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[Ah, didn’t I see a lot of people playing cards when I came in just now? ]
"Who? Who plays cards during work hours?" Director Ye's face changed: "Investigate it thoroughly!"
[Never mind, so what you mean is...]
Director Ye's expression changed immediately, as if the incident just now had not happened: "So, we unanimously decided to let you wear our special clothes."
As he spoke, Director Ye handed over a clothing design manuscript.
The style of the clothes themselves is nothing special, just a common sports suit, but the words printed on the chest of the clothes are quite interesting——
Nanjiang City Law Enforcement Bureau Anti-Gambling Hero (specially awarded title by Sanqing Temple)
On the back of the clothes there are words "The eldest disciple publicly acknowledged for the first time by Ye Chun, director of the Nanjiang City Law Enforcement Bureau."
Jiang Lu:?
[No, forget about the title on the front, what is this on the back? Your name is there, but my name is not mentioned. Is this really promoting me? ]
"Oops, your name has four characters. It's too long to fit in the print."
【Do you want to see how long this title is? 】
"Anyway." Director Ye seemed not to have heard Jiang Lu's questioning: "You can wear this dress to study in Kunlun Mountain. I have asked someone to make it quickly. I believe it will be completed soon and will be given to you together with the pass later."
After a pause, he thought of something else: "By the way, we have also registered an account for you in the official name of the Nanjiang City Law Enforcement Bureau. When you go to Kunlun Mountain, remember to update your daily videos every day. The same applies when you arrive. How you study hard, or how you get along with the law enforcement officers from all over the world, all of these contents are fine. And you must wear a uniform, do you understand?"
[Ah? My daily life... Can this really be broadcast? ]
“Why can’t this be broadcast?”
Director Ye did not understand Jiang Lu's meaning and thought that he had never seen the world. He could not help but explain with a smile:
“Now many state and county law enforcement agencies are launching their role models and promoting themselves, and we certainly cannot fall behind.
Anyway, you are free to express yourself in any way you want. It’s okay to be a little unconventional when necessary. Our public relations department will help you contact the official for review.
With this achievement in your hands, I believe you will become the most genuine and brilliant god created by so many law enforcement agencies!"
【Well... okay then. 】
Jiang Lu seemed to agree reluctantly, but he was actually a little excited.
He has wanted to try being an internet porn star for a long time, and this is the first time someone has told him that he can do it freely, with public relations and review to back him up, instead of just a cold notification of a suspension.
Damn, it feels so good to have someone to back you up!
[Then I will wait here? ]
"You can wait, but it may take a while for the uniforms to be made." Director Ye thought for a moment and said, "If you find it boring to sit here, you can go for a walk around the bureau. You will be back sooner or later anyway, so it is a good idea to familiarize yourself with it in advance."
【it is good. 】
After leaving the director's office, Jiang Lu originally wanted to look around.
But suddenly I thought of something important.
That means he needs to inform Dong Wanggong first, so that the testimony doesn't match and the story he made up about Jin Yao and the others is not exposed.
So he went straight to the supervision room.
Walking into the bureau again, Jiang Lu felt that the attitude of people around him had changed a lot.
The first time he came to the Law Enforcement Bureau, he was escorted back by Law Enforcement Officer Zhang Hui in handcuffs, which was very undignified. The second time he came back with Dong Wanggong, and at that time, although some people who had seen him in handcuffs and felt strange cast curious glances at him, most people completely ignored him and treated him as a transparent person.
But the third time was different.
After Dong Wanggong was arrested, he became a key publicity target, and the first stop was the law enforcement bureau. Jiang Lu completed the gorgeous transformation from an unknown suspect to a benchmark role model within one day.
No matter who recognized him, no matter what their status was, they all greeted him with a smile. There were even enthusiastic fresh graduates who had just started working and were easily motivated by a few words, who asked him for his autograph.
Jiang Lu also accepted everyone who came and experienced the thrill of being a celebrity.
By the time he arrived at the supervision room, at least a dozen pretty girls from different departments had already flirted with him.
At first, the law enforcement officers who were working thought that this was just another quiet and boring day like usual. It was not until they saw the memoirs shared by Jiang Lu on social media that they learned that the Nanjiang City Law Enforcement Bureau had been attacked by terrorists that day. Jiang Lu, an outlaw, openly fired six shots, hitting four people...
As for why only four people were hit with six shots, it wasn't because Jiang Lu's shooting skills were problematic, but because one person was hit three times...
"You're here." Dong Wanggong seemed very excited to see Jiang Lu again.
But Jiang Lu just winked at him, signaling him to behave himself.
The supervision room is an important place for the Law Enforcement Bureau. Jiang Lu speculated that there must be surveillance. In this case, he cannot act too familiar with Dong Wanggong, otherwise after he escapes from prison, he will definitely be regarded as a suspect and get into trouble.
Dong Wanggong also reacted, and immediately changed his expression, gritting his teeth and said viciously: "How dare you, a bastard, come to see me?"
Jiang Lu blinked, and Dong Wanggong understood what he meant.
"It's a bit too much again, isn't it?"
Jiang Lu did not reply, but wrote on the paper: [You are such a daring and crazy guy, you actually dared to send someone to threaten me, saying that you want to escape from prison and kill my whole family. If you have the ability, you can try it. If you are good enough, you can escape from the heavily guarded law enforcement bureau. ]
"When should I send someone... Hmm?" Dong Wanggong was particularly shrewd and wise when it came to issues not involving Xi Wangmu, and he immediately understood what Jiang Lu meant.
As for sending people, all his people in Nanjiang City have returned to Fangzhu Mountain. The only one left here is Hong Yi, who was taken away by Jiang Lu yesterday.
Is my brother-in-law saying that Hong Yi has already met my sister and the others?
That is to say, they all know now that I will go to Kunlun Mountain with them, but what reason did my brother-in-law give them?
Thinking of this, Dong Wanggong asked tentatively: "Oh? The letter I sent has arrived, right? No wonder you are so angry. I just like to see the people I tortured want to kill me but can't do anything about it. Haha, it's a pity that I'm not here. I really want to see how my loyal subordinates threaten you."
Jiang Lu breathed a sigh of relief, it seemed that the other party understood.
So he continued to write: [She said that you were doing these evil things under the guidance of God, and that they were just actions, and that I, who obstructed you, would be punished and die a miserable death. Sooner or later, you would kill me with your own hands. How ridiculous.]
God's guidance...
Dong Wanggong thought about it and roughly translated it.
The reason was that a higher-level being asked me to escort her to Kunlun Mountain? Could my sister believe such a ridiculous reason? Was it true?
Although he had reservations, Dong Wanggong still said, "Haha, that's right, I opened the casino with the guidance of God, and as you can see, before you showed up, I was very successful, and God was on my side. Now, God wants me to kill you, and I'm just as happy about it!"
【Then let’s see who will have the last laugh! 】
After writing and confirming that his meaning had been conveyed, Jiang Lu turned around and left.
And the King of the East looked at Jiang Lu's back thoughtfully.
My brother-in-law is already such an adult, but he doesn’t even pay attention when going to the toilet. It’s ok that his zipper is not zipped up, but why is his waistband also wet?
Chapter 316 Jiang Lu in the Earthquake
Scythe and the performer looked at Jiang Lu, who had just returned from the Law Enforcement Bureau, in silence.
Jiang Lu just stood in front of the two of them openly, showing himself to his heart's content.
Although he was wearing a mask, his lively big eyes seemed to be able to speak, and he was blinking like an excited girl who had just gotten a manicure and came home to ask her boyfriend if he had noticed any changes in herself.
After a long while, Scythe reluctantly cooperated and asked, "What are you doing..."
Jiang Lu hesitated for a moment, thinking that he had explained everything he needed to, and there was no need to worry about whether the sickle and the performers were injured or not, so if they were injured, they were injured. So he took off his mask and took out the ball gag from his mouth to facilitate communication.
"Handsome, right?"
"Handsome...right..." Scythe looked embarrassed, and it was obvious that he felt very uneasy about saying such a thing against his will.
The performer was more blunt: "What stupid clothes?"
What Jiang Lu is wearing now is the uniform that has just been delivered to him by the Law Enforcement Bureau, which is also a promotional uniform for internet celebrities and the Kunlun Mountain school uniform.
On the green uniform, the densely packed white characters on the front and back are particularly eye-catching, a bit like Wu Jing's sportswear with "Zhongguo" printed on it, except that Wu Jing's can only be considered as flowery arms, while Jiang Lu's has a full back.
"Hey, that's wrong."
Jiang Lu waved his hand:
“At first I thought it was shit, but when I was wearing it and walking down the street, feeling the strange looks from passers-by, I suddenly felt like I was running naked on the street. I can only say that although it’s shit, it’s naked.
The most important thing is that I didn't do this voluntarily. It was requested by the law enforcement agency. It was like doing a mission. I felt a sense of being forced. Do you understand me?"
"I don't quite understand...but it feels very strange..." Scythe shook his head: "Maybe there is a generation gap between you and me."
"It's not a generation gap issue. This is completely perverted." The performer corrected: "I thought this dress was heavy enough, but I didn't expect that you had something even more outrageous in your mind."
Seeing that the two of them couldn't understand him, Jiang Lu couldn't help feeling a little disappointed. In order to better integrate into the group, he had to explain: "Ah, I was just joking. Actually, I also felt it was a bit weird, but there was nothing I could do. They asked me to dress like this, saying that it could promote the Law Enforcement Bureau. I don't really understand."
"Are you kidding me again?" The performer scoffed at Jiang Lu's change of words: "Are you sure your treasure is not out of control again?"
Hearing this, Jiang Lu actually started to think seriously: "In theory, if I didn't cause you any mental harm, then it shouldn't be a loss of control. But if you actually have any special expectations of me, and after I joked like this, your filter for me was shattered, causing my image in your hearts to collapse, then that's another matter."
"No expectation at all." Scythe shook his head immediately.
The performer also said sarcastically: "Besides, you are already a ruin. What kind of house is collapsing?"
"Hmm..." Jiang Lu nodded thoughtfully.
After hearing the two people's comments about him, he seemed to have grasped the law of "Absolute Truth" being out of control for a moment.
If the prerequisites for activating [Absolute Truth] are divided into two parts: "truth" and "will cause harm", then the first condition that needs to be met is that you have grasped a weakness or soft spot of others.
In most cases, unless you deliberately investigate and look for it, it is difficult to find out what others care about most, so "absolute truth" does not hold true.
If you look closely at the cases of Jin Yao and Hong Yi, you will find that they were hurt because the person they cared about the most was Jiang Lu, and Jiang Lu himself was the weakness and soft spot, so as long as the truth they told could destroy his image in their hearts, [absolute truth] would be established.
In this way, it seems that the loss of control of [Absolute Truth] is not as dangerous as imagined. As long as the two prerequisites are not met and others do not have any expectations of Jiang Lu, then this loss of control is actually not uncontrollable.
Because of this, when facing people like Scythe and Performer who have long lost all hope in him, Jiang Lu's thinking remains normal, and he does not suddenly lose control even when speaking normally.
Thinking of this, Jiang Lu began to think about deeper issues.
So if this is the case, is it possible for this bad loss of control to turn into something beneficial to oneself through skillful manipulation?
As long as it is different from what you would normally say, can you blame it on "losing control"?
For example, in most cases it would be regarded as a lie with sweet words and false sincerity. But under the setting that "you may lose control and speak your true thoughts at any time", wouldn't it be easier for people to believe it?
For example, can we express some excessive and rude requests without restraint?
If you disagree, just blame it on "out of control". If you agree, then you'll make a lot of money and save yourself a lot of hassles and tests.
At this moment, Jiang Lu felt like he was a genius.
He can turn any huge disadvantage into an advantage. Isn't this genius?