Chapter 422: Being pestered by a female ghost until his face turned pale
Chapter 422: Being pestered by a female ghost until his face turned pale
Wei Xiaodie looked down at Tan Wenjie, hesitating whether she should tell the truth.
He first gave me merit to allow me to be reincarnated, and then came to the ghost realm in person to save me. It was impossible not to be moved.
Smelling the scent on my knees.
She knew that Tan Wenjie's beauty trap was better than hers, but she still lost.
Forget it, it’s a beauty trap, she’s not at a big loss.
"After receiving the merits you sent me, I went to the underworld to be reborn." Wei Xiaodie said, "But I was stopped by the ghost judge. He said that I should wait a little longer before being reborn. If I have more merits, I can live a better life in the next life."
"Ghost Judge?"
Tan Wenjie passed the devil's test and was finally granted an official position as the ghost judge, and he also took advantage of the fact that Huowang was the godson of Ksitigarbha.
If the two sides really clash head-on, it is hard to say what will happen. We will only know after the fight.
"How much more merit do you want?" Merit is of little use to him. It is used to help people to be reborn as VIPs and let ghosts reincarnate earlier.
"I don't want to be reincarnated. I want to stay with you forever."
Rather than staying with the Ugly Ghost King and worrying about being eaten one day, she was willing to go with the more delicious Tan Wenjie.
More than ten minutes later, Tan Wenjie raised his hand and wiped his mouth and left the ghost realm. He had successfully obtained what he wanted from the other party through his advanced interrogation techniques.
It was clear that the problem was with the ghost judge. The other party was greedy and coveted the merit. He grabbed the toad and squeezed the urine out of it, not wanting to miss it at all.
Wei Xiaodie stays in the ghost realm temporarily. The ugly ghost king is dead, but the ghost realm is still closed. This shows that the ghost realm was formed naturally, which is just right for Wei Xiaodie to avoid the eyes and ears of the ghost judge.
He picked up the phone and the caller was his funeral supplies store.
"Please help me burn some paper and I will tell you my name and date of birth."
"What should I burn? I want to burn several villas with gardens and lawns and horse ranches, and then cars and home appliances. Every house must have one, as well as cars, servants, and cooks. Remember to burn signal receivers, and burn three cars of paper money."
After leaving the hotel, he went home, packed all the roosters into his suitcase, and put on his carp cloth shoes.
If the enemy is a ghost judge, be cautious.
"Brother Jie, what a coincidence." Wu Ying raised his hand to greet him.
"Wu Ying, you've been wandering downstairs for over an hour. What do you want from me?"
Wu Ying rubbed his hands, feeling a little embarrassed.
Tan Wenjie took a half step back and said, "You don't want to borrow money, do you? It's no problem for me to help my brother, but it's hard to borrow money."
"Don't worry, Brother Jie, I have prepared the resettlement fee, I am not short of money!" Wu Ying approached Tan Wenjie and asked in a low voice, "I am here to report the news."
"What letter?"
"Is Cheng Xiaonan your girlfriend? Her elder sister is in trouble." Wu Ying said seriously, "Cheng Xiaodong has been working against our brothers in the underworld for a while now. It's been hard for us to do business. The uncles and aunts in the society have arranged a top expert to kill her."
"To be honest, Cheng Xiaodong is also my girlfriend."
"Great!" Wu Ying clasped his fists.
"May I ask who is that top master?"
"It's me."
"call."
Wu Ying's eyes widened: "Brother Jie, what do you mean? Did you just breathe a sigh of relief? Could it be that I am so weak that I can't beat her?"
"Of course not! I mean Xiaodong is definitely in danger this time, please, Brother Wuying, please show some mercy."
"Ajie, what do you mean by showing mercy?"
Cheng Xiaodong's voice happened to come from behind.
Tan Wenjie looked at Cheng Xiaodong who was walking over and asked in confusion: "Why are you here?"
Now is not the time for everyone to date, and they have never dated before. If every woman rushes out, how can they manage their time and share their love evenly?
Such behaviour must be condemned.
Facing his gaze, Cheng Xiaodong trembled, moved closer to him and explained softly: "I was just about to go home, and saw you and Wu Ying chatting on the side of the road. I hope I won't disturb you."
"If you have something to do, please go home. Wu Ying and I still have something to talk about."
"Well, I'll go first."
Cheng Xiaodong nodded, turned around, got into the car and left.
"Brother Wu Ying, where were we talking about just now?" Tan Wenjie turned to look at Wu Ying, and then asked curiously, "Brother Wu Ying, your legs are shaking so badly, are you okay?"
"Of course not!" Wu Ying pressed her trembling legs with both hands, "I have cold legs. It's a bit cold today."
"Really? But your head is all sweaty."
"I'm sweating from the cold because I have kidney deficiency."
"Be moderate."
Tan Wenjie patted Wu Ying on the shoulder.
"Ouch~!" Wu Ying fell to the ground.
"..."
After Tan Wenjie bought a bottle of water and poured it on Wu Ying's face, he finally broke free from his previous state.
"Brother Jie, what do you think of me being a pastor?"
"Isn't being a gangster a good career?" Tan Wenjie didn't understand. "I think you love your job."
"Actually, I'm not that passionate about it." Wu Ying shook her head. "I became a gangster because my dad was a gangster, and my dad became a gangster because my grandfather was a gangster. It's definitely not because I'm afraid of that woman Cheng Xiaodong. Although I heard that she single-handedly killed dozens of drug dealers a few days ago, and killed a group of gangsters some time ago, and some time before that..."
The more he spoke, the more sweat appeared on his forehead.
Tan Wenjie handed him a piece of paper and said, "Give me face because Xiaodong is my woman."
"Thank you." Wu Ying took the paper and wiped the sweat off his forehead. "Yes, I'm glad you understand. I decided to change my career for my brothers and become a gangster. After being hacked to death, am I going to continue to be a gangster as a ghost?"
"That makes sense. Congratulations on turning over a new leaf."
"You're welcome." Wu Ying breathed a sigh of relief. "But just because I don't take action doesn't mean others won't do it either. Your girl is still very dangerous."
"It's okay. Xiaodong can defeat more than a dozen armed bandits by herself. She shot them twice in the chest and once in the head. She is very skilled... Hey, Brother Wuying, the sweat on your face is like a waterfall."
"It's too hot today."
"Didn't you just say you had cold legs?"
"I have a cold uterus, and cold legs are a chain reaction."
"As expected of Brother Wu Ying."
The two men were smoking and looking at the beautiful girl's long legs downstairs, commenting on her together.
A younger brother came over with a gossipy look on his face and took the initiative to greet him: "Brother Wuying, Brother Jie."
Normally, Tan Wenjie would pay them to have tea after they finished chopping people in the morning. Everyone respected Tan Wenjie very much, and it had absolutely nothing to do with the fact that his girlfriend was Cheng Xiaodong.
Wu Ying's leg was broken, and he looked unhappy: "What's the matter?"
The younger brother winked and said, "Gossip."
"speak."
"Old K's girlfriend cheated on me."
"Tsk, this is considered gossip?" Wu Ying said disdainfully, "His girlfriend can be obtained as long as you have money. Only that fool Lao K thinks he can live a good life."
Tan Wenjie on the side was shaking his head.
"What do you think, Brother Jie?" Wu Ying asked.
"I don't agree with you. Is Lao K rich?"
"Before I started doing business with you, I was a pauper. I couldn't collect debts, and I had only a six-foot-three man who couldn't talk."
"That's right. He's a gangster with no money or power. He doesn't have to spend any money to find a girlfriend. What's he losing? He's just dating someone else's wife in advance."
"It's clearer now if I change the direction." Wu Ying clasped his fists again, "It's different to talk with cultured people. I've learned a lot."
Then he sighed, thinking about the girl he was dating, who had a bad temper and a strong fist, and was also his boss's biological sister. He wanted to break up but didn't dare to, so he could only be beaten and kicked like a turtle.
Normally, he doesn't even dare to stand up and kick, just treating himself as a god.
"That's not all, Brother Jie." The younger brother at the side was so anxious that he scratched his head and cheeks, "She found a rich businessman and thought she could immigrate abroad with him, but she didn't expect that he left quietly. After being dumped, she came back to find Lao K."
Wu Ying was surprised: "Then just accept her as your girlfriend. She's quite pretty."
"Old K refused, saying he didn't want any sluts." The younger brother continued, "Then the woman was upset, so she put on a red shirt and red pants, painted her nails red, and hanged herself."
"hiss!"
"So cruel?"
Wu Ying: "Brother Jie, where are you going?"
"Me? I'm just sitting around doing nothing."
Of course, we're going to catch ghosts. A red-clothed ghost sounds very ferocious, and it's worth some experience at least.
night.
Old K, his younger brother Liu Chi San, and his cousin came to Amei's house together.
"Cousin, will Amei really turn into a ghost?" Old K turned his head left and right.
Old K's cousin held a peach wood sword in her hand and said seriously, "It's not an ordinary ghost. It's a red-clothed ghost, the most ferocious kind of ghost."
"Then if we take the initiative to deliver ourselves to your door, we're just seeking death."
"People will wake up seven days after death, which is also called the Night of the Return of the Soul. As long as we find her soul before then and save her soul, there will be no problem. We only have six nights."
"That's good. There's still time. Another friend of mine said he wants to come today."
Old K breathed a sigh of relief and suddenly felt someone patting his shoulder.
"Six-foot-three, stop it." Old K waved his hand, but his eyes noticed that his cousin and Six-foot-three were walking in front, so he wondered who was patting his shoulder.
He turned his head slowly with a stiff neck. "Amei! Ah!"
The screams went through the windows and downstairs.
Squeak, the car stopped.
The car door opened, Tan Wenjie got out, and looked up at the room that was flashing a strange green light.
There is a ghost, and it's a very big one.
I went upstairs quickly and as soon as I opened the door, I saw three people rushing towards me screaming.
In addition to Old K and Six Feet Three, there was another woman.
It’s Madam Wang, also mother-in-law Zhu Xiaoqian.
Behind him was Amei, who had turned into a red-clothed evil ghost.
He was wearing a red robe, his hands had long, sharp claws, there were clear marks of strangulation on his neck, and his tongue was extremely long, swaying in the wind like a wet tie, which crackled on his face several times.
"Lie down!" said Tan Wenjie.
Upon hearing this, Old K immediately lay down, and the other two also fell down subconsciously. Then they saw Tan Wenjie raised his leg and kicked the red-clothed ghost in the chest.
The evil ghost in red screamed and flew backwards.
"Mr. Tan, you are so awesome." Old K looked up and said in surprise.
"How did you do it?" asked Lao K's cousin.
When she saw Tan Wenjie, she was stunned. He was so handsome. However, she only had her cousin Lao K in her heart. No matter how handsome other men were, they would not catch her eyes. If you don't believe me, try chasing him.
"I stand on seven stars, and I am naturally restrained against demons and monsters."
"I see." Old K's cousin nodded seriously.
The female ghost Amei who was kicked away: "..."
She just wanted to say "you're talking nonsense". The kick just now had no magic power or fate to restrain it. It was just a very powerful kick. If it were a ghost with weaker strength, it would definitely be kicked to pieces.
"How can one turn into a red-clothed ghost on the first night after death?" Tan Wenjie walked up to Amei and slapped her when she stretched out her claws to pounce on him.
Amy's chin hit the ground.
Because her tongue had been hanging out, the mouth was like a gate knife, biting off her tongue with a snap, and her eyes turned red from the pain.
"It's really strange." Old K's cousin nodded, "And she knows us."
Seeing that Tan Wenjie subdued the red-clothed ghost with his bare hands, Lao K's cousin knew that the man must be a master, so she came over to chat with him.
"Amei, do you still recognize me?" Old K also came over.
May: "Aba Aba Aba."
"It seems she doesn't know him, just kill him."
Amy: “?”
Her tongue is just broken and she can't speak for the time being. Give her some time to reconnect her tongue.
The cousin, who had been jealous when her cousin and Amei were in love, would never give her a chance. She took out all the talismans on her body and stuck them all on Amei.
The cost is not important, she just wants Amei to die as soon as possible.
The entire ghost-catching process was extremely fast. Old K only felt a little threat of death at the beginning, and then he just watched the show throughout.
He didn’t understand anything when he watched the shaman dance before, but this time when he saw the ghosts he realized that it was really exciting.
"I didn't expect that you, Mr. Tan, could really catch ghosts."
"My girlfriend is a mage," Tan Wenjie said, "and I just happened to learn a little bit."
"Your girlfriend? Is she a member of the association? Maybe I know her."
"Zhang Ling."
"Zhang... Zhang Ling?" She suddenly opened her eyes wide and looked at Tan Wenjie, "Are you the man who can become an immortal after marrying a wife?"
It was bad, she felt that her love for her cousin might not be strong enough.
"What do you mean by becoming an immortal?" Old K didn't understand. He just suddenly realized, "No wonder you can tell which of my things is real and which is rubbish, Mr. Tan. It turns out you have real skills."
"Yes, I can see that, but your cousin should be able to see it too."
"What can you see?" Old K's cousin asked in confusion.
Old K hugged his cousin aside and told her everything about his business with Tan Wenjie. If he wanted to do this business again in the future, it would be important to have someone who could tell the difference between real and fake goods, and his cousin was suitable.
After returning, Lao K patted his chest and said, "Mr. Tan, don't worry, I will definitely help you find more genuine goods in the future. Is our transaction still valid?"
"Of course it counts. I'll take as many as you have."
"That's good."
"I go first."
Tan Wenjie would not leave empty-handed after his visit, so he took Lao K's ex-girlfriend with him. Lao K's cousin was too weak to deal with the red-clothed ghost, so he did it reluctantly.
Take it back and make it into soup, or use it to feed the two corpses. In short, it will definitely not be wasted.
Time flies, and it is the day for Tan Wenjie and Eagle Jackie to meet.
As expected, very familiar faces.
"Hello, Mr. Jackie."
"Hello, Mr. Tan."
The two sides shook hands and sat down.
"I heard you wanted some antiques?"
"To be precise, it should be something related to myths and legends," Tan Wenjie emphasized. "It would be best if it really has a blessing effect, or really has a curse."
"The real thing?" Jackie understood.
He has traveled all over the world, from deserts to rainforests, and has touched some really weird things.
He encountered many dangerous situations, and sometimes he was cursed and had to find a local wizard to break the curse and save his life, but he was born to love adventure.
"It's the real thing!" Tan Wenjie nodded.
"Like what?" Jackie wasn't sure what this big client wanted.
Tan Wenjie: "For example, if there is a cow on this big talisman, it will have infinite power, if there is a rabbit on it, it will be as fast as lightning, and if there is a pig, its eyes will be able to emit waves."
Jackie shook her head: "I haven't heard of it, but I understand what you said. It's the Chinese zodiac, right? Is it a legend I haven't heard of?"
He paid attention to the new legend, but what the assassin cared about most was the new business that could bring in money immediately.
"Mr. Tan, why don't you tell me something I know that might interest you." Jackie said, "The Holy Shroud, the Pharaoh's mummy, the vampire mummies, the voodoo dolls, and holy water."
"What price?"
Jackie raised her index finger. "Ten million. It's very popular. Several families want the shroud."
"I want to see the goods first."
He can't just believe someone as soon as they touch his lips. Jackie is guaranteed by Sir Ma, but since it involves a big business worth tens of millions, he can throw all favors out the window.
"Okay, but I don't have the stuff. I have work to do in a few days."
It means that it will be delayed further.
"No problem. If you want to get something magical or weird, you can come to me first. I will make a price that will satisfy you."
The two shook hands again before parting.
Looking at the car that Tan Wenjie drove away, Jackie nodded, believing that this man was really rich.
It won’t be long before I have to go on a short business trip.
Tan Wenjie's original intention was to arrange the time well, but he missed one point. Zhang Ling's fate of being a husband-killer was physical, but he went to find Zhang Ling first.
Seven days passed in a flash.
airport.
Tan Wenjie got off the car with his suitcase and happened to meet Feng Laosi who was being seen off by passerby Officer Yi Lin and his niece Xiaolian.
Officer Lin: “…”
He remembered that Tan Wenjie's girlfriend seemed to be Hong Kong detective Cheng Xiaodong, why did he change to someone else?
Moreover, her face was flushed, her cheeks were so moist that they seemed like water could be squeezed out of them, and she exuded amazing charm from head to toe. It was no exaggeration to say that someone hit his head against a pillar when he looked at her just now.
Xiaolian was just saying hello.
Feng Lao Si frowned: "Ajie, are you really haunted by a female ghost?"
He didn't care when he sensed a ghostly aura from Tan Wenjie before, but he didn't expect that when they met again now, Tan Wenjie had lost some weight and his face was pale.
He shouldn't have believed that the young man could resist the temptation of a female ghost.
Tan Wenjie glanced at Zhang Ling next to him.
Zhang Ling was a little embarrassed and avoided looking around. He had eaten very much in the past few days.
"You overestimate the female ghost."
Tan Wenjie was sure that even if Wei Xiaodie came to absorb Yang energy, it would not be possible to reach this point.
Feng Lao Si: “?”
Don't understand.
Because he is a typical virgin.
When he and Feng Lao Si went to board the plane and left Zhang Ling's sight, the paleness on Tan Wenjie's face disappeared instantly.
I had to disguise myself and almost missed the flight.
(End of this chapter)