Chapter 372 You keep talking, I'm listening
Chapter 372 You Keep Talking, I'm Listening (Happy Chinese New Year)
During the day, Tan Wenjie hid obediently in the Fax Group.
There is no contact with outsiders and no opposite sex in the mountains, so it is very safe.
He also discussed magic with others and found that these disciples only knew a little bit about magic. Not only did they need to use talismans to learn how to escape underground, but they also often failed.
The soul leaving the body is the same as Shi Shaojian's. After the soul leaves the body, the perception of the body is zero, which is completely incomparable to Tan Wenjie's soul patrolling.
Other than that, their cooking is pretty good.
At night, when Tan Wenjie was about to return to his room to have a peaceful night's sleep, there was a gentle knock on the window.
"Who?"
"Uncle Master, it's me, Deng Tianguang."
"Is something wrong?"
“I noticed something was wrong with the mountain.”
He has shifty eyes, a vulgar expression, and his voice fluctuates.
something wrong.
"Call your master." Tan Wenjie lay down again.
He is well-known for his love of gossip and meddlesomeness. If it was not Deng Tianguang but a pretty girl who came, he would definitely act like a goody-goody and help out.
The only thing to blame is Deng Tianguang’s ugly appearance.
"My master is not as strong as you. He is not as wise, brave, and able to distinguish right from wrong as you are..." Deng Tianguang was speaking when he suddenly felt a cold breath coming from behind.
He also noticed the smile on Tan Wenjie's face.
With your neck stiff, slowly turn backward.
Qiu Chu'nan stared at him with a dark face and his hands on his hips.
"Master...Father, you haven't slept yet, hahahaha, what a coincidence."
"Keep talking, I'm listening."
"Master, can you please stop hitting me in the face?"
Bang, bang, bang!
"Oops~"
The next moment, Deng Tianguang was lying in the yard outside with his arms and legs spread out. His eyes moved quickly, and after confirming that Qiu Chu'nan and Tan Wenjie were chatting in a low voice, he used his hands and feet to climb up.
They were in the toilet again, and having learned from their previous experience, they stayed outside the toilet and did not go in.
"Big Brother, are you done?"
"Of course!" Deng Tianguang raised his chin proudly.
"As expected, you are the eldest senior brother!" everyone complimented.
“Of course I didn’t succeed. When I was belittling Master in front of that guy, Master was standing behind me.” He covered his face. “That guy was too cunning. He didn’t even remind me that Master was here. Master slapped me on the face several times. Hehehe, but Master is old. His beatings didn’t hurt at all. I screamed miserably and he was fooled.”
Deng Tianguang found that his fellow apprentices in front of him kept looking above his head.
"Hey, I already told you I was hit on the face, why are you looking at my forehead?"
No one dared to speak, but just kept signaling with their eyes.
Could it be!
Deng Tianguang turned his head and knelt on the ground with his knees weakened.
"Master, uncle, I was wrong."
Who would have thought that when he was saying bad things behind his back again, Tan Wenjie and Qiu Chu'nan would actually stand behind him.
The pretty boy is indeed insidious, and his master, who is so ugly, has also become insidious. It's true that those who are close to pigs are eaten!
Qiu Chu Nan shook his head: "You will be the one cleaning the toilet for the next three months!"
"what?"
"Great!" The fellow disciples clapped their hands happily.
What an unexpected surprise.
Only Deng Tianguang opened his eyes wide. He was actually stabbed in the back by these bastards. Who was he working so hard for?
It seemed as if he wanted to feast his eyes on the female disciples of the Microwave Sect taking a bath.
That's fine.
Qiu Chu Nan asked, "Fellow Daoist Tan, ahem, what do you think of my proposal? It's not that I can't do it, but I've been feeling a little unwell lately, and I can't let the Microwave Sect look down on us, so I have no choice but to ask you for help."
"It's not suitable for me to have contact with women recently. It's easy to get into trouble." Tan Wenjie said, "But it's not a big problem for me to help."
"Thank you, fellow Daoist." Qiu Chu Nan was pleasantly surprised. "Actually, you can just cover your face and pretend to be my junior fellow apprentice."
Tan Wenjie really wanted to say that he would not be unlucky until tomorrow night and would be able to freely contact women.
But after thinking about it, he decided not to reject Qiu Chu'nan. After all, the other party was giving him face. He made Qiu Chu'nan, who was of inferior appearance, face the reality. He was wrong to think that he could not pick up girls without a handsome face.
If Qiu Chu'nan could understand the importance of being born into a good family, it would be a good thing to practice hard, and his cultivation might be able to improve by half a step.
In order to get his help, Qiu Chu'nan took out the faxed alchemy technique. For the sake of alchemy, he had to do it even if it didn't work.
"In that case, I'm going to go get some midnight snack first."
"Wait." Qiu Chu Nan pointed at his disciples who were watching the fun, "You guys, go cook supper for Uncle Master!"
"Yes, Master."
Watching Tan Wenjie leave, Qiu Chu'nan nodded with satisfaction.
"Master, are you using some dirty tricks again?"
"Hehehe." Qiu Chu'nan laughed obscenely, "It's not that dirty, at most... huh?"
He was halfway through his sentence when he suddenly realized something.
He turned around and looked at Deng Tianguang, who was also wretched.
"Humph! You are the ones who caused this! I have an agreement with Master Bai from the Microwave Sect next door that the disciples of our two sects will fight tomorrow night. The loser can agree to one condition from the winner."
"Anything is fine?" Deng Tianguang's eyes lit up.
"Do you think I would be as dirty as you?" Qiu Chu'nan scolded his disciple.
The most he could do was let Bai Min'er marry him, but that was not for himself, but for the perfect development of the two factions.
If someone could replace him, he would definitely give up the opportunity without saying a word. After all, he is the head of the sect. He can only bear the troubles of such happiness by himself.
"So you are looking for your uncle?"
"Let him help us out."
"Indeed, Master Uncle is much better than you."
Deng Tianguang, who had been beaten by the two men, testified that even if a group of them attacked together, they were no match for Tan Wenjie. Last night's immobilization technique was more like a nightmare. On the other hand, Qiu Chu'nan.
He has a weak kidney and poor magic power, and is often distracted by lust, which leads to failure in casting spells.
"Huh?" Qiu Chu'nan suddenly reacted.
"Ahem." Deng Tianguang quickly shut up.
"By the way, what did you want to trick your uncle into going out for?"
In order to ensure the smooth implementation of the plan tomorrow night, Qiu Chu'nan changed his mind now and asked Tan Wenjie to become his "junior brother".
"Go next door and watch the female disciples of the Microwave School taking a bath."
"Dirty!"
Watching Qiu Chu'nan walk away with his hands behind his back, Deng Tianguang rubbed his face and muttered softly, "It's filthy, so why hit someone?"
……
"When refining an elixir, the most important thing is to guard the furnace, the time, and the temperature..."
Qiu Chu'nan had his hands behind his back, in front of him was a huge alchemy furnace. He talked eloquently and Tan Wenjie listened attentively.
Others yawned.
"Besides that, there is another most important point in alchemy. You will see illusions while refining the elixir. Remember not to speak, otherwise the elixir will be ruined."
Tan Wenjie seemed to be thinking: "So, I have to guard the alchemy furnace by myself and never leave?"
Given his personality, the first steps were easy, but guarding the alchemy furnace for forty-nine days would be difficult.
"You can have a boy guard it." Qiu Chu Nan suddenly winked at Tan Wenjie, "I just happen to have a furnace of rejuvenation pills that will be ready today. Do you want to try it?"
The other people were trying to hold back their smiles, obviously thinking of something interesting.
Tan Wenjie nodded: "Okay."
"Okay, I'll take them to prepare for the fight tonight. Remember, no matter what happens, don't talk."
Qiu Chu'nan left with his disciples, leaving Tan Wenjie alone guarding the alchemy furnace.
"Master, what shall we compete in tonight?"
"It doesn't matter what we compete in!" Qiu Chu Nan shook his head, "What matters is what we can win."
Several people led by Deng Tianguang looked at each other and shook their heads.
They fish for three days and rest for two days. They seem to have lumps under their buttocks and feel uncomfortable all over after sitting for a while. They have only learned a little bit of everything, and the probability of winning if they compete in hard power is only a little bit.
"Don't you have the help of your uncle?"
"How can we let him take the spotlight alone!"
Everyone nodded in agreement. Tan Wenjie was very handsome. If he accidentally let his charm shine, they would look stupid and rude, and they would never get any girls.
Deng Tianguang suggested: "Master, why don't we pretend to be zombies? Then Master, you tell us to fight zombies, and we will win no matter how we fight."
"What a good idea!" Everyone looked at Qiu Chu'nan.
"Ahem, okay!" Qiu Chu'nan nodded, "But who's going to play the zombie? Since you suggested it, it's you."
"what?"
As he was speaking, a sword light flew over from a distance.
When Qiu Chu'nan saw the figure flying with a sword, he immediately spat into his palms twice, grabbed his beard twice to shape it, and then walked towards him with a smile.
"Friend Bai, Sect Leader Bai, didn't we agree to meet tonight?"
Women just love to save face. Once it starts, they can’t control their emotions and can’t wait for a whole day.
Bai Min'er landed: "Master Qiu, I want to see the person you brought before."
"that person?"
Qiu Chu'nan thought to himself that something was wrong.
Despite all the precautions, Tan Wenjie still managed to exude his charm.
"Isn't he here?"
"What do you want to see him about?" If it was business, he could come, but if it was personal, he would definitely say that he and Tan Wenjie were not familiar with each other.
"My master wants to meet him. He has a pure yang man under his tutelage." Bai Min'er stopped there.
"So it's about Master Baimei. He's here! I'll take you there!"
"Thank you!"
……
Flames were burning in the alchemy furnace.
Tan Wenjie's vision shook, and in a trance, a divine general wearing golden armor appeared in his sight.
"How dare you to make an elixir!"
The general glared at Tan Wenjie, "Who are you? Tell me clearly!"
Tan Wenjie looked at the other person calmly.
Since he knew it was an illusion, there was no need for him to be afraid of the other party.
"How dare you not answer!"
The general raised his hammer to smash him, but Tan Wenjie did not move.
The hammer did not actually fall down, but hovered in front of his forehead. Then the god general exploded and turned into a ball of golden light and disappeared without a trace.
The scene before my eyes changed again.
On the wedding night, the bride sat on the bed and he had big red flowers hanging on his body.
That's it?
Instead, Tan Wenjie became interested and lifted the red veil with the weighing rod.
"Why is it you!" She stared at Tan Wenjie in surprise.
Tan Wenjie said nothing and just stared at the other person quietly.
"Are you mute?"
"You ruined my marriage, don't you have anything to say?"
"you……"
No matter how eloquent she was, Tan Wenjie remained unmoved and continued to use cold violence.
The scene in front of her eyes changed. Caiyi's wedding dress had disappeared. She was dressing in front of the mirror, and her hair was changed into a woman's bun.
"Ms. sir~"
Tan Wenjie remained unmoved.
The scene in front of her eyes changed again: shopping, giving birth to a child, raising her son, watching her child study... the child was chased and beaten by Caiyi because he was naughty... he grew up... and started a family.
In a trance, Tan Wenjie found that he and Caiyi already had white hair. He was lying on a sickbed, and Caiyi was sitting in front of the bed with tears in her eyes.
"My husband, don't you have anything to say to me in the end?"
Tan Wenjie subconsciously wanted to open his mouth, but he quickly closed it.
Are you kidding? With such a high level of cultivation, how could he die of old age?
Either they die young and become immortals, or they ascend to become immortals and roam freely in the world, or they reincarnate and cultivate again. It is absolutely impossible for them to sit back and watch themselves die of old age.
The illusion dissipated and he returned to the alchemy furnace.
Is it over, or is it not over?
Just as I was wondering, I heard footsteps behind me.
Bai Min Er!
Caiyi just disappeared, and now Bai Miner has replaced her, right?
I have killed thousands of ghosts, and my heart has long been as cold as a knife. I will never be fooled.
"Tan...Fellow Daoist." Bai Min'er looked at Tan Wenjie and took the initiative to greet him.
There was some awkwardness when the two sides met again.
Tan Wenjie just looked at her calmly.
Could it be that he was angry because I left without saying goodbye and stopped contacting him? This must be the case. I remembered that Tan Wenjie thought about practicing magic with her every day.
Maybe if he doesn’t wait for me, he will be very disappointed and look at the horizon.
"Fellow Daoist Tan." Bai Min'er clasped her fists, "My master wants to invite you to meet him and discuss matters related to Cai Yi."
Tan Wenjie remained silent and just looked at the other person quietly.
"Fellow Daoist Tan?"
Bai Min'er walked towards Tan Wenjie, but unexpectedly Tan Wenjie suddenly raised his hand and pinched her face.
Swish, her cheeks turned red.
"You, what are you doing?" Bai Min'er immediately stepped back, gently wiping her cheeks with her hands.
"Are you serious?"
"What's real or fake?"
"You've done me a disservice."
Tan Wenjie looked at the bad luck +5 he had received, but his thoughts immediately changed.
He used to have bad luck and encountered ghosts and monsters, so this is not bad luck, this is good luck!
No matter how you look at it, you've earned it.
"What did you say?"
"I was just refining an elixir." Tan Wenjie pointed at the elixir furnace behind him, "I thought you were an illusion of my inner demon."
"Ah?!" Bai Min'er's cheeks became even hotter.
She hurriedly left a message: "My master invites you. If you agree, I will come to find you tomorrow morning."
"Okay." Tan Wenjie responded casually.
"Hey, Master Bai, you're leaving so soon." Qiu Chu'nan looked at the figure flying away on the sword with reluctance.
He didn't turn to look at Tan Wenjie until the other person completely disappeared.
"How's the alchemy going?"
"It should be successful." Tan Wenjie sighed, "Illusions are really powerful. I just mistook her for an illusion."
"Hahaha, no wonder she left in a hurry." Qiu Chu'nan laughed.
There is a misunderstanding between the two. It seems that even though Tan Wenjie is handsome, he has no chance. If he has no chance, my chances will be greatly increased.
……
The battle between the microwave and fax factions began that night.
Tan Wenjie was dressed in black, wearing a black cloth-wrapped hat, and completely restraining his aura. He stood among the disciples of Fax with a sword case on his back.
He had only seen competitions between sects in novels, and this was the first time he saw a fight between the two sides with his own eyes.
It is not a battle of magic or summoning generals and officials, but a simple competition of magic.
I'll take this opportunity to see what useful spells the Microwave School has and learn them later.
The leaders Bai Min'er and Qiu Chu'nan sat in the main seats.
Formations were set up around to prevent the aura from escaping from this place.
Men and women stand on both sides.
"Hey, look at that one, it's very pretty but a little fierce."
"I know, that one is called Caiyi."
Tan Wenjie secretly shook his head, look at how sexually repressed they are.
the other side.
The female disciples gathered together.
"Look at that, hahahaha."
"Look at that again, it's so stupid."
"Senior Sister, what's wrong with you?" The other junior sisters noticed that Caiyi seemed to be staring at a figure in black.
Caiyi shook her head: "I find it weird to be dressed like that."
I also feel that it looks a little familiar.
But she only went down the mountain a few times every year, and she really couldn't remember where she had seen it.
“He looks in good shape, though.”
“He’s very tall, too.”
"Having no head seems to be better than having those crooked and broken ones."
The female disciples tacitly chose the most handsome disciple among the disciples, who was the only one who covered his face.
What else can I do? They all look so unique, and choosing one of them would be unfair to the other ugly guys.
Bai Min'er, who was sitting in the main seat, couldn't help but look at the man in black.
As expected, he came after all, and even with his face covered, he was still so outstanding, standing out from the crowd.
"Master Bai, would you like to have an apple?" Qiu Chu'nan asked politely.
"Let's get started." Bai Min'er said coldly, "What shall we play in the first round?"
"Fight zombies!"
A coffin flew over and landed in the middle of the scene.
"Who comes first?"
"Let the Microwave Faction go first." Qiu Chu'nan smiled confidently, as if he had already secured victory.
"Okay." Bai Min'er made a gesture and pointed it at the coffin.
"rise!"
The coffin did not move.
Tan Wenjie: “…”
He had a sensitive nose and good ears. Considering that there was no sign of Deng Tianguang around, there was no need to guess that the other party must be disguised as a zombie lying in a coffin.
There is no bottom line!
Thinking about it this way, disguising myself as a disciple of the Fax School actually shows some competitive spirit, and at least I have really thought about competing.
(End of this chapter)