Chapter 370: The Fierce Female Demon
Chapter 370: The Fierce Female Demon
The house is full of female demons who eat people without leaving any bones. Run away.
After telling the housekeeper that he had to go on a long journey and would be back in a few days, Tan Wenjie left in a hurry.
A sword case appeared behind him, the Xuanyuan Sword was unsheathed, and it turned into a golden light and flew towards the north with Tan Wenjie.
He stepped on the flying sword and rose into the air. His hair was messed up by the wind and his eyelashes were stretched restlessly.
"You and I are really not compatible." Tan Wenjie felt the sword spirit in the Xuanyuan Sword.
The Sword of Holy Way does not match his style of doing things, and it just feels awkward for the two to be together.
On the contrary, the machete was what he wanted, but unfortunately the machete was made of ordinary material and was not as powerful as his palm knife.
Step on the sword and break through the clouds.
Above the sea of clouds, the golden sunlight shines on the thick clouds, forming a layer of golden velvet carpet.
I don't know how far I flew on the sword, across rivers and over mountains.
"The mountain we saw just now should be Huangshan Mountain."
Only at this point did he have some sense of being a "goddess". He believed that there must be people who practiced Taoism in famous mountains and ancient monuments.
In a blink of an eye, it flew very far and arrived in Shandong.
Suddenly I remembered that someone said before that they had learned magic in Laoshan, and Bai Min'er and Caiyi seemed to have settled in a fairy mountain overseas, in Bohai.
"Then you should stay away from it."
Tan Wenjie is now in a sage state. If a woman dares to touch him, he will definitely get angry. He cannot control his powerful charm.
You must never escape from the tiger's den and fall into the wolf's lair.
In a forest, there was a rolling evil aura rising to the sky.
Any unexpected gains?
You can stay away from women, but you don’t need to hide from monsters.
Falling into the forest, the Xuanyuan Sword under his feet automatically sheathed itself. The intelligent flying sword is indeed more useful than ordinary weapons. It is fully intelligently operated, and the monk also has his own artificial intelligence.
In front of us, there is a person wrapped in a huge cocoon and hanging upside down on a tree, swinging back and forth like a pendulum clock.
Being stared at by Tan Wenjie, the man on the tree said angrily: "What are you looking at? Have you never seen a monster being caught before?"
He is not a stingy person, he just has hostility towards those very few bastards in the world who are more handsome than himself.
"Catching monsters and using yourself as bait?"
"Yeah, how about it!"
There are people in the world who are willing to sacrifice themselves. Tan Wenjie admired the other person very much, so he found a stone to sit on.
"Hey, kid, what are you doing?" the man hanging on the tree asked unhappily.
"Watch you catch the monster."
He really just wanted to see the other party demonstrate his advanced monster-catching skills, and never thought about the monster's intention to steal his head after being attracted over.
"It seems that you have some skills, so you can be considered a fellow Taoist..."
"Master!"
A figure flashed past.
It's the magic of walking!
He is indeed a sorcerer, practicing magic but not Taoism, and is good at using tricks.
The man was half-kneeling on the ground, holding a straw hat in his hand.
"Master, the monster is still 20 miles away."
"Probe again, report again!"
"Yes!"
With a flash of magic, the person disappeared.
The man hanging on the tree proudly raised his chin to Tan Wenjie, "If you know what's best for you, stay away and don't disturb me from catching monsters!"
The disciple's magical speed skills were so perfect that Tan Wenjie couldn't help but look at him with higher regard.
"Then come down and chase me away."
"you you!"
The silkworm pupa swayed around angrily, but couldn't do anything to Tan Wenjie.
Make the disciple of the magic of walking appear again.
"Master, the monster is still 3 miles away."
"So fast?" the man was surprised.
"Master, shall I go check again?"
"What the hell, why don't you run for your life?"
"Yes!"
"Wait, put me down."
However, the apprentice had disappeared without a trace, leaving only him hanging on the tree, dangling.
The evil aura was thick and pungent, getting closer and closer.
"Hey man, could you please help me put me down?" The man looked at Tan Wenjie with a wry smile.
"I hope it won't disturb you from catching monsters."
"Of course not!" the man urged, "Put me down now, or we will both die!"
Tan Wenjie swung out a palm knife, and the man hanging upside down on the tree fell headfirst into the ground.
"Bah, bah, he's running away!" The other person got up and ran away.
There was actually someone in the world who was better at running than him and had no bottom line, so Tan Wenjie decided to run faster and overtake the other person.
The "dong" and "dong" footsteps from behind sounded like heavy hammers hitting the ground.
Okay, okay, the monster came to the door automatically. Tan Wenjie turned around and planned to test how sharp his Xuanyuan Sword was.
"I rely on!"
He raised his head, raised his head, and raised his head again.
What a big cockroach! Aren’t they said that only cockroaches in the south are big and can fly? This one seems to be able to break through the atmosphere and fly directly to the moon to settle down.
"Aren't you trying to catch a monster?" Tan Wenjie decisively turned around and caught up with the unreliable man who was running away.
"I have to pee urgently and I'm not ready yet. You can hold it for me first. I'll definitely be able to take it away after I'm done!"
Tan Wenjie's eyes widened: "Daoyou, you are really shameless."
He actually lets others take the brunt of the situation. He despises people like this the most.
So he sped up his escape to surpass the opponent.
If you are being chased by a monster, you will be safe as long as you run faster than your companions.
The man could only watch Tan Wenjie's back getting farther and farther away: "Why are you running so fast? Hey, wait for me, I really need to pee, you have no empathy at all."
The two men ran into a dilapidated temple and closed the door.
The man leaned his back against the broken temple door and breathed heavily, but Tan Wenjie remained calm and composed.
"That cockroach outside is not easy to deal with." The man said, "But I can easily subdue it with a little trick."
There are too many adjectives, and the lips are trembling, so the credibility is zero. Even a fool like Wencai would not use this method to deceive people.
"Okay, I'll leave it to you." Tan Wenjie stepped back.
"Knock knock" there's a gentle knock on the door.
The two looked at each other and watched the door being pushed open.
A girl wearing a green gauze dress, with a flying bun that sways like cockroach tentacles, with a charming expression and an enchanting aura.
Tan Wenjie took a look at the other person's indecent outfit, especially his chest.
What a fierce witch!
"Huh?" Turning around, I found the man with a mustache looking lustful.
Unexpectedly, he underestimated the other party. Before, Tan Wenjie only thought that the other party was of average strength, but he didn't expect that the other party was as good at disguise as himself.
Pretend to be lustful and get close to the monster, then kill it with one move.
He is also very good at running away and likes to be carried by others. He is the same kind of person as me.
"You come?" The other party noticed Tan Wenjie's gaze and politely gave way.
"No." Tan Wenjie shook his head, "Please, fellow Taoist. I don't like this one."
He cannot bear to touch women now, he is as saintly as he can be.
"Then I won't be polite."
Looking at the man who pounced on him with lustful eyes, Tan Wenjie nodded slightly.
Perfect disguise, I can’t compare to it.
He pounced on it and started biting it.
Wait, fellow Taoist, there's something wrong with your hand. Are you really going to do that?
"Ouch!" The man was knocked away.
Tan Wenjie: “…”
"Well, then I don't have to pretend."
You are not disguising yourself at all, you are just a pervert who wants to take advantage of female cockroaches.
After taking a quick look at the cockroach demon's wrinkled clothes and the teeth marks on them, Tan Wenjie quickly overturned his previous judgment and realized that he and he were not the same kind of people.
The man made sword gestures.
"Look at the flying sword!"
A sword light flew out.
Tan Wenjie also immediately perked up. He had seen few people using flying swords in this world, Bai Min'er and Cai Yi, and now he could finally see the third person.
Who knows the opponent's strength...
"Ding-clang."
The flying sword was casually knocked to the ground by the cockroach monster.
"Uh, look at my precious gourd!" The other person grabbed the gourd around his waist. The gourd was tied around his waist, so the action of taking it out looked a bit obscene.
Pull out the stopper from the gourd and aim it at the cockroach spirit.
A red rope flew out of the gourd and tied the cockroach monster's thin waist, but the cockroach monster stood there motionless, and the man was pulled over instead.
"Fellow Daoist, fellow Daoist, help me!"
Tan Wenjie: "I can't touch women. You hold me back first. I'll run away and then do it."
Sounds so familiar!
Before the man could complain, Tan Wenjie had already flown up the wall, using his toes to lift his body vertically and hover in the air.
The Xuanyuan Sword was unsheathed.
"The sword transforms into thousands!"
The flying swords quickly split apart as his fingers drew circles in front of him.
"Hey, hey, hey!" The man who was dragged by the cockroach monster turned his head and saw flying swords appearing in the sky. There were no less than a hundred of them, and each one flashed with magical golden light.
I am still connected to the cockroach spirit.
"This is a cockroach spirit that's hundreds of years old. There's no need to make a big fuss."
Whoosh, a flying sword flew past the man's face, and he didn't even have time to blink.
It's over! It's over!
The man wanted to drop the gourd, but then he remembered that the gourd was tied to his belt. No matter how he struggled, he could not prevent the cockroach spirit from getting closer to him.
Hearing the "boom" and "boom" sounds around his ears and the flying swords flashing with golden light piercing into the ground, he decisively grabbed his belt and pulled it down, then used his not-so-flexible donkey rolling to escape the coverage of the flying swords.
When the flying swords stopped sweeping, the ruined temple collapsed.
A large amount of green mucus splashed out as the cockroach spirit was pierced by the flying sword, and splashed onto the man.
"Puh! Ugh—" the man retched.
Looking at Tan Wenjie who landed slowly on the flying sword, he coughed and said, "Daoyou, my gourd was just tied by my belt, otherwise I would have captured the monster long ago."
"Yeah, I believe you." Tan Wenjie glanced downward.
"I……"
Why is it so chilly?
The man lowered his head and his pants, which were no longer fastened with a belt, fell down.
His old face turned red and he bent down to pull up his trousers.
"I am Qiu Chu'nan, the head of the Zhenxian sect. What is your name, fellow Taoist?"
"Maoshan Sect, Tan Wenjie."
"Maoshan?"
Maoshan is a truly famous family, but their path is different from that of immortal cultivators. After they enter the sect and receive the ordination certificate, they will be organized into a certain category after their death.
Not every cultivator is envious. After all, being a ghost in the underworld and working all year round is not a good job. If one succeeds in cultivating immortals and ascends to heaven, one can become an immortal.
From now on, you can roam freely in heaven and on earth.
It’s the difference between financial freedom and being a grassroots employee with a stable job.
Everyone wants financial freedom, but there are some people who don't pursue that much. They think it's better to have a stable job than to sink in the sea of suffering in the world and get nothing in the end.
"Fellow Daoist Tan, you must come to my Fax Sect as a guest."
Tan Wenjie is stronger than himself, and he has a guaranteed position. After his death, he will go to the underworld and at least start as a laughing ghost judge.
What's the use of having a good relationship? It's very useful. If Qiu Chu Nan fails to cultivate immortality in this life, he can use his relationship to continue cultivating in the next life. Even if he can't avoid drinking Meng Po soup, he can guarantee a good birth in the next life that is convenient for cultivating immortality.
If you keep trying and making mistakes, you will eventually become an immortal.
"There are no women in your sect, right?" Tan Wenjie asked cautiously.
There are still two days left, and you must protect yourself.
Qiu Chu Nan clasped his fists and said, "Your determination to cultivate the Dao is so strong, I admire you!"
As soon as he let go, his pants fell off again, but he seemed to be completely unaware of it and continued to clasp his fists in a cool manner.
"Fellow Daoist Qiu, pants."
(End of this chapter)