In the Garden of Truth, there is a judgment seat. The dead souls extradited by the boatman will be judged by the three judges of the underworld in front of the judgment seat to decide whether they will go to the paradise of Elysium to enjoy happiness, or be sent to Tartarus to be punished.
This operating mode is actually similar to the underworld and hell.
Unfortunately, when Jiang Lu became the Lord of the Underworld, this pattern had already been formed. He didn't know who copied whom, or whether good designs always come from the same source.
However, Jiang Lu has always been very proud. In his opinion, the underworld he leads is far ahead in some aspects.
For example, the only thing that the underworld can offer is vinca roseus, but in the netherworld, besides red spider lily, there are also sister flowers, mother-daughter flowers, etc., which have a strong cultural atmosphere and high tourism value.
Unfortunately, judging from the fact that the army’s tents are all being retro-styled, these intangible cultural heritages are probably gone now.
After briefly reminiscing about the glorious past, Jiang Lu once again focused his attention on the present.
Combined with what Hu Ji said, that An Dan ran back from the front line, judging from the clue, the military camp where he is now should be located behind the front line, and the current battlefield should be in the Garden of Truth or even further ahead.
In a war, the stronger side will never choose to fight on their own soil. In addition, the bridge is built at the doorstep of someone's house, which is tantamount to asking the victim to open the door and take slippers when stealing. Therefore, the underworld undoubtedly has the advantage in the battle situation.
Moreover, the army of the underworld has no intention of withdrawing. It is estimated that the Emperor of the Underworld is quite confident in dealing with the main gods brought by Zeus, and he is determined to gain control of the underworld.
Therefore, it is most likely that the main gods are just exerting pressure and are unlikely to take action personally. Now it all depends on how long the underworld can drag it out.
These are the information Jiang Lu read from the details.
Even though his underworld had become so rotten after he left it, he was still hanging by the hammer of Greek mythology. Jiang Lu didn't know whether he should be relieved or regretful.
With a sigh, Jiang Lu didn't think any more about it and decided to borrow An Dan's body to meet Yin Emperor first. Only by knowing yourself and your enemy can you win every battle.
It would be a lie for Jiang Lu to say he wasn't excited at this moment.
He had been plotted against by the Yin Emperor once. Facing this enemy, there was not a moment when he wanted to kill him as soon as possible, and he had been working hard for this goal.
But now that they were really meeting, he felt a little nervous.
Although he knew that this day would come sooner or later, he did not expect it to happen so soon and so suddenly.
What he knew more clearly was that there was nothing he could do during this meeting.
Although his body was safe now, it contained the power of gods waiting for Jiang Lu to tap into, but compared to the main gods who were above the gods, or even perhaps even beyond the main gods, which was the realm that he had been pursuing in the past, there was still a world of difference between him and Jiang Lu.
It is more difficult to take down Yin Di by trickery than it is for Captain America to take down Thanos alone.
So his attitude was also very correct. This time he went there just to see what level of opponent the current Yin Emperor was. It was purely for testing and he would never take the risk of causing any trouble.
After deciding on the course of action, Jiang Lu called over a ghost soldier wearing the messenger's signature light armor and asked him to prepare the vehicle.
Originally, he was a little annoyed by Hu Ji's sudden crash, but as soon as he walked out of the tent and saw the familiar Jiangshan, his blood suddenly awakened.
It’s true that he didn’t know where the Yin Palace was, but a good leader never needs to know which way to go or how to do things. He only needs to set a goal and arrange the people who can do the rest.