Chapter 378 Dowry, Why Did You Give Two?

Chapter 378 Dowry, Why Did You Give Two?

Chapter 378 Dowry, Why Do You Give Two?
"Brother Jie, I don't like what you said!" Wencai complained, "A friend's wife should not be bullied. I'm disappointed when you look at me like this!"

This sentence made Qiu Sheng say, "I still believe it 0.5 points, but you can just forget it."

And what I’m on guard against is you two stealing my woman. What I’m on guard against is you two cheating me.

"Brother Jie, what are you looking at?" Wencai felt like his self-esteem had been hit.

He is also very charming, okay? Otherwise... I can’t find any examples for now. I have decided to go to churches more often in the future. Those nuns look even dumber than me.

Qiu Sheng did not complain. No matter how beautiful a girl was, she was not as attractive to him as a female ghost.

The Undead Knight's instinct is triggered.

The four left the house.

After Tan Wenjie and Uncle Jiu looked at each other and nodded, they tacitly decided to search on the left and right.

The stench on the demon's body is very obvious, but it is not easy to catch him hiding in the huge haunted house, which is filled with all kinds of foul smells.

"Where is the devil hiding?" Tan Wenjie caught a foreigner.

The foreigner opened his mouth and made a series of clicking sounds, which gave Tan Wenjie a headache.

"Russian? I can tell from the looks of it that you're from the time of the Eight-Nation Alliance! You deserve to be killed."

"Wait, I'm trying to rob someone."

"You can speak Chinese but you pretend you don't understand. You're just talking nonsense! You deserve to be killed."

"what!"

With a slap, he killed the foreign devil who was full of violence and had killed people, and then Tan Wenjie caught another short devil.

He glanced at the other person and said, "Kill!"

"Wait, I can speak Chinese."

"I know you are Japanese because of the beard on your philtrum. Decades later, you will make movies and censor them. This will corrupt social morals and you deserve to be killed."

"what?"

After killing two ghosts in succession, Tan Wenjie looked at the hook-nosed man who was trapped in the corner by him.

The hooked nose said quickly: "I can speak Chinese, I am not Japanese, I know the demon is hiding in the room upstairs."

I was afraid that if I was a second slower, I would be photographed to death.

"Why are you so nervous?" Tan Wenjie asked puzzledly.

He is not a bloodthirsty devil. He always has a legitimate reason for taking action.

When they climbed the stairs to the room where the human-demon was, Uncle Jiu had already arrived and was fighting with the human-demon. Seeing Uncle Jiu swinging his fists and smashing the window, Tan Wenjie felt pain in his hands for him.

"Nephew, make way!"

"Lightning Thunder Fist!"

Uncle Jiu dodged upon hearing this, and the human demon did the same, but when they both rolled to the side at the same time, they did not encounter any lightning.

On the contrary, several rays of light flew over and tied up the stunned human-demon.

The highest level of hidden weapon is to shout "Look at the hidden weapon", because the opponent wants to bet whether you will really use the hidden weapon, and combined with the rock-paper-scissors game, your side has a greater chance of winning.

Just like now, although Tan Wenjie was shouting Lightning Thunder Fist, he was actually using a magic weapon.

The demon was so stupid that he was fooled.

"Lightning Thunder Fist!"

This time it is true.

“Immortality? Lightning and Thunder Fist! Fist! Fist! And more punches!!”

The four people downstairs were watching.

"Bang", "Bang", "Bang", the windows were broken one after another, and the person who did it might be Uncle Jiu.

"Crack-Boom!!" A room was filled with electric light. This must be Tan Wenjie.

"The door seems to have moved!" Qiu Sheng suddenly said nervously.

With a bang, the door opened.

The ghosts rushed out screaming.

As Tan Wenjie had guessed before, the role played by the two was no better than that of a piece of stone. Their bodies had subconsciously avoided the group of ghosts rushing towards them. It was Bai Min'er and Caiyi who paid close attention and made sure that there were no demons among them who escaped.

The noisy sound disappeared.

"Boom!"

Heavy objects hit the ground.

When everyone looked, they saw a figure wearing shackles and fetters, with peeling skin on his face and body like an old corpse kneeling in front of them.

"Roar!" the demon yelled.

Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai, who were about to get closer, were so scared that they shrank their necks and stepped back.

"Hahahaha!" the demon was proud.

Tan Wenjie followed closely behind and landed lightly on the ground.

He raised his foot and kicked the demon in the butt.

"Don't show your teeth!"

He tried, but no matter how badly he was injured, he couldn't kill the human demon.

It's not that there is no way to deal with the human-demon. You can choose to cut the human-demon into pieces first, separate the flesh and bones, and then find a butcher to separate the lean, fat and cartilage, and chop them all into minced meat.

But he is not a devil after all. How can he not hand over such an important task of cleaning up the house to the master himself? It is reasonable for him to help a lot and learn about the art of longevity by the way.

Do the work first and charge later, it always works.

The prerequisite is that his fist is big enough and his status is high enough, otherwise others can also turn a deaf ear and dumb.

"Take him back and lock him up first, and wait for Brother Mao to deal with it." Tan Wenjie said.

Uncle Jiu nodded: "That's the only way."

Unlike the people outside who saw nothing, he just saw with his own eyes Tan Wenjie's Lightning Thunder Fist beating up the demon, which made Uncle Jiu's scalp tingle.

Suddenly I feel that there is nothing wrong in calling him uncle-master. It is definitely not that he is afraid. The ancestral rules cannot be abolished. He is a very rule-abiding person.

"Hahaha, do you really think you're going to win?" The demon laughed wildly.

"What do you mean?"

"The powerful demon has appeared!" The demon glared at Tan Wenjie angrily, "I am just a small demon. When he appears, you will die!"

"Do you know where he is?"

"Humph! How could I possibly know about such a powerful person?"

"I despise people like you who only rely on hearsay to brag."

Tan Wenjie pointed at himself and said, "I said I was going to marry the daughter of the Lord of the Demon Realm."

"Just you?" The demon laughed as if he had heard a funny joke and was shaking with laughter.

"Lightning Thunder Fist."

The demon stopped laughing and shut up obediently.

You won’t die, but that doesn’t mean you won’t feel pain. Just be arrogant for a while, and you can laugh at the rest after you are rescued by the big devil.

"Master, look behind you."

When Uncle Jiu heard Qiu Sheng's voice, he turned around and looked behind him, only to see a wine jar floating towards him.

"Old young man, spend the bridal chamber with me." The voice of a female ghost came from inside.

With a livid face, Uncle Jiu flew over and kicked the wine jar away, but the jar hovered in the air and rushed towards him again.

"Master, why don't you just obey her?"

"Yes, Master, she seems to like you very much."

Tan Wenjie remembered the key points of eating melons, which was to eat more and talk less, but nodding was always okay.

So, the two apprentices were persuading, while the three people headed by Tan Wenjie were nodding.

"honey~" The wine jar flew over again.

"Brother Jie, what does that sentence mean?" Qiu Sheng asked. He suspected that the female ghost in the wine jar was speaking a foreign language.

"That's what old baby means."

As for translation, it just needs to be faithful, accurate and elegant.

Uncle Jiu reluctantly caught the jar of wine that rushed towards him for the third time: "I will go back tonight to pray for your soul to be reborn."

He was very sad. It would cost a lot of money to deal with those ghosts in the underworld. He would probably spend all the little money he had earned recently.

Return to the provincial capital under the moonlight.

After locking the demon into the cell, Uncle Jiu set up a formation.

In order to ensure safety, Tan Wenjie also placed the Black Mountain Demon in the formation to guard it.

"You have such a powerful character, do you still need me to set up the formation?"

Looking at the Black Mountain Demon and feeling the surging and terrifying power from the other party, Uncle Jiu was puzzled.

"It's better to be careful." Tan Wenjie nodded, indicating that it was very necessary.

"Is this your altar general?"

"Not blocked." Tan Wenjie shook his head.

It's not that simple.

I thought it was unnecessary before, as everyone including Chu Renmei was too weak. But now... the generals in front of the altar may not be loyal, but the one I pulled out from the gates of hell will definitely be loyal.

It would be easier to wait for him to draw another one later and then form the two generals on the left and right. It's just a title anyway, and it won't affect the strength whether he has it or not.

He didn't tell anyone that Big Rooster was made a general, and he kept his amazing feat of destroying the Thousand-Year-Old Evil Queen secret. He wasn't the kind of person who liked to take credit for things.

"Let's go get a midnight snack."

They would not participate in the salvation of the female ghost. Seeing how affectionately Uncle Jiu was holding the wine jar, he would definitely stick with her for a while before sending her on her way.

People nowadays fall in love so quickly.

"Brother Jie, can we go?"

"Come back!" Uncle Jiu stretched out his hand and grabbed his apprentice's ear. Without his apprentice, he and the female ghost in the altar were alone, and he was afraid that he could not withstand the other party's fierce offensive.

……

The master and disciple who practiced the art of immortality arrived.

The master has white hair but a young face.

The apprentice Mao Jian looks so wretched no matter how you look at him.

"Thank you, fellow Taoist!"

The white-haired immortal clasped his hands together and thanked Tan Wenjie.

"You are too polite, fellow Daoist. I am not doing this for your sect. I don't think anyone would stand by and watch the demons kill people everywhere." Tan Wenjie asked, "How old are you, fellow Daoist?"

"Four hundred and twenty years old."

Everyone was shocked, this was true immortality.

"I am also over 200 years old." Mao Jian said with a smile.

"Can we practice?" Qiu Sheng asked curiously.

"Of course you can." The white-haired immortal nodded, "Practicing the art of longevity will benefit all living beings. The door of convenience is open to you."

"It's so simple to teach?"

"Cough cough!" Uncle Jiu coughed softly.

There was no other intention, he just wanted to learn something, and it would be best if he could regain his youth.

Mao Jian smiled and said, "Of course it's that simple, and the method of cultivation is also very simple. If you release an egg, your life span will increase by four days, otherwise it will decrease by four days."

"What if you kill a pig?"

"Two years less of life."

"We just eat the pig's feet, which doesn't count as killing."

"No buying and selling means no killing. If you eat pig's feet, you are intervening in the cause and effect of pigs, and your life span will be shortened as well."

Tan Wenjie asked, "Can you stop learning halfway?"

He could easily gain tens of thousands of years of life in a day, and then discard the art of longevity.

“Of course not. Once the arrow is shot, there is no turning back.” Mao Jian shook his head. “In order to avoid committing sins of killing, my master and I often sit still in the sect. Recently, there were many ants under the house due to heavy rain. I accidentally walked over and aged more than 20 years. Luckily, I met some fishermen on the road just now. They released all the fish and I became 17 years old again.”

You look seventeen years old?

Bah, shameless.

"Forget it." Everyone showed little interest.

There is no point in being immortal if you can only stay motionless like a stone statue.

"Let's eliminate the demon first." Tan Wenjie asked, "Did you bring the silver sword?"

The white-haired master shook his head: "I want to seal him."

Tan Wenjie stopped and said, "You must be joking. He killed more than 30 people and used his magic to increase his lifespan. Why don't you kill him but seal him? Are you going to wait for him to break the seal for decades or hundreds of years?"

“You shall not commit murder recklessly.”

This man's brain has become rusty from practicing the art of immortality. Tan Wenjie was not interested in talking to him and turned to look at Mao Jian.

"Where is Daoyou?"

If all else fails, he will go to the butcher to chop the meat.

"My master has been like this, sitting there for hundreds of years, his mind has become dull." Mao Jian whispered, "I brought the silver sword here secretly."

It would be good if there was someone with a normal brain, otherwise he would have grabbed the master and his apprentice and taken them to a western restaurant to eat fresh fish roe.

Enter the cell and see the demon again.

Master Mao Jian and his disciple looked at the Black Mountain Demon.

The terrifying atmosphere was like a mountain, as if there was really a god standing before them. In the narrow cell, they couldn't help but bend over.

Tan Wenjie would never admit that he deliberately ordered the Black Mountain Old Demon to suppress the two men.

Having lived for too long, having incorrect thoughts and becoming detached from the masses, they need to be disciplined.

"Mao Jian!" The demon looked up.

"Junior brother, I didn't expect you to fall into such a state."

"Haha, this is a life like this? How long do you think you can live? Do you know that the big devil of the demon world has appeared? If you hurt me today, the big devil will definitely massacre this place tomorrow!"

"Well, sorry to bother you." Looking at the demon who was immersed in self-satisfaction again, Tan Wenjie raised his hand, "Who is the big demon you are talking about?"

The rumors about the big devil in the spiritual world are all hearsay.

The human demon also said that there was a big demon. From the looks of him, it seemed that he had really seen him before. The human demon was finally willing to talk more when his relatives and friends came to visit him in prison. They couldn't miss it.

“Hehe, hahahaha!” The demon laughed loudly, “Did you know that the door to the demon world was opened some time ago?”

Tan Wenjie had a strange expression on his face. It shouldn't be what he thought.

Not sure, listen again.

"More than a decade ago, the Millennium Evil Lady stole the Demon Lord's daughter, the Seven-Star Witch! Just a while ago, the door to the Demon Lord was opened, and the Demon Lord found his daughter and killed the Evil Lady with one palm. Now the Seven-Star Witch has stayed in the human world and found a powerful demon to be her husband. Her strength is unfathomable. You guys!"

The demon's eyes swept over everyone present.

“They’re all going to die! Hahahaha!”

It turned out that I was the devil myself. It was a pity that he was so scared before that he didn't dare to brag to others.

It was the first time that Tan Wenjie heard someone praise him from this perspective. He felt a little embarrassed because he was just a bystander in that battle and fawned on others. He didn't expect that others would add a few modifiers to the facts and accidentally erase the Golden Body Arhat, highlighting themselves in a very careless way.

His heart is so cruel!
There is no need to think about it, it must be other demons from the demon world who are causing trouble.

In the spiritual world, the fastest way to communicate is not by fax, but by gossip and various rumors.

Uncle Jiu turned to look at Tan Wenjie with a questioning look in his eyes.

"That's right." Tan Wenjie nodded. "The unfathomably handsome and charming demon he mentioned is me."

He never said that!

Everyone rolled their eyes.

The demon's laughter also stopped abruptly.

"You won't cry until you see the coffin." The demon shook his head. He would never believe Tan Wenjie's nonsense and just treat it as a dead duck.

"No wonder you're in such a miserable state. You probably don't even know which way the gate to the demon world opens."

Tan Wenjie did not hide his contempt for the human demon.

There is no need to prove that he is the son-in-law of the demon world. What if other demons want to come over and eat Cai Yi to increase their strength, or want to pledge allegiance? He wants to say that he is not racist, but he is still very resistant to a group of violent elements with incompletely developed cerebellums.

Except for my own wife, she is also cute when she turns into the Seven-Star Witch and can bite people.

"Fellow Daoist Mao, let's do it."

Looking at Mao Jian who was holding the silver sword but not moving, Tan Wenjie suddenly realized, "I forgot that killing will shorten your life."

He took the silver sword and stabbed it into the demon's head without any hesitation.

The Merit Wheel actually added another 70 points to the upper limit.

It really proves what Master Baimei said, there is great merit in subduing demons.

Mao Jian and the other man who were practicing the art of immortality left in a hurry. Rationally, they could accept that Tan Wenjie killed the demon, but emotionally it was difficult to accept it. The longer they live, the more nostalgic they become. Hundreds of years of companionship cannot be resolved by a simple sentence of "punishment for evildoers".

Moreover, Mao Jian accidentally stepped on a cockroach to death just now, and a strand of white hair appeared on his forehead. He was afraid that if he stayed any longer, he would catch up with his junior brother.

Leave the cell.

When Marshal Long heard that the human-demon had been eliminated, he rushed over in a hurry.

"Ajie, what should we do with the corpse? Will it turn into a zombie?"

"The body is burned, the ashes are performed and then scattered to feed the fish, the fish are caught, cooked, chopped and fed to the chickens, the chickens are plucked and roasted and fed to the black dog, the black dog is bled and then burned, and the ashes are fed to the fish, this is repeated three times."

Uncle Jiu, who just came out from the back, heard this: "..."

silence.

As expected, he is still the same Tan Wenjie.

Arrogance is just his protective color, the real him is still a coward.

After finishing the work in the provincial capital, Tan Wenjie rejected Marshal Long's invitation and set off to return to Tanjia Town. He still had a temporary entrance ticket to the secret realm, so he didn't want to waste his energy. Even if it was a level 1 [Secret Realm], he would go there if he didn't use it.

When leaving, Uncle Jiu looked hesitant, as if he couldn't wait to stay by Michelle's side and wait for her to give birth.

Unable to understand, respect the blessing.

Tanjia Town.

When I came back, I got the news that most of the disciples from the fax and microwave factions had left.

Their abilities are average, but they know some magic, and can easily make a fortune in the human world. There is no need for them to work for Tan Wenjie, and Tan Wenjie doesn't think it's a big deal.

We invited them here because we wanted to make use of their talent. It would be a pity to give them to others. Even a piece of toilet paper or a pair of underwear has its use.

Some disciples decided to practice cultivation after seeing the glory and wealth.

There is no way back to the mountain of Fax and Microwave. Arhats and the Lord of the Demon World appeared there, and it has become a check-in holy place. Every now and then, people go up the mountain to look for immortal fate.

This group of people chose to practice in the Magic Mountain built by Tan Wenjie. It’s just a mountain anyway, so it doesn’t matter.

"You want to rebuild your flying sword?"

Before, Bai Min'er was reluctant to tell him how to forge a flying sword, but now that she is his sister-in-law, there seems to be no such barriers.

"The treasures of nature are easy to come by, but they lack spirituality. They need spiritual stones, otherwise the flying sword will be useless."

"Will this work?" Tan Wenjie took out a spirit stone.

The price is 500 French coins.

"This is!"

Bai Miner looked at the extremely pure spiritual stone and raised her head to look at Tan Wenjie, "Of course you can, but it's too precious."

Tan Wenjie stuffed the stone into her hand and said, "Consider it your dowry."

Bai Min'er's cheeks were hot, and she looked at her left and right hands: "Dowry, why did you give two?"

(End of this chapter)