Chapter 356 Please stop your imagination
Chapter 356 Please stop your imagination
"Fellow Daoist Tan...Brother Tan."
Zhiqiu Yiye wanted to call him fellow Taoist before, but considering that Ning Caichen actually called him Brother Tan, if he called him fellow Taoist again it would seem that their relationship was just ordinary.
Must change the tone.
Tan Wenjie saw Zhiqiu Yiye slowly turning around and was about to give him the middle finger.
"This move will cause great loss of your own luck. If you use it too much, you will suffer bloody disasters. Don't use it on me casually."
"I see." Zhiqiu Yiye nodded, "I understand! I will pay attention to it next time, but I..."
He is about to give the middle finger again.
"There is something dirty here." Tan Wenjie quickly changed the subject.
Hearing that there was something dirty, Zhiqiu Yiye turned around excitedly and sniffed slightly.
“I didn’t smell it.”
“Because it’s very good at hiding.”
He was just about to use his spiritual power to look for it.
Although the coffin was seen as soon as they entered Zhengqi Villa, the giant corpse was obviously not hiding inside.
With a "bang", the door was pushed open again.
Fu Qingfeng and others also came to Zhengqi Villa.
The scene was quiet for a moment. They didn't expect that there were two other people besides Tan Wenjie.
The reason why Ning Caichen and Zhiqiu Yiye were stunned was very simple.
Zhiqiu Yiye: "Hey, that young lady looks just like the one you like."
"Don't talk nonsense. Do you know what kind of person I like?"
He just helped You Feng to reincarnate, and also killed the King of Dharma who was chasing You Feng. He was already so helpful, but Zhiqiu could analyze his emotions from it. It was a bit of a waste of his talent for him to exorcise demons and monsters. Zhiqiu is very suitable for writing books, and he is quite good at making up stories.
"Miss Xiaoqian?" Ning Caichen was also surprised. He didn't expect to see an acquaintance by such a coincidence.
The scenes seen in Lanruo Temple had a great impact on single men. Tan Wenjie was a poor student with a lot of stationery, and Xiaoqian was one of the "stationery", which had a great impact on Ning Caichen's innocent heart.
It was the first time I knew that someone needed a red-sleeved lady to accompany him when reading comic books.
"Old man, you've got the wrong person." Fu Qingfeng was attracted by the bearded Ning Caichen.
A bit sloppy.
Then it quickly shifted to Tan Wenjie.
Her target is Tan Wenjie. With his help, the success rate of rescuing her father will be greatly increased, even if she has to sacrifice her life for him.
"What Xiaoqian?" Zhiqiu Yiye came over, put his arms around Ning Caichen's neck, and made faces.
"Miss Xiaoqian is an old friend of mine and Brother Tan."
He glanced at Tan Wenjie and found that Tan Wenjie was sitting cross-legged on the ground, his body floating in the air, with thunder and fire surrounding his body.
The popular science session can only be temporarily interrupted.
Fu Qingfeng and others widened their eyes.
Σ(°△°;)°△°;)°△°;)
It's flying!
The idea of asking him for help became stronger. With his help, we will definitely succeed.
"found it!"
Tan Wenjie rushed out the door.
"Whoosh-!"
Fu Qingfeng and others' heads started turning.
(っ°Д°(っ°Д°(っ°Д°;)っ!
"Hero, hero..." Fu Qingfeng's voice could not catch up with the other party's figure.
Zhiqiu Yiye wanted to chase after him, but was stopped by Ning Caichen.
"Let go, let go... Alas!" Zhiqiu Yiye could only look at the direction where Tan Wenjie disappeared with regret. He was just a little bit away from following him to kill monsters together.
"Are you two friends of that hero?" Fu Qingfeng asked.
Zhiqiu Yiye took a step back and pushed Ning Caichen in front of him. He had been practicing for a short time and lacked concentration. The two women in front of him had good figures and were beautiful. He did not dare to look at them for too long, for fear that they would be influenced and his Taoism would be ruined.
I didn't bring an extra pair of underwear when I went out. It will be very troublesome when I get up tomorrow morning.
"Yes." Ning Caichen nodded, but the cloth bundle fell to the ground because Zhiqiu Yiye pulled it.
The contents fell out.
A sign and a book.
"Old man." Fu Qingfeng took the initiative to step forward and pick up the things.
After seeing what was written on it, her face changed and she exclaimed: "It's Senior Zhuge Wolong!"
"What! Zhuge Wulong!"
Everyone present looked at Ning Caichen in amazement.
According to Ning Caichen's observation, half of them did not know Zhuge Liang, and they slowly imitated the surprised faces after noticing that others were surprised.
"Are you Zhuge Liang?" Zhiqiu Yiye pointed at him with a trembling index finger.
No wonder such a powerful person like Tan Wenjie would get to know such a weak person. So that's how it is. He understood everything.
"It's my horse's honor to be ridden by you."
I suddenly felt a little touched. I have met a lot of important people recently.
"Zhuge Wulong? I'm not Zhuge Wulong!" Ning Caichen seemed to have figured out the key point, "My name is Ning Caichen. By the way, Zhuge Wulong is actually an old man I met in the prison cell. He..."
Just as Ning Caichen was telling his story, Tan Wenjie came to an open space behind Zhengqi Villa.
"come out!"
He folded his five fingers inward and clenched his fists and smashed them on the ground.
Amidst the loud noise, a huge figure broke out of the ground.
"Can burrow underground!"
The giant corpse is not a zombie, it has become a monster.
Tan Wenjie took the initiative to greet him and gave him a heart-warming kiss.
The giant corpse flew out and hit the ground at an even faster speed.
Facts have proven that even if you can burrow underground, when you are violently smashed to the ground, you will not be as unscathed as a fish in water, but will instead absorb the physical impact.
As soon as he landed and got closer, the giant corpse sprayed corpse gas towards his face. Fortunately, he stepped back in time to keep some distance.
The corpse gas was a ball of poisonous mist that could not fly. It fell to the ground and dyed the soil black.
The disc in his hand spins, which is both palm wind and sword energy, and he can control the palm and sword as he wishes.
He flew out in a circle and easily cut off the giant corpse's left arm.
The disc spun around and removed the giant corpse's head.
"If it were a zombie, I'd still have a headache for a while."
It was just a wild monster that had been cultivating for a few hundred years, and he chopped it into pieces in one encounter.
He clasped his hands together and directed the Samadhi Fire to fly out and ignite a pile of Lego-like fragments on the ground.
As the flames burned, the corpse made crackling sounds.
When the flames died down and the body was completely turned into charcoal, Tan Wenjie frowned.
"wrong."
No kill, so no experience gained and no mission completed.
After kicking the ashes away, there was indeed a hole as big as an eyeball underneath, which looked very much like the small holes dug for crabs by the river.
He jumped towards the small hole and escaped underground!
……
Inside Zhengqi Villa.
"…That's it. I'm really not Zhuge Liang."
Ning Caichen spoke for a long time and his mouth became dry.
"We understand. Senior Zhuge Wulong is trying to hide his identity." Fu Qingfeng nodded seriously. "Everyone should remember that there is only Ning Caichen here, not Zhuge Wulong!"
Then she looked at Ning Caichen seriously.
"Senior, are we doing it right?"
Ning Caichen: “…”
My heart is so tired.
He had explained it this way and that way, but it was completely to the deaf.
Please stop your imagination.
"Senior Zhuge Wulong! Woo woo woo, I am so touched." Zhiqiu Yiye was talking on the side, not knowing what was going on.
"Don't join in the fun, Brother Zhiqiu. You've obviously never heard of Zhuge Wulong before."
It was clearly seen just now that Zhiqiu Yiye was one of those people who was slow to react and was just filling in the gaps.
Zhiqiu Yiye's expression changed slightly.
He was actually seen through!
He was only interested in exorcising demons and monsters. Besides, he had just come down from the mountain after completing his studies. So, let alone celebrities in the world, he didn't even know the emperor's last name.
"As expected of Senior Zhuge Wolong!" Zhiqiu Yiye said seriously, "You know about this even though I haven't heard of it. You are truly a genius."
He blinked, giving that little I-know-all look.
Experts certainly don’t like you pretending to know something you don’t, so you should be serious about it.
"Zhuge... Ah, Senior Ning, actually, Brother Tan and I are very familiar with each other." Zhiqiu Yiye felt that he should tell his own story. They were all people who followed Tan Wenjie to exorcise demons. Ning Caichen was so cool, if he didn't say something, wouldn't he seem like a fool?
When he was working with Tan Wenjie, he was definitely not just a group of people who would shout for help.
But the specific process is really unremarkable.
Remove the part about squatting in the bushes, and then it's just fighting, killing, killing, killing.
After seeing Tan Wenjie take off on the spot, Fu Qingfeng and others also believed that there were monsters in the world, but the content mentioned was still too beyond the scope.
"That's really Brother Tan's style of doing things."
Only Ning Caichen was sighing, because Zhiqiu Yiye's story was too general, he could only substitute his own experience for easier understanding. Zhiqiu Yiye also emphasized in the story that the female ghost You Feng and Fu Qingfeng looked exactly the same.
When I heard Zhiqiu Yiye say that Tan Wenjie helped the female ghost You Feng go deep into the Yin and Yang world to eliminate the King of Dharma, and then sent her into reincarnation with tears, I couldn't help but sigh.
His lust and fickleness were just a disguise. In fact, he was very determined and would not be tempted by beauty. Otherwise, he would not have insisted on sending Xiaoqian and Xiaoqing to reincarnate, and drove Xiaoxue away, while he himself followed the bearded man to practice hard.
"Brother Tan is really infatuated."
Ning Caichen was not surprised at all.
Because the ghost looked exactly like the woman he loved, he was willing to go deep into the enemy camp and destroy the King of Dharma for the sake of the female ghost he met by chance, which made him admire her very much.
Because I loved her so much, I chose to let her go and let her be reincarnated.
"Infatuated?" Zhiqiu Yiye asked in a low voice.
"Xiao Qian, you look exactly like Miss Fu." Ning Caichen said, and also used this to explain why he called Fu Qingfeng Miss Xiao Qian when he saw her.
As for the story of Tan Wenjie and Nie Xiaoqian, Ning Caichen decided not to be a nosy person.
Because there are many parties involved, Xiaoqian is just one of them, and he feels that he needs to help Tan Wenjie maintain his infatuated character.
The ground shook slightly and a figure emerged from the ground.
The person who came was Tan Wenjie, who was chasing the escaped parts of the giant corpse.
The target became smaller, and the demonic aura on his body was barely detectable. Besides, there were quite a few harmless ghosts near Zhengqi Villa, making it a little difficult to find him.
If there is no other choice, we can only close the door and release the rooster.
Everyone looked at the figures of the two men who were angry for their beloved in the story just now and immediately cast their scorching gazes at them.
worship!
Seeing Tan Wenjie jump out, Ning Caichen was overjoyed: "I am not Zhuge Wulong, I am Ning Caichen, Brother Tan, you must testify for me!"
"testify?"
How dare you, Achen, come to my door yourself!
It's time to avenge myself for making up a story and telling it around.
"Okay, I testify that he is Zhuge Liang!" Tan Wenjie pointed at Ning Caichen.
Everyone looked at Ning Caichen.
What else can you say now!
(End of this chapter)