Chapter 389 Pants are really troublesome

Chapter 389 Pants are really troublesome

Chapter 389 Pants are really troublesome

Tan Wenjie never lost in the eye contact, and was about to use his most proficient Fan-Shaped Eye to fight back, but suddenly he heard a loud shout.

The voice was exaggerated, urgent, and familiar.

"Such a big one! Ah——!!"

The one-armed nun rushed out. After witnessing her terrifying tongue skills, Tan Wenjie rushed to the side without thinking.

In this world, you are not invincible just because you have a big fist. There are always some things that look special that make people avoid them and would rather admit defeat and run away.

Recalling what happened to Doron, he would rather admit that he was weak than to confront Shen Ni head-on.

The two men fought together, their skills were equal, but the one-armed nun was so energetic and excited that even though she had lost an arm, she was able to overpower the opponent.

Even if a hero is missing an arm, he will still be very strong, not to mention that the one-armed nun is missing her left arm.

Without a left hand, one must be pure and simple.

It is precisely because I don’t have a left hand that I have been suppressed for so long that at this moment, my love for a piece of firewood completely ignites the fire in my heart.

The old house is on fire - there is no hope of saving it.

"Lord Wei, we can't let him go, he is Tan Wenjie!" A voice suddenly came from a distance.

“Shh! Are you looking for death?” Wei Xiaobao clapped his hands on his ears, “Ah wah wah wah wah, I didn’t hear anything.”

When Wei Xiaobao met Tan Wenjie's gaze, his face changed and he turned to look for someone, only to find that the officers and soldiers who had surrounded him just now had thrown away their armor and fled because of "Tan Wenjie's" order.

"These bastards! They actually betrayed me!"

It must be that Duolong recognized Tan Wenjie's identity and deliberately said that to attract attention.

He was used to being betrayed so often.

Tan Wenjie suddenly felt goose bumps on his back. He turned his head and his eyes met the gaze of the mad one-armed nun.

Oh no, they met each other's eyes!
He wanted to escape, but saw a white shadow flying towards him, picking him up and flying away.

"Go!" A sissy voice came to my ear.

Tan Wenjie really wanted to show how strong he was, and that even if there were ten or eight one-armed nuns, they would not be his match.

"This is the first time in my life that I've been held under someone's armpits."

But the other person was very hungry.

Although he did not try to break free, he wisely chose to give up resistance and turned his head in a humiliating manner.

"That group of people were quite strong, and I was also bitten."

The sissy just thought that Tan Wenjie was being too kind again.

When he encountered the boy urine robber that night, he said he would not help, but in fact he was the first to rush out.

By the stream.

Long Er cleans his leg wound.

"I am Long Er, the leader of the Shenlong Cult."

Without waiting for Tan Wenjie to introduce himself, she said, "I know you, Tan Wenjie."

"It's just some false reputation in the world, not worth mentioning." Tan Wenjie waved his hand without caring.

Long Er actually nodded, obviously agreeing with what he said.

"After all, I am a famous master in the world, and you don't even have a name in the world." Tan Wenjie retorted without blinking his eyes.

He actually took his own modesty as the truth.

Believe it or not, if you hadn't lifted up your robe to reveal your long legs, I would have turned around and flattened the mountain behind me with one palm!
If you can, don't distract me with your legs.

Long Er had heard of Tan Wenjie, but he didn't believe the one or two thousand great things he had done. What's more, Tan Wenjie didn't have any internal strength at all. Although he could be considered a master in horizontal training, he was barely second-rate when it came to internal strength and true qi.

So she thought she had just saved Tan Wenjie's life.

"Send me back to the Dragon Cult."

"I'm very busy."

Do you think I'll surrender just because of a beautiful woman? Humph, if you have the guts, use more extreme means.

At Tan Wenjie's request, they made a special trip to the dilapidated temple, gave the drunk Taoist a short vacation, and then picked up the chariot wheels and left.

A horseless carriage galloped straight towards the Shenlong Sect.

Tan Wenjie was lying in the carriage with his legs crossed, but Long Er didn't have time to pay attention to him. Instead, he asked uncertainly, "How did you do it?"

"Qi Men Dun Jia."

He used chariot wheels to transform the carriage, and the wheels that would not get tired completely replaced the horsepower. He also tied lilies to Lily to determine the direction.

Fully automated driving without consuming any energy.

Don’t bother yourself with the stuff about Qi Men Dun Jia; science has no say here.

"That's right, you are the leader of the Magic Sect."

"Have you investigated this as well?"

"There are rumors about you in the martial arts world." She said uncomfortably, "Move aside."

"The carriage is too narrow, so let's make do with it. If it doesn't work, I'll use your legs as a pillow, or you can use mine."

He moved his head with reluctance, just to allow everyone more space to move around, and he had absolutely no improper intentions.

Long Er raised his finger and tapped his chest twice.

He felt his muscles suddenly stiffen, and a force surged into his body, but this force was very ordinary, not to mention that he also had the ability to abandon his body such as the Yin Spirit.

The restraining force is not strong enough and one can break free by brute force, so the burden it causes to the body is completely insignificant.

"What is this?" Tan Wenjie wondered.

"Acupuncture." Long Er was puzzled. "Never seen it before?"

"I'm studying magic. Do you know the art of immobilization?" Tan Wenjie wanted to break free from the acupuncture and show her his technique, but then he remembered that he had to bite his finger to perform the technique.

It was too painful, and although the wound healed quickly, it was unnecessary and he didn't have a tendency to self-harm.

However, Long Er poked him twice in the chest again, and the restraining force disappeared.

Regain mobility.

He once swore that he would take revenge if someone touched his chest, and if someone poked him with a finger, he would bite back as well.

Long Er: "If you come any closer, I'll acupuncture you and throw you out of the car."

Tan Wenjie: "Actually, you can't control me at all."

Long Er smiled and said nothing.

She doesn't believe it.

With chariot wheels pulling the cart that did not need to rest, the speed of returning to the Shenlong Sect was not slow.

Arrive at the Shenlong Sect when it is getting dark.

As soon as I entered the door, someone came out to greet me.

The Shenlong Sect actually only accepts female disciples. I'm so angry.

"Master, a guest is coming."

Long Er reminded, "This is my guest, take him to have a good rest."

"Yes!"

Tan Wenjie followed the disciples of the Shenlong Sect inside and observed the surrounding environment.

It seems that the Shenlong Cult has a big financial problem. There are very few people and it seems that they have all jumped ship.

"Sir, please wait a moment." The female disciple said, "If you need anything, please come to me."

"Yeah, don't worry, I will definitely treat this place as my own home." Tan Wenjie nodded.

He is not the polite type.

There is a bed and a table in the room.

There is a swimming pool next to it, with white smoke puffing out.

Too much liquid nitrogen was added and it all overflowed onto the ground.

Why did he lead me directly to the bathhouse? Could it be that Long Er was planning to do something to me... Hiss, I have to be on guard.

Is it better to take off all your clothes except your underwear first, or is it better to just take off your underwear?

"Someone come here." Tan Wenjie shouted.

The door opens.

"Sir, please give me your orders." The visitor said with a stern face.

"Auntie, do you have any fruit?"

"Auntie... please wait a moment." The man took a few deep breaths to suppress the boiling anger in his heart.

The fruit was delivered quickly, but the attitude was a bit bad.

He slammed the door when he left.

"Someone come!" Tan Wenjie shouted again.

The door opened again.

"Guest, do you have any other instructions?"

"Auntie, it's you again. I usually drink some tea before taking a bath. Just have the most expensive one from your Shenlong Cult."

This time he didn't even ask for a moment and just turned and left.

Tan Wenjie shook his head.

I was about to take a bath with the handsome man, and it would have been fine if these people didn't peek at me at the door, but they were actually impatient with me.

There must be something wrong!
……

Long Er met the guest.

The people who came were Wu Yingxiong, the son of Wu Sangui, the King of Pingxi, and Feng Xifan, the master beside the King of Pingxi.

After Long Er sat down, Wu Yingxiong hurriedly said, "Thank you for rescuing me, Master."

He was caught by the one-armed nun and had his acupuncture points pressed. If Long'er had not gone to the inn and made a big fuss, he would not have been able to escape in the chaos.

Long Er shook his head slightly. "The King of Pingxi is about to raise an army." Feng Xifan also said, "The Dragon Sect has made great contributions, so I specially grant the Emperor's wine and confer the title of Saint Protector of the Nation to the Dragon Sect Leader. Congratulations to the Dragon Sect Leader."

The guardian at the side poured wine for the three people, and they drank it all in one gulp.

After Feng Xifan sat down, he suddenly said, "I heard that the Shenlong Su Nu Gong of the Shenlong Cult has been passed down from generation to generation. It is immune to all poisons and has pure power. I wonder if it can resist the world's number one poison, the Qiyan Hehuan Powder?"

When Long Er heard the first half of the sentence, she didn't think anything of it, but the second half made her face change suddenly. She wanted to circulate her internal energy but found that she couldn't exert any strength at all.

The four Dharma protectors drew their swords in time, but the swords were pointing at themselves.

"Hahahaha, we've already conquered the Shenlong Cult before you came back, and all those who disobeyed were executed! Do you feel your body getting hot? You must find a man before dawn, otherwise you will bleed to death. I heard that if a virgin with the Shenlong Su Nu Gong has intercourse with someone, 80% of her internal energy will be transferred to the other person. I can reluctantly help you with this."

"Your martial arts skills are already high enough, why don't you give your internal energy to me." Wu Yingxiong was very dissatisfied.

As the two argued, Long Er's vision became increasingly blurred.

But suddenly an inopportune voice was heard.

"You made me treat this place as my own home, but you don't even have this kind of service spirit!"

Tan Wenjie walked out unhappily, but found the atmosphere at the scene strange.

An old man with gray hair and a wretched expression was thrusting his hips, and a passerby was making gestures.

"He, he, is Tan Wenjie!" Wu Yingxiong pointed at Tan Wenjie with a wonderful expression.

"Do you know me?" Tan Wenjie asked puzzledly.

"I was standing with the one-armed nun at that time." Wu Yingxiong pointed at himself.

He was extraordinarily handsome. Standing next to A Ke, the female disciple of the One-Armed Nun, they were such a handsome couple and such a beautiful woman, how could he not see himself?

"Really? Don't flatter yourself. Don't come out and try to take advantage of the camera after the filming is finished."

Tan Wenjie strode towards Long Er and said, "What's wrong with the pre-job training of your Shenlong Sect? They just asked them to run a few more steps and then they quit, and even gave them a cold shoulder."

Long Er's cheeks flushed, her ears were buzzing and she couldn't hear his voice clearly, but she felt a wave of heat mixed with the man's scent approaching, making the fire in her heart burn brighter and brighter.

"Hey, you're burning...

Long Er answered in a daze: "I, I was poisoned...it was strange, lustful, and happy..."

"Tan Wenjie?" Feng Xifan snorted coldly, "I heard that you have a good relationship with my useless junior brother?"

The leader of the Shenlong Cult has become a weakling, but now a person who has a close relationship with his junior fellow apprentice appears.

Kill him first to make a name for yourself, and give his head to your fellow apprentice as a small gift.

The boy Liuhe took the initiative to step forward.

Tan Wenjie turned around and asked in confusion: "Who is your junior fellow apprentice?"

"Chen Jinnan!"

Tan Wenjie shook his head. "You are old and gray-haired, but you still want to use the name of your junior brother when you go out. You are really useless."

"You!!" Feng Xifan's face changed furiously, and the Liuhe boy flew out.

"Run." Long Er's weak voice came from behind.

"Why run?"

Tan Wenjie grabbed the chariot wheel, tied up Lily with 3000 yuan, grabbed the wheel and kicked it hard.

Hiss, hiss, buzz——!
The wheels rushed out and headed straight for Liuhe Boy.

This is the value of fully automatic intelligent enemy detection. In the past, when I wanted to kill you 3000 times, I still had to use my hands because I had no mobility. Now, with the help of the chariot wheels, I can move freely.
There were a bunch of random things hanging on the chain.

It collided with the Liuhe boy, with a series of rapid collision sounds, and the wheels broke through the encirclement, and two Liuhe boys fell on the spot.

"What a powerful art of Qimen Dunjia." Feng Xifan's face changed slightly, and he threw out six long needles in his hand, with red threads hanging from the tails of the needles.

The red line was inserted into the body of Liuhe Boy and stretched straight.

Including the two Liuhe boys who had just fallen, the six boys formed a formation. Their eyes were dull but with determination, and their momentum changed drastically.

With a slight shake of his wrist, the Sixth Boy pulled out the Vajra Ring hanging on his body.

The seven people worked together, and the Vajra Ring was thrown out quickly, colliding with the chariot wheels continuously and then bouncing back quickly.

The chariot wheels without Tan Wenjie's control were of average power. Although there were many magical weapons tied to the wheels, they could not exert much combat power without anyone controlling them.

The two sides were in a stalemate, and chariot wheels were often knocked off.

However, Feng Xifan was already sweating profusely. He had used all his strength to control the Liuhe Boy, while Tan Wenjie did not move at all. The wheel was tied with an iron chain and was carrying a bunch of messy things.

The knives, flower pots, tin staffs, cymbals, etc. were all equally powerful as mine. If Tan Wenjie took action at this moment, I would be in danger.

"Go!" Wu Yingxiong urged, "What are you all standing there for? Go!"

The female disciples of the Shenlong Sect drew their swords and rushed towards Tan Wenjie.

"Electric Light Poison Dragon Diamond!"

Tan Wenjie kicked out quickly, and the female disciples who were flying with swords spun and flew backwards.

"Iron Palm!"

"I have learned too few martial arts moves." Tan Wenjie thought for a moment and slapped him, "Call it whatever you want."

He acted without mercy, and soon the pile of corpses around him had formed a small mountain.

If someone wants to kill you, you must kill him.

The murderous intent cannot deceive anyone.

"Liu! He! Da! Fa!" Feng Xifan suddenly stimulated the acupuncture points on the top of his head with needles and rushed forward with the Liuhe boy.

Its speed increased several times, and it easily shook off the chariot wheels, rushing in front of Tan Wenjie and striking out with seven palms at the same time.

Tan Wenjie punched quickly with both arms, using pure power and extreme physical exertion.

"Bang!" X7
Feng Xifan and the Liuhe boy flew backwards like kites with broken strings.

Nowadays, one punch from Tan Wenjie is enough to smash a zombie into a rag bag, and a steel knife cannot cut his skin. Anyone who wants to fight him head-on is seeking death.

The wheel arrived again, harvesting the heads of the Liuhe boys, and six corpses fell to the ground.

"Have mercy!" Passerby A tried to beg for mercy.

The next second, the body also fell to the ground.

Amidst the mountains of corpses and the sea of ​​blood, Tan Wenjie sat cross-legged on the ground and chanted the mantra for the afterlife.

Behind Tan Wenjie, Long'er's skin was covered with water droplets, like dewdrops on branches and leaves in the early morning, his cheeks were burning red, and his consciousness was gradually becoming blurred.

She was like a beauty python clinging to Tan Wenjie's shoulders.

"Stop making trouble. I'm reciting sutras."

She was still restless.

After chanting the Rebirth Mantra, Tan Wenjie turned around and held Long'er under his armpit.

"Lily, let's go!" he shouted.

The chariot wheels automatically caught up.

The Shenlong Cult has been controlled, and a major war here will definitely attract other people's attention, so it is not advisable to stay here for long.

Ride the wind.

dozens of miles away.

An ownerless empty house.

Tan Wenjie pulled down the two white arms that had climbed onto his shoulders.

"Don't make trouble, I'm a gentleman."

Long Er suddenly frowned, "Why are you grinning at me?"

"You were the one who got hit by the Qiyin Hehuan Powder. I wasn't laughing at all."

His smile is refreshing and hearty, a typical sunny and handsome guy.

It turns out that he has a dirty heart and sees everything with a dirty tone.

"Come on, stop teasing me."

"..."

"Do you want to kiss me? No, no, don't kiss me. If you kiss me, I will get angry."

"..."

"Okay, kiss me. If you don't kiss me, I'll get angry!"

She had grabbed Tan Wenjie like a hungry tiger and even used acupressure to keep him in place.

"What an amazing acupressure technique!"

Tan Wenjie tried his best to break free but failed. He could only stare with eyes wide open in humiliation as the other person took off his clothes piece by piece and felt cooler and cooler.

……

“Too old-fashioned!”

Tan Wenjie shook his head. He strongly condemned this inexplicable process. It was too forced to not sleep to detoxify.

Besides, everyone isn't very familiar with each other, and they go to sleep without having time to develop feelings for each other. The plot is too cliché.

He pulled up his pants and kept criticizing in his mind.

Come on, he's just a vulgar person.

Long Er covered her body with clothes and looked at him tenderly with affectionate eyes.

"I'll let you succeed once, and that's fine." Tan Wenjie said, "I'm a good man who keeps himself clean and is not tainted by mud. I will never give in so easily again. Last night, I couldn't break free because you were holding me down with your acupressure!"

"Thank you, hero, for detoxifying me~" she said softly, her voice still hoarse and sweet from a sleepless night.

Before this, everyone was not very familiar with each other, but the shortcut to the heart made them suddenly become very familiar with each other.

They became soul mates instantly.

Having high martial arts skills also has its advantages, it makes you more durable.

"Okay, let me help you clean up the remaining poison."

Pants are such a hassle.

(End of this chapter)