Chapter 407: Recyclable Thunder Qi to Create Corpses
Chapter 407: Recyclable Thunder Qi to Create Corpses
Cheng Xiaoxi found that she was always at a disadvantage when chatting or arguing with Tan Wenjie.
She was about to open her mouth to fight back when a conflict suddenly broke out in the distance.
Everyone's attention in the entire gym was drawn away.
Two women in yoga clothes fought with each other and even pulled each other's hair. The scene was very "bloody" and "brutal".
One of them was a woman who had previously approached Tan Wenjie to chat up his girlfriend.
The woman who was pulling at her yoga clothes had a few happy swimming rings on her belly. There was also a Mediterranean guy next to her trying to mediate, making a lot of noise but not being of any help at all.
It turned out to be a Shura field. It can only be said that this guy's skills are too poor. Tan Wenjie is confident that if he were to handle it, he would nip all dangers in the bud and ensure that the girlfriends would not get to know each other.
"That woman, I heard her on the phone in the locker room just now." Cheng Xiaoxi leaned over to Tan Wenjie and whispered, "It seems she's selling it. The environment in the gym is getting worse and worse."
"Really?" Tan Wenjie stared.
The beautiful girl Xiaoxi beside him no longer has any appeal.
Suddenly, a bowl-shaped object flew over and hit the two people's feet, bounced a little and finally fell upside down on the ground.
Tan Wenjie looked up at the woman holding her head on the ground again. Her right chest was no longer as big as before, and was in sharp contrast to her left chest.
"He actually hid the bowl cake." Tan Wenjie criticized righteously.
No wonder it's so exaggerated.
Cheng Xiaoxi covered her mouth and laughed.
Fitness is over.
In front of the parking space.
"I still have something to do." said Tan Wenjie.
"Okay." Cheng Xiaoxi opened the car door.
"See you at the gym tomorrow."
"I didn't say I had an appointment with you!"
She stepped on the accelerator and drove away.
"You say one thing and mean another." Tan Wenjie turned around and made a phone call.
His schedule was very full, so he just happened to ask Xiaonan to go out and watch a movie together.
This time Xiaonan only bought a bucket of popcorn.
Unfortunately, most of the people watching the movie that night were couples, and arrogant quarrels were heard a few minutes after the movie started.
Cheng Xiaonan stole a glance at Tan Wenjie, looked at the couple nearby, and then looked down at his popcorn.
It seemed like things were developing in a different direction than she had imagined.
Suddenly, Tan Wenjie reached out and grabbed the popcorn.
She subconsciously handed the popcorn bucket over.
Tan Wenjie: “…”
Forget it, let’s go to the movies.
It just so happened that he didn’t get into this movie at all the last time he watched it, so he decided to watch it again this time and he would definitely stick with it to the end.
After leaving the cinema, Cheng Xiaonan was still holding the popcorn bucket. Hesitant all the way, constantly reflecting and regretting.
Until I went home with Tan Wenjie and reached the intersection where we parted.
"Ajie."
"We're not going to watch a movie tomorrow, are we?"
"Do you want to see more?" she asked expectantly.
“This one is boring.”
"Oh." Cheng Xiaonan felt depressed instantly, but was too humble to show it clearly.
"Let's change it."
"Okay!" She immediately nodded happily.
She is so easy to coax and deceive. It would be a shame if I didn’t pick her up myself and leave her to others.
Cheng Xiaonan took two steps, then suddenly turned around and hugged him, then hurriedly turned and left.
Tan Wenjie: “…”
You know what, this feeling is really good.
Cheng family.
Little brother Cheng Xiaobei had just sat down with his coffee cup when he heard a voice beside his ear asking, "Xiaobei, what happened to your third sister?"
"Big sister?" Cheng Xiaobei turned around and looked at his big sister. "Are you okay?"
She had wrapped herself up tightly this morning, but now she had changed into her pajamas, exposing her neck and wrists.
The mosquito bites disappeared very quickly.
Cheng Xiaodong "cough cough" changed the subject: "I'm asking about your Xiaoxi's situation."
"She's been like this since she came back from the gym."
"Then I'll go ask her directly."
"it's not good."
Before Cheng Xiaobei could stop him, his eldest sister had already gone over to ask.
"Xiao Xi, why did someone send you a love letter again today?"
"No, I saw someone fighting over a man in the gym today." Cheng Xiaoxi took a sip of coffee. "It was a fierce fight. Oh, and a man I hate got humiliated today."
"Is it worth being happy about?" Cheng Xiaodong was puzzled.
"Yes." Cheng Xiaoxi didn't explain, but just looked at the note.
"love letter?"
Cheng Xiaodong moved closer, intending to scare her younger sister and see her panic, but she didn't expect that her third sister would just sit there motionless and let her watch.
I accidentally glanced at it.
What a ghost drawing!
When he looked at his third sister again, he saw her laughing secretly.
She has always been the one with the most clever ideas since she was a child, and Cheng Xiaodong knew that he was being teased again.
Just when he was about to fight back, he saw his second sister Xiaonan coming back with a bucket of popcorn.
"Why buy popcorn again?" Cheng Xiaodong wondered.
Cheng Xiaoxi revealed the truth: "He must have gone to the movies, second sister. He didn't buy two buckets this time."
As a "military advisor", although Cheng Xiaoxi doesn't pay much attention to the emotional progress of her second sister, she will occasionally provide some suggestions.
"No." Xiaonan shook his head.
"Did you hold hands then?"
"No."
"Oh!" Cheng Xiaoxi sighed, feeling very disappointed with his friend.
She was about to offer some more suggestions when she heard her second sister say, "But I hugged him."
"Wow!" X5
How five voices?
Cheng Xiaodong, Cheng Xiaoxi and Cheng Xiaobei turned around and saw two people standing at the stairs. They were their father Chengfu and his good friend Uncle Seventh.
"We didn't hear anything!" Cheng's father said immediately.
The two immediately went back upstairs.
After closing the door, Uncle Seven nudged his friend with his elbow and said, "It seems you don't have to worry about it anymore."
"Now only Xiaoxi doesn't have a boyfriend. I'm still worried. It would be even better if they could bring their boyfriends back."
Uncle Qi waved his hand without caring: "Xiao Xi is so beautiful, the people chasing after her in our hospital can line up in a street."
Father Cheng asked anxiously, "As an uncle, why don't you help her pick out the right one?"
"Don't worry, I'll let you know if I have any news."
"That's better." Father Cheng snorted twice, "When all three of them find boyfriends, I will definitely invite them to my house to meet them."
"We'll talk about it when the time comes. Do you want to play cards?" Uncle Seven asked.
"go!"
……
Food stalls.
"Brother Jie, isn't the environment you're treating me to a meal too casual?" Cheng Sheng turned his head left and right, then raised his hand, "Boss, give me an extra serving of beef stew, medium rare."
Tan Wenjie: "Do you have such a strong taste?"
"I accidentally stole a woman's heart recently." Cheng Sheng sighed, and deliberately untied his tie to reveal the red mark on his neck while speaking, "I need to mend it."
"Your deception skills are getting better and better, Cheng Sheng."
"You said I was lying, but is the lipstick mark on my neck a lie?"
"No, I mean treat." Tan Wenjie pointed at the table. "You were the one who passed by and saw me coming over to eat, why did you say it was my treat?"
"Okay, I'll treat you." Cheng Sheng shouted, "Niu Huanxi doesn't want it anymore."
Boss: “We don’t sell it here!”
"Tsk! If you don't want to sell it, then don't sell it. What are you so arrogant about?" Cheng Sheng looked at the dishes on the table. "Brother Jie, can these be returned?"
It's really a waste of Cheng Sheng's talent to be a liar. He might as well perform a face-changing show.
Tan Wenjie pretended not to hear. He was going to give Cheng Sheng a good beating. This guy came to his house definitely to trick him, so he would not feel any burden in his heart no matter how ruthlessly he attacked.
"Didn't you make a fortune recently?"
"You know this too?"
"I just counted on my fingers and figured it out."
"Brother Jie, can you read faces? Can you help me check my love luck? It's been too good lately and my waist hurts." Cheng Sheng said as he stretched out his right hand.
Tan Wenjie: "I can't read palms, but I can read backs. Turn over."
Cheng Sheng raised his middle finger: "You said I was a cuckold!"
After joking, Cheng Sheng still asked curiously: "Brother Jie, how did you know that I got rich?"
"Do I have it?" Tan Wenjie asked puzzledly.
Cheng Sheng was helpless that Tan Wenjie did not perform according to the script. He suddenly realized, "I know, it must be my master who called you to tell you!"
Tan Wenjie: “…”
I underestimated this guy. He's really thick-skinned.
"Does he still want to get you into the group to make money?"
Tan Wenjie: “…”
Based on Tan Wenjie's simple, one-sided and stereotyped impression of Baldy and Cheng Sheng, they would definitely not think of themselves if they could make a fortune, but if they were to drag others into the trap, they would definitely think of themselves.
Being a con man, there are morals and bottom lines, but they are not many.
The bald guy had called him just over ten minutes ago and "casually" mentioned the trivial matter of Cheng Sheng getting rich. "What? He got it one step ahead!" Cheng Sheng clenched his fist and hit his thigh.
The acting is genuine.
The acting skills of people in this line of work are not too bad, just a little exaggerated.
Cheng Sheng looked up and asked hurriedly, "Did you agree?"
"I'm so rich, why should I join you?" Tan Wenjie didn't understand.
"Fuck! Brother Jie, has anyone ever told you that you are arrogant and deserve a beating?"
"You can't beat me, forget it." Tan Wenjie picked up the chopsticks and picked up the food. "What's the matter? Do you have to take a detour to come to me on purpose? If you don't speak quickly, I will reject you directly."
He didn't believe that the love saint Bald Guy had just called him, and it was such a coincidence that Cheng Sheng would be out of breath ten minutes later, yet pretending to be relaxed and meet him in a remote food stall.
Too deliberate.
"I really can't hide it from you, Brother Jie."
Cheng Sheng laughed out loud, not feeling the slightest bit embarrassed at being exposed.
He lowered his head and said, "It's like this. Last time, after I confronted Apple and the others, I found out that they were really scammers."
"Uh-huh."
"Then we discovered that everyone's creditor was the same person."
"Uh-huh."
"So we decided to cooperate with each other and deceive that person first to write off our debt."
"Uh-huh."
"Damn it, Brother Jie, why are you eating all the time? No, I'm treating you today. I'm losing money!"
Cheng Sheng stopped talking and lowered his head to compete with Tan Wenjie for food.
Today he was paying for the meal, and every time he said one more word, Tan Wenjie would seize the opportunity to eat one more bite, and he would eat one less bite.
ten minutes later.
"Burp~" Cheng Sheng rubbed his stomach, "What did I want to say?"
"Remember to pay the bill." Tan Wenjie wiped his mouth with a tissue, stood up and said, "I haven't fed the chickens at home yet, so I'm going home first. Don't call when you have nothing to do, and don't call when you have something to do."
Cheng Sheng begged: "This is a matter of life and death, Brother Jie, you actually want to go back to feed the chickens, is my life not worth more than a few chickens?"
"That's what you're wrong about. How can you compare your life with that of a chicken?"
"Brother Jie, I know you love me the most."
"Fuck, are you trying to run away with the bill?"
Running away from the bill triggered the boss's alarm, and the burly food stall owner who looked like he was good at chopping bones and dismembering people came over.
A few minutes later, Cheng Sheng emptied his pockets and left with Tan Wenjie, wiping his eyes.
"Hahahaha!" he laughed triumphantly.
Just now, I just used a little trick to gain the boss's sympathy, and then easily saved a dozen dollars.
"Tell me what happened."
"We wanted to deceive the creditors behind the scenes, but failed."
Tan Wenjie: “…”
He checked again and found that Cheng Sheng was still lying.
Although this guy had mastered his deception skills to the point where he could remain calm, Tan Wenjie could hear his heartbeat suddenly accelerating.
"You go on."
"Then the creditor had a friend who said his father-in-law was in prison and that he had a sum of money hidden somewhere. As long as we sneak into the prison and find the location of the money, we can forgive the debt."
Tan Wenjie turned to look at Cheng Sheng, and met his serious and artificial eyes.
"So that's why you're looking for me?"
"Didn't you hook up with a female police officer before? Can you ask her to make an exception and send me to jail?"
"It's easy to go to jail." Tan Wenjie pointed to the intersection ahead, "Take off your pants and dance, and the police will take you in a while."
"I want to use a more civilized approach, Brother Jie."
"Then find your creditor. He won't be able to even send one person in."
"This one……"
Cheng Sheng hesitated, then he gritted his teeth.
"Brother Jie, I admit that I lied a little bit just now, but it was all the fault of that bald guy. He didn't let me tell the truth because he was afraid that you would share the 100 million. In fact, we overheard it by accident. There is a man in prison with a check in his hand. With this money, I can pay off my debts."
"You're going to jail for 100 million?" Tan Wenjie shook his head and took out a leather file bag. "I'll give you 100 million directly, as long as you sign your name."
"usury?"
Cheng Sheng looked at the words written on the brown paper bag, it seemed to be from some kind of society.
To be a swindler you must be alert and know all the gangs, big and small, otherwise it is easy to run into trouble.
"Brother Jie, ahem, I remembered it wrong, it was actually 1000 million."
Tan Wenjie took back the brown paper bag and said earnestly: "It's not that I don't want to lend it to you, but your life is not worth 1000 million even if you sell it."
"I'll give you 100 million after this is done!" Cheng Sheng added directly.
"What if it doesn't work out?" Tan Wenjie asked back.
Cheng Sheng: "Everyone go back and focus on your own business."
"Forget it, I'm not really short of 100 million."
Zhang Ling is a rich woman, and Xiaonan also happens to be a rich woman who lives in a villa.
He has to eat free food even if he doesn't want to, and he has endless money to spend.
"Brother Jie, what do you think we should do? We can discuss it now." Cheng Sheng was anxious.
He just overheard the key information but had no power at all. If he wanted to get involved and get the money in advance, he would definitely need Tan Wenjie, because he had mentioned in the bar before that he had a relationship with a female police officer.
Soldiers are expensive and quick.
Tan Wenjie raised two fingers: "I want 2000 million."
"The check is only for 1000 million, and you want 2000 million? You might as well go rob it!"
"How do you know I'm not robbing?"
Cheng Sheng: “…”
After a moment of silence, Cheng Sheng gritted his teeth and said, "Two million at most."
Tan Wenjie continued: "3000 million."
"Fuck, why is it still going up?"
"4000."
Cheng Sheng quickly grabbed Tan Wenjie's wrist and said, "Five million!"
The imagined counteroffer did not appear.
Tan Wenjie was looking at Cheng Sheng as if he were a fool.
"Brother Jie, what's wrong?"
"I feel like 4000 million is too little." Tan Wenjie shook his head. "No matter how I do this business, I feel like I'm losing money. I never do business at a loss."
"Do you still think 4000 million is a loss?"
Cheng Sheng was greatly shocked. When he heard his master, the bald man, say that Tan Wenjie was born to do this job, he didn't believe it. But now he really believed it.
Because the money they want to get this time is not 1000 million or 2000 million, but 3 million!
"Brother Jie, please do me a favor. I will definitely be filial to you in the future. I will help you pick up the girl you like."
"It seems like a good idea to have you help me pick up girls." Tan Wenjie was somewhat tempted.
Handsome guys need ugly guys to set them off, just like beautiful girls always like to be best friends with average-looking girls who don’t know how to dress up.
If Cheng Sheng stood next to him, he wouldn't need to do anything. His vulgar temperament could easily make him look superior.
"Which one do you want to soak?"
"No, but there are a few who want to pick me up."
Cheng Sheng said faintly: "Take care of yourself, Brother Jie."
"Don't worry, I won't let them get away with it so easily."
With envy and jealousy in his heart, Cheng Sheng finally got Tan Wenjie's nod.
After leaving the prison address, he hurried away, waiting for Tan Wenjie to make arrangements for him tomorrow.
It is easy to go to prison, but it is not easy to go where you want to go. It is even more difficult to have someone to protect you in prison. Fortunately, he only spent 4000 million to deal with Tan Wenjie.
"There are 2 million left, and I can still get 6000 million." Cheng Sheng was secretly happy.
It will be hard for him not to get rich this time.
……
After returning home, Tan Wenjie went upstairs and packed all the generators into boxes.
He left a clone at home hiding in the bed, while he himself jumped up from the roof, leaping between tall buildings as if he were walking on flat ground.
He jumped very high, the wind was getting stronger and stronger, and when his clothes were rustling, he had already flown away with his sword.
Traveling across the sea, we were already thousands of miles away in a blink of an eye.
Above the boundless ocean, the wind is rising and the clouds are surging.
Dark clouds were overhead and thunder was roaring.
Tan Wenjie released the big roosters, let them flap their wings and fly around him, and then pulled out the yin and yang, red and white corpses.
Five thunder rectification!
"Boom!" Thunder roared, and a bolt of lightning hit the yin and yang, red and white corpses, instantly turning them into pieces.
But at the same time, lightning patterns also appeared, as if when a person stares at a glowing light tube for a while and then closes his eyes, there will be a residual visual spot of light.
Tan Wenjie opened his mouth and sucked the thunder pattern into his mouth.
Lightning Thunder Fist, start practicing!
The big rooster automatically flew over to practice boxing with him, and Tan Wenjie did not stop until all the thunder energy in his body was completely digested.
The changes in the big rooster are becoming more and more extraordinary. It has not deviated from the posture of a rooster, but it is different from ordinary people's domestic chickens.
Extraordinary and majestic.
"Come back!" Tan Wenjie stretched out his hand and collected all the fragments of the Yin-Yang, red and white corpses that were most likely planning to escape far away with the storm.
When it was summoned before his eyes again, the fragments quickly reassembled into its half red and half white appearance.
"Come again!"
This is how corpses are made using recycled thunder energy.
The immortal Yin-Yang, Red and White Corpses will produce thunder energy when they are killed by heavenly thunder, but the Yin-Yang, Red and White Corpses are immortal, which means that countless thunder energy can be absorbed by Tan Wenjie at will.
"It's the resentment and anger in my body. Every time I get struck by lightning, some of it will be reduced."
At least tonight, he can practice to his heart's content.
(End of this chapter)